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Chapter 268: Very happy


"Yes, where have you been?

Everyone has returned to their senses, but you are still lying down.

I am going crazy with anxiety."

Sneijder let go of Cheng Qianxun and asked eagerly.

He must have recovered by this time.

Although the remaining blood at the corner of his mouth has not been wiped away, his strength must have recovered.

When he hugged her, he hugged her so tightly that he almost strangled her.

She didn't know where she was just now, everything seemed like a dream, but it was absolutely true that she saw the black-winged angel, and it shouldn't be a hallucination after death.

But Cheng Qianxun didn't want to say it out loud, so he pretended that he hadn't recovered from his death and blinked his confused eyes a few times: "Where...

I don't know where..."

"Perhaps the energy of the Ark of the Covenant caused her soul to fly far away," Beelzebub said, which was a bit close.

"Anyway, her undead spirit is back, and we have fulfilled our promise."

Levidan was a little impatient.

He held up the snake's head with his thin arms, thought about it for a moment, and suddenly opened his mouth: "The Ark of the Covenant that has not been touched for three thousand years.

He actually let a woman meet him.

That sanctimonious and hypocritical guy will definitely be furious. " "Maybe he's furious up there, hahaha..."

The cheerful Mamen slapped the armrest of the throne several times, laughing so hard that he raised his head and pointed at Cheng Qianxun: "Woman, you did a good job, I like it. " Beelzebub also nodded: "Well, it's indeed good.

It's very comfortable to hear you scolding that old immortal.

I like it too."

The unfair treatment of women along the way made Cheng Qianxun unbearable and cursed her several times.

Especially after Hoffman died, she finally vented her anger completely.

She pointed at the Ark of the Covenant and cursed, as if she was pointing at the face of God. scold.

As the opposite of God, Satan was naturally very happy to hear it and was extremely happy.

Thinking of women being so disliked, Cheng Qianxun was still angry and said: "Everything about fairness, justice, kindness and fraternity is obviously all nonsense for the sake of preaching.

Those who can truly achieve these are actually the great Satans. " Levidan sneered coldly: "Be kind and fraternal."

"Oh!"

Mammon suddenly shouted loudly and waved her hand to Levidan dissatisfiedly: "I was happy to hear this.

Don't spoil the fun, okay?"

"You miser, don't keep growing up."

Levidan didn't know why, but he was not very polite to Mammon this time.

Maybe Mammon just implicitly said that he was unhappy because of his snake spirit.

He looked at Cheng Qianxun and asked with great interest: "Why are you so kind and fraternal?

We are Satan and we are just taking advantage of you.

Where does this kind of kindness and fraternity come from?"

"The Great Satan Levidan" Cheng Qianxun bowed and said with certainty: "I am standing in front of you now, as if you and other Satans have not told me to stand farther away, don't touch this, don't Touch that.

My male teammates and I have equal status.

I may be eliminated because of my poor ability, but this is enough to prove it.”

At this time, Levidan slightly expressed his agreement.

He tapped the handle of the throne with his sucking fingers like a lizard: "There is some truth.

For us, sometimes the things women do are more interesting.

They are also often unexpected. outside.”

Thinking about the fact that women were not allowed to get close to the Ark of the Covenant, that men and women were divided everywhere, and that women could not do things that men could do.

Cheng Qianxun choked: "Great Satan, I want to ask, if this god hates women so much, is he gay?"

The four Satans, except Belial who was still sleeping soundly, were all stunned, and then laughed wildly.

And Mammon laughed even harder, slapping her thighs.

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She laughed so hard that her body shook: "You woman, you dare to say anything, it's so funny, hahaha..."

"Is there anything I dare not say?"

Cheng Qianxun said even louder: "Isn't it?

Otherwise, why would he target women in everything?

It's obviously Adam who wants to eat the fruit of the knowledge of good and evil, but it must be that Adam can't stand it after Eve's persuasion.

I also ate the temptation.

This is like putting a bowl of delicious food on the table, but Telling children not to eat?

Is it possible that children won’t eat?

It’s not humans who are really wrong.

The seven original sins are all human beings’ innate need for survival.

People need to eat.

If they don’t have these instincts, everyone will go to heaven.

There are no more humans.

If anything is wrong, it is God.”

"Okay."

Levidan unexpectedly clapped the handle, pointed at her and praised, "That's absolutely right.

You are so understanding.

No wonder you are alive."

"This woman is indeed a bit special.

Maybe it's because there are too few pure Orientals here."

Mamen turned slightly sideways, with a smile still on her dark face: "Little girl, feel carefully, maybe you can walk Farther than we imagined.”

Although Mammon is stingy, she is the first one to come into contact with among the four Satans, and she feels easier to talk to.

Although he is like a naughty boy who likes to tease people and watch people's emotions rise and fall because of it, what he said at this time still has inner meaning.

But you can't ask more, Satan will reveal more when he is in a good mood, and he will tell you as much as he wants.

If you want to know more, what should you give in exchange?

Cheng Qianxun turned to Mammon and bowed: "Thank you Satan Mammen for your appreciation.

I will continue to work hard.

I also want to live as long as possible, and I don't want to die right away."

"Okay, stop flattering me."

Levidan said impatiently to Lisese: "You make arrangements, I will go to rest first."

Seeing Levidan disappear into the darkness along with the throne he was sitting on, Mammon bared her teeth at it and whispered softly: "That's because people know how to appreciate it.

What kind of rest is it?

They should probably peel off their skin."

Satan's curses don't contain any curse words, but are so sharp that they make people angry and funny.

Lyses leaned on his staff and turned to Mathes and Beses and said, "I'd better ask you two stewards to arrange food and accommodation.

I'm too tired and need to rest."

"Why is it us again?

It was the same last time.

We threw our hands away and didn't care about anything.

This floor is still not under your master's jurisdiction."

Of course Mathais was unhappy.

He hadn't had a break since his floor.

"My good steward," Lisese said pitifully in a hoarse voice, as if he was full of grievances: "It's not like you don't know my master's temper.

Look at me, I've become like this.

It's hard for me to walk.

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Don't talk.

It’s a long time to serve such a group of people.

If you can, please help me.

Otherwise, I can only let them starve.

Whoever is still alive can just climb down. " To be honest, having such a jealous master is really not a good thing.

Mammon is just a bit stingy.

But there is no need to pay wages in the underworld, and it is useless to ask for money; Beelzebub just likes to eat, as long as he serves his two big mouths, and Beeses likes to cook.

And listening to Lisese's words, his appearance was changed by Levidan, and it was indeed a bit pitiful to become such an image that was similar to an evil witch with black magic.

Mammon sneered and said, "I don't look very good, so I made the manager even uglier."

Mathais clucked his gloved fingers and covered his lips with blood-red lipstick in an exaggerated manner: "So I can only apply makeup and powder and dress up carefully.

Otherwise, how can I be worthy of the master's handsomeness?"

puff.

Mammon, the traditional demon king, has horns, hooves, an arrow tail, and bat wings. . .

Everyone wanted to laugh but didn't dare.

"This glib" Mammon was happy again.

In a happy mood, he agreed: "Then you can help arrange accommodation.

The people this time are nice, let them rest well, I am still waiting to see the next floor."

"Yes, the great Satan Mammon" Mathes raised his hands in salute.

Mammon retreated with the glittering golden throne and the dazzling gems, and disappeared into the darkness.

Beelzebub was obviously quite satisfied, so he said to Beeses: "Anyway, you also like cooking, so cook it for them.

You have been smiling happily these past two days, and you don't want them to be hungry.

You can’t even walk.

Go ahead.”

"Yes, yes, master" Beses stammered in agreement.

"Don't forget my dinner, make it rich..."

These were the last words Beelzebub left before disappearing into the darkness.

Mathis also wanted to dodge, but Mathes forced him to push Belial in who was still sleeping soundly.

Lisese wanted to leave as soon as possible.

So I did it.

Watching Lisese put his staff on the chubby Belial, who was all flesh, pushed the bed-like throne with both hands, and gradually disappeared into the darkness.

Look at the size of the throne and Satan above.

It looks like a frail and disabled person.

"Okay, okay."

Mathes must be a little tired.

But he still had a mask-like smile on his face when he spoke: "You can rest for four days this time, so just enjoy it.

You have to eat first, or rest."

"I want to eat first."

Although Cheng Qianxun was also tired, he had to eat a meal after being resurrected, otherwise his death would be in vain: "I'm sorry for bothering you two managers."

Half an hour later, each of the nine people in this group sat on a special sofa, facing a mountain of delicious food.

The sofa was conjured up by Cheng Qianxun first.

She wanted a comfortable chair with thick cushions that almost covered her entire body.

When she transformed and sat down, her teammates asked for it too.

She met all her teammates' requests one by one.

"Lao Fei Chang" Bieses placed a pot of steaming vegetables in front of Cheng Qianxun.

On top of the shiny, soft fatty intestines cut into sections, there are red and finely chopped red peppers, which is very appetizing at first sight.

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"Orientals like animal offal very much."

Hoffman frowned slightly: "And it's from pigs."

So the resurrected Nair explained to Cheng Qianxun.

Jews are very particular about what they eat: all plants and poultry can be eaten, but animals are only allowed to eat cloven-hoofed ruminants, that is, cows, sheep, deer, etc.

Pig, rabbit, horse, camel meat, etc. are all unclean foods and cannot be eaten.

Cattle, sheep, and poultry that have died abnormally due to old age, illness, or illness are also unclean and cannot be eaten.

The Old Testament of the Bible also stipulates that you are not allowed to eat raw meat; you are not allowed to eat beef and drink milk at the same time; you are not allowed to eat food with blood; you are not allowed to eat the subperitoneal fat of cattle and sheep; you are not allowed to eat cattle and sheep tendons.

All animals that live by scavenging in water, on land or in the air, including aquatic animals without fins, scales, bones, and shells, such as eels, shrimps, lobsters, clams, etc., are also considered unclean.

The food cannot be eaten.

Cheng Qianxun frowned slightly: "Now we have food and drink.

If there may be a lack of food on the way, the bugs will be chewed with their skins.

I don't object to these personal religious beliefs, but things fall on If you don’t like it, just pretend I haven’t eaten anything.”

Then she said loudly to Beses: "Butler, please bring me a pot of butter-baked lobster with thick noodles below.

I also want four oysters.

I want to eat chicken and duck blood soup, and a piece of raw Arctic clams."

Sashimi.

If possible, give me another twice-cooked meatloaf pie

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