"I'm the hell I am" Santos's face turned blue and white, and tears burst out on the spot: "I don't lift it, I don't lift it, I really don't lift it."
"Hey, Mr.
Santos," Shen Chai showed a concerned expression, "It's because you don't raise your eyes that you will drink wine, come, you can regain your strength after drinking this bowl."
Watching Santos push back and forth, Morgana's little temper suddenly came up again, she was glaring, gritted her silver teeth and said, "What's the matter, don't you give the old lady face?"
Megana sighed, and the four attendants around him immediately surrounded Santos, and they all clasped their hands on their chests and crossed their eyebrows coldly, staring at Santos condescendingly, as if they were going to tear him to pieces in the next second.
At this moment, Santos really wants to cry without tears, he has been in love for so many years, what kind of woman he has never seen with his love scene, as long as it is a mother, there is no way to do it, but today is the black smoke on his ancestral grave, who knows that he fell into the wolf's den Santos originally thought, I can't afford to provoke me, I can hide, Lao Tzu can't run away, but now he is surrounded by four people, even wind magic is not good, let alone a water magician.
"I'll drink, I'll drink" Santos was momentarily stunned, he glanced at the big bowl on the table with a sad face, and slowly stretched out his trembling hands, as if what was in front of him was not wine, but a bowl of soul-breaking soup.
Damn, Santos closed his eyes and tilted his neck, and poured the ale into his stomach with a bang.
"Oh, Mr.
Santos is so drinkable," Shen Chai stroked his palm and laughed, and then poked Liu Neng and Xia Zhengyang, who were sitting next to him, with his elbow, and glanced at Santos with his small eyes.
Liu Neng and Xia Zhengyang were still in a state of confusion, still thinking that it was really terrible for Maghanna to play drunk, it seems that the goddess is the goddess, and she can only watch it from a distance and not play with it At this moment, when they saw Shen Chai's eyes, they immediately understood, and they all applauded, and their mouths couldn't stop admiring: "Good wine, good wine."
"Yes, since Teacher Santos has a lot," Shen Chai stood up with a drink with a wicked smile, "Then on behalf of all the students of Class 7, I will toast Teacher Santos with tea instead of wine."
"Poof" Santos, who was pouring wine, suddenly squirted out when he heard this, his face was red and his neck was thick from choking on the liquor full of his throat, and the green tendons on his forehead jumped wildly, and his two cross-eyed eyes stared at Shen Chai, and he stretched out his hand tremblingly: "You little rabbit cub, it's really poisonous."
Before he could finish his sentence, Santos tilted his neck, closed his eyes, fainted, and lay straight on the floor with a "bang".
"Why don't you sleep, get up for my mother," Morgana kicked Santos in the ass, knocking him to the ground and rolling.
"I'm wiping, I'm still pretending to be drunk," Liu Neng yelled at Santos.
"Pretending to be drunk" Shen Chai stood up when he saw this, slowly paced to Santos's side, he squatted down and stared at Santos's face, and then said with a smile: "In the human world, if someone pretends to be drunk in the drinking field, we usually stuff a funnel into his mouth, and then pour the whole jar of wine into the funnel. ” Speaking of this, Shen Chai carefully observed Santos's expression, he didn't even frown, yes, Shen Chai couldn't help but admire a little bit of his acting skills.
Shen Chai continued, gesturing on Santos's body as he spoke: "This wine will all be poured into his stomach, stretch his belly up to the size of a balloon, and then seal his mouth with duct tape, and finally slam on his big belly, guess where this wine will come from?"
"Didn't you spit it out of your mouth," Liu Neng deliberately pretended to be stupid.
"Liu Neng, you're really stupid, your mouth is sealed with duct tape, how can you spray wine" Zhao Shi glanced at Liu Neng, and then he squeezed his eyebrows and said, "I guess it's squirting, right, Brother Shen" "Haha, that's right" Shen Chai slapped Santos on the stomach, this thing still hasn't had the slightest expression, "But you're only half right" "Oh, where else is that" Tang Shishi blinked her eyes suspiciously, she pulled Zhou Jing's sleeve and asked, "Zhou Jing, you are also from the human world, do you know?"
"Oh, I haven't drunk alcohol, how can I know" Zhou Jing's face suddenly turned red with shame, and she hid behind Tang Shishi vigorously.
"What's so hard to guess about this, isn't it just squirting out of the chrysanthemum," Xia Zhengyang said lightly.
"That's right" Shen Chai slapped Santos's buttocks, leaned into his ear and said, "Does Mr.
Santos feel that chrysanthemums are tight?"
Santos still didn't have the slightest expression.
"Alas, it seems that this thing really fainted" Shen Chai said with a regretful face, he originally thought that he could play for a while longer, who knew that Santos would be broken so soon.
Hearing this, Morgana snorted coldly, picked up the sea bowl on the table and tilted her head and dried it again, she slapped the bowl on the table with a "bang", and wiped her mouth with her sleeve: "Heh, man" Nima, this sentence is too big a blow Suddenly the men in the hall who were watching the excitement were in an uproar, this woman actually despised all their men, which was so rebellious In this magical magical continent, it has been dominated by men since ancient times.
To give an obvious example, the Pope of the Holy See of Light, the person who stands at the top of the power is a man, nine of the presidents of the top ten magic unions are men, and the magic continent has always been polygamous, and I haven't heard of polyandry or not "What is the noise," Morgana yelled impatiently, she squatted the wine jar in her arms on the table, raised her eyebrows, and crossed her waist with one hand heroically: "Who is not convinced, who is not convinced, who is not convinced to fight" When everyone heard this, they were immediately stunned, they looked at the large wine jar in Maganna's hand, and then at Santos, who was straight and upright on the ground, and immediately buried their heads without pulling a few feet.
Fighting a, whether it's magic or drinking, there is no one in the hall who is Maganna's opponent.
"Oh, man," Maganna sneered to herself again, a look of pain on her brow as if she remembered something, and then she felt a dizziness in her mind, and fell backwards in full view of everyone.
Seeing this, Shen Chai immediately took a step forward and let Megana fall into his arms.
The pain between Morgana's brows was faint, but it couldn't be erased like a brand, and even though she had fainted now, her brows were still slightly frowned
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