"Meow" where are you going to catch me?
"Hey, hey, do you want to xiuiàn?"
"Meow" doesn't want to.
"It doesn't seem to be the right way, and you need to seduce it in a different way."
"After xiuiàn, there are a lot of small dried fish to eat" "Meow" small dried fish, I'm tired of eating that kind of thing.
"This cat deserves to starve "After xiuiàn, you'll be able to beat those stray cats."
"Meow" fighting is not a good child "This cat deserves to be killed Xu Yuanxuan was very angry For a cat who has nothing but play, there really isn't a good way to seduce "After xiuiàn, you can be resurrected" Xu Yuanxuan continued, after all, in this time and space, the conditions for the formation of ghosts are very harsh, and the existence time is also very short, and now the ghost keeper who lives in Xu Xiyan's soul is very hungry and thirsty to meet this cat, just like Columbus discovered the New World, this is not enough, in that new continent, there is also a group of people in a very coolly dressed world Well, it is said that the couple of two men in Columbus's fleet is a very normal thing, no wonder a certain island country is a world-famous rotten country, these sailors are adrift at sea all the year round, and they can't find a girl, so they can only cough The ghost cultivator screamed, urging Xu Yuanxuan to accept the cat's soul, but this matter had to be voluntary by the cat itself, otherwise Bèio agreed to embark on the path of ghost cultivation, and this would definitely become its inner demon in the future.
At that time, Xu Yuanxuan will not be raising ghosts, but demons If he really does this, Little Lori Tiandao will immediately take back the soul of this cat, not to mention, it is estimated that he will also send Xu Yuanxuan a six-nine catastrophe, and he will also say to Xu Yuanxuan, "No thanks, it's free." ” "It can be resurrected," the kitten thought about it or refused, "It's too painful to live, I choose to die." ” Well, did you charge for advertising a certain game?
But now is not the time to complain, "Don't you want to ask, what did you do wrong, if you promise me, I will tell you." ” The kitten was stunned, this was its only obsession, and it wanted to know why it was thrown away "Okay, but you have to tell me first" Xu Yuanxuan didn't intend to fool it, and directly said all its behaviors after being controlled by the intelligent core.
"So, in the final analysis, is it because I'm too naïve?"
How did you get this information?
"That action of yours is too dangerous, and it is natural to be given up by Yumeng, but you could have become the pet of the fourth princess, how did you compare your heart to her before, if you were the fourth princess, would you leave a cat that regards her as an enemy, by your side Not to mention that beauty is the life of a girl, the fourth princess because of the few blood marks you scratched, you must know that the clothes and that kind of thing, the less the fabric, the more beautiful" "Is that the case, I don't know if there is a cat beauty salon in the underworld, I want to shave bald" Hey, shouldn't your focus be on why you died, and do you think people and cats can be measured by the same aesthetics A short-haired cat, there will be people who like it, but a bald ladyboy cat will definitely be disgusted because your existence will deprive the owner of the greatest pleasure A bald ladybug, how to masturbate it Seo Won-hyun felt so tired "Okay, let's first let's talk about the aesthetic differences between humans and cats."
Xu Yuanxuan, let's talk for a long time, and finally let this cat ghost understand that less clothes and less hair are not the same concept, and they can't be confused.
"Understood, humans like you cats, in addition to liking the cats themselves, the cat's mouth attracts them, that is, your hair is shaved bald, who still rares you" The cat soul pouted, "You humans are really superficial. ” I'm sorry, we humans are really so superficial Xu Yuanxuan thought of the giant pandas he met when he went to Sichuan, and the pandas and those giant pandas are estimated to have a common language, but unfortunately, this cat is basically unlikely to have the opportunity to meet those giant pandas, otherwise it is estimated that he will have to worship in these goods "Don't you humans know that the most precious thing for our cats is the vigorous body, as well as the multi-functional shock-absorbing meat pad with the skeletal structure of the cat's physical ergonomics, jumping from twenty meters, it is estimated that it may also be lame, this is not important, we also have flexible paws, can test the width of the beard?"
"I'm sorry, we humans only need you cats to sell cute," Xu Yuanxuan sank the kitten with a word It's very depressed, and everything that cats are proud of is so worthless in the eyes of humans "So you're not doing your job, if you're a feral cat, you can jump up and down and fight with other cats for food.
But as a pet cat, your main responsibility is to make the owner feel that you care about her, know that you care about her, and know that you can't do without her, so that she will be inseparable from you.
But the impression you bring to the third and fourth princesses is only frizzy, I don't know the severity, and I often hurt people like your pet, I'm afraid not many people will like you" Of course, there are also some wonderful owners, especially love to clean up the mess for pets, such as raising Erha Xu Yuanxuan stroked the kitten and smoothed it "Different positions do different jobs, and the same is true for us humans, you cats are only divided into three kinds of work, pet cats, stray cats, and wild cats."
And we human beings are divided into three major industries, countless types of work, 360 lines, this number is far from enough to summarize all human occupations, they perform their own duties, in order to build this society into a healthy society, many people, may not like their work, but they have no choice. ” The kitten fell silent, caught up in the summary of her past.
After a while, it looked up, "So, what are you going to do with my cat's soul?"
"Hehe, do you think we are a xiéè organization" Xu Yuanxuan pretended to be angry and said.
The kitten asked cutely, "Aren't you?"
"Well, in a sense, Xu Yuanxuan is now tricking the kitten into an experiment that he doesn't know if it will succeed, so this kind of behavior is similar to what the Xiéè scientist really wants "These are not important, the important thing is that you will gain the power to change your fate because of this, you can take your own cat life in your own hands, and no one will be able to beat and scold you at will," Xu Yuanxuan's words are not only to the little cat, but also to himself, he is not strong enough now, he can't really control his own fate, his own life, protect his lover, he has to continue to be stronger and stronger "Yes, it's not a cat at the mercy of others, it's a cat that is all up to me, it sounds good, in that case, I'll be at your mercy for once," the kitten made the first and most important decision in its meow life, and from now on a happy life away from it, it was sitting on the express train gxxx bound for the abyss of hell Xu Yuanxuan smiled, and the smile was very eerie, "Very good, I think, you and your breeder will get along very happily" Xu Yuanxuan went home, found an object with aura, and stuffed the soul of the ghost girl and the kitten into it, the jade bracelet is the home of the two of them for the time being, I hope they won't feel too crowded After doing these things, Xu Yuanxuan hurried back, his wife is about to give birth, and now is the best time to brush up on his good feelings in front of his wife, although Zhu Yumeng's good feelings have been brushed by Xu Yuanxuan to reverence, but reverence is above, and worship, not only worship prestige, but in the future, you can only straighten your waist and be a man at home, otherwise you can only live a life that is not as good as a cat in this life, although the cat is also what he became: