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Chapter 11 How big the ass is and how big the pants are worn


When Chen Mu walked out of the main gate of the county office, the official guarding the side dared to lean over, and the main man also happened to rub his forehead that had been popped out of a large bag at this time and opened his eyes.

"My lord, are you okay?"

the more agile official saw that the master had woken up, and immediately stepped forward to help him up.

"It's okay, it's a big deal, this time we're on a big deal" The master bookkeeper held the gold Kaiyuan Tongbao on his forehead in his hand and wanted to cry without tears, and said in his heart Why did this great god run to his own jurisdiction, isn't this a pit person.

But he only dared to think about it himself, saying that he would never dare to say it, and it was a big sin to lose his head if he really said it.

At this moment, a servant pointed to the money in the master's hand and asked curiously: "My lord, why is the money in your hand golden, and it looks different from ordinary money?"

Of course it's different, can the things used by the Emperor be the same as those used by you, and he doesn't pee on himself.

While thinking, the chief bookkeeper waved his hand to the curious officials: "Go, go, what should you do, no one is allowed to say anything about today's affairs, if I hear the slightest rumor outside, worry about your head" Although the officials felt that the main book was a bit of a fuss, when they saw that his face was ugly and tight, they also agreed.

In the officialdom, they know very well the truth that the official level crushes people to death, don't look at the master Bo is only a nine-grade in the county, but if you want to engage them, it is really an old lady blowing her nose and pinching it.

However, just when the officials were about to disperse, a person walked in at the gate of the county government again, and after seeing the person clearly, the chief bookkeeper almost didn't sit on the ground.

Whoever you are here is actually none other than Chen Mu, who has just left Only this time Chen Mu didn't take out a small card to scare the master, but walked up to him and looked at him for a long time before he slowly spoke: "Who in your county has pigs?"

"Pig, what is that?"

the master book flickered.

"It's just a pig, it's really stupid," Chen Mu impatiently explained what a pig was.

Pig, he heard it from Li Muyun, and then he felt that the word pig was better than the cry of pig, otherwise the pig would always remind people of that disgusting excrement.

"Oh, this one has, there is" After understanding the meaning of the pig, the lord Bo nodded again and again, and pointed out the direction to Chen Mu by the way: from the north gate out of the city, five miles, there is a manor of a rich local family on the side of the road, and there are seven or eight pigs in that manor.

After Chen Mu got the answer from the main bo, he was satisfied, patted his ass again and left, leaving the embarrassed lord Bo stunned in the county office and constantly wiping cold sweat.

As the so-called dead Dao friends do not die in the poor Dao, although the master Bo does not know who Chen Mu asks who is going to raise pigs and what to do, there is no doubt that there will be problems here.

And since there will be problems, it is natural that the problem is better for others than for himself, so the lord Bo did not hesitate to explain to the rich man who invited him to dinner.

As for what kind of problems the rich man will face in the near future, this is not something that the lord can control.

The words are divided into two ends, not to mention how the main Bo arranged for people to go to Lijia Village to repair the cottage, but only to say that Chen Mu, who left the county government and rushed back.

In fact, Chen Mu is not a fuel-efficient lamp, he had already thought about it on the way here, the Emperor Li Yuan was going to be a bandit, whether it was him or others, it was estimated that he would not be able to stop it.

In other words, this group of thieves and their group of people are decided, after all, they can't hand Li Yuan over to a hillbilly from Shanyin County.

In order to protect the old man's safety, none of them could escape, and all of them had to go up the mountain to play a game of being a thief with the old man.

But when it comes to going up the mountain, another problem comes when there is no place to live in the mountain.

They couldn't let Lao Li Yuan go to the top of the mountain to blow the wind and sleep in the open air, so it became inevitable to build a cottage.

Li Yuan, Li Muyun, the two ancestors, who can build the cottage by themselves, can't it, then the task of repairing the cottage can only be completed by Chen Mu and them.

Chen Mu anticipated these in advance, so he forced the master to complete this task in the county government to replace them, while reducing his workload, he could also get a good reputation in front of the leaders who were anxious about the leaders, why not kill two birds with one stone.

As for how the lord Bo explained this matter to the higher-level state government, I believe that the money is enough to solve all the problems, after all, it is something that only the emperor has, whether it is a county or a state, as long as he doesn't want to move his head, it is estimated that no one will say more about this issue.

In addition, there is another point, let the people of Shanyin County go to repair the village, Chen Mu and they can drag on the time, and it is best to delay until His Majesty Li Er's order is conveyed, and then all the problems can be solved.

With such careful thoughts, Chen Mu rushed all the way back with the news he inquired about, and met Chen Huo halfway through, that is, the one of the three guards who was sent to the market to buy meat.

After the two brothers met, they chatted all the way about what happened in Shanyin County, and rushed back in the direction of Lijia Village with a few chickens they had bought.

At this time, it was almost noon, and Li Yuan's old man had eaten a radish feast again with a green turnip face, and was sitting under the grafted fruit tree at the gate of the courtyard basking in the sun boringly.

As for Li Muyun, this goods can't take care of Li Yuan's old man at all, he is about to become a bandit, he must be prepared, he has to bring all the useful and useless things at home, anyway, there are free coolies and thugs, and he can just do some things to carry and lift.

Thinking of the free thugs, Li Muyun raised his head and looked out of the courtyard.

These damn guys are so lazy that they must give them some eye medicine at the old man's place when they go back, otherwise they won't know what work efficiency is Just as he was thinking, there was a sound of horses' hooves, and two black dots appeared on the only main road in the village.

Yes, saying that Cao Cao Cao arrived, Li Muyun put down the box in his hand and came to Li Yuan's old man's side.

"Old lady, we're back."

After Chen Mu and the two came back, they tied their horses and came to Lao Li Yuan with a large bag of chickens and ducks on their backs.

"Why have you been there for so long" Old Li Yuan's closed eyes opened slightly, looked at the two and asked, with an indescribable majesty in his voice.

"Old lady, aren't we going to be thieves, I'm thinking about finding someone to build the village first, or we won't have a place to live if we go up."

Chen Mu lost his domineering spirit in front of the county lord of Shanyin, bent over very doggedly, and replied respectfully.

However, how do he listen to what he said, how can there be a meaning of playing tickets, Li Muyun listened to the problem of cheapness on the side: "There is an old saying in our village, how big is the butt and how big the pants are, you say that you are a thief, but the village needs others to repair it, you think we are going on vacation, what is it called to experience life, you know what fun is it to rely on others for everything?"

Chen Mu now has a headache when he sees Li Muyun, this point is a typical villain, in his previous life, he didn't know which pillar of incense was burned right, and he was recognized by the Emperor Taishang, but Wang Ba immediately turned over, and he didn't want to think that if the Emperor was not there, he would have this broken mouth, and he would have been beaten to death.

However, Chen Mu's thoughts do not represent Li Yuan's thoughts, this old man doesn't know why, anyway, he just watched Li Muyun fall in love, and he was not angry when he counted his guards on the side, but asked happily: "Boy, what is the matter with the pants you said":