Li Muyun just said it casually, he didn't think that there was no such thing as pants in this era, Li Yuan was dumbfounded when he asked, and after thinking for a long time, he said: "It's a kind of profane pants and calf nose clothes, but it's more convenient to wear than that."
"Oh, there's something to look at."
Li Yuan, who was idle and a little painful, was aroused by Li Muyun's curiosity, and said with interest.
Look at how this looks, although Lao Tzu is wearing pants, but in front of so many people.
At this time, someone said, can't you take out another spare one?
I'm not afraid to tell you the truth: no After all, it is the ancient Tang Dynasty, or the four years of Zhenguan who has just finished the war, how can it be like the modern times of later generations, and several pairs of underwear can be pulled out casually at home.
In this era of extreme scarcity of resources, in fact, most people don't even have pants, that is, hypocritical people like Li Muyun will get a pair of underwear to wear, but there is only one, as for the spare, there is no spare What do you say if you fart and shit out There is no way, I can only wait for it to dry and wear it when I am naked.
Looking at Li Muyun's embarrassed appearance, Li Yuan seemed to understand something, glanced at the two brothers Chen Mu and Chen Huo, who were rejoicing in disaster, and didn't ask any more.
After all, this old man is not in the habit of looking at other people's butts, so it is okay to know what the pants are about.
And Li Muyun saw that the little old man didn't ask any more, so naturally he wouldn't make trouble for himself anymore, and looked at the bag that Chen Huo was carrying in his hand and opened the topic and asked, "Things can be bought."
"It's all here" Chen Huo put the bag on the ground, and immediately a sound of chickens and ducks came out.
Li Muyun didn't care about thirty-seven thirty-one, strode forward to open the bag, and the moment he saw the dozen or so chickens and ducks inside, he unconsciously sucked the saliva that was about to flow out.
But before he could make the next move, there was a strong force in his buttocks, and then the little old man's voice came from behind him: "Stinky boy, what are you doing in a daze, why don't you go and prepare lunch quickly." ” Yes, I didn't expect the old man behind him to be more anxious than himself, Li Muyun was secretly amused in his heart, and looked up at Chen Mu and Chen Huo who were hiding on the side, "Why are you two stunned and don't have any eyesight at all, and you don't call everyone over." ” "What do you call it" The conditioned reflex was general, Chen Huo said stunned.
"Dress up the calf, right" Li Muyun pouted and said: "There are only a few families in the village, all of them are acquaintances, and there are more than a dozen new faces, who do you think will be, are you really stupid to be Lao Tzu?"
"Hahaha" may have thought what Li Muyun said interesting, Li Yuan sat on the side and laughed.
He has been in the palace for a long time, where can anyone be as unscrupulous as Li Muyun, and the way Li Muyun speaks is somewhat with the habits of later generations, which also makes old Li Yuan feel interesting.
And Chen Mu and Chen Huo were a little red-faced by the old Li Yuan's laughter, and they looked at Li Muyun for a moment in anger, and then they whistled angrily, and waved outside by the way.
The hateful boy, it turned out that he had already seen that the people outside were not from his own village, but this guy had been pretending to be deaf and dumb, so he probably had already made up his mind to see the jokes of himself and others.
Chen Mu thought depressedly, and gathered the people who had gathered together.
"Well, it seems that there are a lot of people."
Li Muyun looked at the more than ten men gathered together, and smiled happily, but while laughing, he didn't forget to grab two live chickens from the bag as quickly as possible.
Ma Dan's, Chen Mu and the others, who ate you to death for a while, looked at Li Muyun's turtle-like performance, and rolled their eyes angrily again.
But just when Chen Mu's thought of beating Li Muyun hard just rose, a black shadow suddenly flashed in the afterglow of his eyes, and when he reacted, a short knife on his waist had already appeared in the hand of the person he wanted to beat.
Suddenly, almost everyone's faces changed, their disgusted eyes all turned into vigilance, and the dozen or so men also moved, separating Li Muyun and Li Yuan in a semi-encircled frame.
Being able to snatch away Chen Mu's knife at the moment when he couldn't react was no longer a good skill to describe.
Anyone present knew that Chen Mu was a man who fought on the battlefield, and his subordinates had about the same number of lives, not to mention a hundred.
Such a person can be said to have trained himself into a humanoid weapon, and at any time and place, he will not let go of the wind and grass within ten steps of his body.
But that's it, his weapon was still snatched away, so it can be seen that if Li Muyun wants to kill him, basically Chen Mu will never have any chance to fight back.
"What the hell are you approaching us, and what is the purpose of approaching us?"
Seeing that Li Muyun and Li Yuan had been separated, Chen Mu finally breathed a sigh of relief, pressed his hand on the handle of the horizontal knife behind him, and asked cautiously.
But Li Muyun didn't seem to notice the weirdness of the atmosphere around him at all, weighed the short knife in his hand, and said without raising his head: "It's just an ordinary hunter, you don't have to be so nervous." ” Chen Mu didn't speak, still staring at Li Muyun's hand holding the knife.
He never believed that Li Muyun was an ordinary hunter, if an ordinary hunter had the ability to take away his personal weapon from him in an instant, then wouldn't he have lived in vain for the past thirty years.
"I've told you, I'm just an ordinary hunter, why are you still so nervous If Lao Tzu really wants to mess with you, a few of them would have died last night."
Li Muyun said as he used the knife in his hand to point a few points among the dozen or so men.
At this moment, sweat began to break out on the top of Chen Mu's head, because the people Li Muyun pointed out were the same people who were guarding outside the courtyard last night.
However, Li Muyun didn't seem to notice Chen Mu's performance, only to see him lift the two chickens in his hand up, and the short knife in his right hand turned weirdly, and then the cold light flashed, and the two fat chickens that were still clucking just now lost their voices in an instant, and their throats were clearly cut off by the cold light that flashed.
Chen Mu's pupils almost shrunk to the tip of a needle, and with his eyesight, he didn't even see clearly how Li Muyun did all this.
If this guy snatched his knife just now by surprise, then now this hand is a real skill.
And just when the atmosphere was tense to the point of breaking out, Li Muyun, who had just killed two chickens and threw them aside, spoke again: "Actually, I didn't say a few of you, hey, you said that you are all one by one, and your skills are not very good, and you still learn to pretend, force, and look at this all day long, and look at that unpleasant."
This is also to meet Lao Tzu, otherwise going out to the outside wouldn't it be to make trouble for my father-in-law, so I advise you, this person must be low-key, if you really don't know what low-key is, it's like me learning" Chen Mu and the others were speechless.
If it weren't for the fact that Lao Li Yuan was behind him, they would definitely scold Li Muyun back: Why don't we pretend, force, this forced pretending of yours can be regarded as the only scorpion baba in Datang: