I have to say that Li Muyun's final madness did not achieve the desired effect.
With that loud bang in mid-air.
The three girls were frightened and the flowers were discolored, and the pear blossoms brought rain.
Li Yuan and several other old men were frightened and admitted to the hospital, and heard that they had a legendary arrhythmia.
The innocent fool of the three fat men was affected by the pond fish, and the bamboo knots that fell from the sky smashed an egg-sized bag on the head.
As for those minions, more than half of them thought that there was a heavenly punishment, and nearly half of them chose to be good overnight and bid farewell to their careers as bandits.
Chang'an, Taiji Palace, Li Shimin held a banquet to celebrate the national grain harvest of Zhenguan for four years.
When the wine is full, the palace people come to report, and they are waiting for the wine to be offered.
Li Shimin heard this and said with a smile: "There are countless beautiful wines in my palace, and I am waiting for it, hehe." ” I don't want to, but someone shouted below: "Your Majesty, this wine sent from thousands of miles away must not be ordinary, why don't you call people to the palace and take the wine to enjoy it together."
"Yes, Your Majesty, my Datang is a treasure of heaven and a myriad of treasures, presumably that Xiaohou really has some ability to get fine wine."
The Tang Dynasty is an open country, and Li Shimin is also a magnificent monarch, so he was not angry when he heard the noise below, and said with a smile: "Okay, since all the secretaries are interested, it is better to let the person who sent the wine to the palace." ” After listening to Li Shimin's instructions, someone in the palace immediately passed on the oral metaphor.
After a while, I saw that Chen Huo walked in from outside with a big leather bag on his back.
"Why is Chen Huo your kid" Among the ministers below, a guy with a leopard head and eyes and a red beard with poisonous eyes instantly recognized Chen Huo's identity, so he jumped out from behind his desk and grabbed him.
"Cheng, General Cheng and Junior, isn't this going to Shuozhou on business, I just happened to meet Xiaoyao, so I sent the wine back to His Majesty for him."
Chen Huo was dragged and couldn't get out, and he didn't dare to say anything about Li Yuan's running away from home in front of the public, so he had to mess with a reason.
Fortunately, General Cheng just asked casually, and didn't really care why Chen Huo would send wine for Xiaoyao, but after seeing that there was no one else behind Chen Huo, he asked a little puzzled: "Where is the wine?"
"It's in this bag."
Chen Huo saw that His Majesty the Emperor had not spoken, so he did not hide it from General Cheng, opened the leather bag he was carrying, and took out two wine jugs made of iron sheet from it.
Looking at the two iron sprinklers about the size of a human head, Cheng Jiajun couldn't help but be stunned, and said with some dissatisfaction: "Why is there only such a little bit of care, and I am a little stingy."
A little Chen Huo smiled awkwardly.
When he was in the cottage, the small wine pot that Li Muyun took was not half the size of this pot, and only one pot stuffed the Emperor Taishang, who is known as a large amount, and now it is such a big pot, hehe.
At this moment, Li Shimin, who was on the throne, couldn't wait any longer, looked at the two very beautiful iron wine jugs in General Cheng's hands, and his heart was itching, and he coughed and said, "Zhijie" Cheng Zhijie, of course, can also ask Cheng Yanjin to hear the emperor call him, and immediately understood what the emperor meant, and after agreeing twice, he divided the two pots of wine in his hand, one of which was handed to a palace person next to him, but the other pot was taken back to his seat.
After sitting down, he didn't wait for anyone to ask, he took care of himself and pulled the stopper on it, put the wine jug under his nose and smelled it, the strong aroma of wine immediately filled the nasal cavity, making people almost feel like a fairy.
Lao Cheng, who tested the alcohol, reacted almost instantly, this wine is definitely the best wine, what palace wine, what elixir wine, all of them are less than half a point of this wine.
Thinking of this, Lao Cheng immediately pretended to be casual and stuffed the stopper back again, and then put the wine jug into his arms.
At this time, Li Shimin also took the wine jug from the hands of the palace people, put it in his hand and weighed it slightly, probably pounding and heavy. opened the lid and smelled it slightly, and Li Shimin's face changed instantly.
However, he is different from Cheng Yanjin, the shameless old thief, no matter how he says it, he is the emperor, and he doesn't have to worry about someone coming up to snatch his wine, so he doesn't care about pouring out the original grape wine in the cup, and then pouring the wine offered by Li Muyun into it.
What is this wine like has been said before, and I will not repeat it here, but after the palace people on the side tested it for non-toxicity with a silver needle, Li Shimin picked up the cup without hesitation, raised his head and stuffed the wine in the cup.
A burning heat burned from his throat to his stomach, and the spicy feeling made people only feel numb on their tongues, but the refreshing and stimulating feeling made Li Er have an endless aftertaste.
So after taking a big sip of wine, he couldn't wait to pour another glass, and drank it again.
In this way, there were four or five glasses of wine in a moment, and then I looked at the ministers below, but I found that the figures were blurred.
His Majesty, the great imperialist leader Li Shimin, was unsurprisingly suffocated by the wine sent by the old Li Yuan in the name of Li Muyun.
But fortunately, he was still a little conscious before he was about to get drunk, and he knew that he couldn't drink anymore, so he put away the wine, looked at Chen Huo, who had not left, and asked: "Chen, Chen Lao, the second child, I, I came to ask you, this, what is the name of this wine, the name?"
Sure enough, it is a son who knows that his son is not as good as his father, Li Er's every move was clearly guessed by the old Li Yuan, except for the fact that he did not expect the big banquet, the emperor guessed all other things.
Chen Mu felt in his heart, and replied in his mouth: "Back to Your Majesty, Xiaoyao waits for the name of this wine and pours down the donkey."
"Poof" "Poof" As soon as the three words of the donkey came out, all the people in the entire hall who were paying attention to the name of the wine sprayed, and one or two looked at His Majesty the Emperor on the throne with strange eyes.
And His Majesty Li Er, our great imperialist leader, only felt that he suddenly felt as if there were two more ears on his head and a long tail behind him.
At this moment, some of the courtiers below also reacted, and one by two jumped up and started to play in unison with the same enemy.
"Your Majesty, if you are disrespectful in your words, you will be punished for the following crimes."
"Yes, Your Majesty, you are waiting for the king, and you should be punished for the crime" However, Li Muyun really deserves to die, or can he really kill Li Er, who is half drunk and half awake, knows very well that that kid can't kill himself at all, after all, that kid is now protected by an old man.
But then again, if you can't kill it, can't you repair it, can't the great Tang Emperor still can't cure a free wait Thinking of this, Li Shimin slapped the table: "Proposed edict, waiting for the emperor to be unsuccessful, eliminating the lord of the founding county, demoting to a concubine, and never hiring":