Li Shimin, who was accustomed to drinking low-alcohol wine, was still suffocated by the suffocating donkey, and before the banquet was over, he was helped back to the palace to rest, and just after he left, there was another turmoil in the hall.
"Bold Cheng Zhijie, where are you going" Just when Cheng Biting Jin, the old thief, wanted to sneak away by taking the opportunity of Li Er's departure, a big man with a face like black charcoal stopped him.
And with the shout of the big black man, a group of Tang Wu maniacs also surrounded Cheng Yanjin in the middle.
"What are you going to do, Lao Cheng has drunk a little too much, and I want to go back to my house to rest."
Cheng Yanjin hugged his hands in front of his chest and said nonchalantly.
"Old man Cheng, that wine was presented to the emperor by Li Muyun, if you take it away like this, is it a little unreasonable."
The voice was a little gloomy, and no one said it except for Li Ji's old ghost.
"Nonsense, I'm old Cheng This is evidence of the crime of protection" "Fart, if you don't take out the wine today, you old horseman, don't think of taking half a step out of this hall."
The martial arts maniacs of the Tang Dynasty are not bad at drinking, and the wine that can put Li Shimin down between four or five glasses is even more covetous, in this case, if they are willing to let Cheng Yanjin, who has a pot of stuffy donkeys, leave.
And Lao Cheng really had no choice in the end, he ran out of ways to play scoundrels, but these were people around him who were familiar with him, who didn't know his skills in the end, and finally saw that he couldn't get out, so he could only sigh, called the palace people in the hall, and took more than 20 cups.
A pound of wine, more than 20 people, less than half a tael per person, drinking until the mouth is sweet and the tongue is not enjoyable.
So a few bold old killers turned their attention to the half pot that Li Er placed on the table and didn't take away.
After drinking up Li Er's half pot, the old killers found that the addiction to alcohol not only did not stop, but became even greater.
But Li Yuan asked Chen Huo to send a total of two pots, and after drinking them all, there were no more.
I don't know who muttered in embarrassment: "Isn't the owner of this wine in Shuozhou, why don't we send someone to Shuozhou to buy some?"
A word woke up the dreamer, and a group of old fellows immediately found that they were really donkeys, and even forgot that the wine was still the owner.
As the saying goes, if you can run, a monk can't run the temple, Chang'an doesn't have this kind of wine, is there no such wine in Shuozhou So the old goods almost all ran away in an instant, and the next morning, there were more than 20 waves of stewards of various prefectures with people almost at the moment when the city gate was opened, swarming out of the city and heading straight for Shuozhou.
The next day, the sun rose as usual, but Li Er did not go to court as usual, and it was obvious that a hangover was fair and would not be treated differently because of people's status.
And when Li Shimin finally got through the feeling of having a splitting headache, the time was also in the afternoon.
I don't know if it's breakfast or the finished meal, after the meal is put on the table, His Majesty the Tang Emperor began to look for it all over the table again.
Empress Changsun, as the first lady of this imperialist leader, knew Li Erqi very well, and when she saw him wandering around the table, she couldn't help asking: "Your Majesty, are you looking for something?"
"Where's My Wine?"
Li Shimin's answer was a bit unexpected, which made everyone stunned.
It stands to reason that Li Shimin generally has nothing to do and doesn't drink much, after all, he is the emperor of a country, and he has a lot of important official affairs to deal with every day.
So although there was wine on his table, he had never seen him drink it, and it was the first time he had looked for wine during a meal.
However, Empress Changsun is not an ordinary person in the end, seeing that Li Shimin wanted wine, she personally picked up the refined small wine jar on the table and planned to pour it for him.
I didn't want Li Er, but he stretched out his hand to stop her: "It's not this wine." ” "It's not" "Well, I'm talking about that one yesterday" Thinking of the three words of the stuffy donkey, Li Shimin felt a little headache, and he couldn't say it anymore.
Empress Eldest Sun only understood at this time, and couldn't help but chuckle: "It turns out that Your Majesty is looking for the wine that Li Muyun offered yesterday." ” "Exactly" such an understanding wife made Li Shimin's heart happy, and he nodded again and again.
However, what disappointed him, Empress Eldest Sun shook her head regretfully: "Your Majesty, the wine is gone."
"How could it be without it, I remember that there is still half a pot."
Li Shimin was slightly stunned.
"Your Majesty did leave half a pot yesterday, but later it was eaten by my brother and Cheng Zhijie."
His Majesty Li Er, the great imperialist leader, was a little speechless, and said in his heart that if he had known this earlier, why did he care about any face yesterday, and if he was bored with the donkey, he would be suffocated with the donkey, and how good it would be to drink it all at once, it would be much better than those old killers who were cheaper.
Wine is actually like this, when you have drunk good wine, you will always remember it, and when you drink other wines, you will feel that the taste is much worse.
If you know where it is and you have the ability to get it, other alcohols will never be able to enter your throat, and you will do everything you can to get that good wine.
Speaking of which, the author wants to interject, that is, whether it is a drinker or a smoker, it is really shameless, quitting alcohol and smoking has been said countless times, but there are really few people who can really quit, unless it is said that if you drink and smoke again, you will die, maybe someone can really quit.
And the author himself is a smoker, and he has a deep understanding of this, although he has been scolded by his wife countless times, but no one is at fault, and it is enough to change the crime.
The book returned to the main story, but it was said that Li Shimin heard that the wine was gone, and people suddenly lost their spirits.
After a while, as if he had made some decision, he said to a person from the palace who was waiting for a long time: "You send someone to Shanyin County, let that Yao wait for that stuffiness again" After saying half of the words, Li Shimin paused, thought for a while and continued: "Offer a hundred pots of wine called tripping horses." ” "Huh" The palace people held back a smile, bowed down and were about to leave, at this moment, Empress Changsun suddenly stopped him: "Slow" and then said to Li Shimin: "Your Majesty, this is not good" "What's wrong?"
"Your Majesty, you personally dismissed the Marquis of Li Muyun during the banquet yesterday, and now he is already a concubine."
Empress Eldest Sun reminded.
"There is such a thing" Li Er was stunned for a moment, his feelings were drunk yesterday and he forgot about it.
But then again, the emperor of heaven and earth is the greatest, and it is not a matter of his words whether the marquis is not a marquis.
So Li Shimin looked at the palace people and said: "In this way, I will draft an edict that Li Muyun will be loyal to the country, worry about the king, and restore his title, and in addition, a reward of 100 taels
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