It is said that the talented girl Cai Wenji is beautiful and fragrant, and it is broken in Lu Bu's hand, it is really a flower inserted upside down on the cow browtle, how can I bear it in my heart, you Lu Bu bid 80,000 yuan, you Lao Tzu bid 120,000 yuan, and bid to kill you.Anyway, what you have is money, are you richer than Lao Tzu Dong Zhuo sent a messenger to hurry up, to rush to the Huns as soon as possible, and to intercept his son's Hu.But Dong Zhuo never expected that his envoy was a spy, an undercover agent sent by Cao Cao, and before he set foot in Chang'an City, his accomplices had already flew to inform Cao Cao.There was a fast horse return before, and Lu Bu offered 80,000 yuan to ransom Cai Wenji, and Cao Cao was very unhappy.Nima, does Lu Bu want to cut off my Hu If it weren't for the recent tensions, my mind was all on the military, Cai Wenji had already been redeemed by me, and it was your turn to bid However, Cao Cao was very remorseful, why didn't he send someone to redeem it earlier, and now he has to pay a high price, his heart is tingling.He had already sent someone to the Xiongnu to find King Zuo Xian to offer 100,000 yuan, and he must intercept Lu Bu's Hu.When Chang'an's undercover agent came to report water, Cao Cao was drinking in a high-end nightclub and watching a ladyboy show, and he was shocked to hear the news.Fuck, Nima's Dong Zhuo competed with his righteous son for a woman, and offered such a perverted price, what is the concept of 120,000 taels of gold, you can buy one hundred and twenty first-class beauties, did you take the wrong medicine Cai Wenji is good-looking, I Cao Cao is determined to win, how can I let a flower be inserted in Dong Zhuo's stool This is absolutely intolerable.Bidding, right, I Cao Cao can't compete with you, Dong Zhuo, a big tyrant.But when it comes to playing yin, you Dong Zhuo is still a pediatrician, see how Uncle Cao plays with you.Play yin, see how Zheng Daxian plays with your Cao Cao's tricks to avoid Zheng Daxian's eyes, no, it's WeChat.Everything he thought in his heart turned into a WeChat, and all of them were noticed by Zheng Daxian.Zheng Feng smiled, and a little understood that Zhuge Liang was always procrastinating, and he refused to make a move, whether he had been waiting for this opportunity Under the question, Zhuge Liang really fell stumbling, slightly.Zheng Feng: If you don't tell me honestly, be careful that I cut your balls.Zhuge Liang: Okay, have you ever heard of praying mantis catching cicadas, and sparrows are behind Zheng Feng: I know.Zhuge Liang: We are sparrows, you understand Zheng Feng understands, Zhuge Liang is reluctant to spend money, just to do a vote.However, doing this kind of third-rate work, the macho men will be willing to Zhuge Liang: You Jinghou Jiayin is enough, and you can return your beautiful eyebrows soon, and we can also get out of the sea of bitterness and leave the ghost place of the plain.Since Zhuge Liang said so, Zheng Feng still has nothing to worry about Seeing that it is still early at night, he should go out to play around at this time and have a few drinks in a nightclub."
Go to a nightclub" Guan Hai opened his mouth wide, it is a very unsafe thing to show his face in other people's land, "Those places are full of trouble, why don't we go to the food stalls for supper, make a few sips of liquor, and come back to sleep." ”"But I want to sing K."
Zheng Feng said."
This is very easy, I'll go downstairs to borrow an erhu, and I'll pull you to sing, the effect is proper."
Guan Hai really ran out to borrow the erhu.Zheng Feng was so angry that he choked, this great immortal wanted to find a place to have fun, he didn't really want to sing k, you Guan Hai is not stupid Zheng Feng didn't bother to wait for Guan Hai, he sneaked out to play alone, and met a hat seller halfway through, so he bought a big hat and buttoned it on his head, even if Liu Guanzhang was here, he couldn't recognize him."
Aha, Zheng Gongzi, what a coincidence, what a good thing."
A voice said with a smile behind it.Oh, I'm going to go, so people can recognize it, and then this disguise is still good.However, this voice is so familiar, could it be that Zheng Feng looked back, and sure enough, it was Zhou Yu Zhou Yu approached with a smile and whispered: "Zheng Gongzi, I heard that Cao Cao hates you to the core, and it is not safe for you to come to his territory to play." ”Zheng Feng said: "It is said that he doesn't have a good impression of you, I don't know what you think" Zhou Yu laughed: "I'm just a pawn, he won't be very interested."
And you are different, you are a celebrity around Liu Bei, the initiator of various incidents. ”Zheng Fengxin said badly, there was not a bodyguard around him, and now Zhou Yu's tone was ill-intentioned, and this great immortal was estimated to be planted.However, Zheng Feng still looked like a hanger, and his voice was as tough: "What's the matter, what do you dare to do with me" Zhou Yu said: "No, I want to invite you to a nightclub for a few drinks." ”Zheng Feng snorted: "If you don't go, what's the matter" Zhou Yu smiled: "No, it's soft, it's hard to drop." ”Zheng Feng looked at Zhou Yu, this guy is about the same size as himself, Si Swenwen, a whole weak scholar, has the ability to give this great immortal a hard look at the surroundings, and I don't see him having an entourage to follow, this is obviously a soft persimmon, what are you afraid of, pinch his mother.Zhou Yu smiled again: "Don't look at it, it's just me." ”Zheng Feng smiled even more happily: "Seeing that you are powerless, and you are not a hero to bully you, this son is too lazy to do anything with you, you can go." ”Zhou Yu said: "Isn't Zheng Gongzi the most fond of single strips, just right, I, Zhou Yu, have an interest in this tonight, and I want to ask Zheng Gongzi for a few tricks." ”Zheng Feng couldn't laugh, Zhou Yu is a high-IQ person, he can take the initiative to challenge him, how could he not be sure that this guy is stingy and insidious, he is definitely the master who hides the knife in his smile, in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, only Zhuge Liang can cure him.Now Zhuge Liang is 108,000 miles away, and he can't save people by rocket.However, Zheng Feng stubbornly held on to the end: "Okay, do you want to fight or martial arts" Zhou Yu smiled: "Look at your appearance, your education level must be limited, I don't want to bully you, let's fight with martial arts." ”Zheng Feng is angry, Wen Dou, you can fight Lao Tzu and Lao Tzu will play with you.Lao Tzu graduated from university and is familiar with everything about the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, you Zhou Yu played Wendou with Lao Tzu, and I don't know what happened when I died."
My son is fighting with you, don't say it, don't dare to ha.""
Okay, please ask" "Shake the dice." ”"That's gambling, not a literati fight.You've come up with a problem, and it's my turn to do it. ”"Okay, what kind of military history and politics are you going to come" "Of course, the literati are fighting chess, qin, poetry and painting, you can choose whatever you want." ”When Zheng Feng heard this, his face turned blue., the chess played by the Three Kingdoms is Go, and this great immortal has only played backgammon; The piano here is naturally not a piano and a violin, this Nima plays the guqin; Forget about composing poetry, this great immortal reads science; There is also painting, the literati here are all masters of Chinese painting, this is still a fart, fighting graffiti is almost the same.Suddenly, Zheng Feng had a flash of inspiration, a smile bloomed on his face, and he thought of a wonderful fighting method, not only did he have a great chance of winning, but Zhou Yu couldn't refuse."
What is combative in chess, qin, poetry and painting, I have a more unique fighting method.""
Oh, come and listen.""
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