"Fighting couplets" "yes, this is exactly the work of the literati. ”"Yes, this difficulty is higher than that of chess, qin, poetry and painting, you are quite knowledgeable.""
Then you come first.""
Haha, I forgot to tell you, I, Zhou Yu, am a master of couplets, and you are doomed.""
Waste less, out of the link."
Zhou Yu shook his head, looked at the restaurant next to him full of diners, and then read out a couplet: "The seats are always full." ”, this Shanglian couldn't be more familiar, Zheng Feng almost couldn't help laughing.This is a famous couplet, created by Kong Rong, and the Romance of the Three Kingdoms is recorded.Nima Zhou Yu is so good that he can't die, and he actually borrowed Kong Rong's Shanglian to see if this great immortal can clean you up Zheng Feng also shook his head and said, "The wine in the bottle is not empty." ”Zhou Yu was stunned, how did he Zheng Feng know that Kong Rong's couplet was not serious, and he would have a relationship with Kong Rong Zheng Feng knew what Zhou Yu thought, so he smiled and said: "How about it, don't say that I'm not right, otherwise I'll find Kong Rong's theory with you." ”Zhou Yu admitted it and was ready to give Zheng Feng a super difficult one in the next round.But now it's Zheng Feng's turn to make a move, Zhou Yu is proud of his talents, and he doesn't take the other party in his eyes at all, he Zheng Feng looks like a hanger, what kind of good pair can he get Zhou Yu holds his head high: "It's your turn to ask the question." ”As soon as Zheng Feng came up with the question, he was shocked by Zhou Yu's internal organs: "Sanshui bends into Sanshui Bay" Zhou Yu was stunned for a while, before he lowered his head and pondered, and he couldn't think of the next link for a long time.I'm a mother, this guy found the upper link, why is it so difficult to laugh secretly at Wow Zheng Feng, this upper link is what he saw from the Internet, it is a pair of eternal couplets, only the upper link is not the lower link, no one has been right since ancient times.Zhou Yu, Zhou Yu, Zhuge Liang is your little nemesis, and this great immortal is your biggest nemesis.Zhou Yu's face was red: ", Sanshui is a place name, Sanshui Bay is also a place name, bend and bay are homophonic, and Sanshui Bay is bent from Sanshui."
This joint is too difficult, I don't have to do it, I, Zhou Yu, admit defeat. ”Zheng Feng laughed: "It's a pity, it's a pity, we didn't bet on it for 10,000 taels as a lottery head." ”Zhou Yu smiled: "The fight is over, now it's the turn of the fight." ”Zheng Feng almost laughed until his stomach hurt: "Martial arts will be saved, your skinny bones, how can you pinch this son" Zhou Yu said: "You'll know if you try it." ”Zheng Feng parried, and Yu smiled: "Then you can make a move." ”The corners of Zhou Yu's mouth smiled gloomily, and one rushed up, grabbing Zheng Feng's shoulder with his right hand.Zheng Feng was unexpected, he suddenly felt a sharp pain in his shoulder, and shook it hard, but he couldn't shake off Zhou Yu's hand, and threw a punch at Zhou Yu in pain.Zhou Yu opened his fist with his left hand, grabbed Zheng Feng's fist with his hand, bent Zheng Feng's right hand on his back with a reversal, and pressed it hard, Zheng Feng screamed in pain and couldn't move.Zhou Yu smiled: "I forgot to tell you, I am the ninth section of the grappler, if you beg for mercy, I will let you go and let you suffer less." ”Zheng Feng was so painful that almost tears fell, he didn't beg for mercy, this great immortal can call for wind and rain in the Three Kingdoms, how can he beg for mercy so shamelessly Zhou Yu laughed and said: "It's hard-mouthed, ok, anyway, you just come with me." ”Zheng Feng's right hand was restrained, and he had to go with Zhou Yu, otherwise the people pressed hard, and the pig-like scream would shake the entire Yuzhou City.Zhou Yu escorted Zheng Feng into a high-end nightclub and came to a private room, where Sun Ce was actually inside, accompanied by Cheng Pu and Huang Gai.Zhou Yu let go of Zheng Feng and pushed him into the box, and then said with a smile: "Everyone, look who I caught Sun Ce stood up in surprise: "Ouch, Zheng Gongzi, it's too unexpected, it's too coincidental, it's not that the enemy doesn't get together." ”Cheng Pu and Huang Gai looked at each other and smiled, now it's okay, there is revenge, there is revenge.Zheng Feng secretly complained, this time it was decided, it fell into Sun Ce's hands, and there was no scum left.Horizontal is death, vertical is death, this great immortal also has to die with backbone, so he raised his head and spoke to Sun Ce: "Come on, if you want to kill or chop, you can do whatever you want." ”Sun Ce praised: "Okay, backbone, a man."
But I didn't say I was going to kill you, I was going to invite you to drink and sing. ”Zheng Feng was a little confused: "You have such a good death" Zhou Yu sat Zheng Feng down, and said with a smile: "How can we be willing to kill you, you are our big guest and our big rich man." ”Sun Ce laughed: "You are now Liu Bei's scattered wealth boy, as long as you are in my hands, those IOUs in Liu Bei's hands, hum, he dares not to pay it back" I will go, this guy is going to use this great immortal to blackmail Liu Bei, and the 200,000 gold owed by his Sun family is estimated to be repaid with this immortal.Zheng Feng felt distressed, and hoped to find an opportunity to knock on Sun Jian and take out 200,000 taels of gold from him, which was all lost.Sun Ce poured Zheng Feng a glass of wine: "Zheng Gongzi, I have wronged you during this time, but you follow me, it is also delicious and delicious." ”Zhou Yu leaned over again and said: "Wait for you to write a letter to Liu Bei, all those IOUs and whatever, send them to Changsha, and you will naturally go back safely." ”Sun Ce continued: "There is one more thing, Zhou Tai in Wancheng prevents me from making a fortune, you should also let him withdraw his troops and go back." ”, Sun Ce still can't forget Benxian's fiancée, does this thing want to die Zheng Feng said: "Zhou Tai is not something I can mobilize." ”Zhou Yu said with a smile: "But Liu Bei can adjust it, and Liu Bei will obey your words, this matter must fall on you." ”Sun Ce raised his glass and looked happy: "Everyone, we salute Zheng Gongzi and congratulate him on his good health and longevity" Zhou Yu, Cheng Pu and Huang Gai raised their glasses with a smile, Zheng Feng sat still, and his soul didn't know where he went."
Zheng Gongzi, don't be embarrassed."
Zhou Yu came over and pinched Zheng Feng, and he bounced up in pain."
Zhou Yu, you" Zheng Feng was hurt and angry, regretting that he was too careless, this insidious guy is actually both civil and military, and his ability to dig pits is no less than his own.Zheng Feng was forced to have a drink with them, and then said to Zhou Yu hatefully: "You'd better kill me, if you let me go back, I'll make your life worse than death." ”Zhou Yu was very interested, and really wanted to see how Zheng Feng made him worse than dead Although Zheng Feng is a celebrity around Liu Bei, he is just a son and brother who is a hanger, and he has no position or power, what big waves can he afford Sun Ce and the others all laughed, Cheng Pu laughed low, and he was already laughing on the ground.Huang Gai also persuaded Zheng Feng bitterly, Zhou Yu has been worshiped as the governor of the capital, commanding the three armies, you Zheng Gongzi has no power or position, or obey others.Just as Zheng Feng was gritting his teeth, a wicked laugh came from the door of the box."
Hey, isn't this Zheng Gongzi Ouch, there are also Sun Ce, Zhou Yu, Cheng Pu and Huang Gai, it's such a coincidence, I haven't caught so much fishing, this is called catching them all."
Everyone was taken aback, turned their heads to look, and jumped up in surprise.There was a group of people standing at the door of the box sneering, led by Cao Cao: