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Chapter Eighty-Three: Cao Cao Sings


Sun Ce was furious and was about to step forward to grab Cao Cao, but after looking at the fierce man beside Cao Cao, he finally retreated.Standing on the left of Cao Cao are Xiahou Tang and Xiahou Yuan, on the right are Xu Chu and Cao Ren, and behind them are Cao Hong, Cao Xiu, Yu Ban and Le Jin, this situation Sun Ce dared to move Zhou Yu to come out: "Lord Cao, what a coincidence, why don't you come over and have a beer" Cao Cao smiled: "Pull it down, what's so good about beer, it's a child's drink."

Come on, come and sit in my box, I have imported red wine there, and I will make sure you have a good time. ”Zhou Yu said with a smile: "We are not used to drinking red wine, let's drink it with Lord Cao and all the fierce men."

Okay, let's not disturb Lord Cao's Yaxing, and leave here. ”Cao Cao stretched out his hand and continued to laugh: "It is difficult for Sun Ceshi's nephew to get me from Yuzhou, and I, who is an uncle, will be laughed at."

In this way, if you have something, you can go first, and I will have a good quarrel with Sun Ce's nephew. ”Isn't this a fart Sun Ce can't go, his subordinates dare to go Zhou Yu and the others are so angry that their faces are blue, if Sun Ce is detained, they have the face to go back to see Sun Jian.Zhou Yu said: "Since Sun Shizi stays, how dare we go first." ”Cao Cao laughed: "So, there is still wine to drink and farts to drink, this is called a good life."

I'm so happy today, I'll sing karaoke to you later, my voice is amazing. ”Cao Cao's fierce men laughed and groaned, Xu Chu and Cao Ren clamped Sun Ce on the left and right, Xiahoudun and Xiahou Yuan clamped Zhou Yu, Cao Hong, Cao Xiu, Yu Ban and Le Jin surrounded Cheng Pu and Huang Gai, and they were all wiped out.Zheng Feng shrank in the corner, trying to slip away while people were not paying attention.Unexpectedly, Cao Cao had already been eyeing him, how could he let him run Cao Cao smiled and pulled Zheng Feng's hand tightly: "Zheng Gongzi, Zheng Gongzi, it has been a long time since I said goodbye last time, and I, Cao, think about you tightly." ”Miss your sister, you are so good that you die in your hands, and it is even more miserable, this great immortal may really want to be immortal.Cao Cao has a lot of strength at hand, and at first glance he has practiced martial arts, Zheng Feng dares to struggle, and can only sigh to himself.I knew that there were so many predators hidden in Yuzhou City, so I didn't come out to play, and it would be okay to sleep in the room.Cao Cao was triumphant, escorting a group of VIPs to his big box to drink and have fun.The meat is on the cutting board, so you don't have to bow your head.Sun Ce and the others smiled bitterly, thinking that they had caught Zheng Feng, and from then on they wanted to blackmail Liu Bei without discussion, they wanted to get the wind and Qiao to get Qiao.Who knows, the praying mantis catches the cicada, Cao Cao is behind, this is good, Sun Jian has to be coerced by Cao Cao.But with Sun Jian's temper, he will be coerced Sun Ce to drink a full glass of red wine, knowing that the day of death is near, his father is the most disgusted and coerced, not even his son, anyway, his father has many sons."

Okay, my nephew has a good amount of wine."

Cao Cao was happy, and personally poured wine for Sun Ce, and said as he poured: "Uncle, I also know your father's temper, and it is irrational to use you to blackmail him."

However, with you in hand, your father has always cast a mouse taboo, after all, you two are biological father and son, and no matter how poisonous the tiger is, he can't bear to eat his son. ”Sun Ce closed his eyes in pain, picked up a full bottle of red wine, and swallowed it in one gulp.Cao Cao said with a smile: "The nephew is here with my uncle, it is absolutely delicious to eat and drink, and my uncle will also send a dozen prostitutes over to let you solve your physiological needs" Xiahoudun and other fierce men laughed, and the faces of Sun Ce and others were already indescribable.Inadvertently caught Sun Ce and his fierce general, Cao Cao's excitement was indescribable, and after drinking a few more glasses, he was so happy that he sang on stage.On the karaoke stage, DJs asked everyone to quiet down and announced that an important person had come on stage to sing, and everyone had to applaud enthusiastically.After the applause, the gongs were beaten, the drums were beaten, and the prelude to the big play sounded.Cao Cao got drunk and went up to sing Peking Opera, and the ten tunes went to eight tunes, which was so noisy.Taking advantage of the fact that Xiahoudun and others were enjoying the singing of the lord, Zhou Yu glanced at Sun Ce, Sun Ce immediately rushed out, and Zhou Yu, Cheng Pu and Huang Gai also followed.However, Xiahoudun and other macho men were not vegetarians, and their reactions were extremely fast, and Sun Ce and the others had not slipped a few steps before they were all pulled back.Xiahoudun also smiled and said: "If the nephew wants to go to the toilet, we can accompany you, why go in such a hurry" Xu Chu patted his head: "Oh, the surname Zheng is gone, he is an important person." ”Xia Houdun was furious: "Quick, notify the soldiers outside to block the nightclub, I can't fly out even if I want a mosquito." ”After Cao Cao finished singing, when he heard that Zheng Feng had run away, his eyes widened: "You are the kid who is not surnamed Zheng who eats dry rice is much more important than Sun Ce, he is trying to blackmail Liu Bei's capital, even if he searches the entire nightclub, he will be caught." ”Groups of soldiers rushed in, rummaging around, and the owner of the nightclub cried bitterly, kneeling in front of Cao Cao and begging for mercy.After looking for half an hour, Zheng Feng was still nowhere to be seen, and Cao Cao was angry on his head and threatened to raze the entire nightclub.Zheng Feng went there, he didn't go there, he hid under Cao Cao's chair.Zheng Yu was ready to wait for Cao Cao to leave, and he could easily get out.But Cao Cao said that he wanted to raze this place, then he would take off a fart, the whole nightclub was shoveled down, and he didn't make a cake to escape and save his life, so naturally he saved his life first, his life was gone, and he ran away as a bird."

Lord Cao, the nightclub didn't offend you, and it still provided you with food, drink and merry, what are you doing with it?"

a voice came from under the chair.Cao Cao was so frightened that he bounced, and Xiahoudun and others stepped forward to protect him, only to see Zheng Feng slowly crawl out from under the chair."

Zheng Gongzi, it turns out that you have a hobby of hiding under the chair."

Cao Cao turned his surprise into joy, and glared at Xiahoudun and the others again, "A group of fools, if you look for someone in the future, you will find the bottom of the chair first." ”Xiahoudun and the others were blue-faced, not because they were scolded by Cao Cao, but because of their own dereliction of duty, if there was an assassin hiding under the chair, their ten heads would not be enough to cut off.Zheng Feng glanced at Zhou Yu and said with a smile: "I'm not like some people, I run away when I see the opportunity."

I don't want to slip away when I have the opportunity, it's good to eat, live and have fun with Master Cao, so I won't leave. ”Cao Cao applauded and praised: "So, Sun Ce's nephew is going to learn from Zheng Gongzi." ”was ridiculed by Zheng Feng, Sun Ce dared to be angry and not angry, but he didn't do anything.Xiahoudun stepped forward and grabbed Zheng Feng's hand, and said with a smile: "I have admired Gongzi Zheng's name for a long time, I, Xiahoudun, want to have a few more drinks with Gongzi, and I will accompany Gongzi Zheng tonight." ”Accompany your sister, it's not that I'm afraid that this great immortal will run away, so I have to watch closely.Since Xiahoudun pretended to be pretending, Zheng Feng did not insist on losing, and the two of them pretended to be in love and toasted and drank.Cao Cao was so happy that he ordered the soldiers to retreat and the nightclub was open as usual, drinking wine, dancing and dancing, and his nephew playing lanterns as usual.With Xiahoudun looking at Zheng Feng, the other generals were relieved to guard Sun Ce and others, they knew martial arts and were key protection objects.Accidents always happen in negligence, I originally thought that if Xiahou was close to Zheng Feng, it would be foolproof, but I didn't expect a big hand to reach out from the isolation box and pull Zheng Feng over.Xiahoudun was furious, pounced on him, and then jumped back.Cao Cao and the others saw Xiahou Dan's face turned blue, and they knew that something was wrong."

I'm going to take Zheng Gongzi away."

A majestic voice came from the isolation

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