Zhao Yun and Ma Chao took the lead and charged into battle, and their subordinates fought with all their might, drove straight in, and rampage unscrupulously, killing Yuan soldiers on their backs.Ji Ling was furious, Liu Bei played this trick again, it was like he was transparent, it was really familiar and unbearable.So, he ordered the deputy general Lei Bo to lead 50,000 soldiers to come out to capture the thief and capture the king first, and go directly to fight Liu Bei.However, Lei Bo's fate was a bit thin, and as soon as he rushed out, he had a face-to-face with Guan Yu, and almost became Guan Yu's ghost, and then escaped faster than anyone else.As soon as Lei Bo ran, the 50,000 troops under his command also followed, and Guan Yu led 10,000 horses to kill corpses all over the field, and the army was defeated.Seeing Zhao Yun and Ma Chao crisscrossing the world in their own army, as if they were in a no-man's land, Ji Ling was really panicked, the 200,000 army couldn't beat Liu Bei's tens of thousands, and the world could still play monsters to blame his own lord, the elite troops always refused to pull out to practice, what to do in Nanyang, Lao pulled the local soldiers out to send them to death, and this battle was still a fight.Before the two perverted madmen arrived, Ji Ling hurriedly commanded the troops to retreat, and retreated for thirty miles before they could gain a foothold, but the troops lost a quarter, and this battle was aggrieved enough.Liu Bei was in high spirits, and raised his arms and shouted: "Comrades, rush" Xu Shu hurriedly stopped: "Wait first, just kill the past like this, and other fierce generals can't find us when they come over." ”Liu Bei patted his chest: "If Gongzi Zheng is here, there will be heaven and earth communication." ”Zheng Feng flipped through the military map and scolded: "In your sister, do you know how to fight and then fight, so you will arrive in Nanyang City, which is Yuan Shu's lair, the place of heavy soldiers."
Yuan Shu's hundreds of thousands of elites get out, and they will kill you so much that you don't even have bones left. ”Liu Bei stuck out his tongue: "Impulsive, gibberish, it's strange." ”Xu Shu walked over and looked at the map and said, "It's not that I'm afraid that Yuan Shu's elite soldiers will come out, I'm afraid that I will be late to Chang'an if I disrupt the rhythm." ”Zheng Feng disagreed: "Big people usually have to be late. ”Xu Shu said: "My father-in-law is not a big man at present, and if he is late, his reputation will be greatly damaged, which will affect the recruitment of talents in the future." ”So Liu Bei ordered the whole army to retreat to Xinye, set up a village in the mountains, defend according to the danger, and wait for the major generals to come to converge.The wait was boring, Zheng Daxian got into the carriage and played WeChat to find a woman.Zhen Mi takes care of the family's affairs at home, Minchan is busy with the opening of the company, Da Qiao blindly urges him to go to Wancheng as soon as possible, but Cai Wenji is like boiling water, looking forward to seeing his father in Chang'an as soon as possible.Zheng Feng finally found Mrs.
Ding and asked her about her current situation.Mrs.
Ding has returned to her parents' house and opened a shop to buy and sell fabrics, and Cao Ang often comes to visit, and she is having a happy life.Zheng Feng: By the way, I calculated for Cao Ang that he would have a catastrophe and die.Mrs.
Ding: Ah, please save my son.Zheng Feng: Cao Ang is upright and filial, and I want to save his life, but he will never go on the expedition.Mrs.
Ding: Never go out to fight Zheng Feng: As long as you don't go out with Cao Cao, you won't die on the battlefield.Mrs.
Ding: Cao Cao is very important to him, and he will inherit the power in the future.If he didn't go on the expedition with his father, Cao Cao would definitely not like it, and I am afraid that the inheritance would not be his share.Zheng Feng: If you want your life or power, choose for yourself, don't blame me for not reminding you.Mrs.
Ding: You are a fairy, I naturally believe in you, and when Ang'er comes, I will persuade him.Zheng Feng: I persuaded him in Cao's mansion, but he didn't listen much, if he continued to go on the expedition with Cao Cao, I am afraid that he would not last two years and would die young.Mrs.
Ding: Oh my God, I'm going to call him right away, I'm going to order him.Zheng Feng: I hope he can listen to you, stay in Chen Liudang as an official, be a local tyrant, and live a peaceful and stable life.Mrs.
Ding: Immortal, when will you come to see me Zheng Feng: Miss me Mrs.
Ding: Well, Zheng Feng: When I finish the matter at hand, I will drive over to find you.After lingering with Mrs.
Ding for a while, Zheng Daxian woke up Hua Tuo, this guy has developed plastic surgery pills There is no one who is going to the palace, not handsome, how to meet the queen Hua Tuo: The old man spent his whole life and finally made a pill.Zheng Feng: Great, Hua Tuo: Nima, the development of this thing cost the old man half of his life, all kinds of rare medicinal materials, all kinds of experiments failed, and the old man will never make any cosmetic surgery drugs anymore.Zheng Feng: What is the effect Hua Tuo: I originally made 3 grains, 1 grain was fed to a mouse, and 1 grain was fed to a pig.Zheng Feng: What's going on, Hua Tuo: The mouse is as handsome as a pig.Zheng Feng: What about the pig Hua Tuo: As handsome as a mouse.Zheng Feng: I have tried it without Hua Tuo: there is only 1 grain left, and I dare not find someone to try it.Zheng Feng:, I dare to take this medicine Hua Tuo: Hehe, if you don't want it, the old man wants to try it, I don't know if it will become an afterlife.Zheng Feng: Don't don't, I want it, give me speed.A message popped up on WeChat: 1000 taels of gold are needed to transmit Huatuo plastic surgery pills, please press confirm or cancel., plastic surgery pills are a hundred times more expensive than whitening pills, and good goods really cost high, but Zheng Feng still didn't hesitate to spend this money.Hua Tuo: There is only 1 plastic surgery pill in the world, don't ask me for it anymore, the rare medicinal materials used to make this thing are extinct, and I can't do it if I want to.Zheng Feng: I won't become a pig Hua Tuo: It depends on the creation of the immortals, maybe he will be handsome.Zheng Feng: What should I do if I am so ugly Hua Tuo: Then you have to wear a mask to meet people.Zheng Feng: After swallowing, it immediately becomes another face: Impossible, the effect of this medicine is to fine-tune, and without any mistakes, the facial features will be adjusted and corrected.Zheng Feng: If something goes wrong, you will crook your nose and squint your eyes Hua Tuo: Haha, correct solution, may the heavens bless you, Amen Zheng Feng: Day.Hua Tuo: Immortals, please take care, I'm going to get busy.Zheng Daxian was stunned for most of the day with this only plastic surgery pill in the world, and repeated a sentence in his heart: whether you can take it or not, in fact, now this look of dignity is also worthy of the audience, why did this great immortal risk disfigurement and take this plastic surgery pill Although this great immortal is not handsome, and it takes a lot of effort to pick up girls, but it can still be soaked, and there is no problem in the three kingdoms, and it is a little difficult to take advantage of the modern one.Nima, if he suddenly becomes a pig eight monsters, it will really be ruined in three lives, and there is nothing he can do about it in that era.However, if you become handsome, it goes without saying in the Three Kingdoms, it is the rhythm of the tiger, the key to who will not die is to return to modern times, then you can basically rely on your face to eat, you don't have to rely on your talent, the goddess Zhao Yuting in her heart, will she change her opinion of this great immortal Zhao Yuting and Lai Guang are together, but I learned it from Wang Peilin's mouth, and it has not been confirmed, I didn't hear Zhao Yuting admit it with my own ears, this great immortal can die Zheng Feng stared at the plastic surgery medicine in his hand for a long time, and finally put his heart sideways, and he died.
If it becomes ugly, it is said that it is the face change of the gods, anyway, people in the Three Kingdoms will believe it.As for modern times, when the time comes, if you find a plastic surgery home, it is estimated that you can save it, and if it is not good, you will wear a mask, hide at home all day and not go out, and the ugly monster will not be caught and shot.Zheng Feng snorted the medicine violently and waited for a miracle to appear: