There was a burst of heat on his face, and his muscles were twitching and tearing.The ears, eyes, mouth, nose and ears seem to be pulled vigorously, and the tearing pain hurts into the heart and lungs, and hurts into the soul.Zheng Daxian was struggling and howling "Ah" Guan Yu and the others were so shocked that they rushed over and surrounded the carriage.Liu Bei was very calm: "Amitabha, the immortals are about to ascend to heaven." ”Guan Yu kicked the car door, only to see a person lying in the car panting, Dingqing saw that the east of the obedient dragon was not Zheng Daxian.It's just that Guan Yu's Danfeng eyes widened in vain, Zhang Fei's leopard eyes couldn't be bigger, Zhao Yun and Ma Chao's mouths opened wide, and everyone's surprised expressions were indescribable.Only Liu Bei lost his voice and shouted: "Ghost" Zheng Feng's heart sank, it's over, it's become a pig eight monsters, Hua Tuo plastic surgery pills for the pit father, is this the rhythm of digging a pit for himself "Hell" Zheng Feng asked.The crowd shook their heads."
See God," Zheng Feng asked again.The crowd nodded."
Bring the mirror," Zheng Feng roared.Liu Bei reached into his arms, took out a handful of mirrors, and asked, "Do you still want a comb?"
Zheng Feng snatched the mirror and looked at it, and he was so shocked that he couldn't close his mouth.The face of the person in the mirror is like a crown of jade, the sword eyebrows are in the sideburns, and the facial features are more perverted, that is the eyes like a star, the nose is like a hanging gall, the lips are greased, and there is a majestic style, so beautiful that it can't be more beautiful, so handsome that it can't be more handsome.This is the effect of taking drugs, sure enough, the mouse is more handsome than the pig, the pig is more handsome than the mouse, the great immortal is snorted, and the appearance of Pan An Zheng Feng asked everyone: "How" Guan Yu glanced at the Danfeng eyes: "Super handsome" Zhang Fei closed the leopard's eyes: "extremely handsome" Zhao Yun said to Ma Chao: "Handsome than you." ”Ma Chao said to Zhao Yun: "I admit it. ”Liu Bei said: "Almost handsome me." ”"Hmm" Everyone cast disdainful glances, and Liu Bei shrank down.The successful plastic surgery changed his face like turning a book, saying that he was handsome, Hua Tuo was really a miracle doctor, and he would reward this guy well when he returned to Xuzhou, and he would be expected to develop more powerful magic drugs in the future."
I didn't think I was handsome enough before, so I used the fairy method to change myself."
Zheng Feng was triumphant."
I also think my eyes are small, can Childe help me get bigger" Guan Yu smiled unnaturally, his eyes were almost in a line."
My face is too dark, Childe help me whiten and whiten."
Zhang Fei grinned."
Do we want Gongzi to help," Zhao Yun asked Ma Chao."
We're already so handsome."
Ma Chao is confident."
Zheng Gongzi, beg for thighs" Liu Bei suddenly knelt down, hugged Zheng Feng's thighs, and pleaded with tears and snot, "Please, do well, for the sake of me being your loyal die-hard fan, help me become handsome, my future is all in your hands." ”"When the mana is used up, please be early next time."
Zheng Feng said with a smile."
When will the mana be restored" Liu Bei did not give up."
A thousand years from now."
Zheng Feng said."
Demon, waste expression."
Liu Bei stood up and strode away.Zheng Daxian looked at the mirror vigorously, he was so handsome, he loved his fairy face, and he would use it to pick up the girl in the future, which was the rhythm of waiting for the girl to soak him.At this time, the sentry reported: "Cao Zhang and Cao Hong each led 50,000 elite soldiers and have arrived in Xinye." ”Liu Bei was shocked, he didn't know what to do, and he was so anxious that he turned around.Xu Shu was very calm and ordered the troops to shrink the barracks and defend the mountains to resist Cao's army.Cao Zhang and Cao Hong saw that Zheng Feng was in Liu Bei's army, and remembered the matter of his Cao Mansion, so they couldn't fight in a rage, and they didn't wait for Cao Cao's order to forcibly attack without authorization.Xu Shu's command fought with strength and defeated Cao's army many fierce attacks.Liu Bei asked: "Why did Cao Zhang and Cao Hong go crazy when they saw Zheng Gongzi" Xu Shu said: "It is said that Zheng Gongzi made a big fuss about Cao's mansion and escaped, and the Cao family was very annoyed. ”Guan Yu stroked his long beard: "Zheng Gongzi seems to have done something excessive." ”Zhang Fei glared at the leopard's eyes: "Isn't it just Cao Cao's wife, what's the matter." ”Zhao Yun clenched his fists and said, "Lord, it's time to crisscross the seas again." ”Ma Chao took the gun and got on the horse: "Lord, let me and Zhao Yun kill out, and keep Cao Jun in the desert and escape." ”Xu Shu hurriedly said: "I can't help it, Cao Zhang and Cao Hong are elite divisions, unlike those garbage soldiers in Yuan Shu, it is extremely dangerous for you to kill them." ”Zhao Yun bowed his head and said, "Please rest assured, Cao Cao's elite is nothing." ”Ma Chao raised his head and said, "I didn't take Cao Cao's elite soldiers seriously. ”Xu Shu groaned: "We have few soldiers, and we can't draw many men to fight back." ”Zhao Yun said: "It is enough to go it alone. ”Ma Chao said: "Kill the enemy general and go back." ”Zhang Fei said: "Taking the rank of general in a million army is actually talking about me. ”Guan Yu also said: "There is more than one third brother who has taken the rank of general in the million-strong army, and I am also an expert in this area. ”Xu Shu said: "Guan Yu and Zhang Fei stayed in the camp, and Zhao Yun and Ma Chao each led 300 light horsemen and took the head of the enemy general and returned. ”Zhao Yun and Ma Chao left excitedly, and Guan Yu and Zhang Fei were very disappointed.As soon as the gate of the fortress opened, Zhao Yun and Ma Chao rushed out like fierce tigers, and the Cao army stepped forward to block them, and the heavy cavalry troops charged in formation, and the light cavalry then assisted, and the infantry swarmed with shields and spears.Zhao Yun and Ma Chao led their troops to rush left and right, but they still couldn't fight their way out, and the six hundred light horsemen didn't have their perverted skills, and they couldn't do it with one hundred."
You go back to the camp first, and I'll kill you alone."
Zhao Yun gave an order to his subordinates, and then single-handedly penetrated into the enemy group."
You go back too, I'll be enough for one person."
Ma Chao also learned from Zhao Yun and played a single-handedly game.Without the burden of their subordinates, Zhao Yun and Ma Chao easily broke through, opened a bloody road, and pounced on Cao Zhang and Cao Hong.Cao Zhang and Cao Hong didn't expect each other to be so fierce, and they actually killed them in the midst of thousands of troops, so they hurriedly responded to the battle."
Cao Zhang give it to me, and Cao Hong will give it to you."
Zhao Yun shouted."
No, Cao Zhang will give it to me, and Cao Hong will give it to you."
Ma Chao took the lead and took Cao Zhang.Cao Hong was Zhao Yun's opponent, and he couldn't bear it in twenty rounds, but fortunately Cao Xiu, Cao Chun and Cao Zhen arrived, so Cao Hong would not be defeated.Zhao Yun picked four Cao with one shot, and he was easy, but he couldn't win.Ma Chao and Cao Zhang fought inseparably, and the winner was indistinguishable.Zhao Yun saw that he couldn't take the general's head, and he was entangled in the enemy formation, surrounded by countless Cao soldiers, and was in a very dangerous situation, and he wanted to tell Ma Chao to retreat.Unexpectedly, Ma Chao shouted: "Zhao Yun will go first, I will kill Cao Zhang and then go back." ”Cao Zhang was furious and ordered his subordinates: "You go to arrest Zhao Yun, Ma Chao will leave it to me, and I will fight with him." ”Ma Chao and Cao Zhang fought for 60 rounds, and the two sides were in good spirits, and the more they fought, the more courageous they became.Zhao Yun refused to leave, and wanted to rush over to help Ma Chao, but he was tightly entangled, and the surrounding Cao soldiers fought to the death, forcing him to move an inch.Seeing that the situation of Zhao Yun and Ma Chao was not good, Zheng Feng and the others were anxious, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei led their troops out many times in an attempt to save the two fierce generals back.Helplessly, Cao Bing's defense was tight, although Guan Yu and Zhang Fei were brave, they could never be killed, Cao Jun completely surrounded Zhao Yun and Ma Chao, and it became a matter of effort to capture and kill, forcing the two perverted macho men to the line of life and death
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