"Is it wrong" Ban Ren squinted at me and the fat man, and continued to fiddle with the pot of orchids."
Wrong."
The fat man and I shrugged our heads very reluctantly, and there was no trace of spirit in our soft words."
Hmph" Ban Ren squeezed a word out of his nose disdainfully, and then poured some water on the orchid and continued, "Is it wrong" I glanced at each other tacitly with the fat man, and in the empty office, the voices of the two of us were particularly loud: "Wrong" Ban Ren glanced at us coldly, trembled and observed the orchid seriously, and asked slowly: "Do you know why it's wrong" I pursed my lips, rolled my eyes impatiently and didn't speak, but I caught a glimpse of Su Han outside the window reaching out with a hand, groping for something on the table.Touching Ban Ren's water cup on the table, I instantly understood what Su Han was going to do, and I couldn't help but push the fat man with my arm, squeezing his eyebrows at him and asking him to cooperate with the work.The fat man glanced at Ban Ren in disgust, then decided to put aside the grudge between us and gestured to me with an OK.In the eyes with eagerness to try, it seemed to say that everything should be in accordance with the party's leadership.I laughed softly, and when the fat man deliberately said something to Ban Ren admitting his mistake, I spoke to Su Han and told her where the water glass was.Under the "embarrassment" of the three of us, Ban Ren, who was bent on potted plants, obviously didn't know what we were doing, until Su Han successfully took the water cup and sprinkled some white powder, he didn't notice that something was wrong.The three of us were secretly overjoyed, and after making a triumphant gesture to each other, Su Han waved his hand and left.The fat man and I tacitly let Ban Ren keep talking, and when your mouth is dry, you will have to drink water.Sure enough, it didn't take long for Ban Ren to slowly walk to the desk, pick up the water glass on the table and drink it down.Ben Ren banged on the table again and again, and was about to say something to us, when he grabbed his stomach and the expression on his face began to twist."
You, you two go back first, teacher, I, I'm suddenly a little uncomfortable, you go back, go back."
Ban Ren furrowed his brow in pain, and drove us away like a plague.The fat man and I pursed our lips and tried to hold back our laughter, and when we were almost about to laugh, we broke down the door and walked away from the office before laughing uncontrollably.The two of us bumped fists like iron buddies, as if all the previous contradictions had disappeared.I grinned and opened my mouth, but accidentally pulled the wound on the corner of my mouth that was beaten by the fat man, and a sentence of "lean" spit out from my mouth, I glared at the fat man viciously, and shouted at him: "Dead fat man, you are really not light, my mouth is going to be beaten crooked by you" The fat man stared at his eyes dissatisfied, pointed to the arm that was scratched by me, and gritted his teeth and said: "Gu Beixi, are you fucking light, are you a cat, my white and tender skin has been scratched by you" "Bai Tender and tender, your skin is rough and thick, and the thief is dirty."
I looked at the fat man's arm in disgust, looking at the red road on his hand, and it was uncomfortable to think that he would fight in this fight."
You, you are usually very easy to bully, as soon as I say bad things about Su Hanxi, you are like a fried rooster, pounce on me and start a fight.I don't know how to fuck it, it hurts me to death, I don't know how much meat I have to eat to make up for it this time" The fat man glanced at me complainingly, and then lowered his head and felt sorry for the fat hand that I had caught out of the blood."
You still have to eat so fat, it's time for you to lose weight" "Gu Beixi, you beat me and hurt me to enter the office, forget it, you are still personally attacking me now, I don't take you to bully people like this, I was suppressed by Su Hanxi for a day, even if you are a newcomer, you have to rob me of your prestige" I wanted to laugh at the fat man a few more words, but I saw Su Han slowly walking over, holding a few red tickets in his hand.I laughed softly, and let the fat man babble on and on, and no one was more important to me than to look at her."
Hey, hey, Gu Beixi, you don't pay attention to it, hmph, I said that people like you, ahhhhThe fat man touched his ears with palpitations, and shouted to Su Han angrily: "Su Hanxi, my aunt, can you walk with some sound, can you not blow the wind in my ears, don't you know that people are scary and scared to death" Su Han stuck out her tongue mischievously, and the silence of the glimmer fell on her shoulder, like a playful elf.She looked at the fat man with a smile, and the pear vortex on the side of her mouth loomed: "Eh, fat, how can you be scared if you don't do anything weak."
Gu Xi, did you say that what I said was right?
”"Yes."
Ignoring the fat man's threatening gaze, I gave him a funny look and replied softly to Su Han.The fat man scratched his bald head frantically, and he looked a little cute, he shook the fat on his face, crossed his face, and said with some grievances: "You two bully me one, I don't want to play with you" Su Han waved the red ticket in his hand openly, and under the appearance of the fat man's eyes, like the tone of a big boss, he smiled at the fat man's "little worker": "Okay, okay, my sister has a treat today, just order barbecue" The fat man swallowed his saliva unprincipledly, and clasped his hands hypocritically, looked like "obey the boss's orders", opened the fat mouth and said against his will: "Sister, sister, Sister Su Hanxi begs to be brought" I looked at the fat man with disdain, he was so shameless, he almost knelt down and hugged his thighs, but I was kind not to say anything, if Su Han wanted to satisfy his vanity, I would pretend to ignore the fat man's pretentiousness.Later, when I came back from high school, when I met the fat man again, he was still carrying that fat body of meat, and when he smiled, there was only a slit left in his eyes.The only difference is that I'm going to college, and he's getting married.The fat man didn't take the college entrance examination and simply squatted at home to do some easy work to support his family, and when he was forced to go on a blind date, he unexpectedly gained a love that didn't care about appearance.The fat man later woke up, thinking that he couldn't do nothing like this in his life, so he traveled around to find a stable job, although the income was not very high, but he took care of food and clothing.The fat man also told me that at that time, he went on a blind date with the mentality that he would be disliked, but he didn't want the girl to look white and clean, the family was also fed, and the family did not dislike him.He also liked the girl a lot, and after cultivating a relationship for a while, he confirmed the marriage.The fat man said that he has no merits at all, he is not good at studying, he is sluggish and a little stubborn, but he is really grateful to meet such a girl.In the end, he laughed and said that he must have burned a lot of incense in his previous life, so the genius favored him.I also sincerely blessed the fat man, but he did not change his thief temperament, and asked me jokingly when I would bring Miss Su home.At that time, I was a little sad, but I still tried to smile, at least after going through so many twists and turns, Su Han finally agreed to let me stay by her side.Maybe it's because as I get older and older, I begin to understand that I can't force myself to like this kind of thing, and how lucky I must be to accompany this kind of thing."
Gu Beixi is actually serious, I really don't like you so much, I always want to target you, it's just that you make me too unhappy" The fat man picked up another piece of barbecue meat and put it on the plate, carefully dipped it in the chili pepper, and stuffed it into his mouth, "You also know that in our class, all of them have bad English scores, they are all more than ten points, more than twenty points, and none of them have passed the thirty test, and as soon as you came, you scored more than forty points in the monthly English test, which is simply a shame" "Eat meat and eat meat" Su Han smiled and sandwiched a piece of barbecue meat to me, Then he glanced at the fat man lightly, and silently took a few more pieces of roast meat and put them on the plate."
As a result, my old feudal father, grabbing a few points of my English score, kept talking, saying how powerful you are, how promising you are, whatever, you want to drive me crazy, so I can't see your sissy temperament" "Eat meat and eat meat" "Alas, but you are too fierce, just forget it if you don't fight, you are desperate when you fight, pity my hands, you have to eat meat to make up for it." ”The fat man pretended to sigh deeply, and moved his chopsticks to pick up the barbecue, but found that it was all gone.The fat man looked at me and Su Han in horror, and it wasn't until Su Han ate the last piece of barbecue into his mouth that he screamed in a frustration: "Su, Su, Su Hanxi, what have you done" Su Han blinked innocently and said aggrievedly: "Eat meat" "Su Hanxi, you are simply the girl I have ever met, the most meat-eating" In the black box of the old days, whenever I sat with the fat man under the big camphor tree in junior high school, folding a box of paper airplanes, when talking about when we first met, The fat man always took the trouble to sigh with me about Su Han's big appetite.The fat man and I don't know each other, after he said bad things about Su Han and got into a fight, but because of Su Han's treat, we became good brothers who talked about everything.It may seem hypocritical to talk too much between boys, but the fat man and I always sit quietly together and chat, and occasionally fight over different opinions.When the opinions are the same, they are amazed at the physique of Su Han, a "carnivore", who can't eat fat no matter how much he eats.This also made the fat man jealous for a while and wanted to go liposuction.Time flies, and the secrets filled in the box are the initial youth and immaturity of our group.We may have had shallow rebellion and disputes, but we have not forgotten our original dreams and beliefs.Remember to smile, remember to be happy, and remember to cherish together
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