Dad: "You don't seem to like it very much." ”Me: "It doesn't matter, I'm suggesting you buy a dishwasher or something next time, you can call him Jimmy Kimmel." ”Dad: "Huh?
Why?
”"You have a computer, go and sing by yourself."
I walked back to the table, "How's the bag you made for my sister?"
”Dad stared at my bowl while opening one of the big bags he brought back, "It's not bad, it's almost 1m......
Is that a dirt egg?
It looks very small......"
I stuffed the whole egg into my mouth and said indistinctly, "Yes, it's so small that I can eat it in one bite." ”"......"
Dad: "......
Half of the noodles are given to me. ”I pretended I hadn't heard anything, "It's less than 1m, and I bet my sister will finish watching it in half a day." ”Dad: "Do you know that quality is important?"
”I sighed twice, "I'm going to cut some fandom for my sister.,One has dozens of meters.。
”Dad: "You didn't shoot it, you just edited." ”Me: "You didn't write the text, you just translated." ”Dad stared at me for a few seconds, "You wait." ”Seriously, in my previous life, this phrase often came up in my father's mouth, but I never waited for anything great, so this time, I heard it too.But then I found out, Dad, he's really ruthless......
Of course, let's postpone this, I'm talking about it in the first place, and it's not good if the timeline is chaotic.When my sister woke up at noon, my dad immediately showed off a bunch of things he bought, the first of course kindle.My sister clicked into the bag and screamed, "Dad!
”Me: "Well, let's see if it's all against the CP." ”Of course, Dad wouldn't make such a low-level mistake, but I'm skeptical that his novels that don't have any H will be able to tell the difference between attack and attack.Sister: "You're so good!
Ahhh ”My sister's ecstatic expression disappeared when she clicked on an article, and after she quickly swept the beginning of several articles, her expression became what I call "trying not to make Daddy sad."
Dad still took out the Avengers series soldiers he bought without knowing it, and activated the sweeping robot and mopping robot, "Look, this is Matt and his boyfriend Ben." ”"AhhHahahahaha ”My sister pounded the sofa and laughed wildly for half a minute, and then asked, "Hahahahaha ”Dad: "......" sister: "Uh......"
Dad was heartbroken, "I'm going to spend the song ......"
You put "I don't know who Jimmy" is on your face, Dad, at this time, you just need to laugh along.My sister approached me and said mysteriously, "There's a piece of material about Mrs.
Skull, do you want to hear it?"
”I scratched my head, "What?
”Sister: "It's possible that Mrs.
Skull is a woman!"
”I was frightened and said, "What?
Impossible!
”"He (she) is called 'Mrs.', what is impossible," the sister joked, and then said, "It's very reliable news, there is an administrator named Piao Piao in the underground warehouse, do you know, she told me." ”Me: "Is this administrator very mouthful, or are you holding your thighs very badly?"
”“…… Don't hug your thighs," my sister glared at me, "I'm obviously amazingly attractive, and more importantly, ......"
I asked cooperatively, "What is it?"
”Sister: "Mrs.
Skull's IP is the same as Keyboardcat, so there is reason to believe that they are the same person!"
”I blurted out, "What?
”My sister's face was full of gossip that couldn't be hidden, "That's right, Mrs.
Skull and Keyboardcat are the same person!"
”Me: "No!
I mean, who is keyboardcat!
”Sister: ".................."
Chapter 8 keyboardcat is a very bloody big.,She's crawled through many circles.,Including European and American fandom.,She's very famous in almost every circle.,And herself,Just a writer.。
Why do you say "just" a writer, when my sister told me, she specifically explained, of course she doesn't despise writers, she also writes essays.But if you want to rank a name, it's hard to say who is the hardest to hook up, but the best one to hook up with must be the writer.Some people say that it is because it is easy for writers to get started, and those who can type can write a few strokes, and it is a reason that anything is worthless.Regardless of whether this statement is reliable or not, anyway, keyboardcat has indeed flown a lot of big cocks since she was still a little transparent.When keyboardcat was in the literary celebrity and not popular, there was a plan to ask her for the authorization of the radio drama of the article, and then coser asked her for cos authorization, and the finished products on both sides came out almost at the same time, the radio drama was red cv, cos was red cn, with the double blessing, the article was more popular, and it stands to reason that keyboardcat should be very happy.But in fact, keyboardcat is very unhappy.,The process is now untestable.,There are fans of the powder.,Black has a black statement.,Anyway, the ending is that keyboardcat first sprayed the radio drama planning to the dog's bloody head speechless.,Then the character and PS technology on the cos side were complained about.。
The younger sister said that she did not have first-hand information and did not know what the original truth was.But it was from that time that the people of keyboardcat also became popular, and slowly, I can't tell whether her articles are more popular or people are more popular, because she has become a real big hand.A big hand that offends a lot of people, has a lot of brain-dead fans, has more brain-dead black, and has excellent sales.It is impossible to find out whether the deeds of Keyboardcat are true or false, but the last thing she did on the Internet was called "The Death of Keyboardcat".On a certain day in a certain year, a certain month, keyboardcat announced on Langlang Weibo that he had a terminal illness, and he was afraid that he would die soon, and he would go abroad for treatment in the near future.This incident caused an uproar, because she was indeed in a bloody fight at the time, and suddenly said that she had a terminal illness and was going to die, which made people a little stunned.Many people suspect that she is taking advantage of her illness to escape, and after a short time the fight is over, she will be cured and come back, or just call her illness for attention, after all, she has always had a high sense of presence in all kinds of lively things, and she will be hung on the wall or hung on the wall by people at two ends in three days.Although keyboardcat never appeared again, the discussion about her life and death has never stopped.I listened to my sister Lala's rambling words, but I only had one thought: "This can't be Mrs.
Skull, right?"
”Sister: "How do you know?"
”Me: "Feeling......
The style of painting is not the same.,If it's two people from the same place.,It's not a big chance but it's not nothing.。
”Sister: "=.= Who knows.,Actually, I still like the text of the keyboard cat.,And pretending to be dead or sick.,It's not uncommon.,Someone dug up a lot of doubts out.,I want to believe he's not Mrs.
Skull.,I like keyboard cats and don't like Mrs.
Skull.。
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”Me: "Well, you've scolded Mrs.
Skull." ”Sister: "Uh......"
Me: "I'll go and inquire for you." ”Sister: "Okay, you can be subtle. ”Me: "Uh-huh, no problem. ”I went on Weibo, saw that Mrs.
Skull's status was online, and sent him a private message: Do you know keyboardcat?
But ten minutes later, Mrs.
Skull reposted a new Weibo, but she didn't reply to my private message.I pondered for a long time and told my sister: Mrs.
Skull is really a keyboard cat, you see, he hasn't replied to my private messages, is he not sure how to reply to me?
Younger sister:......
Sister: Brother!!
Sister: Where's the obscurity?!
Me: The direct one is "are you keyboardcat".Younger sister:......
Forget it, it's okay to ask directly, sister: I took a look, because he didn't pay attention to you, and your private message was probably thrown in the message boxSister: He can't see how to reply, me: _(:З"∠)_ He didn't reply to me, I: I'll poke him in the comments, it's okay tbbtso5 The first two episodes of the base rot are simply unscientific.Repost|Favorite|Comment(1)xmonthzzdayyy:xx from Sina Weibo cz18723334678: Can you go and see your message box?
I sent you a private message.Mrs.
Skull: ......
Me: You fan me back, otherwise you won't be able to see Mrs.
Skull when I send a private message: Why did you suddenly ask me this question I: 00 Someone told me that you are the same person, because the IP is exactly the same.Mrs.
Skull: ......
You candidly make me want to scold you and I don't know where to scold Mrs.
Skull: You may not believe Mrs.
Skull: It's not the same person Mrs.
Skull: Keyboardcat is my sister, we live together, so the IP is exactly the same I: Is it my delusion, this reason seems a little familiar?
Mrs.
Skull: That's right, that's the one you used......
I:......
Me: I want to hear the truth!
Mrs.
Skull: Mother's Mrs.
Skull: It's true that you say that you and Cabbage Worm are brother and sister, but can't it be true that I and Keyboardcat are brother and sister?
Mrs.
Skull: You can now feel how unbelievable you were when you said it!
Me: I'm sorry, but I feel how you feel now.Me: So you and keyboardcat are really brother and sister?
Mrs.
Skull: No