I:............
Mrs.
Skull: Brother I: ..................
Chapter 9 I wanted to find out, but Mrs.
Skull was sure that Keyboardcat was his brother, and I entangled with him for an hour, rambling a lot, and finally eight unrelated sentences were sandwiched between ten sentences, and he seemed to be unable to stand it, so he dropped a sentence of "You're a fucking talker" and went offline.I went back to my sister in a daze, I'm not without self-knowledge, you see I said I was talking nonsense in the first chapter.But no one would say anything like Mrs.
Skull, but at most tell me: I'm going to take a shower / I'm going to sleep / My mother told me to eat and then ran away.I'm a little sad to be so direct......
Sister: Poof!!
Sister: You don't really believe it, do you?
Me: I don't think Mrs.
Skull is a liar, and I have been annoyed for an hour, and he has been talking about brothers back and forth......
Sister: I'm going to be funny!
Younger sister:......
OTZ Sister: No......
Or maybe he's really ......
Me: What?
My sister was frightened for a long time before she told the story of what she had learned.It is rumored that the incident that led to keyboardcat's death and withdrawal from the circle was actually due to jealousy.Keyboardcat has a cp in the circle.,It's been since she's still a little transparent.,But this cp doesn't write or draw.,At the beginning, he was a pure reader.,It's keyboardcat's first tiger oil.,The feelings are not deep.。
But as time went on, so did the number of people who liked keyboardcat, including a painter Juju.The painter Juju has always been very cold, but he fell in love with keyboardcat at first sight, and he enthusiastically confessed on Weibo many times, and illustrated her in various ways.Although keyboardcat loves a poisonous tongue, she is quite satisfied with the picture of this painter, and she will often respond on Weibo.As a result, as they interacted more and more, many people thought that they were cps, shouting to show affection and burning them to death under the Weibo they interacted with.I don't know if the genuine cp usually reveals his emotions, but he must be a little unhappy in his heart.But this genuine cp is very powerful, on Valentine's Day, he quietly posted a picture on Weibo and circled keyboardcat, it is two hands together, it can be seen that it is a man and a woman, wearing the same bracelet.keyboardcat also retweeted Weibo and didn't say anything.But everyone was shocked.,It turns out that keyboardcat and the painter Juju are not cp.,These two are.,And it's in reality?
At this time, everyone looked at it, and the genuine CP Jun filled in the gender column that he had been empty as "male".That's nothing, which means that Keyboardcat has a boyfriend.But then the painting seems to be delicate, and the stalk of the painting is so sad that it can't be sad, and it almost didn't inscribe the poem "Affectionate is always ruthlessly annoyed" on the picture.Many fans have noticed the strangeness of Juju's mood, and there are many speculations related to keyboardcat, and they have comforted them, but most of them just said that Juju should not be sad, K University will not have a husband and forget CP and other jokes.Keyboardcat, on the other hand, doesn't say a word about it.The painter Juju is sad, on the one hand, he still often reviews keyboardcat's articles and interacts with her on Weibo, on the other hand, the painter Juju suddenly did one thing, one day, he blew up the photo.This painter Juju never goes to the scene to sell his book, and it is all on consignment, so no one knows what the painter Juju looks like, and he is usually a little cold, so before that, no one even knew that the painter Juju was a man.Fans rushed to tell each other, Mom, the painter Juju is a man, so he said so many ambiguous things to keyboardcat on Weibo, is it really just a girlfriend-style conversation?
From this moment, the great war began.All kinds of pink and black revelations, with the ridicule of the genuine CP, the painter giant bravely scolded back.Some people say that at the beginning of the authentic CP, he simply walked the rivers and lakes as a woman, and it was rumored that someone had seen him/her and confirmed that he was a woman, so why did he suddenly become a man?
The picture he posted seems to have been searched on the Internet, so are the hands in it the two themselves?
Digging up the material of the painter Juju, someone posted the group chat records of previous years, and it was the painter Juju who indirectly admitted that he was a woman, and countless gossips were launched.Everyone is extremely excited to see the genuine CP and the painter Juju spray on Weibo, although the genuine CP is not a writer, but with KeyboardCat for many years CP, I also know a lot of big hands who are good friends with Keyboardcat, and a considerable number of people have come out to speak for the genuine CP.But the painter Juju is not a vegetarian, although he is cold, his own big-handed family and friend group is not inferior, not to mention the many fans.This scuffle intensified because keyboardcat didn't speak for a long time, and the big hands who were involved were also implicated, and the onlookers also opened a special number, popularizing the identity of each participant and the black material, and the spectators were fascinated by this enjoyable fight.Pinching the painting hand, pinching the genuine CP, pinching the already bloody keyboardcat, or pinching all three, anyway, all kinds of people are fighting together, you can imagine the chaos at that time.You can also imagine how my sister studied the battlefield left behind......
And the center of the incident, keyboardcat, is big, but after a period of silence, he escaped.Then the genuine cp deleted Weibo, and disappeared quietly, originally a pure reader, and disappeared without a trace.Only one painter was left, but now he has deleted all the relevant Weibo, and he can't be more low-key, only posting some paintings from time to time, and he doesn't even have more than one sentence.Even if it's just a brief narrative, it took my sister a lot of words, and I don't know how many rumors that seem to be true or false, all of which are spread from the "death of the keyboard cat".And even if I listened to it, I could imagine the chaos at that time.Sister: Originally, in the death of the keyboard cat, there is no definite evidence of the gender of the two parties......
Now you say that the gender of the remaining person is also ...... otz, I think it's a bit messy......
Me: @@我也觉得好乱啊!
Sister: Well, don't talk about the private communication between these two people, there are not many traces of communication on Weibo now, what happened back then!
Damn, I'm curious!
Me: Do you think keyboardcat is really a man?
Sister: It seems that some people said that keyboardcat is gender......
But it's just a joke, and the response is not great, because her real information is filled in by women, so not many people are bored to refute that she may be calling herself a woman for low-key, and she herself and low-key are not on the same page.Me: Well, it's complicated.Sister: Aren't you curious about the truth at all?
Me: uh......
Not very curious......
Sister: _(:З"∠)_You're so boring!
Me: People who are not very curious live happily.Sister: What do you mean?
Me: I'll tell your sister: Huh?
Sister: Brother?
Sister: I didn't even have any punctuation, what do you want to say?
Sister: Did Mrs.
Skull tell you something again, Sister: Are you talking to Dad?
Sister: Ignore me!!
Sister: Brother!!
Ignore me!!
Sister: What about people???
Sister: Brother, come back soon, I can't bear it alone!
Sister: It's been half an hour......
Sister: You still don't show up......
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Sister: My curiosity is fighting against my laziness, should I continue to lie down and poke you on QQ, or will I go to the living room to get my phone and slam your door......
Sister: Sort me out, okay sister: Brother, I love you the most Sister: Dad is a bird Sister: ..................
I hate you," I might have been crying and screaming in two hours, slamming the door......"
I muttered as I closed my computer.That's when I received a text message.From a stranger: spermatozoa?
I:!!!
Mrs.
Skull?
Only Mrs.
Skull would call me that, but how would he know my phone number?
Me: My sister told you the number?
Mrs.
Skull: ==Damn, I saw that you weren't online, so I was bored and sent a text message to you with the number of your Weibo name, which is really your mobile phone number......
I've served you: 00 You have something to do with me?
Mrs.
Skull: Don't tell anyone what I told you before, and if you've already told your sister, don't let her talk nonsense.That's really true, he's my brother, and although he didn't say it, I can't just pass it out.Me: But you only told me today......
Mrs.
Skull: ......
Didn't I come back to the taste!
At that time, in order to choke you, I said it in passing, and after thinking about it for a long time, I felt that you were too "solid-eyed", so I still came to warn you.I've helped your sister, you have to say it, I'll PK with you.I:..................
I was about to ask him if that solid eye was sarcastic, when a new text message came again.Mrs.
Skull: What's wrong with your sister?
I don't know why: Huh?
Mrs.
Skull: She just sent me a private message, asking if I'm chatting with you, and if so, tell you, on QQ.I:............
Chapter 10 Dad: Brother, the weather is cold, don't you have any ideas?
Me: No.Dad: Don't do that, let's knit a scarf for my sister together.Me: Huh.Me: Last year, you said the same thing, knitting a pair of gloves for my sister together, and designing strange patterns, but in the end, I knitted it alone, and my eyes were blind, and I didn't believe you anymore.Dad: Don't be so stingy.Dad: I'm in charge of the design.