"Why, it's not what you want."
The bastard frowned slightly, pulling on his cherry-red lips and smiling proudly, "Yushu Linfeng has a dignified appearance, a good character, a good family background, a good upbringing, an extraordinary conversational style, gentle and considerate, Qin My daughter’s psychology is proficient in chess, calligraphy, painting, and dancing, and they are not all based on your requirements.”
I stroked my chest and sucked in the air-conditioning, trying to calm my overly frightened heart.
After a long time, I pointed at the "cousin" with one hand and angrily charged at him.
Punishment: "I asked you to become such a person, who asked you to become yourself?"
"Apart from me, I'm afraid there is no one else who can better meet the requirements put forward by Wu'er."
The bastard said without a red face or a beating heart.
This is simply shameless and severe narcissism on a perverted level.
I'm confused.
His evaluation of himself can be so high.
Who gave him the confidence and courage?
Could it be that this bastard has been like this since he was born?
I have never looked in the mirror, so I am completely unaware of my numerous shortcomings.
I held my forehead, with a look of despair on my face, "I'm just bragging in front of He Tian, saying that this cousin is not only worse than Yun Jie, but also, compared to you and him , just like the mud in the stinky ditch and the colorful clouds in the sky, there is an insurmountable difference.
I also said, at first glance, you look like a human, but compared to that cousin, you are simply ugly.
It's so unsightly that it only exists like a dog.
Now, you shamelessly conjured up a person like yourself.
This makes me and He Tian, how can I explain it?"
"Zhou Wu, you are going too far in belittling me."
The bastard grinned at me through gritted teeth.
"Is it possible that in your mind, I am really so unworthy?"
"Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe" It’s good to make He Tian believe it.”
"Since I can't satisfy you, then you can improve yourself."
The bastard said lightly.
There was a hint of waiting for a good show in his tone, and this meaning was very strong.
"Don't, I'm just bragging.
It's pure lies.
Don't take it to heart.
Besides, I don't have any magic.
I still have to rely on you for all this."
I shook my head like a dog.
The bastard's arm smiled at him.
"I'm just mud in the stinking ditch.
No matter how powerful my magic is, I can't change the clouds in the sky."
The bastard said angrily, angrily shaking his sleeves and slapping my hand hard.
Throw it away.
While I secretly despised the narrow-mindedness of this bastard, I tried my best to keep my posture as low as possible, and said pitifully, almost like pleading: "I was wrong, you are the clouds in the sky, and I am the mud in the stinky ditch.
In this way, It’s finally done” "It's not that I refuse, it's just that your requirements are too high.
At first glance, I look like a dog, but compared with that cousin, I am simply ugly.
There is, Only a dog can make me look like a dog, and I can only look like a dog.
I think this person must be handsome, extraordinary and transcendent.
However, I have never seen anything big in the world.
I have never seen a living person with such great ability and beauty.
I have never seen or heard of a living person.
How can this change me?"
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"Hehehehehe, the so-called peach and plum blossoms are scorching with brilliance.
They are as happy as nine springs, and they are like autumn frost.
They are looking forward to their beauty, talking and laughing, exhaling fragrance, holding hands and waiting for love.
They have been in the same quilt for a long time.
The so-called beautiful appearance, She is as slender and white as a beautiful woman, with plastered hair and natural eyebrows, which makes anyone look at her."
While I was still holding my hands in front of my chest, thinking hard like a nymphomaniac, Jun Mo suddenly threw a brocade handkerchief directly into my hand, and said with utmost disdain: "Wipe your saliva first." " "Uh uh uh uh uh uh" I couldn't help but have black lines all over my head.
After doing so, I threw the wrinkled brocade handkerchief into the arms of that bastard.
The bastard, with a look of disgust on his face, carried a small baby as if he were treating something dirty.
The horn was thrown aside far away.
Seeing the displeasure on that bastard's face, I felt happy for no reason.
Then, I had an idea and I clapped my hands wildly with excitement, "Otherwise, I can neutralize your looks with Yun Jie's, and add a beautiful man to a beautiful man, and the result will definitely be an even more stunningly beautiful man."
"Change, yes, but you can draw it yourself."
After saying that, the bastard waved his sleeves again, and saw the cousin falling lightly on the table like a piece of paper, and then changed into Haoshengquan.
The pen, ink, paper and inkstone, "Presumably, Wu'er has slept for so long, so his sleepiness must have disappeared.
In this case, you can paint there quietly tonight.
I am very tired, so I won't accompany you." " That bastard walked to the bed, undressed me calmly, then took off his silver-white boots, and went to bed in his underwear.
Then, most of the lamps in the room went out in an instant.
The corner of my mouth couldn't help but twitch for a while.
Such a huge mess was all handed over to a weak mortal woman like me.
This guy is really shameless and outrageous.
After spitting on that bastard's back and dragging out eight generations of his ancestors to spit on that bastard for a long time, I obediently came to the table, honestly picked up my pen, and began to meditate with great solemnity, my head constantly thinking.
The faces of Jun Mo and Yun Jie flashed up Yun Jie's eyes seemed to be good, like a bottomless pool of stagnant water with only a few ripples caused by the wind.
At first glance, they looked deep, restrained and unassuming, but they lacked the agility and cunning of that bastard Jun Mo; Yun Jie's The nose seems to be good, with clear edges and smooth lines.
If you look at it alone, it is quite beautiful, but it is not stunning enough and lacks the tallness and perseverance of that bastard Jun Mo.
Yun Jie's mouth seems to be good, with full lips and full of masculinity.
But the lip color is dark red, and the whole person looks a bit gloomy, without Jun Mo’s bastard cherry red color that makes people want to taste it.
After balancing the noses, eyes, mouths, and the outline of the entire face of the two people, a monster so beautiful that it could be said to make the world weep, and so beautiful that it can capture the soul, suddenly appeared.
On paper, this made me couldn’t help clasping my hands and cheering.
The wise and wise ancestors have spoken.
This man relies on clothes and horses and saddles.
As a heavyweight handsome man who outshines Yunjie and Junmo, his attire must be shocking and coquettish.
After all, he has to make a gorgeous appearance and capture the hearts of all the beauties.
Thinking of this, I drew a set of black robes for this "cousin" that were extremely boring and tasteful.
Then, I drew a set of black robes for him with gold threads outlining the corners.
The fan with angular ink paintings looks extremely luxurious at first glance, but also has great connotation; black gilt boots; made of black gilt and embedded with a piece of pure white suet jade without any impurities. ribbon for hair By the time I finished painting this painting, the sky by the window had begun to slowly get brighter.
I felt so happy when I saw this painting that my whole heart couldn't help but start to stir violently.
I stretched and excitedly walked to the bedside holding the painting.
I stretched out my finger and poked the bastard, but got no response at all.
I poked hard again, and again, and the bastard was still there.
Motionless, I I can't help but complain crazily deep in my heart, this guy sleeps like a dead pig.
He has truly brought shame to the shark clan.
In this way, he still dislikes me at every turn.
It's really outrageous.
How shameless?
I placed the painting neatly on the table, with the four corners pressed down with rulers.
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Then I took off my shoes and tiptoed to the bed again.
First I yawned long and then murmured something to myself.
He said: "Hey, Thirteenth Prince, there must be nothing wrong with taking a nap, right?
If you don't tell me, I will take it as your acquiescence."
Then, I conveniently climbed onto the bed, lifted the quilt, and slept on the inside of that bastard
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