When I was so sleepy that I couldn't help myself, bursts of uncontrollable itching suddenly appeared on my face, like a swarm of ants moving around on it, which made me feel completely helpless.
Moreover, even after a long, long time, this itch has no tendency to weaken in the slightest.
On the contrary, it has become more and more severe.
Could it be that I have really provoked a nest of ants?
Thinking of this, my whole heart couldn't help but "thump", and the hairs all over my body stood up unsatisfactorily.
I had a look of horror on my face.
As soon as I opened my eyes, that bastard Jun Mo's whole face came into my sight unexpectedly.
I was so startled that I immediately began to roar and scream, and my hands and feet shook without any control as if they were having a convulsion.
Fluttering around.
Jun Mo, on the other hand, had a leisurely look on his face, as if he was already used to my reaction.
He was lying crookedly, holding his head with one arm and raising most of his body up high. , the other hand was pulling my hair, and intentionally or unintentionally using the hair to stir my face, the collar of my shirt Slightly opened, a large area of strong and alluring honey-colored skin was exposed in the air with his movements, especially the smooth lines at the collarbone.
It looked extremely charming, which made it look so charming.
People couldn't help but suddenly have the desire to pounce on him and bite him hard.
This fragrant scene made my blood surge, my heartbeat accelerated uncontrollably, soaring, and my whole face was as red as pig blood.
"Why, you are so frightened so early in the morning?
Are you having a nightmare, or Wu'er, you secretly did something to be sorry for me?"
The bastard pulled his cherry-red lips and smiled with all his might.
He put his cold palm on my head and said to himself, "Well, it's so hot."
I clearly saw his clothes.
A large piece of his clothes fell off, exposing most of his shoulders.
This bastard must have done it on purpose.
He clearly wanted to take the opportunity to seduce me.
I pretended to be calm and moved my head away.
The urge to get a nosebleed was so strong that I couldn't control it.
"Hey, Thirteenth Prince, watch your clothes, they are all gone."
"It's okay, isn't this what you, Wu'er, have been hoping for?"
As he said this, the bastard shamelessly pulled his clothes down again and dangled his exposed chest in front of me. shake.
Is it possible that the sharks in the South China Sea are all like this bastard in front of me, and they are open to such an outrageous level?
In our human world, they will be dragged into a pig cage in minutes.
I resisted the urge to hold my chest and spurt out three liters of blood, "Thirteenth Prince, you get up first."
"Wu'er has always coveted my body.
Previously, he wanted to do everything possible to molest me.
Now, I obediently show you my body.
How can you avoid it?"
This bastard , his smile became even more mean and shameless, reaching the level of a legend.
This made me want to raise my palms and slap him dozens of times in order to help him.
He's well and truly awake.
"Face is a good thing.
Please, the Thirteenth Prince, please do it a little bit."
"If Wu'er likes it, then just take it.
I want you, that's enough."
The bastard said as he shamelessly moved closer to me.
This bastard is at his best in seducing people, but it's a pity that underneath his handsome appearance, he has a perverted heart.
"You get up first" I was completely helpless.
"I'm sorry," the bastard said coquettishly.
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I couldn't help but get completely furious and yelled at him: "Press my arm."
"We, the sharks, are very traditional.
Wu'er, you slept with me and even looked at my body, but you are responsible for me."
The bastard whispered in my ear, and said lightly, Big balls of hot air were sprayed on my face.
Then, he hit my head hard with his fingers and moved his body away neatly.
The guy put his clothes on in an orderly manner and said to me: "Get up quickly.
Today, our cousin will come to your residence as a guest."
"So fast" I couldn't help but be surprised.
"Why, Wu'er still wants to stay with me for a while longer in Dream City?"
"Hehehehehe, the Thirteenth Prince is really good at joking."
Leaving the City of No Return and leaving this bastard are both things I want.
"That cousin, I created it completely based on your painting.
In addition, I also arranged an identity for him.
His name is Junqi, and he is the lord of Fan Chong City.
He has a huge wealth, a lot of servants, and extraordinary talent. , How about being both civil and military?
This setting is enough to qualify you to be compared with Yun Jie."
The bastard smiled at me triumphantly.
"Thirteenth Prince, how is this cousin Junqi?
I can't just listen to your own words.
The key is to see Hetian's opinion.
In addition, is this cousin who was transformed with magic power reliable?
Yes, but if the role of Yunjie's love rival is like a pimple again, he will only show off and show off, and will not speak at all.
This will not be laughed at to death.
Moreover, the purpose of finding this cousin is to stimulate Yun Jie, not to embarrass him.
More importantly, if this cousin can only show his shame, then He Tian must not forget to hate me to death.
She has already said that this This is the last time you believe me, Jun Mo, please, please make this cousin honest and prudent, as well as eloquent."
I smiled pitifully at the bastard, and bowed my hands repeatedly.
"Don't worry, this cousin is very eloquent and has my demeanor.
Even ten of you may not be able to speak well."
"I may not be able to say even ten of them, and your demeanor is first-rate in eloquence.
You are clearly shameless and shameless," I muttered in a low voice.
"I don't know what Wu'er was talking about just now."
"Oh oh oh, it's nothing.
I mean, this cousin must be a serious person.
He cannot be as free and unrestrained as you.
He must know how to take care of his own face.
You can tell at a glance that this person is as elegant and gentle as jade.
You can be romantic and sentimental, but you can’t have a belly filled with chicken intestines and a belly filled with colorful flowers.”
The guy squinted his eyes and smiled meaningfully at me: "Oh, then, in Wu'er's eyes, I am very unruly, with a small belly and a belly full of colorful intestines."
It's so obvious.
The answer is of course yes.
What kind of thing am I?
I haven't figured it out yet in my mind.
I'm asking this knowingly, okay?
Although I couldn’t help but sarcastically criticize this bastard from the bottom of my heart, in order to prevent this bastard from turning his face on me unexpectedly, I had no choice but to smile like a flatterer: "Hehehehehe, how can there be, how can there be, like you How could such a person with such an unusually noble status be so ungrateful, so petty, and full of frivolous things?
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Aren’t I afraid that this cousin has committed a common problem common to ordinary people and will not be able to capture He Tian’s heart in one fell swoop?
" "I think so.
I can't let him be as worldly as you.
Then I ask him to behave more generously."
The bastard pulled his cherry red lips and smiled.
After hearing this, I was speechless.
I could only shake my eyes at him without any concealment, with those big white eyes that could pierce the sky.
While I was getting dressed slowly, I frowned at that bastard Jun Mo and said seriously: "I think that while this cousin can charm thousands of girls, he should also be a little more carefree, just like...
Like a blazing stove, he is warm to everyone, and it is unconditional warmth.
From the first glance, Hetian is not just good to Hetian.
He also has three or four concubines, and his beautiful eyes are looking forward to it, who will it look like?
Only in this way can we inspire Yun Jie's protective desire and make him worry about leaving He Tian to such a person."
"Wu'er, I have always thought that you are as stupid as a pig.
When it comes to using your brain, a pig is far inferior to you.
Now it seems that I have always underestimated you."
Why is this bastard so incapable of speaking?
"Hehehehehe, hasn't the Thirteenth Prince ever heard of a saying called "Great Wisdom Is Like Foolishness"?
I, this is just hidden," I boasted proudly.
"I have never heard of "Great Wisdom Ruo Fool," but I have heard a little bit about "Great Foolishness".
The bastard pulled his cherry red lips and smiled, and added solemnly, "Oh , By the way, it was you, Wu'er, who vividly interpreted this stupid and retarded thing for me, which helped me to have a deeper understanding of this word, and it is simply an unforgettable understanding."
I instantly drooped my face, this bastard, can I strangle him to death while he's still alive?
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