I have a lot of doubts about the cousin that Jun Mo transformed with his magic power.
If he is dull and slow to react, he will really only be embarrassed and laughed at in a generous family.
Then this Wouldn't Hetian blame everything on me again?
In this regard, the person who had the bad luck really said that he could not afford to be hurt.
After breakfast, I stood at the door, looking around with my head out, looking impatient, "Jun Mo, when will that cousin arrive?"
"I don't know," the bastard said leisurely as if it was none of his business while he was sipping tea.
"I don't know what you mean."
I glanced at the bastard and said angrily.
"I don't know what I mean is that if this cousin doesn't get lost, he will definitely be able to arrive before noon.
If unfortunately he gets lost, that's not known."
After hearing this, I wanted to hold my chest and vomit three liters of blood.
This bastard is really unreliable.
"Didn't you use your magic to conjure him up?
You are fully capable of controlling every move he makes.
Now, how can he get lost if he is so good?
Are you probably bluffing me?"
I said angrily to the bastard.
If I can't beat him, at this moment, I really want to rush forward, raise my hand and reward him with dozens of big mouths, so as to vent the burning pain in my stomach caused by him. anger.
"Yes, he was transformed by me using magic.
However, I can only destroy him, but I cannot control him."
"What, you can't control it, are you lying?"
I couldn't help but the corner of my mouth twitched violently.
Sure enough, this bastard never let me down once, and he tried to trick me to death every time without exception.
"Every person in the dream this time was transformed by Hetian's magic power.
It seems that they all have souls and thoughts.
They have the seven emotions and six desires that mortals have.
They also have the bad qualities that mortals have, a little bit.
They are not cold and heartless existences like puppets."
"Uh-huh, so this has something to do with the fact that the cousin you transformed cannot be controlled by you."
I coldly gave the bastard a big white eye.
"It's relevant, of course, it's about the cousin I transformed into.
But like all the people in this dream, he has a soul, thoughts, emotions, and bad nature.
In addition, I worked tirelessly to instill in him Some memories, now, it is no exaggeration to say that this cousin, in this dream, is completely a living person.
Since he is not a puppet, he is almost completely beyond my control. " If you can't control it, you can't control it.
It's okay if you don't admit your incompetence readily.
He actually comes up with such a bunch of gorgeous words to defend himself.
This bastard is really shameless.
Alright I gritted my teeth and smiled at him: "It sounds like I still have to admire your superb magic power."
The bastard smiled triumphantly and shamelessly, "No need to admire, this is an indisputable fact."
This bastard, can't he be a little more skinny and face-conscious?
He's so shameless that he's invincible in the world, okay?
I swallowed the words that I wanted to say and that were still rising in my throat, and waited until this bastard cousin had been embarrassed enough, and then I would never have sex with Jun Mo again.
I stood at the door, and the longer I waited, the more frustrated I became.
My originally bright and bright eyes had completely turned into dull, dead fish eyes at this moment.
The whooshing north wind whistled crazily, making every bone in my body tremble uncontrollably.
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I crossed my arms across my chest and shook vigorously in the wind.
This shaking lasted almost as long as four sticks of incense.
"Wu'er, are you planning to turn into a Wangfu Stone?
Your husband is still sitting here."
The bastard said as if he was watching the excitement.
He glanced at me first, and then his eyes fell firmly on On the scroll in hand.
"Didn't you say that Fan Chongcheng is very close to Huimeng City?
Then what about the cousin you transformed?
He has been on the road since early morning.
Now, where is he rushing to?
Isn't it true?
It's just such an unlucky thing that I got lost."
I said as if to accuse that bastard.
"This is very possible."
"Is it possible that when this cousin came out, you forgot to equip him with a brain?"
"I have to look pure and honest, with a strong scholarly aura, and also have to be a bit silly.
Isn't it all based on your request?"
The bastard tugged on his cherry red lips and rushed with a proud look on his face.
Smiling at me.
I was about to explode with anger, "No, what does this stupidity have to do with getting lost?"
"It matters, it matters greatly" "What does it have to do with it?"
I put on an open-minded and inquiring attitude, with a pious look on my face.
Unexpectedly, that bastard just pulled his lips and smiled at me, like those monks and Taoists in our human world, and said seriously, "This is a heavenly secret and must not be leaked."
After hearing this, I couldn't help but feel completely messed up in the wind, and my chin almost hit the ground.
I guess in terms of shamelessness, this bastard is ranked second, and no one in the world dares to be ranked first.
If this bastard is so unreliable, then the cousin he transformed will definitely be even more unreliable.
When I think of this, I can't help but feel completely relieved.
I don't dare to hold on to this cousin in the slightest.
I'm thinking about it, and even praying fiercely in my heart, let him just keep getting lost like this, lest he really embarrass himself in front of everyone, which will only increase Hehe's disgust towards me.
I stepped forward and said to the bastard: "How about we don't let this cousin come?
That Yunjie's thoughts are really too perverted.
I tried to stimulate He Tian several times before, but he didn't.
He has always been indifferent.
This time, even if we increase the stakes and use harsh moves, he may not be moved.
After thinking about it, I think it is better to try that foolproof method."
"How can you put aphrodisiac aphrodisiac in Yunjie's wine, and then ask Hetian to put down his daughter's attitude and take the initiative to seduce him.
In this way, Zhou Wu will be cooked and cooked.
You've given up on this idea completely."
Well, Hetian is not as wild and uninhibited as you.
It's unseemly and dirty to ask her to do something like this.
If she does something extremely dirty and obscene, I'm afraid that instead of obediently complying, she will directly commit suicide."
The bastard smiled at me as if he was looking at the fun, hit me hard on the head with the book, and continued to add, "However, before she commits suicide, she will definitely make you, a dog-headed military advisor, look good."
I calmly gave that bastard Jun Mo a big eye roll, "Who said that the foolproof method I mentioned is this?"
"Oh, besides this, what other bad idea can there be?"
I suppressed the anger in my heart, smiled flatteringly, and kept rubbing the shoulders of that bastard Jun Mo: "Hehehehehe, this method will definitely be foolproof, but" "Nothing" "However, this requires your full cooperation."
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"Oh" the bastard said as if it had nothing to do with him.
"What do you mean?
You should say that as long as you are needed, you will go through fire and water without hesitation."
"Then you should tell me first and see if this method will go too bad."
"No, no, and I guarantee you will get what you want."
I gave a long and puzzling pause, and then continued, "You also know that if a great responsibility is to be given to this person, he must first work hard and work hard.
His muscles and bones are starved of his skin, his body is depleted, and his actions are disturbed, so his mind and forbearance are moved to gain what he cannot.”
"Speak human language" "Uh-huh, what I mean is, look, Yunjie likes you so much, and you are interested in him.
Instead of wasting so much time and energy on taking advantage of Hetian, I might as well give you some grievances and take down Yunjie myself.
"Jie" The bastard had a look of despair on his face, pointed at the door with his finger, and growled feebly at me: "Get out!"
"As long as you marry Yunjie, Hetian's dream, no matter how infatuated it is, will definitely be completely shattered into pieces."
"Get out!"
the bastard roared feebly at me again.
I completely ignored the bastard's completely darkened face and continued to talk to myself: "It's just a marriage.
What a simple thing.
Besides, haven't you always coveted other people's beauty?
Now, I’ve given you a great opportunity to be with him, why don’t you appreciate it so much?”
Jun Mo gritted his teeth and smiled at me: "Since you are so free, madam, you might as well go clean the toilet barrel in the house, so that you can find something to do."
After that, this bastard summoned a group of guards with lightning speed and ordered them to collect all the toilet barrels in the house and send them to the toilet for me to clean them.
I smiled at that bastard in a flattering way, laughing so hard that tears almost rolled down my face: "Husband, are you kidding me?
I don't dare to say anything nonsense anymore."
"All of this is fake."
I just breathed a sigh of relief and secretly lamented that this bastard still has a little bit of conscience, when the bastard continued, "That's weird."
"Remember to clean it up."
The bastard waved his hand at me repeatedly, smiling wildly like a villain.
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