I stared straight at the closed vermilion door without even blinking.
My mouth was wide open, unable to utter a complete sentence for a long time.
Xiao Dezi stooped, holding on to his waist with one hand, staggering and limping forward, leaning close to my ear, and said cautiously: "Master, according to what you just saw, you The image in the mind of Lord Xiangguo can be called It has been completely ruined.
Now, he has put on such an unwelcome and extremely disgusting attitude towards you.
If we knock on the door forcefully, there is no guarantee that the people in the house will not He’s so crazy that he opened the door for us and let the dogs out.”
"It's all that bastard's fault.
If it weren't for him, how could I have fallen into this situation?
Isn't that bastard just a coquettish bastard?
His character is so low, why are they still doing it one by one?
I regard him as precious as a treasure and love him to death.
Could it be that he used some evil way to deceive people's hearts?"
I had a puzzled look on my face, and the more I thought about it, the more incredible it became.
I've obviously ruined that bastard's reputation, but instead of hating that bastard, they sincerely defended him.
They even defended him by targeting me.
It was almost like hell.
Because I am somewhat self-aware, I know that if I continue to entangle myself from here, not only will I not be able to enter the prime minister's palace, but I will also be unable to get any good fruits to eat.
At the least, I will be beaten up by the guards inside, and at worst, I will be just like a little boy.
As Dezi said, there is no guarantee that the people in the house will not be so crazy that they open the door to us and let the dogs loose.
This wise and wise ancestor has already said before, "A good man never suffers the loss of his eyes."
"If you keep the green hills, you won't be afraid of running out of firewood.
Even if you don't enter the Prime Minister's Mansion, according to my cleverness, there are many ways to see that bastard.
When the time comes, Still Thinking of being able to successfully send him back to the South China Sea, I let out a long sigh of relief, and the big stone in my heart fell steadily to the ground.
I couldn't help but start to smile and feel proud, so I greeted Xiao Dezi and the others to go ahead.
Back home I asked Xiao Dezi and the others to pay more attention to the goings-on in the Prime Minister's Mansion and wait patiently, but I don't believe it.
That bastard can still stay in the Prime Minister's Mansion and not come out.
Clinker, this thing didn't go as smoothly as I thought.
That bastard could really stay in the Prime Minister's Mansion and not come out.
One, two, three, four, five, six days passed in a row, let alone seeing the bastard alive.
No one can even touch a corner of his clothes.
I saw it outside the Prime Minister's Mansion, which made me very melancholy.
I even felt like I was dead for a while, and I didn't know where I was going when I left.
When I thought of that bastard hiding in the Prime Minister's Mansion like a shrunken turtle, he refused to come out.
I couldn't help but feel miserable for a while.
I entered Cuifeng Tower and just turned into the upper room.
Suddenly, I caught sight of the eight young men who were holding the girl in their arms and teasing them happily.
Moreover, each of them had taken off most of their clothes. , Da La La Tian shamelessly exposed most of his shoulders.
I stayed on the spot and coughed violently again and again.
As a result, not only did they not show any restraint, but they also intensified their efforts, burying their heads deeply into the chest of the girl in my arms like gnawing pig trotters. , pressing their collarbones and biting them That fragrant scene was much more thrilling than seeing that bastard Jun Mo get out of the bath naked.
It was so exciting that I almost couldn't hold it back, so I sprayed three feet of nosebleeds.
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, it's so outrageous and unseemly, it's so unbearable to watch, it makes all the scholars feel sick."
The little Dezi beside him was pulling his sleeves carelessly to wipe the nosebleed on his face, while he was indignant.
Talking.
"I can't bear to look at you, please move your eyes a little.
Why are you staring so straight at Zuo?"
I looked at Xiao Dezi with disdain, and couldn't help but feel deeply speechless.
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"As the most loyal and loyal servant around me, I follow me into indecent places like Hualiu Lane all day long.
Although I only tease the girls with words, I never touch or touch them. , it’s just about etiquette, but eventually there will be a One day, I will definitely be as er, bastard as they are today, and maybe even more bastard than they are.
Before that day really comes, I should just watch them and open my eyes, so as not to be unprepared when the time comes.
I panicked and embarrassed you so much."
Xiao Dezi's face was not red, his heart was not beating, he was not out of breath, and he spoke confidently and logically.
After hearing these words, the corners of my mouth couldn't help but twitch in an almost crazy way, and I wanted to hold my chest and vomit three liters of blood.
"Hehehehehe" I shouted, trying my best to make a string of sharp and harsh laughter, which made the eight young men stop their mouth movements and raised their heads to look at me.
"Hey, isn't this Master Wu?
What evil wind brought you here?"
Jin Shifan said in a sinister tone, squinting his beautiful peach blossom eyes and looking at me with a slight frown.
He looked uncaring at first glance.
Good intentions.
"Ahem, cough, cough, brother Shifan really can't speak.
I want to come to see you, so it's natural for me to do so.
How can I not be evil?"
I pulled my lips and smiled as hard as I could.
He found an empty seat and sat on it.
Seeing that they were all just stunned in their seats, holding the beauty in their arms and looking me up and down with their eyes, without saying a word, this scene was really embarrassing for a moment.
In order to break the silence, I coughed lightly first, and then took the initiative to find a topic.
My face was completely white, and my lips and cheeks were smeared with rouge that only women would use.
At first glance, it looked like He's a dead eunuch.
At first glance, you can tell that it is a proper medicine jar.
He is only in his early twenties, frail and old, as if he is in his forties or fifties.
Moreover, his hair has been falling out in handfuls, and now only an extremely impressive amount of hair is left.
Locks, all depends on wearing a wig to maintain your appearance Wen Ruyu, who pretended to be a normal person, said with great concern: "Brother Wen is so thin that only his bones are like dry firewood.
His body has been completely hollowed out.
He relies on century-old ginseng and thousand-year-old Ganoderma lucidum to relieve his pain every day."
With that tone hanging on the ground, It's all like this, why don't you know how to restrain yourself a little and just rest in the house for a while?
Why do you still go out with your brothers to have fun, and don't worry that one of them will be too excited and die suddenly under the beauty's pomegranate skirt?"
After hearing this, Wen Ruyu was stunned for a moment, and then put on a look of seeing ghosts on his face, and then his hand slipped, and the beauty in his arms fell straight to the ground like a stone, so almost the whole room For a long time, her heart-wrenching and hysterical howling like a pig was lingering in the room.
She was still like a loach, with one hand stroking her buttocks and the other supporting her waist.
Her whole body couldn't stop squirming here and there. past.
As for Wen Ruyu, she wasn't much better either.
She covered her mouth with a handkerchief and coughed violently in the dark, even coughing up blood.
As soon as she saw the blood, Wen Ruyu's hands began to shake wildly uncontrollably.
Finally, she couldn't hold it back anymore, her eyesight went black, and she fell down on the chair and passed out.
It was just a small joke, but I didn't expect Wen Ruyu's reaction to be so big.
This really shocked me and everyone present.
They were all dumbfounded.
They looked at Wen Ruyu for a while, and then for a while.
My jaw almost hit the ground.
Fortunately, Xiao Dezi reacted in time and suggested that Wen Ruyu should be taken to the hospital to have a good look at a doctor.
Of course, although the seven young men usually called Wen Ruyu brothers and sisters, this was just superficial.
It has reached this moment.
No one is willing to step forward and carry Wen Ruyu to the hospital.
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They refuse each other, and finally this important task falls inhumanely on those delicate and fragile girls.
A second ago, they were hugging each other and hugging each other, but now they were asked to painfully carry a big man who had passed out.
Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk.
"Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, Master Wu, you're not coming right now, why did you almost kill someone when you came?"
Qian Manguan showed his big gold teeth that dazzled people's eyes, and charged at me.
He said as if asking for guilt.
"Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe" I can't help it.
Fortunately, I came in time.
If I hadn't come, you would have been in full swing and flirting with the girl in your arms.
Maybe if Brother Wen's little body couldn't help it, he would have died suddenly under his pomegranate skirt. , when the time comes, I am afraid that none of the brothers here will be able to escape responsibility, and may even be dragged and beaten up by Brother Wen's family members.
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe.
It's just in time."
I laughed at the top of my voice in embarrassment.
"Young Master Wu hasn't come to see our brothers for a long time.
We thought you didn't want to be with us, and you were ready to become a good man and just read books about saints and sages."
Yue Jiuzhang shook the fan in his hand.
The handle was inlaid with colorful gemstones that reflected colorful fragments of light.
Although it was so gorgeous, it felt prickly and looked like a somewhat nondescript fan.
He pulled his lips and smiled at me in an extremely ungrateful manner.
"No, no, there's nothing wrong with my mind, and I don't have any trouble thinking about it.
How could I waste a lot of good time instead of wasting it, and instead concentrate on reading some crappy book?
Brother Jiuzhang really looks down on me too much.
Sorry, I’m really ashamed, I’m ashamed.”
I pretended to be polite.
While everyone here was eating the delicacies on the table with great interest, I suddenly said: "Brothers, I have something to ask for.
I don't know whether I should say it or not."
"If you don't want to talk about it, don't talk about it.
Come on, eat, eat, eat."
Dai Wangzong ate happily, then directly picked up the plate and pulled all the braised pork into the plate in front of him.
These extremely uncooperative words left me speechless.
Then, I still said calmly: "Although it is inappropriate to say it, after all, these brothers are not outsiders.
How can I go behind my brothers' backs in anything?"
The truth, so I thought about it over and over again and decided to just tell it."
"What on earth is going on?"
Jia Guangcai was chewing braised pig's trotters while turning his deeply bowed head up ninety degrees.
His chin was facing me and his eyes were looking straight at me.
"Brothers also know that Jun Mo's bastard uh uh uh uh uh uh, no, what I mean is that the young master Jun who just came here has a life-saving grace for me, but I have never been able to repay it.
Some time ago, because I was really Too much of a bastard, a drunken man directly disrupted the birthday banquet of my uncle Xiangguo, and almost made him angry to death.
Even now, he is still petty and unreasonable and refuses to forgive me, and he is determined not to allow him to enter their prime minister's house.
I wanted to thank him in person, but I never had the chance.
Therefore, I boldly asked my brothers to come out on my behalf and invite Mr.
Jun out, so that I could express my gratitude to him.
Let him express his gratitude."
"I think it's true that Young Master Wu wants to express his gratitude to Mr.
Jun.
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Is it true?
That day, I heard that on the street, Mr.
Wu, regardless of whether it was in public or not, hugged and hugged Mr.
Jun directly.
I hugged you back and pounced on you.
I heard that Mr.
Jun refused you sternly, but you still shamelessly followed him.
From this, it seems that what he said is true."
Fu Ruhai raised his orchid finger and pointed at me, There was also a string of extremely charming and horrifying laughter that only a dead eunuch could have.
After hearing this, the other young men were startled for a moment, and then they couldn't hold it back and spit out everything in their mouths.
They couldn't help coughing violently, and their whole faces were almost covered.
I'm about to cough up the color of pig liver.
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, I didn't expect that Young Master Wu, who usually brought out the Zhou family rules as a pretext and resolutely refused to molest the girl, would actually say this.
After all, the pretty face is too charming, even if it can be called The most beautiful woman in the country, in front of him, must not be able to help but feel inferior to Master Wu, who has good taste and good taste.
However, there are many ladies in the capital, but they are determined not to marry except that pretty boy.
"Master Wu likes him, but he has to compete with many, many, many women."
Zhao Jinshan couldn't help but hold his stomach and laughed inappropriately.
"It's a pity that we didn't have the opportunity to see with our own eyes the magnificent scene of Mr.
Wu being so courteous to a man that day.
If we invite Mr.
Jun here another day, Mr.
Wu can open our eyes," Jin Shifan quickly agreed. .
These young men said something extremely vulgar to me, laughed so hard that their stomachs twitched, and even laughed so hard one by one that they fell off their feet.
I was powerless to say anything, so I could only roll my eyes at them unabashedly and wildly, with eyes that could pierce the sky.
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