When they were laughing so hard that they were holding their stomachs that were twitching again and again, and collapsed on the chairs, unable to say a word anymore, at this time, I said to them in a most sincere and solemn voice: " All brothers I misunderstood.
How could a person like me, who behaves and sits upright and is mentally normal, be so blind that he likes Mr.
Jun who is a weirdo in every aspect?
No, no, no.
I won’t even die.”
"Hahahahahaha, Master Wu, please don't defend yourself.
We are not dull and pedantic people.
We all understand.
We understand, but we never expected that you, who always seem to be down-to-earth and steady, would be so disrespectful.
It’s really courageous and commendable to take the ordinary path and bravely break through the worldly view to enjoy this life.”
Yue Jiuzhang held his stomach and pulled his sleeves to wipe the tears from the corners of his eyes.
"Master Wu, we are all brothers after all.
Last time, you wanted to marry your lively and womanly sisters to us, but your sister was too high-minded and looked down on us, so you let us We narrowly escaped being killed by them The tragic ending of torture in death, and now, you can't marry your sister, and you personally take action, trying to laugh us to death, what kind of peace of mind do you have?"
Jia Guangcai laughed so hard that he rolled directly from his chair to the ground, his voice weak.
Floating weakly from under the table.
"Usually, you are a sissy, and you look like a woman with delicate features.
That's all.
Now, you actually like men.
If your father unfortunately finds out about it, he will have to hang you up.
The whip will be struck hard on you until you are beaten to death.
Master Wu, you are miserable, you are miserable.
However, we are all brothers after all, so just relax.
When your scandal is exposed and you are beaten to death by your father, we will never watch your body exposed on the street, and we will definitely send you to death.
On the last journey, I will collect your body for you and let you rest in peace."
Dai Wangzong smiled happily, and the more he laughed, the more gloating he became.
"However, Master Wu, you are already facing many difficulties when you are with that Mr.
Jun, which is not tolerated by the world.
What's more, he still dislikes you so much.
From the beginning to the end, you are the only one who wants to shave your head.
You are hot-headed, and others are indifferent and cold.
From this point of view, if you want to cultivate with him, it will be harder, harder, harder than reaching heaven."
Qian Manguan shook his head and sighed wildly.
The more they discussed, the more excited they became.
They completely ignored the fact that their faces were completely drooped, and they looked so stinky that they couldn't bear to look at them.
They were completely hopeless.
At one point, they wanted to just hit me to death, and they kept saying: How could they not help me when it comes to my brothers?
The way they chose to help me was to let me seek happiness on my own.
However, no matter how desperate I am in the future, don’t forget that they will always help me. give me moral support Listening to them chattering noisily and discussing something crazily in front of me, making me feel crazy and disgusting, I really wanted to rush forward and kill them one by one. strangled to death.
Their voices were so noisy that I couldn't even interrupt, so I just picked up a plate and dropped it heavily to the ground.
As soon as the plate hit the ground, it immediately fell apart and shattered into pieces.
"A loud noise deeply shocked everyone present.
They immediately suppressed their voices, and the whole room instantly became silent.
Each one of them remained motionless, their eyes looking at me up and down, as if they were looking at a stranger.
I coughed heavily first, then pulled my lips and said with a bad smile: "Brothers, you have misunderstood.
Even if I fall in love with you, I will never fall in love with that Jun Mo.
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After all, compared with him, your His temperament is warmer and cooler, which makes me like him even more."
After hearing this, all the young and old present immediately looked as if they had seen a ghost, and the corners of their mouths couldn't help but twitch crazily.
They tried their best to move their bodies away from me, and even more.
What's too much is that she wraps up her clothes again and again like a decent woman.
"Uh uh uh uh uh, I suddenly remembered that if I don't rush home as soon as possible today, it's getting late and my legs will be broken.
So I'll take my leave now.
Let's meet another day.
Let's get together some other time."
After saying that, Yue Jiuzhang stood up from his chair, and then rushed towards the door like an arrow in the wind, as if fleeing for safety.
"Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, it's getting late, Master Wu, let's get together another day, let's get together another day."
The rest of the people said in unison, and then, just like Yue Jiuzhang just did, they stood up from their chairs one by one.
He stood up quickly, and then rushed towards the door like an arrow, scrambling for the first place, as if he would eat them if he continued right here.
Suddenly, a group of grown men all gathered in front of the door and blocked it there.
No one could open the door, but I walked calmly, step by step.
The ground was approaching towards them, causing all of them to have extremely vigilant expressions on their faces, just like a decent woman who encountered a gangster, pitifully folding her hands on her chest, no matter what, she looked like a An attitude of defiance.
"What I mean is that I am very normal and will not look down on you brothers, let alone that bastard."
I said confidently.
After hearing this, they all breathed a long sigh of relief, and the tight strings in their hearts began to relax.
Then, they surrounded me and returned to the chair to sit down.
"Hehehehehe, really, Master Wu likes to breathe heavily when he talks.
He almost scared us to death just now."
Yue Jiuzhang stroked his hands with his palms and before he could calm down, he was still "chugging, chugging, chugging" almost crazy.
His heart was racing, and he smiled at me.
"How can this be blamed on my younger brother?
It's obvious that each of my brothers is too vulgar and has some dirty thoughts in their heads all day long," I said angrily.
Next, whether it was against their will or not, they gave me a lot of compliments, and then we were in harmony as before.
"Master Wu, I brought that Mr.
Jun out just to express my gratitude to him for saving my life," Yue Jiuzhang cautiously said to me.
I raised my eyebrows and smiled, "Otherwise, if I want to marry him back to our Zhou family, I should let my brothers take me to marry him."
"Hehehehehe, Master Wu is really good at joking, really good at joking."
Yue Jiuzhang smiled and slapped my shoulder hard again and again.
The force was so strong that I could not help but grimace in pain.
It felt like The bones on his shoulders were about to be smashed to pieces by him.
"However, I heard that the old man of your Zhou family, under the pretext of asking your sisters to repay Mr.
Jun's life-saving grace for you, is searching everywhere for a matchmaker with a sharp tongue.
Let them face each other together Young Master Zhujun has come to promise me his life.
Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk. birthplace After more than ten years of life, he married them to Mr.
Jun without being picky at all.
All of a sudden, seventeen of them were married together.
I really don’t know whether your old man wants to repay his kindness or revenge."
Yue Jiuzhang kept chattering.
As he spoke, he saw I looked at him with anger and immediately changed my words, "Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, I mean, since the old master has arranged so well for you, why should Master Wu bother to repay the favor?
It’s obvious that this is unnecessary.”
"Brothers, do you think my little brother is the kind of person who knows how to repay a favor and acts like this?
Tell the truth, brothers.
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In fact, repaying a favor is a lie.
It is true that you want to drive that bastard out of the capital."
I ignored everyone's vote for me.
The extremely surprised look came over and he was drinking tea by himself.
"Isn't he your savior?
What on earth provoked you to the point where you couldn't tolerate him?"
Yue Jiuzhang opened his mouth in confusion.
"You don't like someone, do you need a reason?"
I asked confidently without blushing, my heart not beating, and my breath not coming out.
"Hehehehe, no need, no need, of course no need."
Yue Jiuzhang smiled innocently at me.
"So, brothers, are you going to help or not?"
"Help, help, help, I will definitely help," Yue Jiuzhang responded immediately, "If I offend you, Young Master Wu, I have offended us, several of our brothers, not to mention the entire capital, even the capital.
Even if he is a hundred feet away, he will not be able to stand down even if he is disciplined," Yue Jiuzhang vowed.
"It is enough to make Master Wu's eyes unbearable, which is enough to prove that the pretty boy has successfully offended Master Wu, and that this offence is really serious.
How about we deceive the pretty boy first, and then give him pain?"
A beating that completely disfigured his monster's face, and even his biological father and mother couldn't see it, so that's great."
Qian Manguan smiled at me as if to please, revealing his big gold teeth.
I beat him up so hard that his entire evil face was completely disfigured.
Even his biological father and mother couldn't tell.
I don't know how many times I have done this kind of thing in my dreams, but I can't stand this bastard.
He is not a human being, but he also possesses superb spiritual power.
It would be extremely difficult to destroy his appearance.
In the end, not only could his appearance not be destroyed, but his own appearance would also be added to it.
Thinking about that bastard's bad temper, being violent and unreasonable, and showing no mercy at all, I couldn't help but feel a chill running through my bones.
"Uh uh uh uh uh, no need.
Brothers only need to be responsible for leading him out.
The rest will be left to my younger brother."
"That Mr.
Jun has offended you like this, why should you be so merciful to him?"
Yue Jiuzhang paused for a long time, then said with a bad smile, "Could it be that you really have a crush on his male charms?"
"What nonsense are you talking about?
That bastard is very skilled in martial arts.
If he takes action, let alone you guys, even if the Royal Guards around His Majesty the Emperor come together, it will only take a matter of minutes for that bastard to defeat them.
Since we can't use force, then we I can only try to reason with him," I said seriously.
"What if he doesn't listen to reason, what should we do?"
Yue Jiuzhang asked me seriously.
"Hey hey hey hey hey, this is not simple.
Since the honest method won't work, then let's use a little trick.
Various anesthetics are used in turn.
I don't believe that he can't be charmed."
I was extremely arrogant.
He laughed heartily, and even got carried away with his laughter at one point.
Under my strong encouragement, these young men readily agreed.
After having a good meal and wine, they first dressed themselves up, then carried large and small bags of things and went to the Prime Minister's Mansion. visit, and I, then Tong Xiaodezi hid mysteriously behind the big tree opposite the Prime Minister's Mansion, stretched his neck, and tried to spy on every move on the other side.
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After the guards informed them, their uncle agreed to meet them, and they entered the Prime Minister's Mansion in a dignified manner.
I squatted on the ground covered with Xiao Dezi's clothes, cracking melon seeds leisurely, and began to wait for a long time.
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