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Chapter 429: A flower is inserted in cow dung


If this situation at this moment is a dream, it must be a top-notch gorgeous and psychedelic dream.

I would rather be buried in it for the rest of my life and never wake up again.

Lou Xiyu's handsome face reflected in my eyes, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but curve into a happy arc.

And he also stared at me very tenderly, his eyes were like water, and like moonlight pouring quietly over the valley.

In short, he was full of poetic and picturesque feeling, which almost made me unable to hold back at all.

Just go crazy with joy I was still smiling stupidly at Lou Xiyu, when that bastard Jun Mo suddenly got up and walked over, and then pinched my arm hard and annoyingly.

The pain was so painful that tears welled up in my eyes.

I looked at him angrily with flaming eyes, wishing I could immediately kill this bastard who should have been chopped into charcoal by the rolling thunder.

Cut them into pieces and then throw them into the mountains and forests to feed wild dogs.

I just opened my mouth up and down, and before I could fully express to him the raging resentment deep in my heart, this bastard rushed to me and said, "Wuer The man who smiled just now had a crazy look on his face.

He was really ugly, just like a pug sticking out his tongue and barking.

It was simply unsightly.

I believe that after Brother Lou took a look at it, he would definitely want to poke his eyes out immediately.

He has two eyes and has nightmares all night long."

At the end, he did not forget to add this solemnly, "I'm really sorry for Brother Lou."

After that, the bastard started to show off again.

In recognition of his superb acting skills, he pulled his sleeves to wipe away the insignificant tears on his face.

After hearing these words, I wanted to immediately hold my chest and vomit three liters of blood.

At this moment, I wanted to strangle this bastard to death, and at one time, I felt so strong.

The bastard, who showed unabashed contempt and disgust for me, a big guy like me, was completely indifferent and smiled at me and said: "Go back, I'll give you what you just said."

Draw it and stick it on the door to ward off ghosts and evil spirits."

After hearing these words, I couldn't hold it back.

Suddenly, everything went dark in front of me.

I almost fell to the ground and died.

The corners of my mouth felt like convulsions.

I was on the verge of madness and twitched for a while.

At one point, I almost twitched.

So tired that the whole face was distorted and deformed.

That's all, this dog bit me, no matter what, I can't bite him back.

Thinking of this, I angrily gave the bastard who was smiling with a face full of ambition and a big white eye that could pierce the sky, covered my chest with my palms, and took a deep breath.

Then he turned around and left, never wanting to look at this bastard again.

Clinker, he was not happy when I left like this.

He grabbed my wrist fiercely and said resentfully to me: "Wu'er really has no conscience.

Everyone in the hall went to propose a toast." , but ignored me.”

Rao I had tried my best to struggle, but in the end, I couldn't free myself from that bastard's hand, so I yelled at him angrily: "You are sick and should not drink alcohol." " After hearing what I said, that bastard's whole face turned into a sunflower with a smile, "You care about me."

"The tone was full of joy that was so strong that it couldn't be concealed at all.

I sneered at the top of my lungs "Hehehehehe" for a long time, and then with a scowl on my face, I said angrily to the bastard: "You are thinking too much."

After that, I did not forget to be very generous to him.

He rolled his eyes wildly.

"Since you're not worried about me, you'd better serve me a drink."

"Hehehehehe, I dare to respect you, but do you dare to drink it?"

I tried my best to restrain myself from running wild like a wild horse in Rendu's second pulse.

He was speaking angrily at that bastard with a wave of resentment.

"Oh, why don't I dare to do that?"

That bastard insisted on breaking the casserole and asked me relentlessly.

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"Before you drank, you were still a beast.

After drinking, you will only become more beastly.

I'm afraid that you will show your true colors and show your true self and ruin my wedding banquet." " "If I remember correctly, the last birthday party of Uncle Su and the last birthday party of Grandpa Zhou showed their true colors, but Wu'er and I have always had very good wines."

This bastard, why do I want to kill him so much?

Why do I think so?

I was forced to have no choice but to toast this bastard.

First I gritted my teeth and pulled my lips and smiled, then said "please", and then secretly poured the wine in the glass. on the ground This bastard looked at the wetness on the ground and refused to give up.

He insisted that I was extremely perfunctory and dishonest to him.

And I just pulled my lips and smiled speechlessly, "Hehehehehe, for a black-hearted bastard like you who only knows how to mess around and deserves to be struck by a thousand knives and lightning, you should be extremely perfunctory and insincere.

If you are not perfunctory and sincere, then the sun will come out in the west."

After hearing what I said, the bastard put on the air of a bitter woman, and kept talking in my ears about my ruthlessness and senselessness.

He kept saying this extremely derogatory word.

My ears were buzzing and buzzing, causing my ears to buzz and buzz for a while, as if a swarm of bees had built a nest inside, and my head was buzzing again and again.

The throbbing pain was so intense that I was about to explode on the spot.

Seeing that this bastard was like a dog-skin plaster, clinging to me, no matter how hard I tried, I could only get rid of one of them, so I immediately got annoyed, poured myself a glass of wine without saying a word, and then I drank it down, and the spicy taste forced me to cry on the spot, and my stomach felt very burning.

I shook the empty wine glass again and again in front of that bastard, and said angrily to him: "Now, you are satisfied."

That bastard's entire face was darkened again and again, almost to the point where thick ink was coming out from it, "You know, that's not what I meant."

"Hehehehehe, Mr.

Jun is really good at joking.

How do I know what you mean?

Besides, I'm too lazy to find out.

Now that the wine has been toasted, you should let go of your hand."

Seeing that the bastard was still stuck there like a wooden stake, without any intention to let go, so I continued: "I don't want to spread any rumors about the broken sleeves with you.

After all, Among those rumors, it was me who was shameless and hooked up with you who is a gentleman.

Sister Jie'er is right next to you.

If you do this, she will misunderstand."

After that, I started struggling fiercely again.

But that bastard was still not in a hurry to let go, and said shamelessly to me, Te Tian: "Since you know that you have been rumored to have your sleeves cut off, you should be more reserved and restrained.

It's okay to ruin my reputation.

Don't do it."

I dragged Mr.

Lou into this muddy water."

After hearing these words, I wished I could immediately throw away everything that was inappropriate or inappropriate, and immediately transform into a beast on the spot, pounce on this bastard fiercely, and then use his...

His evil face was so disfigured that even his father, mother, and eighteen generations of ancestors could not recognize him.

I was too lazy to continue to argue with this bastard, so I waved "I know" to him as perfunctorily as possible, then I freed my wrist and walked away as if I was running for my life.

By the time the toast was almost finished, I was already tipsy and my whole face turned red.

So I just went ahead and pretended to be drunk.

With support, he staggered towards the door.

After the biting north wind outside the door blew in my face, I suddenly woke up a lot, stood upright, relaxed my steps and walked forward in stride, while Xiao Dezi stretched out his hand nervously.

He came to grab my arm, as if he was afraid that I would accidentally fall to the ground and die.

"Master, are you going to find the young lady to enter the bridal chamber now?"

Xiao Dezi He was gloating at me and grinning with his lips pulled back.

It was as cheap as he was.

It is estimated that at this moment, he must have been overjoyed in his heart.

After all, he was extremely unlucky to marry that ugly woman.

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The person is not him, but me.

After hearing these words, my whole face was filled with a look of hell, and my chin almost hit the ground.

I first gouged him out with a sharp eye knife, and then said angrily: "Otherwise , Young Master, I will give you this opportunity.

You can go to this bridal chamber."

Xiao Dezi quickly waved his hands and declined: "Sir, you can't say such nonsense.

If you don't give in to any opportunity, you must be drunk and confused."

I just opened my mouth up and down, and before I had time to say even half a word, to fully express to Xiao Dezi how serious my decision was, just at this moment, there was a burst of noise, like a tide, quickly The overwhelming sky and darkness overwhelmed me and Xiao Dezi, and then, the eight dandy young men surrounded us one after another.

After Xu and Weishe exchanged polite greetings for a long time, Qian Manguan put on a show of asking for justice, and said to me in a reproachful tone: "Young Master of Wu University, you have caused so much suffering to my brothers."

Suddenly I heard such a meaningless statement, and I couldn't help being completely surprised.

I said in a daze: "Brother Qian must have been drinking heavily tonight, and he is talking nonsense."

"Young Master from Wuhan University, you have the nerve to say that," Zhao Jinshan said angrily at me.

At this moment, Monk Zhanger and I were even more confused, "What on earth did I do?

As the saying goes, people don't tell secrets.

Brothers, please just recruit them all and stop playing charades with me."

"That tall and strong one named Lin, tsk tsk tsk tsk, tsk tsk, tsk tsk, tsk tsk, looks really ugly.

With such beauty, she is so miserable and ugly, how can you bear to let your brothers seduce her?"

Jia Guangcai looked very emotional.

As he spoke, a look of disgust appeared on his face.

"That's right, even the young master from Wuhan University looks down on his brothers too much.

He thinks that we are dogs and just eat shit.

We are very picky, okay?"

Dai Wangzong agreed repeatedly.

"Hehehehehe, how can you blame me for this?

A long time ago, I solemnly followed your instructions and emphasized to you again and again, That Lin Dazhuang is really ugly.

I want you to be fully mentally prepared before hooking up with her.

It's obvious that you didn't listen and had high expectations for that Lin Dazhuang.

How can you blame me for this?

On the head, it’s really unreasonable.”

I defended myself confidently.

"Although that's the case, who would have expected that your Zhou family's approach to choosing a daughter-in-law would be so strange.

You would not choose a decent-looking one, but you would choose such a crooked melon and cracked jujube.

I pity your graceful Wu Da.

"Young Master, now a flower is going to be stuck in cow dung."

Jin Shifan held his stomach and laughed, his whole face completely distorted with laughter.

The rest of the dandy young men followed suit and laughed wildly, even making pig-killing noises.

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