Listening to the loud and thunderous laughter, my whole face couldn't help but darken again and again, and it was almost like thick ink could bloom from it.
I said angrily to Jin Shifan: "Since Brother Jin I am so happy that I am so happy, otherwise, I will give you this cow dung."
After hearing what I said, Jin Shifan couldn't hold it back and choked violently on his own saliva.
He coughed for a long time, covering his entire face.
It turned into the color of pig liver, and my heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys almost all coughed up.
"Hehehehehe, if you like it so much, just take it.
Why should Brother Jin be so excited that he behaves like this?"
I folded my arms in front of my chest and said cool words to Jin Shifan. \ "Cough cough cough cough cough farewell, Young Master of Wu University, you'd better accept this cow dung with a smile.
I'm just a normal person, I don't have that blessing anyway, I can't stand it, I can't stand it."
Jin Shi Fan put on a serious posture and waved his hands at me to refuse.
"Brother Qian, why don't you come?"
After hearing my words, Qian Manguan immediately suppressed his smile, and as if avoiding the plague god, he jumped three feet away in an exaggerated way.
"Brother Fu, why don't you come?"
Fu Ruhai also immediately jumped three feet away.
"Brother Zhao, you better do it" Zhao Jinshan also immediately jumped three feet away.
"Wear" Before I could say the word "brother", Dai Wangzong jumped three feet away.
With a look of despair on my face, I weakly glanced at Yue Jiuzhang, Wen Ruyu, and Jia Guangcai.
As a result, this glance was extremely lethal.
They jumped back three feet together in tacit understanding. , I was left stuck in place, my whole body was not well, and I was completely messed up in the biting north wind.
Every time I took a step forward, the eight big living people took a big step back nervously.
They were afraid of avoiding me, so I coughed heavily, and then said to them solemnly.
They said: "It's so good.
What are you hiding from?
My younger brother is not a man-eating monster."
"Are you a man-eating monster?
But that pile of cow dung in your house is even scarier and more ferocious than a man-eating monster.
Look, young master Wu Da, you have already worshiped me.
The couple got married and took on the status of husband and wife.
Simply accept this fate obediently and stop pushing that cow dung around.
Let your brothers be embarrassed along with being disgusted."
Fu Ruhai smiled at me with a doggy look on his lips, and the meaning of flattery in it was so strong that it couldn't be concealed at all.
In the end, he did not forget to be solemn.
He added, "After all, brothers and wives are not to be bullied.
You will not let your brothers become beasts in the eyes of others, and be eaten together with you, whose reputation has been completely ruined and stinking."
If you have nothing to do, just love the villagers who chew and spit all day long and break their spines alive."
"That's right, that's right."
The other seven people stood up and agreed, nodding like chickens pecking at rice.
After hearing these words, I clutched my chest with my palms, wishing I could vomit three liters of blood right away.
"I've already married that ugly woman.
Now, I don't want to push her to you.
Brothers, you really think too much."
I said angrily, unable to restrain myself.
True love, he rushed towards them with great joy and threw a big white eye that could pierce the sky.
After hearing my words, those dandy young men all breathed a long sigh of relief, and the big stone that was pressing on their hearts finally fell firmly to the ground.
They first laughed wildly at me "hehehehehe" at the top of their lungs and in embarrassment, and then they came closer and hooked their shoulders and put their arms around me, as if they had regained their inseparable air of sharing weal and woe.
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The behavior of good brothers.
Then, they listened to my request and told me everything about Lin Dazhuang's hookup.
They said that on that day, they originally wanted to be righteous, but in order to successfully seduce Lin Dazhuang, Lin Dazhuang, they put a lot of effort into applying grease and powder.
They also specially changed into new clothes and held up a gorgeous plum blossom in their hands.
They had never dressed up so grandly even for the holidays.
Originally, They were determined to win and were full of confidence, but after seeing Lin Dazhuang's ugly face, they lost the courage to talk to each other.
They retreated from the battle, abandoned their helmets and armor and became deserters.
The plum blossoms and small jewelry they wanted to give to Lin Dazhuang were all messed up.
Lost all over the place After this painful experience, even speaking in exaggerations and metaphors, They tried their best to ridicule and ridicule, and used all the most derogatory words one after another.
They did not pick and choose, and they poured out baskets after baskets, all directed at my person.
The newlywed wife threw her away fiercely and said how ugly Lin Dazhuang was.
This completely refreshed their understanding of the concept of "ugly women".
Moreover, their aesthetic standards have improved since they saw Lin Dazhuang.
It has also been greatly brought down.
Now, whenever I see an old sow on the road, I feel that it is so beautiful, fresh and refined that it is delicious.
After being polite for a while, they said goodbye to me, saying that they sneaked out behind their old man's back this time, and that their old man wouldn't let them get too close to me, for fear that I would end up being a dandy.
They have all become cut-off sleeves, and now I am forcing them to draw a clear line with me.
After hearing these words, the veins on my forehead couldn't help but burst out in strips, and I was beating wildly for a while.
Yue Jiuzhang pretended to be affectionate and held my hand, patted my shoulder, and told me with sincerity and heartfelt words: "Young Master from Wu University, there is no limit to the sea of suffering.
When you turn around, you will find the shore again.
You should stay away from that Jun Mo.
That pretty boy is not as warm and fragrant as a girl.
As for that pretty boy’s inappropriate thoughts, you’d better put an end to those inappropriate thoughts as soon as possible, and don’t continue to be obsessed with ghosts.”
"That's right," all the dandies agreed.
"Get out, get out, get out of here!"
I shouted angrily at them.
"You must remember to look back."
Yue Jiuzhang saw the excitement and didn't mind it at all, and emphasized solemnly to me.
I pulled my lips and smiled mischievously at Yue Jiuzhang: "If you continue to ramble on, I will tell my uncle-in-law that you, Mr.
Yue, also have a broken sleeve, but you still have an affair with me."
After hearing my words, the corner of Yue Jiuzhang's mouth felt like a convulsion.
He was twitching for a while on the verge of madness.
At one point, he was so convulsed that his whole face was twitching and distorted from exhaustion.
He was stunned.
He said to me: "Young Master of Wu University, I have always treated you well, brother.
You can't hold me down like this and torture me to death."
I laughed even more cheerfully, "Brothers, aren't you busy saying goodbye?
Why don't we do this?
I will see which of you is slow.
I will slander the slowest one based on his reputation. " As soon as the words fell, these eight dandy young men immediately threw away everything that was inappropriate or inappropriate, throwing away their arms and legs, and ran away, not giving in to each other, for fear of others.
They wanted to take the first step, so as they ran, they hugged each other tightly.
Every step was extremely difficult, stumbling and staggering, and there was always the risk of falling directly to the ground.
Seeing their extremely funny looks, I couldn't help but hold my stomach and make a series of "cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, clack, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck out there out there."
Here comes the voice that belongs exclusively to Lou Xiyu: "Wu'er is playing tricks on people again."
I turned my head and glanced at Lou Xiyu blankly, and then stared at Xiao Dezi with malicious eyes, blaming him for not informing me in time, but Xiao Dezi was satisfied He looked extremely aggrieved and shook his head wildly like a rattle.
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"Wu'er, don't you want to see me?"
Lou Xiyu frowned slightly, as if he was thinking hard about something.
"Where, where, Brother Lou misunderstood" I said urgently, while winking at Xiao Dezi, asking him to get down quickly.
Xiao Dezi kept emphasizing at me, "Pay attention to the rules and don't break the rules", and then I kicked him wildly, covered his butt and ran away like he was running for his life.
"Uh uh uh uh uh, Brother Lou, why are you out?"
"I saw you were so drunk that you couldn't stand still.
Come out with me and take a look."
"Oh" I replied in a daze.
"Wu'er, it was my fault yesterday.
I was too petty.
I shouldn't blame all the things between Jie'er and Mr.
Jun on your head.
It can be seen that there is a lot of tension between them.
Loving each other and being together is their own choice and has nothing to do with you."
I took a deep breath, then pulled my lips and smiled, "Are you apologizing to me?"
"Yes, it's my fault."
Lou Xiyu looked apologetic.
"Since it's an apology, Brother Lou is too insincere.
He just said it casually without any expression at all."
After hearing what I said, Lou Xiyu directly took off the aqua blue jade pendant hanging on his waist and handed it to my hand, "This is a gift of apology, but it's still good." sincerity" I hurriedly retracted my hand, as if the jade pendant was a hot potato, "I have always been careless.
It's just a trivial matter.
I definitely won't blame you, Brother Lou.
Besides, I was also wrong.
Regarding the gift of apology, I said it casually, Brother Lou, why did you take it so seriously?"
"Although this jade pendant is not very valuable, it is still part of my heart.
Wu'er, please don't refuse it anymore.
Just accept it directly.
Otherwise, I will definitely not be complacent."
"This is your personal thing, are you really willing to give it up?"
The tone was full of temptation.
"If you are willing to give up, of course you are willing to give up Wu'er.
If you don't dislike it, just accept it."
After saying that, Lou Xiyu put the jade pendant in front of me again and again.
"I don't dislike it, I don't dislike it, of course I don't dislike it," I said excitedly, taking the jade pendant from Lou Xiyu's hand, pressing the word "Lou" on it with my fingers and rubbing it constantly.
Then, I suddenly remembered something again, and said to him as if I was thinking about myself: "The jade pendant has always been a token of love between two people who love each other.
Now that Brother Lou has given the jade pendant to me, is it a good thing for me?"
I'm secretly feeling affectionate."
I obviously meant it sincerely, but I tried my best to smile playfully and turned this life into a joke.
Lou Xiyu patted my head with his palm and said helplessly to me: "Wu'er is talking nonsense again."
"Why are you talking nonsense?"
I asked reluctantly.
"You are a man and I am also a man.
How can we be in love?"
"What if I were not a man, would you, would you like me?"
I put on a shy look on my face.
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After hearing what I said, Lou Xiyu's entire brow wrinkled into a walnut, and then completely relaxed, and he said to me seriously: "Wu'er, you are drunk."
This idiot, I hinted so openly, but he just took it as a drunken talk, and it almost made me angry to death!
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