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Chapter 16 [Come to My Door, Live and Die]


The next morning, Xiao Lei wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth and finally woke up from his slumber.

The wound on the buttocks seems to be much better, it is no longer so painful, but there is a feeling of numbness and itching, it seems that the ointments configured by the old god stick at home are quite effective.

Cautiously got up, washed up, and then turned on the TV and tuned into the morning news channel.

Well, don't get me wrong, Xiao Lei is not the kind of person who cares about national events and people's livelihood news, it's just that the news girl on the TV station who broadcasts the morning news looks really like a certain actress that Xiao Lei likes Well, wiping his saliva, Xiao Lei looked at the news lady in the TV for a while, and the beauty was reporting to the people of the city the whereabouts of the world's major leaders yesterday Xiao Lei's ears were basically in the strike stage.

"Is it the one on the left that is bigger, or the one on the right, Lao Tzu now has 20 million, go back and throw some money at you, get it to the bed and study it carefully" Finally, it was the sound of the microwave oven that interrupted his research, and Xiao Lei, holding a bowl of instant noodles, couldn't help sighing in his heart, anyway, Lao Tzu now has 20 million family assets, and he doesn't even have a bowl of shark fin noodles when he gets up in the morning Just then, as soon as he walked out of the kitchen door, he looked up and saw a dark face, a pair of eyes staring at him like the eyes of a dead fish.

"Why bother monsters" Xiao Lei immediately screamed reflexively, threw away the instant noodles in his hand, jumped back violently, and put on a defensive posture.

"Your uncle, me," the dead fish's eyes showed a little anger.

Wu Daozi didn't know when he ran back, but his current appearance was really a little embarrassed, the whole person seemed to have just escaped from the fire scene, his clothes were basically burnt, not to mention, the face was also scorched, his hair was scattered, and he exuded a slight smell of burning.

Xiao Lei looked at Wu Daozi with round eyes, and it took five seconds to finally recognize him, and exclaimed: "Circle you old guy, you look like this in broad daylight, playing a zombie, didn't you go out to wander around, how did you come back like this?"

Before Wu Daozi could speak, he heard the sweet and greasy voice of the news lady who looked like a Japanese AV actress on the TV.

"There was a meteorological spectacle in the city last night, around the wee hours of the morning, a series of thunder and lightning suddenly fell in the sky, hundreds of citizens witnessed this natural wonder, and took pictures with mobile phones and DVDs, please see the images sent back by our reporter below."

There were some blurry pictures on the TV, the resolution of the images was not high, and it shook so much that I saw a series of lightning bolts suddenly struck in mid-air under the black night sky, accompanied by a roaring thunder.

The voiceover also heard the exclamations of the citizens.

Xiao Lei stared at the TV with wide eyes, and he naturally saw at a glance that it was definitely not some bullshit "natural wonder".

He turned his head to glare at Wu Daozi, and stammered: "Old fellow, you, you, you won't be struck by lightning like this, right?"

Wu Daozi had already stripped off his charred coat and threw it into the trash, rushed into the kitchen, put his head under the faucet to rinse, and scolded vaguely: "Lao Tzu is really a bad brain, that kid is obviously from the Five Elements Sect, what their Five Elements Sect is best at is the Five Elements Positive Thunder Technique, and I still release thunder in front of others, alas" Xiao Lei only felt that Wu Daozi was really a little weird today, and first appeared in the room inexplicably and silently Well, I peeked at the door, and it was closed "Old guy" Xiao Lei felt a chill in his heart, and blurted out: "You won't be killed outside, and your soul will run home, right?"

"Soul, you big-headed ghost" Wu Daozi shook his wet head, washed off the scorched blackness of one end, knocked Xiao Lei's head hard, and scolded: "I raised you for eighteen years, and you actually cursed me to death?"

It hurt to be knocked on the head, but at least it proved that this old guy was a human and not a ghost, looking at the scars on Wu Daozi's face, he hurriedly ran and took out the ointment to help him wipe it.

Wu Daozi exclaimed again and again in pain, and scolded in his mouth: "That little bastard of the Five Elements Sect is really cunning, he actually watched Lao Tzu cause palm thunder and deliberately did not stop it, if it wasn't for Lao Tzu's quick reaction, I'm afraid he would have suffered a big loss."

Xiao Lei carefully applied the ointment to the old bastard's head, and asked cautiously: "What little bastard, how did you get this appearance, and what kind of thing did you say about the Five Elements Sect, what is the Five Elements Positive Thunder Technique?"

"Hmm" Wu Daozi stopped cursing when he heard this, and sighed: "I also took care of one more idle thing on a whim, and I saw some people bullying mortals with evil methods, and I disciplined them, who knows" Wu Daozi scolded and recounted last night's events, and in the end, he was angry and put a palm thunder spirit rune, but the wind madness of the Wind Gate of the Five Elements Sect actually used the thunder guidance technique of the Five Elements Sect, and the series of thunders instead split towards Wu Daozi himself.

Fortunately, Wu Daozi did have some Taoism, although he was caught off guard, but he did not suffer a big loss.

Xiao Lei could hear it, but his heart was pounding, and a pair of eyes looked at Wu Daozi who was foaming at the mouth with a pair of eyes.

This old guy is usually a little lazy at most, and his temperament is a little more shameless.

Even if he can use a little bit of magic spells, it doesn't seem to be as powerful as he just said Flying Sword Palm Thunder Imperial Swordsmanship This old guy can't have peeked at the Xianxia Xiuzhen novel on my computer It was easy to wait for the old guy to stop breathing, and Xiao Lei cautiously asked: "That kid attacked your old man's house, did he just run away?"

He only knew Wu Daozi's supernatural powers today, and he was a little apprehensive in his heart, and the action of wiping the ointment in his hand froze, and he didn't dare to shout at Wu Daozi "old guy" and "old bastard", and respectfully called "you old man".

Wu Daozi didn't seem to care about the change in Xiao Lei's attitude, raised his eyebrows, and said with a smile: "Ha, that little bastard, actually plotted against Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu naturally can't let him go Although their Five Elements Sect is good at guiding thunder, but that kid is young after all, how deep can he be The palm thunder caused by Lao Tzu is also so easy to be controlled, although he attacked Lao Tzu, but he also spurted blood on the spot and fainted, and was rescued by his subordinates and ran away."

Although the kid at the wind gate is a little powerful, but this injury, it is estimated that he will not be able to recover in three or five months."

Xiao Lei's expression on his face became more and more weird, he just felt that the words that the old bastard said today were incredible, it couldn't be that he was struck by lightning and made a fool after going out He suddenly moved in his heart, and said tentatively: "The two groups of people you met last night, what did you say about the wind gate Tianmen, you naturally helped Tianmen to fight the wind gate, and the Tianmen is in the rich area of the Peak Road, are you talking about?"

"Well, if I'm not mistaken, it should be the Tian family who seems to be very rich and powerful."

Xiao Lei was shocked.

Since it is the Tian family, then it is right The Tian family has a powerful enemy, and Xiao Lei knows it.

So following this reasoning, what Wu Daozi said today is not crazy, but true He thought of this, but suddenly saw Wu Daozi turning his head sideways, looking at him with a smile on his face, and couldn't help but feel a little furious in his heart.

"Boy, do you think that your uncle and I are going crazy and talking nonsense today" Wu Daozi smiled slightly, shook his head and said: "Having said so much, you must have a lot of doubts in your heart."

But Lao Tzu rushed back today just for your business, well, you come with me. ” With that, the old bastard stood up and turned and walked to his room.

Xiao Lei followed him in a drowsy manner, and when he walked to the door, the old bastard suddenly turned around, with a faint smile on his face, and said softly: "Come to my door, don't complain about life and death" ` Rob and hand over all your tickets, grab shorts if you don't have a ticket: