Wu Daozi's room was cleaned by Lin Shanshan two days earlier, and now it is much cleaner than before.
Wu Daozi walked in first, and didn't care about the changes in the room, but found a rag bag under the cabinet, untied the rope on it, took out a black wooden tablet, first blew the dust on it hard, and sneezed fiercely.
Only then did he respectfully put the tablet at the head of the bed, bowed down and kowtowed first, turned to look at Xiao Lei standing at the door, and said with a smile: "Boy, why don't you come in yet" Xiao Lei's heart was horizontal, after all, in front of him was the old bastard Wu Daozi, who had raised him since he was a child, so he was not so apprehensive in his heart, and he approached his mouth and asked, "What is this tablet?"
Wu Daozi glanced at him and said, "This is the tablet of the ancestor master" Xiao Lei Qi said: "Master Zu, you didn't say that we are under Zhuge Sect, Master Zu is Mr.
Zhuge Kongming Wolong." ” Wu Daozi shook his head and said in a low voice: "No, no, no, Lao Tzu just entered the world to practice, the name of this Zhuge Gate is just borrowed to pull a tiger skin as a banner, how can there be any Zhuge Gate in the world, even if there is, it is just some charlatan Mr.
Feng Shui." ” After hearing this, Xiao Lei immediately couldn't help but scold: "Okay, you Wu Daozi coaxed me to say something, we are Zhuge Sect's subordinates, over the years, Lao Tzu has not known the tablet of Zhuge Kongming, and you have kowtowed hundreds of times, and now you actually tell me that this ancestor is fake."
Wu Daozi grinned and said, "It's your business to kowtow, but when did you see me kowtowing to Zhuge Kongming's tablet?"
Xiao Lei immediately stopped talking, recalling that over the years, Wu Daozi had indeed never kowtowed to any "Zhuge Ancestor Master", and his words did not seem to be so respectful.
But he was coaxed by the old bastard, and he really thought that Zhuge Liang was his grandfather, and he talked about his grandfather's name all day long.
Seeing that Xiao Lei's face was a little annoyed and angry, Wu Daozi hurriedly laughed and said: "Xiao Lei, don't be angry, although your uncle and I can't stand you, you think there are so many fortune tellers and feng shui masters in this world, and a few of them have real skills, most of them are just charlatans."
But over the years, I've taught you a lot of real skills.
And when you were a child, I spent my efforts to open your eyes to the sky, through the six senses, so that you can absorb the aura of heaven and earth, you have grown up without disease and disaster over the years, and your uncle is worthy of you."
Xiao Lei thought back for a while, he had grown up to the age of eighteen, and he had indeed never had any illness, but he was a little grateful to the old bastard in his heart.
Wu Daozi sighed: "I originally thought it would be a few more years, but who knew that it would be ahead of schedule now."
He straightened his clothes, looked at Xiao Lei, and said, "You come here."
Xiao Lei walked over, and Wu Daozi said in a low voice: "Kneel" Seeing Xiao Lei kneeling beside him, Wu Daozi nodded with satisfaction, thought for a moment before saying, "I have a few things to tell you today, after you finish listening, let's make a plan in your heart." ” Clearing his throat, Wu Daozi pondered for a moment and said slowly: "Xiao Lei, actually, I am not your uncle. ” "What" Xiao Lei was immediately startled, and couldn't help but shrink to the side, with a cold expression on his face, and said nervously: "You won't be the same as that kind of bloody TV, say that I am your son."
"Circle you a fork" Wu Daozi immediately said angrily: "Nonsense, Lao Tzu has never married a wife, where did I come from, I said that I am not your uncle, meaning, there is no blood relationship between me and you" Xiao Lei breathed a long sigh of relief, rolled his eyes and said: "Even if you say that I am your son, I don't believe that genetics has proven this, I grow into a jade tree and the wind, and it is estimated that you will not be able to produce such a high-quality variety." ” Wu Daozi almost crooked his nose, and shouted: "Shut up, boy" paused, kicked Xiao Lei fiercely, and then said: "I didn't lie to you about your life experience, but I happened to pass by the hospital back then, and I counted you and I were destined, and I saw that you were young and pitiful, and I saw that you were talented and intelligent, so I was kind for a while, and I just adopted you by pretending to be your relative." ” Xiao Lei was silent for a while, his face was a little solemn: "You, you are really not my uncle, you are not my relative, I was just adopted by you" Wu Daozi looked at Xiao Lei's face was different, and couldn't help but feel a little pity in his heart, thinking that this child has been fatherless and motherless since he was a child, and has always regarded himself as his only relative, and he said this to him today, it turns out that this only relative is also fake, I'm afraid he must be a little sad and uncomfortable in his heart.
Thinking of this, a little pity arose in his heart, and he couldn't help but reach out to stroke Xiao Lei's head, but Xiao Lei's words almost made Wu Daozi spurt blood with anger.
"Well, what are your intentions in adopting me" Xiao Lei squinted his eyes and looked at Wu Daozi with bad intentions, and said vigilantly: "I heard that there are often criminals who adopt some handsome little boys, train them from an early age, and when they grow up, they will be sold to engage in some industry, specializing in serving those rich women, you won't also eat this business." silent "I'll kill you, this little bastard with a filthy head full of dirty thoughts" Wu Daozi suddenly burst out, if it weren't for the fact that his flying sword had been scrapped, he really wanted to come out and chop this heartless kid Xiao Lei immediately flashed to the side and said with a smile: "Old guy, you have lied to me for eighteen years, can't you lose a few words by me?"
Wu Daozi said indignantly: "Little scoundrel with no conscience, come and kowtow to the ancestor of this sect."
Xiao Lei frowned and said: "What kind of sect are you talking about, don't you coax me again this time?"
Wu Daozi slapped his head: "Well, I almost forgot that I didn't tell you yet, and I was also confused by your little scoundrel." ” At that moment, he took a deep breath and said solemnly: "Xiao Lei, listen well, your uncle and my sect are the first generation of the founding ancestor of an ancient worldly immortal sect, and he is a true immortal who has attained the Tao.
The current head of my sect is your uncle and my master, and after you kowtow, I will naturally take you to see his old man's house.
You must remember that although the rules of this sect are not informal, unlike other sects, there are also seven precepts, as long as you enter this door, you must abide by the precepts, this door is magical and fantastic, not ordinary people can imagine, after attaining the Tao, the world is so great that you can roam freely.
If you work diligently and diligently, even if he attains the Tao and ascends to immortality one day, it is not impossible."
Speaking of this, Wu Daozi looked at Xiao Lei with expectant eyes.
Xiao Lei sighed and muttered: "Is this the cultivation sect written in those fantasy novels" He suddenly glared at Wu Daozi and said: "Old guy, after you said that after entering your sect, you can learn the spells you said that you used with people last night?"
Wu Daozi said proudly: "Of course, what I teach you on weekdays is just some worldly small spells, and the real Taoism is far from entering the door, even if it is your uncle and me, it is only a slight success." ” "A little bit of success" Xiao Lei's eyes rolled, and he suddenly blurted out: "Then what realm have you cultivated to now, is it the Jindan stage or the Yuan infant stage?"
Wu Daozi glared and said: "What Jindan Yuanying, I think you have read too many Xiuzhen Xianxia novels, real cultivators, pay attention to the formlessness of the Great Dao, do you think it is those writers who make up nonsense?"
Speaking of this, Wu Daozi was no longer impatient, stretched out his hand and grabbed Xiao Lei's ear, and shouted: "Kneel down and kowtow, you kowtow to me three times first, it is regarded as worshipping under my door, and I will officially accept you as an apprentice."
Then you kowtow to the tablet of the ancestor three more times, and from then on you will be the disciple of my free faction."
"Carefree" Xiao Lei stared at a pair of eyes, and said with a smile: "You mean the Carefree faction" Damn, I don't know if there is Tianshan Tong and the Northern Spiritual Skill Wu Daozi saw him giggling, he didn't have a serious appearance, and couldn't help but say angrily: "What are you laughing at, kowtow and worship me as a teacher" Xiao Lei rolled his eyes, but he shook his head unhurriedly, and said slowly: "Don't do it":