"You think you are Stephen Chow in Shaolin football living on the rooftop of the building" You must think I'm joking with you.
Indeed, a hotel-style high-end apartment of such a grade as Xingchen Building generally has good property management and security, and there is an access control system for entry and exit.
But mine does live on the rooftop of the Star Building.
I was able to enter and leave the Star Mansion freely and live on the rooftop of the roof, because the head of the property management of the Star Mansion happened to be a buddy who started playing with me when I was wearing open crotch pants.
Of course, I can't be like Stephen Chow in Shaolin football, swaggering to build a shed on the rooftop, but there is a utility room next to the power distribution room on the rooftop floor, which was originally used by my friend to pile up some cleaning tools and discarded things that they usually don't use, about seven or eight square meters.
Ever since I sold my house and had nowhere to live, my buddy said hello to me and cleaned the utility room for me.
If you stand in the small alley outside the "Miracle" bar and look at the Star Building, it seems that it is not far away, and it seems that you can reach it after a short walk But just like some things in life, you look at it right in front of you, but when you actually get it, you may have to go through a thousand turns.
It took me more than half an hour to walk from the small alley outside the "Miracle" bar to the main road in front of the Star Building.
During this time, I remembered a lot of things, and suddenly I remembered the teacher who taught us traditional culture at university.
The reason why I think of that teacher is not because he once gave us a very good essay question, "Life, is it poetic or."
But because when I came out of the dark alley, I suddenly thought of a couplet he made that no one in the class could get at the time, "The country is prosperous, the family is prosperous, and the country is prosperous." ” At that time, when the teacher gave us this couplet, he said that pairing is a very profound knowledge, and many times it is necessary to blend the scene and touch the scene to be right.
At the time, I thought it was very unimpressed, but now I think the teacher made a lot of sense, because when I came out of the dark alley and accidentally stepped into a dirty puddle, I suddenly became a mixture of scenes.
I immediately figured out the bottom line of that couplet.
"Fuck you, you."
I had just lowered my head to see if there was anything dirty on my shoes when I suddenly heard the roar of an engine.
As soon as I looked up, I was dumbfounded, and it was a red Mercedes SK again.
"This Mercedes-Benz SK can't be the one I just saw."
While I was still thinking like this, the red Mercedes skak stopped in front of me with a thud, blocking my way.
I was shocked at first.
But when I saw the people sitting in the red Mercedes Sk, I was secretly relieved.
Sitting inside was a man wearing gold-rimmed glasses.
I'm a little older, Uncle Svenwen.
Judging from my observations, if this uncle were to fight me, he would definitely not be my opponent.
"Hey, young man, you lost this Coke can."
After the Mercedes sk stopped in front of me, the older uncle immediately got out of the car, pinching a Coke can in one hand and something like a stopwatch in the other.
He was looking at me and looking at the stopwatch as he spoke.
It looks a little weird.
I could tell at a glance that he was holding the Coke can I had thrown outside the Miracle bar.
It seems that this Mercedes SK is the one I saw there.
But the fool will admit at this time that he lost the Coke can.
So I put on a very strange face.
"Uncle, are you calling me Coke cans, I never drink Coke, how can I lose Coke cans?"
"Yes?"
I thought that this uncle must have recognized me, and if I denied it so shamelessly, he would definitely turn his face.
But to my surprise, after hearing me say this, the older uncle didn't seem to be angry at all, but looked at me and smiled, "It seems that I really recognized the wrong person." ” "Yes, uncle, you must have recognized the wrong person."
"Young man, what's your name?"
Just as I was about to pull my legs away, the uncle, who was a little older, spoke again.
"Ask me my name and call someone to beat me up or something, a treacherous uncle with gold wire glasses."
Thinking so in my heart, I still pretended to be very strange and asked, "What kind of uncle are you asking my name, my name is Fang Shaoyun." ” I wouldn't be stupid enough to tell him that my real name is Jiang Yan, and casually reported the name of the male protagonist in a novel I used to read.
"This" The uncle with gold wire glasses hesitated for a moment, then suddenly stared at me very seriously and asked, "Fang Shaoyun, do you want to be a special policeman?"
"Do you want to be a SWAT?"
"Bang" and I almost fell to the ground.
The sniper with a hundred shots at SWAT is still like the devil terminator played by Arnold and Swarzenegger, the murderous guy who can break someone's neck with a casual click is still like 007, a guy who drives a sports car all day long, and doesn't have to go to jail to kill people on the street I guess if I were a man, I would want to be such a person But to the little gangster who was still a green thirl an hour and a half ago, and to the person who missed three targets with five shots and only hit 21 rings during military training at a university, and said to the second-to-last person in the class with shooting scores, do you want to be a special police officer, this is too funny.
Does this uncle think that I am a child in Nanshan Kindergarten, or a mentally handicapped person with zero IQ?
"What is the monthly salary of the SWAT?"
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I looked at him with a sneer and asked.
"Monthly salary" Uncle may not have expected me to ask this, and was stunned for a moment, but after being stunned for a while, he immediately looked at me again and said, "Our monthly salary is about 20,000 yuan, which is not too high, but if you complete a task, there will be a bonus of 500,000 yuan." ” "A monthly salary of 20,000 yuan will give you a bonus of 500,000 yuan for completing a task" It's getting more and more like that, but just grab a person on the road, and you tell him, you come to be a special policeman, give you a monthly salary of 20,000 yuan, and give you a bonus of 500,000 yuan for completing a task, do you say he will believe it?
If I was in normal times, I would definitely still talk to this uncle to see what else he could fool.
But tomorrow I have to get up early to apply, and I have to go back to sort out the application materials later, so I don't bother to talk to him.
"Let me think about it."
As I said this, I slowly approached the gate of the Star Building.
"With such good conditions, it's better to let your wife, oh no, let your whole family be a special policeman.
SWAT, b" By the time the uncle driving the Mercedes-Benz SK came back to his senses, I had already quickly pulled out the card that my property management buddy gave me and ran into the door
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