"Why are you here?"
As soon as I ran to the rooftop of the roof, I saw the fat man carrying a bottle of beer, full of alcohol, staggering towards me.
The fat man's name is Liu Qian, and he is the head of the property management here, that is, my buddies who grew up wearing open crotch pants and touching each other's little jj.
The fat man and I both grew up in the countryside, and the fat man was not fat at all at that time, and the two of us were vigorous, coming and going like the wind, and were famous in the village, known as the Black Wind Twins.
If there are fewer melons in someone's field and the firewood starts out, the first one will shout, "What about those two little rabbit cubs of the Black Wind Twins?"
I think that after the two of us watched an open-air movie called Wulang Bagua Stick, we dismantled the loofah shed of Granny Liu's house in the next village to practice Wulang Bagua Stick, but we were chased and killed by Granny Liu with a mop before the three villages escaped together.
So the fat man is not some dog meat friend of mine, but a real friend of life and death.
"Unlucky, I'm out of love" I was about to tell the fat man that I had become a freelancer from a gangster, but the fat man's eyes turned red.
"Broken love" I was stunned, "I haven't heard of you falling in love, why did you fall out of love?"
"Do you remember Li Bing" The fat man didn't answer my question, but asked me instead.
"Li Bing" I thought hard about it, but I didn't have any impression.
"Don't you remember the sixth class next door to our high school, the one who often wears a white skirt and a ponytail, and looks good when he walks."
"Oh, you're talking about the iceberg beauty."
The fat man remembered it when he mentioned it.
When I was studying, everyone liked nicknames, so I just remembered that the girl in class 6 who was very beautiful, but had a cold expression all day long was called Iceberg Beauty, but I don't remember what her name was.
"You're in love with her" The fat man shook his head, "I just heard two days ago that she came to work in this place as well.
I asked someone for her mobile phone number. ” "Haha, it turns out that you've always had a crush on her."
I was happy all at once.
"Why don't you have any sympathy at all.
B, what's wrong with my crush on her.
"Seeing my appearance, the fat man is on fire, and he looks like he wants to leave."
"yes, I was wrong."
I couldn't help laughing and grabbed the fat man, "What's going on?"
” "I sent her a text message just before you came back: If I am so poor that I only have one bowl of porridge, I will also let you drink half a bowl first, and I will keep you warm in my arms for the remaining half bowl."
I almost laughed out loud even though I held my breath.
I've known the fat man for so long, and I didn't see that the fat man was actually a bold and sullen man with such a lot of feelings.
"She texted back to reject you" After holding back a smile, I asked the fat man, "Do you mean she already has a boyfriend, or is it that you two are not suitable" "Nope."
As soon as he heard my words, the fat man was even more sad.
"Nope" "Yes."
The fat man nodded with red eyes, "She only sent me a text message back: Who are you to introduce five hundred at a time, and one thousand at night." ” "Do you have the money to lend me two hundred?"
Before I could comfort the fat man, the fat man was already looking at me with red eyes and saying.
"Didn't you pay your salary two days ago, and yesterday you asked me if I had any money to use, if you want to lend me something, why did you suddenly ask me to borrow money again" Although I thought it was strange, I still took out the only five hundred yuan in my pocket.
"I'll pay you back in two days."
The fat man didn't take much, so he took two hundred yuan from it, and then left without looking back.
"Yesterday I happened to pay the utility bill, and there are only 800 yuan left."
Eight hundred, plus two hundred, isn't it a thousand packs of night, a thousand and by the time I figured this out, the fat man had disappeared without a trace.
Some people's love is comedy, some are suspense, some are literary films, and some are tertiary films.
But the fat man's love is actually straightforward, and I used only 200 of the 500 yuan to support this vigorous love While lamenting the depravity of the iceberg beauty and the fat man, I found all the materials I needed to apply for tomorrow.
In this early summer weather, the rooftop of the Star Tower is very cool.
The air was fresh, breezy and there was not a single mosquito.
On the contrary, the utility room is a bit stuffy.
So after rinsing the faucet on the rooftop, I simply moved the mat out of my eighty-nine floor utility room and lay down in the open air.
Maybe it was because I didn't take the bus and walked all the way back, so I felt a little tired, so after lying down, I fell asleep in less than five minutes.
I don't know how long I slept, so I guess it should be midnight.
Anyway, while I was sleeping soundly, I heard a rumbling sound, followed by a gust of wind.
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"It's thundering, it's raining" I opened my eyes in a daze.
I think I must be dreaming.
As soon as I opened my eyes, I didn't see any dark clouds, but I saw a black helicopter gunship flying towards me.
How can there be a helicopter gunship B in this kind of place, my character seems to be really good.
Dreaming can also be an American blockbuster.
"It's just that he's fast" But the sound from the helicopter was exactly the same as that of the uncle with gold wire glasses I stood up in a daze, and before I could realize what was going on, the helicopter was hovering not far above my head.
Then a black figure jumped from the helicopter, which was about three meters from me.
Although the black figure may seem a little petite, I can guarantee that this figure is much more agile than when the fat man and I were known as the Black Wind Twins.
With a bang, a black shadow rushed towards me.
As soon as the thought of running away came to my mind, I felt something knock on my neck, and then my eyes went black, and I didn't know anything.
"Where is this?"
As soon as I opened my eyes, I saw a snow-white ceiling, and then I found myself lying on a soft leather sofa.
"Jiang Yan."
Before I could look at the illusion around me, I heard the voice of an uncle in gold wire glasses in my ears again.
"I'm" I had a chill, and I got up from the sofa with a roll, and when I turned my head, it was an uncle with gold wire glasses sitting on a chair and looking at me with a smile "How do you know my name, how did I end up here," I asked him in shock, surveying my surroundings.
I found myself in a room with a few windows.
This room looks exactly like the office of many company CEOs.
And sitting in the chair behind the desk, he looked at me with a smile and a smile at my uncle with gold rimmed glasses, how he looked like a cunning profiteer.
"Did I run into a super pervert who has never been seen in a century, and just because I threw a Coke can into his car, I had to work so hard to kill me" While I was thinking this, and the uncle with the gold-rimmed glasses had not answered my question, the door of this room was pushed open with a "bang".
My eyes lit up, and a young girl walked in in three steps and two steps.
I remember the fat man once said that the man who stared at the bottom of the girl at first glance was a pervert.
And the man who stares at the girl at first glance is a hypocrite.
I'm neither a pervert nor a hypocrite, so I stared at the middle of the girls at first glance Although the breasts are not large, the shape and curves are perfect, and with the slender waist, it gives me a youthful and energetic atmosphere at a glance.
Before I even looked up, I knew it was definitely the type of girl I liked.
I was staring at the middle of the girl, but the girl was already talking.
"Director Liu, it is said that you actually brought back a jobless homeless who lives on the rooftop this time."
"What's wrong with me leaning on the rooftop, what's wrong with the unemployed vagrants In those martial arts films, most of the heroes who come and go like the wind and kill people like hemp are not all unemployed vagrants" The girl's voice was very good, but the tone of her voice made me angry.
So I didn't care about why the girl was called Uncle Director Liu, so I raised my head angrily.
But when I saw the girl's face, for some reason, my anger suddenly disappeared
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