"Xiao Jing, I asked you to prove it to him, I didn't let you split the chair."
The "hooligan" uncle looked at himself with distress that he was missing a corner of the chair, "This is bought at Red Star Macalline, more than five hundred." ” "Report to the director, I just need to complete the task, I don't care about the process."
Ye Jing smiled at Liu Mang first, then turned his head to look at me and said, "What's the matter, you believe that we are agents now." ” "Believe, believe."
I nodded like a chicken eating rice.
I took a closer look when Uncle Liu Mang was talking just now, the chair was made of solid wood, the fractures were also very fresh, and the gun was indeed not a fake sold on the stall.
I'm afraid that if I say I don't believe it, Ye Jing slapped it with one palm, or picked up the gun and shot me twice, then I don't want to say that it's too late to believe it "Report to the Chief of Duty accomplished."
After hearing my words, Ye Jing smiled proudly.
"Agents can kidnap people at will, this is a legal society."
But I came to my senses right away, and started barking, "You guys brought me here, and then you turned my old bottom out, what do you want to do?"
"Responsive, good judgment, good material."
After hearing my words, the "hooligan" uncle looked at me and praised me first, and then replied to me, "You are right, this is a society under the rule of law, although our special affairs department is subordinate to the National Security Bureau, but we can't arrest people casually, we specially invited you by helicopter." ” Damn, such a cunning old fox, knocked me unconscious in the middle of the night and then got me here, actually using the word "please" is really shameless, invincible in the world, when I meet such a shameless guy, I will be speechless, from this time on, the image of the "hooligan" uncle suddenly became the image of an old fox in my heart.
When I changed the image of the rogue uncle into an old fox, he continued, "We invited you here to ask you if you would like to join our special affairs department three and be a special policeman." ” "What you said is true," I looked at the old fox suspiciously, "The treatment of being a special police officer is really the same as you said, with a monthly salary of 20,000 yuan and a bonus of 500,000 yuan after completing a task."
"Of course it's true, we also signed a formal labor contract.
If we don't pay you that, you can report to the NSA and say I'm deducting your salary.
The old fox smiled and threw over a labor contract, "Look at it, if you feel okay, you just need to sign a name, or press a fingerprint, you are an official agent of our agent three departments, and you can enjoy this treatment from next month." ” With a monthly salary of 20,000 yuan, the meat buns fell from the sky The golden coat of arms on the red contract and a large secret mark made my eyes flutter.
After finally stabilizing my mind, I quickly flipped through the contract.
After going through it, I was sure that if this contract was not fake, it would not have been a meat bun that had come down, but a Big Mac burger Because I have signed more labor contracts in the past three years than others have signed in a lifetime, I have memorized the essence of this contract just by going through it.
The monthly salary is 20,000 yuan, and the bonus is 500,000 yuan after completing a task; In addition to weekends and holidays, there is also one month of paid leave every year, and all expenses will be reimbursed if you perform official duties; You can retire after ten years of service, and the monthly pension is half of your monthly salary, that is, 10,000.
In addition to these articles, there are also a number of welfare treaties in the contract.
But the rest of the welfare treaties, do I still need to take a closer look, these few articles alone are enough to scare people to death.
What is the average monthly salary in the city right now 2000 bullshit, when I was in the toilet the day before yesterday, I just saw the statistics in the newspaper, it was 1548.
I don't know how this 1548 is counted, but I can be sure that the actual average monthly salary must be lower than this number.
What, if you don't believe it, then let me tell you, now the undergraduates who have just graduated from our school, 1500 jobs, are rushing to do it, if they graduate with a monthly salary of 3,000 yuan, that is, they have to clean the toilet for the company after work every day, and there will be many people who will grab their heads and bleed.
What is the least valuable thing in the 21st century, and whether you believe it or not, this is the status quo.
Now such a contract with a monthly salary of 20,000 yuan is placed in front of me, and if you say that it is true that I will sign this contract or not, I will take a monthly salary of 20,000 yuan, this contract is fake, and I will not lose a dime, you say that I will not sign it b, I'm not a fool, why don't I sign it, even if I want to sleep with these two instructors every day, I will sign it "Bring a pen."
"Give."
As soon as he heard that I was going to sign the contract, the old fox immediately smiled happily.
"By the way, what's that bullshit fit" I'm not the one who forgets everything when I see money, and when I see the old fox like that, I suddenly became alarmed, so I flipped the contract again.
"If you die on the job during your tenure, your immediate relatives can also get a pension of 200,000 yuan."
One such clause caught my eye. yes, I forgot, agents are born and die.
Just look at the 007 series of movies, although that guy is an out-and-out nymphomaniac, every time he goes out on a mission, he has to seduce other people's wives and find someone to chuang, but it's a lot of fighting or something.
But who am I, I'm a bad luck ghost in hell, except that when I fight, I run away a little faster, I don't have any special skills.
What do I do as an agent, do I rely on the set of Gorou gossip sticks I learned when I was a child and watched movies with fat people, or rely on Xiao JJ to block other people's bullets "Okay, from today onwards, you'll be the official agent of our Special Agents Group 3.
Agent designations are zero shots.
"The old fox probably thought that I was about to sign it when I took the pen, so he was very happy and couldn't wait to tell me.
But he didn't expect me to stop, look at him and ask, "If I sign it, the number is zero, what about my former agents, what is their number?"
"Their numbers are zero zero one, zero zero two, zero zero seven."
"What about their people, what are the numbers of Ye Jing and Zhao Kexin," I asked.
"Ye Jing and Zhao Kexin are instructors, so they don't have agent numbers."
The old fox looked at me and said hesitantly, "Zero Zero Lu and Zero Zero Seven are on a mission. ” "b I'm asking all of them, what are you just telling me about Zero Zero Lu and Zero Zero Seven" I vaguely sniffed out something was wrong, and barked wildly.
"Zero-zero-one them, they sacrificed."
"Sacrificed what they did a few years later" I felt a chill in my heart.
"Three or four years."
"Three years or four years."
"It's all about three years."
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It's been three years, and it seems that this agent is really dangerous, and my heart is even colder, but I still don't give up, and continue to ask, "Then how many tasks have they completed?"
500,000 tasks at a time, they should have completed several tasks in three years, and they should have been driving a Mercedes-Benz SK, soaked a lot.
But while I was thinking about it, the old fox said, "Basically, they all died when they completed the first mission."
Because the average agent training takes more than two years, so" "Zero Zero Lu and Zero Zero Seven are the first missions" The old fox was interrupted by me before he could finish his words.
"It's the first time."
"B said so, no one in the three special affairs department has completed a mission, what kind of mission are you, is it so dangerous to kidnap the daughter of the Prime Minister RB, or to rob the sole of the feet of the President of the United States" I was furious, and threw the pen out of the door at once, "It's all out of the first mission and hanged, it's not possible for an unlucky ghost like me to even have a mission yet, and I hung up in training and signed something" "It's okay if you don't sign it."
I thought that the old fox would be furious when I said no, but I didn't expect the old fox to just smile and press a button on the table.
In less than ten seconds, two burly, muscular men appeared in my sight.
"Drag him out and shoot him."
The old fox nodded at the two muscular men at the door.
"Yes" Before I could react, two muscular men had already grabbed one of my arms.
I was shocked and kicked them.
But one of them grabbed one of my feet at once "What do you want to do, this is a society governed by the rule of law," so I could only cry desperately.
"Yes, this is a society governed by the rule of law."
The old fox looked at me and nodded, "But the National Security Agency has regulations that there are only two ways to deal with people who know the secrets of the three special affairs, one is to absorb our people, and the other is to shoot them."
I wanted to rush over and strangle the old fox at once, but Ye Jing just glanced at me, and I didn't dare to move, so I could only scream angrily, "You deliberately tricked me" "Pit you," the old fox looked at me with a smile, "at first, you said you wanted to hear it. ” "Me."
I was speechless.
"You're going to sign the contract, or you're going to shoot" the old fox smirked and smirked.
"bI will be shot."
I said coldly.
The old fox's smile froze on his face at once
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