"You really want to be shot," the old fox looked at me in disbelief.
I nodded in the affirmative.
"You."
"What are you, if you sign it, you will die, if you don't sign it, you will die, it is better to die now, come on, shoot me, eonbaby, long live New China" I really underestimate my Jiang Yan.
I thought this would scare me, good or bad, I also spent three months in the underworld and went out to collect protection money.
I don't believe that it took so much effort to get me arrested just to shoot me.
By the way, there's that 93 percent fit, and looking at them like that, I'm sure I'm very important to them.
"Let him go first."
Sure enough, what I expected was right, and after hearing me say this, the old fox was stunned for a moment, and then motioned for the two muscular men to put me down.
"Don't waste your efforts, I won't sign anything you say."
I knew that coercion was a lure, so as soon as I was put down, I shouted.
"You really don't think about it, if you are willing to sign this contract, I can also apply to the National Security Agency and give you an extra allowance every month."
The old fox looked at me very sincerely.
"Think about a fart."
I plugged both of my ear holes with my fingers.
Money can make grinding ghosts, but if you have money, you have to have a life to spend it.
I still have at least three hundred dollars, at least a friend like a fat man, and at least I have the hands and feet to go out and look for a job, so why should I have to die Seeing the way I looked, probably the old fox also knew that it was useless to say anything.
After waving his hand to let the two muscular men retreat, the old fox sighed regretfully, "It's a pity, you are the most suitable talent to be a KJ agent since the establishment of our special affairs department." ” The old fox is the old fox, and he knows that I have my fingers in my ears, and I can hear him, but I just pretend not to hear "Since you don't want to be an agent of the Third Division, then we can't force it."
However, the old fox had no intention of giving up, and continued, "But according to our system, we really can't let a person who knows the secrets of the three special affairs go out like this. ” "Shoot me, shoot me."
I forgot that I was pretending to be deaf and barking at the old fox.
"Huh."
Probably my words and the old fox's expression made Ye Jing and Zhao Kexin feel very funny, so the two of them actually laughed out loud on the side.
The old fox glared at Ye Jing and Zhao Kexin fiercely, then looked at me and said, "To be honest, we won't shoot you, but we will follow the international practice to give you an electromagnetic concussion in the brain, so that you can forget what happened in the past two days." ” "Brain electromagnetic concussion is not painful" "It won't hurt, but there may be some sequelae, for example, maybe you will forget some things, forget some people."
I forgot some things, I forgot some people, and for me, everything I passed by, everyone I remembered, was the most precious thing in my life.
I can forget who I lent money to, I can sleep with the female instructor, but I can't lose my memory So I barked, "Shoot me, shoot me, I don't want to do any brain electromagnetic concussion, if you want to do it, you can do it, if you think it's not enough, let your wife do it, let your seven aunts and eight aunts, let your whole family do it." ” "You don't want to sign a contract, you don't want to do a brain concussion, and that's going to be very difficult for us to do."
The old fox looked very embarrassed.
"bIf it's difficult, you have to do it, who told you to arrest me in the middle of the night."
"Okay, then let's make a compromise."
To compromise, the three bureaus of this special event are commercial buildings and are also discounted "It's impossible not to be a person in our special three bureaus, and to leave here without doing an electromagnetic concussion in the brain, so there is only one way now."
The old fox sighed and threw over another contract, "Sign this." ” The golden national emblem and the big ciphertext on the "something" contract dazzled my eyes again.
"You'll know when you see it."
The old fox seemed sad and disappointed, and didn't say anything more to me.
Just look at it, the fat man and I even dare to watch my sister in the next village take a bath, and we are afraid to read a contract.
Damn, as soon as I opened it, the contract was all in English, but could it be difficult to get me Jiang Yan Who am I Jiang Yan, from junior high school to college graduation, I am the best person in the class and all grades to learn English.
A contract in English, I wouldn't be able to read it I read the contract very quickly.
The security guard and sundries cleaner Old Fox actually gave me a contract for a security guard and cleaner.
Probably seeing my doubts, the old fox explained, "As long as you become a member of our special affairs department, you don't need to do brain electromagnetic concussion, but you don't want to sign agents, so I want to think about it, in addition to agents, our special affairs department is also short of people for this job, I think your resume is not bad." ” I was stunned, I only have three hundred dollars in my pocket now, and I don't have a job, if it's really like what the old fox said, this contract is still really good.
So while the old fox was still babbling, I flipped over the contract again.
The monthly salary is 1,080, and the eight-hour work system is responsible for security and cleaning up debris that does not belong to the space.
What is the debris cleaning work that does not belong to the space, isn't it cleaning to explain a security guard and a cleaner can't explain clearly, English is really not as broad and profound as our Chinese.
Although the salary is a little lower, it is not possible to find such a job in a moment.
What's more, I don't seem to have a choice now, if I don't sign it, maybe the old fox will really let people send me to do that brain electromagnetic concussion "Bring the pen" I interrupted the old fox.
This time, I didn't hesitate, and after two swoops, I signed the contract and threw it to the old fox.
"Okay, from now on, you're the official staff of the Third Special Affairs Division."
The old fox casually threw my contract into the drawer, and then confessed to me, "Although our Special Affairs Department 3 does not restrict the personal freedom of the staff, our Special Affairs Department 3 is also a high-level state secret unit after all, so although you are only a security guard and cleaning worker, you cannot disclose any information about our Special Affairs Department 3 to anyone."
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Failure to do so will result in military justice.
Okay, is there anything else you don't understand?"
"Of course, there is, what is the specific job of the salary payment, what is the direct superior."
Probably didn't expect me to have so many questions, the old fox was stunned for a moment before coming back to his senses, looked at Ye Jing and Zhao Kexin, and then said to me, "Your immediate superiors are Instructor Ye and Instructor Zhao, if there is anything else you don't understand, you can ask them slowly." ” "Okay."
Being led by two beautiful women is better than facing this old fox directly, so I nodded very dryly, turned my head and asked Ye Jing, "Where is the men's toilet?"
"Men's toilet" Ye Jing glanced at me, "Your job doesn't need to clean the men's toilet." ” “。
I'm going to the toilet.
"Really, what a head, don't you go to the toilet when you wake up after a night's sleep?
"Oh, then I'll take you there.
However, it is an official film and television company outside, and we are also suspended inside, so from now on, remember not to reveal your identity and reveal the information of our special affairs three places.
Ye Jing smiled embarrassedly, and then walked out with me.
When I walked out, I saw the old fox's office with the sign of the general manager's office hanging on it, b, it was really well disguised It is estimated that the old fox's kidney function is also fine, Ye Jing took me around and around several corners, and I saw the men's toilet.
Ye Jing's sign should be also very hard, and the people who walked by along the way called Manager Ye when they saw Ye Jing, and they didn't know me when they saw me I saw a lot of handsome guys and beauties along the way, and one of them looked a lot like the class girl in the next class when I was in high school.
When I thought of the class flower in the next class, and thought of my current identity, my mood was a little low, so it took a little longer to go to the toilet, but when I finished going to the toilet, Ye Jing was still standing outside the men's toilet waiting for me
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