A man, if he doesn't have money, everyone can also say that he has backbone.
But if a man is too cowardly, he will be completely looked down upon and said that you are not a man.
When the big hero is played by a person who looks cowardly on the outside, this is called a dramatic image conflict, and the comedic effect is quite large.
Xiao Yueyue knows this well, he has been to the Spring Festival Gala, and he has said hundreds of cross talks in Qiujiatang, and his face is as thick as a city wall, how can he be a coward, he deliberately delayed not playing at this time, which is in pursuit of maximizing the comedy effect Yue Wuji was pulled, pushed, and struggled by the assistant director, and several staff members next to him were about to cry: "Yue Yue, it's time for you to go, everyone is waiting for you" The little fat man is infinitely powerful, and he shows an extremely ugly crying face to the camera: "I was wrong, the director I was wrong, let me be the white-eyed eagle king, this paragraph is pinched and remade" How is it possible to remake a celebrity reality show, the feature is that the shooting is done in one step, you do it well if you do it, if you don't do it well, I'm sorry, you don't have anything to watch on you, click to cut out your shots, it's so cruel At the time of Mingjiao's life and death, Yue Wuji didn't dare to come forward, this is big news, big highlights Zhang Guoli watched Xiao Yueyue being forced into battle, he smiled, he had already thought of the title of the second episode Xiao Yueyue played Zhang Wuji, and he was so afraid to play, this is actually the same as what Yang An heroes save the beauty, tearful wall dong 2oo catties boss lady and other titles, hype, the more eye-catching the title, the better The exterminator's arm was about to sore, and he heard a weak voice next to him: "Stop" The group of heroes looked over, and Xiao Yueyue, who was dressed in a coarse cloth short clothes, staggered out, and everyone couldn't help but smile on their faces.
In the original book, Zhang Wuji came out with Xiao Zhao, and he washed his face, Xiao Zhao is a beauty, and Zhang Wuji is also a handsome guy who has inherited the excellent genes of his parents, but no one knows him.
The director team restored Zeng Aniu's true colors this time, Xiao Yueyue was wearing gray clothes and pants made of coarse cloth, although the clothes were not patched everywhere, but there were really no brilliant flashes, and the fake head cover was decent, but Xiao Yueyue's big cake face instantly made people play, because Su Youpeng's version of Zhang Wuji's image was deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, even if Xiao Yueyue was beautified by stylists and makeup artists, half of the people laughed instantly when they appeared.
Hailu couldn't stand it anymore, and so did Huang Xiaolei, who hid behind the Emei faction, the two of them were originally proud disciples standing behind the exterminator, and they would rather hide behind the crowd to snicker, but as soon as they took the lead, the other NCs couldn't stand it, the group actors knew the plot, they had rehearsed before, and they randomly pulled out a screenwriter to pretend to be Zhang Wuji, which was also better than Xiao Yueyue.
Xiao Yueyue stubbornly walked to Yang An's side, according to the script, he wanted to protect the white-eyed eagle king.
"Blind My Eyes" Yang An couldn't hold back his laughter, because it was summer, Xiao Yueyue was afraid of the heat, the director team chose a pair of coarse cloth pants that exposed his calves, he saw a pair of thick hairy legs, and he couldn't hold back his laughter, but his mind was full of those things, and he couldn't help it, and he laughed.
VJ was all filmed over there, and the injured Mingjiao people behind Yang An saw Yang An taking the lead in laughing, who could still hold back all the laughter, and their mouths couldn't be closed.
Xiao Yueyue was dumbfounded, standing in front of Yang An, neither advancing nor retreating, looking at Yang An stupidly: "Do I have flowers on my face?"
Yang An lowered his head and waved his hand: "Director, director, I really can't stand it if you can change his pants and shoot again, this leg is too spicy."
Hahahaha It's okay not to remind him, as soon as Yang An reminded him, all the people in the audience noticed Xiao Yueyue's thick legs, and they all laughed, and the shooting was forced to be interrupted.
Variety shows are better than TV series, everyone laughs, it doesn't matter, the audience will laugh together, and then use the same routine, the same behavior again, the audience will naturally compare with the shot just now, if you find a new laugh, you should still laugh.
Fine-tuning again and again, repeating the same shots, and finding different jokes again and again, this is a very common practice in variety shows, the producer likes to delay time with this set, and the audience also loves to watch it.
Everyone rested for five minutes, Xiao Yueyue temporarily changed his clothes, wore a pair of cropped pants, and finally covered his thick legs, and after everyone had laughed enough, continue the plot.
"White-eyed old man" Xiao Yueyue bit his hand, his eyes looked at the sky, and he was cute, he forgot the words Yang An coughed: "Please call me Old Man Yin" Xiao Yueyue breathed a sigh of relief: "Old Man Yin, you sit for a while and have a good rest, I am here to be a mediator today, mediating the contradictions between the six major factions and the Ming Sect, I will take care of everything." ” "What a big breath" The exterminator shouted: "What are you, what qualifications do you have to say such things?"
Xiao Yueyue entered the state, turned around, and smiled at his big cake face: "My name is Zeng Aniu, I am an ordinary person, the exterminator is too much to give face, put down the Heavenly Sword, let's talk about reason."
The exterminator scolded: "You are a young man in the mountains, fighting with you, others will say that I bully Xiao Minjun with a big deal, you will meet this kid, since he dares to spit out wild words, you will try his catties and taels" "Yes, Master" Huang Xiaolei stood up, she is an old actor after all, this kind of scene can hold up for the time being, she walked in front of Xiao Yueyue, held the lady's sword and hugged her fist and said: "Zeng Shaoxia, please" Xiao Yueyue picked the back of her head innocently: "Mom told me not to hit women" Huang Xiaolei couldn't hold back, turned her face sideways and smiled for a while, and finally became serious: "Zeng Shaoxia, can we still compete happily?"
Xiao Yueyue said: "How do you want to compare" Huang Xiaolei said: "Let's compare the method" Huang Xiaolei insisted on yoga practice every day after giving birth, not only did her figure recover well, but she was even more tempting than before she got married, and a large part of the reason was that she insisted on practicing yoga, her sense of balance was particularly good, and she actually took care of her.
Four strong men in short clothes stood between the two groups of forces, holding a rope in the middle, about three meters long and one meter high, slightly concave and not completely straight.
"Drink" Four strong men held on to the logs, which served as fixed pillars on both sides to keep the ropes from being pulled down.
Huang Xiaolei said: "There is only one rope here, we both take turns to go up, hands and feet must not touch the ground, rest on it, whoever holds on for a long time wins." ” Xiao Yueyue was dumbfounded, how did he seem to have heard of this bridge when he was sleeping on the rope, right, Xiaolongnu "Zeng Shaoxia, do you dare" Huang Xiaolei pressed forward step by step, Xiao Yueyue had no way to retreat, gritted her teeth and said, "Come on" Huang Xiaolei deliberately asked: "Who will come first?"
Xiao Yueyue is a shrewd person: "You first" Latecomers can learn from experience, Xiao Yueyue's abacus is fine, but unfortunately Huang Xiaolei is not as good.
When Huang Xiaolei's performance came, she first played a beautiful warm-up palm, which caused the audience to applaud, and then came to the side of the log, flirted her legs, and raised her right leg 18o degrees, higher than her head, and easily stepped on the log This trick has made many men's eyes straight Huang Xiaolei has a secret to maintenance, and her two legs can be easily pressed into a horse, and the first thing that comes to mind in many men's minds is posture unlocking, and her body is soft to this extent, her husband is really blessed.
Xiao Yueyue swallowed his saliva, estimating that he would lose this game.
Sure enough, Huang Xiaolei held the center of the rope with both hands, pressed it slowly, and then tried to lift her legs off the ground.
The rope is shaking, but the amplitude is not large, Huang Xiaolei is like a gymnast, using the slow motion movement in yoga, gradually finding the balance point, the upper body slowly falls, the lower body slowly lifts, and the whole person uses the common support of both hands and legs to maintain balance like a humanoid wooden pole.
The director next to her pinched her watch, Huang Xiaolei held on for 59 seconds, her physical strength was a little exhausted, and her feet fell.
"The Good Yellow Woman lasted for half a pillar of incense" "Zeng Shaoxia, it's your turn" Xiao Yueyue was sweating in a hurry, he hadn't found a good way yet, with such a thin rope, how could he sleep on it Hey, sleep Xiao Yueyue walked over, stood next to the rope, touched it, gestured, it was too thin, and he said: "That Mingjiao brothers, who carries a pillow with him to lend me a cushion" There was a chuckle, and everyone was speechless, what use could anyone bring a pillow with him when they were fighting in a group Yang An had an idea: "Zeng Gongzi, the old man has an invulnerable golden silk treasure here, and the son can fold it up and use it as a pillow." ” Xiao Yueyue took the treasure clothes, thanked Yang An, and returned to the hanging rope.
He also wanted to learn from Huang Xiaolei to practice a word horse, but he lifted his legs hard, at most he could only lift to chest height, and his knees had to be bent.
The treasure clothes were put in his hands first, and he learned Huang Xiaolei to hold down the rope, and his feet glared hard.
"I'll Go" Xiao Yueyue kicked his feet too hard, causing his head to be lightheaded, and the whole person turned over at once, but fortunately he grasped it firmly, and the front flip landed 36o degrees steadily, which scared him into a cold sweat and made the audience burst into laughter "It's kind of interesting, this horizontal bar is so thin" Xiao Yueyue deliberately laughed, hiding his embarrassment, and asked Huang Xiaolei, who was standing on the side, to cover her mouth and turn around with a smile, this guy is too funny.
Huang Xiaolei is very slow to find balance, and Xiao Yueyue doesn't understand the secret in the middle, so it's normal to fail.
Next, Xiao Yueyue changed to another way, he put the golden silk treasure shirt on his stomach, and the whole person turned into a curved prawn shape, hanging on the rope like two sausages, and screamed in pain: "Time, time, don't time" is to be continued
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