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Chapter 700: Yue Yue is a Big Dirty Turtle!


After lying on the rope for less than 5 seconds, Xiao Yueyue took the initiative to come down again.

The fat on his body is very thick, and the swinging around affects his balance very much, although he didn't do another front flip just now, but his stomach can't bear it, and he still feels that it hurts to put on the treasure clothes This posture doesn't work, let's change it again Xiao Yueyue first lifted one foot and stepped over the rope, and his two hands tightly crossed and pulled the rope, intending to lie on it.

"No, no, no, ouch, I'm there" I didn't expect that as soon as I got on the rope, the balls between my legs were strangled by the rope, and if the show wasn't finished, my precious balls would be crushed first, and that would be a big loss This doesn't work, that doesn't work, Xiao Yueyue is going crazy.

The heroes were all laughing, Huang Xiaolei patted him on the shoulder, laughing and making him admit defeat, Xiao Yueyue really had no choice but to turn back to Yang An for help.

Yang An raised his hand to summon him, and taught him a few words of experience in his ear, Xiao Yue Yue was overjoyed, returned to the rope, first wrapped his right calf with the golden silk treasure robe, and then his right leg stepped over the rope first, and wrapped his right foot and right calf twice with the rope, so that his right leg was firmly tied to the rope.

"That's a good trick" Huang Xiaolei couldn't help but praise, and saw Xiao Yueyue trying to support the rope with his right leg, grasping it with both hands, his body was slightly tilted, and he successfully left the ground and hung on the rope.

"Hurry up and incense Zeng Shaoxia" "Zeng Shaoxia, you must hold on" Mingjiao shouted one after another, Xiao Yueyue gritted his teeth, beads of sweat gradually appeared on his face, he still insisted, seeing the camera pointed at him, he almost gritted his teeth and said: "I must mediate the hatred of both sides."

Xiao Yueyue felt that his legs were burning and hurting, and it was estimated that they were about to wear out, so there must be a place in the golden silk treasure clothes that was not protected.

But he has come to this point, he must not be easily defeated, he is the protagonist, he wants to win, sweat is what bloodshed is what he has in his heart Mingjiao's brothers, it is righteousness and benevolence that support his faith With a flick of the corner of his eye, the assistant director raised the red flag, Xiao Yueyue's body softened, and the breath he was holding was released, and the whole person collapsed in an uproar and rolled down from the rope.

"Zeng Shaoxia lasted longer than Huang Woman, Zeng Shaoxia won" The director announces the result and shows the timer to the camera, 7o seconds, enough to win.

"Zeng Shaoxia is mighty" "Young Heroes Are Powerful" "Well done" "Zeng Shaoxia, Zeng Shaoxia, Zeng Shaoxia" Mingjiao cheered and shouted, shouting Zeng Aniu's name in unison, so that Xiao Yueyue, who was not very convenient for his legs and feet, was moved in his heart, he felt that it was worth it to do this, and unconsciously, he substituted into the role of Zhang Wuji, and sank into the plot with his heart, these people are no longer group performances, but real Mingjiao brothers.

Huang Xiaolei clenched her fists: "I lose my heart and take it orally" Xiao Yueyue hugged her fists, and then waved her hand: "The girl's family, go back to her husband and teach her children, what kind of fight will you come out for?"

Huang Xiaolei laughed and returned to the Emei faction, in this battle, the Emei faction lost one game first.

"The Shaolin faction is willing to ask Zeng Shaoxia for his martial arts" It's Wang Baoqiang's turn, these tasks listed by the director team are all fair, and winning or losing really depends on strength.

Yang An borrowed the plaster for the bruises from the assistant and helped Xiao Yueyue apply a little, Xiao Yueyue was much more relaxed, and hugged his fist at Wang Baoqiang: "May I ask the name of this great monk?"

"Old Lady Law Round Protection" Wang Baoqiang couldn't stand the heat, and after reporting his name, he raised his hand and threw the robe to the side, got up bare-chested, and the breeze blew, making it much more comfortable.

Xiao Yueyue thought that this was a provocation, and took a step back in fright: "Monk Yuantong, how are you going to compare?"

Wang Baoqiang said: "We have more internal strength, I am Yuanbao, and Yuantong is my junior brother." ” Xiao Yueyue was dumbfounded: "Monk Yuanbao, you are not mistaken, do you have internal strength?"

Next to him, Yang An reminded: "Zeng Shaoxia, the Shaolin faction has Jiuyang Divine Skill, although it is not a complete version, but it is also the supreme internal strength method" Xiao Yueyue was reminded, yes, he is Zhang Wuji, what he got is the full version of Jiuyang Divine Skill, and Shaolin Temple is the incomplete version, who is more powerful, you can tell at a glance.

The production team sent props, one person held a large ice brick, not allowed to borrow external force, such as smashing, falling, throwing, etc., only to melt it with the body, who melted first faster, proving whose internal force is deeper.

Of course, it's more comfortable than this in the summer, and both of them are willing Wang Baoqiang didn't wear a shirt, so he directly picked up ice cubes and smeared them on his body, as if he was taking a bath with soap.

Xiao Yueyue learned a good look, he had a lot of flesh on his body, the ice cubes were placed under his armpits, placed on his waist and abdomen, the cool feeling came, and the satisfied underbeat on his face made the people around him giggle.

While rubbing, Xiao Yueyue did not forget to hit the other party: "Master Yuantong, what about you taking a bath?"

Wang Baoqiang snorted: "You don't care if I take a bath or not" Xiao Yueyue laughed: "Look at you, the black mud has been washed off, hurry up and rub it" Wang Baoqiang was really obedient, rubbed it on his waist, and frustrated a little mud pill, he still twisted it, looked at it in front of his eyes, his fingers were misplaced, and he flicked it hard, swish "You're not disgusting" Xiao Yueyue dodged this secret weapon and scolded, Wang Baoqiang smiled and didn't explain.

This is an ice brick, not a soap, it's too ugly to do this, the camera is shooting, Wang Baoqiang finally didn't let go of his body and rubbed it, and changed to stick his face to the ice brick, humming coolly.

Xiao Yueyue was a little irritable: "Can I eat it?"

There was only laughter around, and no one said that they couldn't, that is, they could eat it Xiao Yueyue first rubbed it quickly with his hands, rubbed off some dust that might be there, and then put it in his mouth to bite it off.

Click Biting off a small horn, but that's not enough, it's too hard to bite at all And Wang Baoqiang washed his face and arms after washing his face, the ground was wet, and there was also foggy water vapor around him, which seemed to melt faster, indicating that the internal force was deep, and Xiao Yueyue couldn't lose I can't figure it out myself, Xiao Yueyue looked at Yang An again for help, Yang An laughed: "Zeng Shaoxia, first, you should stand in the sun" Xiao Yueyue suddenly realized that he was afraid of the heat so he hid in the shade, isn't it stupid He changed to the sun, looked at Yang An again, and waited for Yang An to say second.

Yang An spoke again, smiling: "Secondly" Secondly, he didn't know what it was, but looked at Xiao Yueyue's waist and abdomen with his eyes, he wanted to prompt, you put the ice brick in your clothes and wrap it, squat down and hold it, and try to make all sides of the ice brick covered by your skin, so that it can melt quickly.

Xiao Yueyue was a little confused, the expression on his face was very strange, first confused, then he thought of something, his eyes widened, as if he was in disbelief, and finally he suddenly realized, revealing a resolute look.

"For the sake of enlightenment, I have been out of the way" Xiao Yueyue made a tragic oath, stood in the sun, and untied his trousers in front of the public.

The onlookers all exclaimed, covered their eyes, blushed, and didn't dare to look again.

The men all shouted loudly, laughing and clapping, shouting in high cheers.

Xiao Yueyue stuffed the ice brick into a certain place, sandwiched it between his two legs, covered it, squatted down, his mouth was frozen into an O-shape, and he rolled his eyes upward, with a cool and crooked expression.

Yang An is stupid, he definitely doesn't mean this, and this scene must not be put on TV for the audience to see, this Nima will definitely ruin the three views He hurriedly shouted: "The kid surnamed Zeng, I asked you to put it in your arms and cover it, not to let you put it there, this section is pinched."

The audience laughed scattered, ouch screaming, Xiao Yueyue came to his senses, it turned out that he was in trouble, he quickly stood up, and laughed so much that he didn't know how embarrassing it was: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'll take it out, reshoot, I'm sorry big brother, wait for me to pose and reshoot" Fortunately, this is a recorded show, if it is broadcast live, Xiao Yueyue will definitely be scolded by netizens as a big dirty turtle, and it will change a lot Wang Baoqiang really laughed, he took the ice cube as soap to take a bath, but he didn't expect Xiao Yueyue, the Lich King, to be even more disgusting, when he saw Xiao Yueyue take out the ice brick from under his crotch, he laughed all over, soap, ah, it's ice, flew out with a bang, rolled a few times on the muddy ground, slid a long distance, and landed right in front of Xiao Yueyue.

Wang Baoqiang hurriedly trotted a few steps, squatted down to pick it up, and Xiao Yueyue burst into a shout: "Come on, Master Yuanbao is going to pick up soap."

The people around him hadn't recovered from Xiao Yueyue's funny just now, and they were put down by this sentence again.

Wang Baoqiang was so frightened that he hurriedly stood up straight, he didn't pick up the soap, his smiling face turned into a crying face, and he looked at Xiao Yueyue with resentment: "What do you mean?"

Xiao Yueyue had already put his ice cubes on his belly, squatting to cover the heat, and stretched out a hand, pointing to the ice cubes wrapped in a layer of gray sand on the ground in front of him, and shouted: "Master Yuanbao, don't play tricks, you can't use external forces, if you want to do this, it's a foul."

Wang Baoqiang squatted down again and reached out to pick it up.

"Picking up soap" Xiao Yueyue burst into tears, and the angry Wang Baoqiang grabbed the ice cube and fled quickly.

The actors on the scene may laugh longer today than they have laughed for a year, especially the Mingjiao people behind Yang An, who were full of momentum, collectively laughing and waving their fists to cheer.

Wang Baoqiang is really crazy, the ice cubes left are not big, but there is ash sticking on them, he always feels dirty when he puts it on his body to scrub it, he was so troubled by Xiao Yueyue just now, and the time is delayed, I don't know if he can win or not "Ahhh Wang Baoqiang rubbed his hands desperately, and after rubbing off the ashes, he began to wipe his body and take a bath, Xiao Yueyue squatted there and felt uncomfortable, he also stood up, the ice brick in his hand became a popsicle, he also fought it, rubbed it violently, and the popsicle became smaller and smaller, and became an ice bar.

Click Xiao Yueyue bit off a piece, chewed it twice, and bit off another piece.

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Wang Baoqiang saw that something was wrong, and he didn't have much left, so he also went to bite, but it was a little thicker, and he didn't bite it off.

The two of them had red eyes, competing for the final degree, after Xiao Yueyue bit off everything, his mouth was stuffed with ice cubes, and he raised his hand with a whimper: "Five-seven is over."

In the big summer, with a mouth and a white mist, Xiao Yueyue is really desperate.

Wang Baoqiang still had a piece left to eat, so he could only watch the director announce: "Zeng Shaoxia won" is unfinished

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