Chapter 17, If you take it seriously, you will lose There is a saying on the Internet: If you are serious, you will lose.
There is also a mantra on the Internet: the greater the hope, the greater the disappointment.
And this is also a true portrayal of many unsatisfactory things in daily life.
For example, Haruhi Suzumiya's SOS team, Crayon Shin-chan's Kasukabe Defense Team, and Doraemon's Youth Adventure Team, these three super invincible teams that once traversed the multiverse and made countless enemies fearful, as well as Nohara's parents and others Gather together and sit in Kasuga, Saitama Prefecture, Japan On the tatami in the living room of the Nohara family, Ichinohara waited with bated breath for the "Lord God" to transport them into the Alien 1 movie.
However, the result was not that they would collectively travel to another world as they thought, but instead they saw a ferocious beast.
The alien suddenly fell from the roof of Nohara Shinnosuke's house According to Nagato Yuki's post-analysis, since the "Main God" has been severely damaged and cannot work normally at all, and even the most basic programs have been destroyed, there is currently no way to bring more people in, so we have to make do.
Release monsters and stuff.
What's even more tragic is that due to the serious lack of energy of the Lord God, the aliens released are also shrunken versions that are only as big as a basketball.
The next moment, the alien, which was originally only the size of a basketball, was lifted up by Doraemon, who was well prepared, and shone a shrinking light on it.
It became only the size of a Japanese yen coin, and was then put into a thick glass box.
In the bottle, enjoy the inhumane onlookers of a large group of busybodies No matter how ferocious the monster is, when it becomes the size of a fingernail, not many people will be afraid.
Well, Nohara Shinnosuke also took a plastic straw and teased the "mini alien" like a bug.
He watched happily as it spit out acid in small mouthfuls, corroding many holes in the straw and at the same time.
The inner wall of the glass bottle was corroded with pits and pits.
Unfortunately, due to the complete lack of food supplements, the poor alien could no longer spray the acid after just a few mouthfuls of acid, and could not corrode a hole out of the glass bottle.
"Oh, it's quite fun.
It's definitely more interesting to raise than a unicorn.
Mom, can I raise it at home?"
After playing with the mini version of the interstellar alien for a while, five-year-old Nohara Shinnosuke naively made the above request.
Hey, hey, what do you think the alien is?
Do you want it to perform a performance of catching chicks?
The chicken still does the butt dance Wang Qiu could only roll his eyes speechlessly at this, while Doraemon and others disagreed.
They had even raised or made more terrifying things.
Well, if you think about it, a "cat-shaped child care robot" that can carry a 100-billion-ton TNT-equivalent nuclear warhead and prepare it for killing mice probably doesn't know how to write the word "fear" at all.
"Of course not, such an ugly thing will scare the guests," Xiaoxin's mother Nohara Miya put her hands on her hips and shouted with a straight face, "And our family still has thirty years of mortgage to pay, and we have a dog, Xiaobai.
It’s already hard enough, how can we raise more small animals?”
Well, in the eyes of Miya Nohara, a housewife, the aliens that can scare astronauts seem to be things like cockroaches.
Well, however, in the world of Crayon Shin-chan, most things do not need to be taken too seriously, because all the evil villains and enemies who want to destroy the world only have the IQ of a five-year-old child at most or are even more stupid.
"What an ugly piece of shit."
This was the comment of His Highness, Commander Haruhi Suzumiya.
"It's better to die as soon as possible."
Therefore, Fat Tiger said next that in order to celebrate the victory of defeating the alien and defending the earth, he would sing a song on the spot.
Others quickly took out cotton plugs in their ears, and the alien in the bottle staggered and fell immediately.
Under the influence of the gods, He died helplessly under the curse and Fat Tiger's singing.
At this point, the plot of Alien 1 ends with the dull disappointment of the SOS group, the Kasukabe Defense Team and the Youth Adventure Group.
In this incredible world, there are many things that you will lose if you take them seriously.
At noon that day, the Nohara family hosted Wang Qiu, Haruhi Suzumiya, Doraemon and others for a rather sumptuous lunch.
In general, although they are also burdened with heavy mortgage pressure and the head of the family is also a typical office worker working 9 to 5, the Nohara family seems to be wealthier than the Nobi family.
First of all, Nohara Hiroshi is the sales department of Futaba Trading Company.
The section chief has an annual salary of more than 6 million yen, while Nobi’s father Dad only works as a "section chief's assistant", which is similar to a secretary or adjutant.
The position and income are much worse.
Secondly, the cost of living in Saitama Prefecture is slightly lower than that in Tokyo, so the Nohara family can afford it.
Although the car was to be paid in installments over ten years, the Nobi family could not afford it.
This difference is reflected at the dining table, that is, the food of the Nohara family is better than that of the Nobi family.
Although there are nearly twenty people at the table at one time, everyone still gets a piece of fragrant fried pork chop, plus two fried chicken legs.
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That's it.
The amount of meat is limited, so it’s not possible for everyone to eat as much as they want, and delicacies from the mountains and sea are really unaffordable.
The vegetables were green peppers and carrots, but Xiaoxin secretly threw away half of the green peppers.
No way, Nohara Shinnosuke's child's extreme dislike of green peppers is as famous as his love for his beautiful elder sister.
After lunch, Haruhi Suzumiya, who was already a little less interested, headed back to Hyogo Prefecture through the random gate.
But Nagato Yuki stayed for the time being, studying the functions and secrets of the "Main God" ball with Doraemon.
I don't know how Nagato Yuki, an alien agent, actually obtained the function and secret of the "Main God" ball from the "Main God" ball.
I dug out a port and connected it to the laptop with a data cable.
As for Wang Qiu, who had absolutely no involvement in such professional issues, under the leadership of Xiaoxin, he visited the Nohara family's house and took a closer look.
Except for the room on the second floor of the Nohara family, which was used as a study, no one was sleeping. , the whole family spent the night in a large room on the first floor making a floor, but the entire building structure is actually very similar to the Nobi house.
Could it be that traditional Japanese-style buildings are all based on the same routine?
In addition, Nohara Shinnosuke also proudly showed off their new building.
Xiaobai bought a second-hand luxury dog house from the flea market for 10,000 yen.
It adopts a Japanese-style palace structure and has exquisite carved beams and paintings. , it looks really beautiful.
The only flaw is that the owner of this dog house, Xiaobai, seems to be a little bit depressed and depressed.
Later I found out that Xiaoxin forgot to feed the dog today.
Speaking of which, Xiaobai, a mongrel dog, lived a life of ups and downs in Xiaoxin's house.
Sometimes Xiaoxin accidentally forgot to feed him, and ended up starving to the skin and bones; sometimes he ate a whole week's worth of food.
Dog food makes the belly bulge high; for a while it becomes as fat as Piggy, for a while, became as skinny as a skeleton; from time to time, he was dragged by Shin-chan to breed with some strange animals.
Fortunately, Crayon Shin-chan is a comedy work, and all science, logic and rationality are just a cloud, otherwise this life would be miserable.
The unfortunate puppy may have been buried long ago.
As it got darker, adults from various families called to urge him, and Xiaoxin's children at Futaba Kindergarten also said goodbye and left, preparing to go home and go to bed.
Nobi Nobita, Minamoto Shizuka, Onikawa Koo, Fat Tiger and other elementary school students also started to pack their things.
But at this moment, Nagato Yuki, who was wearing rabbit headphones and staring at the screen, suddenly took off his headphones and turned around and spoke.
Another latest alert "There are new changes in the main god space.
We will enter the curse plot in one hour.
Please pay attention."
This sudden news made Wang Qiu, who was opening Doraemon's dimensional pocket and preparing to dig in, stumble.
Hey, the alien has just been sung to death by Fat Tiger's singing, and now there is a cursed ghost without eyes looking for death.
Well, although Haruhi Suzumiya has left, the Nohara family's camp is still very strong, so there shouldn't be any serious problems.
Therefore, everyone who was interested gathered again in the living room of the Nohara family, watching TV while waiting for the curse to come and turn the Nohara family into a haunted house.
The Nohara family also discussed with great interest the question of "where will the ghost of Kayako come out?"
Unfortunately, when the "Main God" prompted the plot to enter, the Nohara family, Doraemon and others searched for a long time and found nothing strange.
It wasn't until I heard Xiaobai barking hoarsely in the yard that I found a super-cottage-level curse in his dog house.
"The latest luxurious dog house purchased by the Nohara family for their mongrel dog Xiaobai originally belonged to a little female Chihuahua named Kayako across the street.
During her lifetime, the little bitch Kayako had a crush on the neighbor's Akita dog Xiaobai, but she was...
A big, thick, black and hard wolf dog brutally raped and killed Kayako.
The wronged soul has since become an earth-bound spirit.
He was sold to the Nohara family along with the luxurious dog house where he lived, and he is obsessed with Xiaobai, who he had a crush on before."
While listening to Nagato Yuki's uneventful explanation, I watched the ghost of a little Chihuahua bitch emerge from Xiaobai's dog food bowl and flutter around the dog house, making Xiaobai bark in terror.
Everyone couldn't help but have the urge to throw themselves to the ground and bang their heads against the wall: "Oh my god, isn't the doghouse version of the curse a lie?"
There is no way, in this incredible world, there are many things that you will lose if you take them seriously.
In short, through Nagato Yuki's "information operation", everyone finally successfully resolved the evil spirit of the bitch version of Kayako, and successfully completed this "dog-ghost love", allowing Xiaobai to live a normal life after walking every day.
You can all see the "happy life" of the little bitch Gay Coco ghost oshow7: