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Chapter 18, the terrifying daily life of the Nobi family


After the hilarious plot of the doghouse version of Grudge came to an end, the severely disabled god seemed to have stopped for a while. yznn Of course, since even the main god space has collapsed, the rewards and exchange services for completing tasks will naturally be gone.

Therefore, whether it is Suzumiya Haruhi's SOS group, Nohara Shinnosuke's Kasukabe defense team, or Doraemon's youth adventure group, after cheering and celebrating, they can only go home indifferently.

Apart from the adventure itself, Not much real gain.

Before leaving, the alien girl Nagato Yuki took away the main god sphere and prepared to continue using the powerful computing power for research.

Wang Qiu, on the other hand, focused his main energy on exploring Doraemon, and came to some not-so-pleasant conclusions.

First of all, in the world of Doraemon, although time is obviously passing normally, there is no real change.

It is like a Mobius strip that Nobita has spent countless winter and summer vacations. , actually still a fifth grader in elementary school forever.

The manga originally set Nobi Nobita as a fourth-grade elementary school student, and it took more than thirty years before he was promoted to the fifth grade.

Of course, strictly speaking, there are no changes.

For example, a laptop appeared in Nobita's room, Nobita's friends and parents used mobile phones, and Nobi and Doraemon even had personal webpages online.

In short, things have changed.

It's just the background of the times.

Secondly, in Doraemon's pocket, there are many props that completely control the law of cause and effect, such as the Pocket Parliament, the Dictator Button and the If Phone Box.

These props seem to be able to easily conquer the world, but in the hands of Nobi Nobita, they can only Continuously making jokes is really a very scary thing.

After trying the Pocket Congress, Wang Qiu came to a chilling conclusion.

This thing may not be able to change reality at all, but only creates a virtual period for the user.

Memory, the purpose is to educate users not to abuse their power, etc.

Then, after paying tribute to Doraemon with several large plates of various pastries and dried fish, Wang Qiu finally borrowed a few props from Doraemon to take home.

However, he was disappointed to find that Doraemon’s props had been taken home.

The world on Wang Qiu's side is completely useless.

Perhaps it is because of the different rules of the world.

For the same reason, the passage between Doraemon's world and Wang Qiu's world is also one-way.

For example, when Nobi Nobita was idle and bored one day, he tried to get into Wang Qiu's house to visit, but But the opening of the bag on the opposite side was blocked by an invisible barrier, and there was no way to get out.

This discovery made Wang Qiu a little disappointed, but he also couldn't help but feel a little relieved.

After all, the good-for-nothing elementary school student Nobita Nobita's god of plague physique is not much better than that of the god of death elementary school student Conan.

Basically, no matter where he goes, he will be in trouble.

If Doraemon's next full-length novel turns out to be Nobita's urban management headquarters War records, then Wang Qiu probably had to hang himself afterward.

In fact, just the daily life of Nobi Nobita and Doraemon made Wang Qiu very horrified.

In any case, it is true that Doraemon is an extremely good robot.

Even a loser like Nobi Nobita can definitely create an extraordinary future as long as he uses this robot and fully utilizes its abilities.

But the problem is, his size, horsepower and weight are enough to turn the Nobi family's daily life into a nightmare.

Doraemon is 129.3 centimeters tall, weighs 129.3 kilograms, has a strength of 129.3 horsepower, and has a top speed of 129.3 kilometers per hour.

Next, I don’t know whether it is because it must be equipped with excellent artificial intelligence, but the diameter of his big head is 80 centimeters.

With such a huge head, it is really incredible that he can come to Nobita's home.

As we all know, Nobi Nobita's desk is connected to a time machine, and Doraemon from the 22nd century came out of the desk drawer.

But the problem is that most people's desk drawers are only 60 to 70 centimeters in length and width at most.

So if Nobita Nobita also used an ordinary elementary school student's desk, Doraemon's head melon seeds would be stuck in the drawer.

Can't come out It's so sad that I finally came all the way from the 22nd century to the present day, but I got stuck right before my destination.

Fortunately, the desk in Nobita Nobita's room, although it looks simple, is not the compact desk of ordinary elementary school students, but the kind of high-end desk used by directors of large companies.

The main drawer is also one meter wide and one meter deep.

The super large size of 90 centimeters.

Alas, Nobita Nobita is just an elementary school student, but he uses such a luxurious and luxurious desk as a desk.

This shows how high Nobita's parents expect this child.

However, their precious son did not use the big desk to study hard.

Instead, a futuristic robot emerged from the desk drawer that allowed him to live a good life without working hard, making him a super celebrity famous in the multiverse.

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Sometimes things in this world are really unpredictable.

However, thanks to Nobi Nobita's luxurious desk, Doraemon can get in and out of the desk drawer without incident.

But from the moment Doraemon of this size started to live in Nobi's house, the whole family really started to feel overwhelmed.

For example, just passing by Doraemon in the corridor at home was as difficult as going to heaven: Japan The width of the corridor in a home is usually only 90 centimeters, but Doraemon, whose head diameter is 80 centimeters, only has 10 centimeters of width left when passing through this corridor.

If Doraemon and Doraemon meet in a narrow way in the corridor, one of them must step back.

For this reason, the Nobi family had to carry out large-scale renovations, expanding the width of the corridors and stairs by one and a half meters, wasting a lot of space and area.

In addition, for Doraemon, going up and down stairs is even more difficult.

Doraemon's legs are only about 20 centimeters long, and it is impossible to climb the narrow and steep Japanese-style home stairs.

In addition, the soles of his feet are both flat and large, and the diameter seems to be about 40 centimeters.

In order to allow him to stand on the stairs, the steps of the Nobi family's stairs had to be made very large.

But such a long staircase requires a lot of construction.

In such a small house, it takes up all the building space, so you might as well just climb the ladder like a submariner.

The final solution was for Doraemon to install suspension engines on the soles of his feet, allowing him to "float" and walk like a ghost.

Just having a head that is too big and legs that are too short has already caused these problems, and then there are even more terrifying problems.

Doraemon's weight is 129.3 kilograms, and his strength is 129.3 horsepower.

As a result, it is extremely dangerous to live with this kind of robot.

You must know that Doraemon still maintains the habit of a cat.

He climbs up the eaves every three days to fall in love with the female cat.

But this weight of 129.3 kilograms, Japanese style Can the house with such a thin eaves bear it?

It is heavier than two Wang Qiu or three Nobi Nobita.

It is comparable to a sumo wrestler.

To this end, the roof and beams of Nobi's house had to be specially reinforced, and material conversion lights were used to turn the wood into high-strength alloy steel.

Compared with the weight of 129.3 kilograms, the power of 129.3 horsepower is even more terrifying, because the maximum human power does not exceed 6 horsepower, so Doraemon can easily overturn more than twenty ordinary people alone.

Nobita and Doraemon often confront each other and hug each other, but if he really does this, it will be more violent than being hit by a Roshan-level sumo wrestler with full force, and he is guaranteed to be knocked away.

Not only that, Nobita would sometimes get into a fight with Doraemon over a dorayaki, but if Wang Qiu were to do such a thing with a robot weighing 129.3 kilograms and having a strength of 129.3 horsepower, , guaranteed to immediately cause comminuted fractures all over the body and ruptured internal organs, casting a terrifying shadow of death over the seemingly ordinary daily life.

Fortunately, Nobita Nobita was particularly resistant and survived.

However, there is a more terrifying guy in Doraemon's world, and that is Fat Tiger.

Even Doraemon was beaten unconscious by this kid king.

Doraemon can already fight twenty, and Fat Tiger's hand-to-hand fighting ability is even higher than Doraemon.

It is estimated that it will not be a problem to kill all over Hong Kong's Causeway Bay with a watermelon knife.

No wonder he dares to say "I "Everything I own is mine, and everything you own is mine."

Such domineering words can be said.

But facing such a powerful fat tiger, Nobita Nobita often has the courage to resist him, and even more.

Knocked him down once.

I think it is because of his indomitable perseverance that he can live with such a terrifying Doraemon.

The most terrible thing is that when Doraemon ran away in fear when encountering a mouse, the maximum speed he burst out in an instant was also 129.3 kilometers per hour.

The problem is that most of the times this cat-shaped robot will encounter a mouse, it should be At home and indoors: The scene of a robot weighing 129.3 kilograms running through a cramped family residence at speeds close to that of an express train is really terrifying.

Fortunately, no matter how many things Doraemon broke during his rampage, as long as he shined the recovery light, they would be restored as new immediately.

As for the destruction and commotion that Doraemon's props brought to the Nobi family, I don't know how to describe it.

Here, Wang Qiu couldn't help but shed tears of sympathy for Nobi's father and Nobi's mother.

It's really not easy for you to live in such a terrible home every day and to arrange everything in order.

As long as Doraemon is around, Nobi Nobita can live a happy life even if he doesn't work hard.

But in order to live with such a terrifying Doraemon, one must make extraordinary efforts.

Sure enough, even the high technology of the 22nd century is not perfect.

On the other hand, when Wang Qiu observed the daily life of the Nobi family with curiosity, horror, and even admiration, the alien agent Chief Yuki Kato finally had a preliminary understanding of the "Master God" sphere. result. oshow7: