Chapter 83: The goddess is really hard to beat "Look, look, look, these are the two real dragons from another world that Captain Wang has just captured, and they are being led by him on the street."
"Oh, this is the legendary real dragon, but this head seems a bit too small."
"Although it is a bit smaller, in terms of appearance, it is indeed much more powerful than the bipedal flying dragons ridden by the indigenous people."
"But Comrade Xiao Wang just tied a rope to the dragon and pulled it out for a walk without putting it in a cage.
Isn't it too dangerous?"
"Yes, you are so nervous walking the dragon on the street like a dog.
Aren't you afraid that they will spit fire and bite people?"
"Don't worry, Captain Wang is not that unreliable.
Since he dares to walk on the street like this, he must have taken precautions."
"Ah, this is inside information.
I know that Doraemon's prop, Momotaro Rice Ball, must have been heard of, right?
It's that kind of all-purpose animal taming food.
Captain Wang has fed these two little dragons, so they are really better than dogs now."
My son is still well behaved.”
"No wonder Momotaro rice balls are said to be able to tame devils, Tyrannosaurus rex and space monsters."
On the streets of Arnus City, Captain Wang Qiu of the Urban Management Team was holding two newly captured baby dragons and paraded them through the streets in a grand manner.
Although this small commotion in the elven village did not spread to the city walls of Arnus City, the air raid siren that was played due to the detection of the baby dragon still had an impact on the people's hearts in the city, and the city management It is true that many people in the brigade died in one breath because of the reckless behavior of that teasing Asian god.
Therefore, in order to appease people's hearts, Wang Qiu temporarily organized a simple triumphal parade despite the haste.
At present, most of the buildings in the urban area of Arnus are still idle, but as preparations for the trial operation of various tourism projects are about to be completed, they have gradually gained some popularity.
At this time, a crowd of idlers gathered on the roadside and in front of the windows facing the street, watching the two dragons and pointing.
Christopher, the U.S. representative who had just left the arms of the prostitutes of the "Angel Tribe", was standing under the street lamp on the street, watching with interest Wang Qiu and his party who had "returned in triumph."
However, unlike others, he did not focus all his attention on the two young dragons.
Instead, he paid more attention to the Asian god who was wearing a black Gothic lolita dress and carrying a huge ax gun on his shoulder.
Apostle, Loli Mercurius "His Majesty" "The look is that of a goth lolita with such a big ax gun on her shoulders.
It's probably made of plastic."
He smiled and said to the Chinese receptionist next to him, "You people in the Chinese government are quite good at playing sex now."
The corner of the Chinese receptionist's mouth twitched, "No, sir, she is an indigenous person here, and she is also a religious person."
"But this is obviously a goth lolita.
I've seen her dressed like this in a maid cafe in Akihabara, Japan."
Christopher had a look of disbelief on his face, "Which religious clergy would dress up like this and be cute and teach lolita and control girls?"
"I'm not kidding you, sir.
This Miss Loli Mercurial is indeed a sub-god apostle serving Gomora, the god of war, or the most senior priest and envoy.
The black stockings on her Gothic suit The Loli uniform is actually the standard priest uniform of the Church of God of War Omorrah."
"The priest uniform of the Church of the God of War actually has such a God of War, oh my God."
Christopher couldn't help but be horrified: with his too poor imagination, he really couldn't imagine letting an army composed of black stockings Gothic Lolita go.
War would be such a subversive scene.
In addition, Mr.
Christopher Wallace also keenly noticed a key word, "You said she is a sub-god."
"Ah, yes, this Miss Mercurial is not a mortal, but a sub-god who serves Gomora, the god of war.
She is similar to the Valkyrie in Nordic mythology.
No, her status should be higher than that of the female Valkyrie.
Valkyrie, the god of war, is much more noble than an apostle of the sub-god like her.
They are equivalent to reserve gods or alternate gods.
As long as they live long enough, they will definitely become gods and be placed on the earth.
They are the living Jesus, Sakyamuni and Muhammad.
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Well, they may be even more powerful.
After all, Jesus is not the same.
If you are like her, you will never grow old or die, and your life span will be as long as the sky."
"Jesus from another world has such virtues."
Christopher imagined in his mind the scene of Comrade Jesus wearing a black silk Gothic lolita skirt, traveling around preaching, and immediately he couldn't help but feel messy in the wind, unable to think, and even embarrassed.囧有神 At the same time, Wang Qiu's triumphant team had left the sight of all foreign spectators and entered the inner city, which is still a military restricted area.
As soon as they entered, the two young dragons were surrounded by a group of scientists in white coats, followed by a team of crazy reporters holding cameras.
"Oh, this time, two real dragons threw themselves into the trap and fucked my son beautifully."
Mayor Wang Meiling looked at the two young dragons who were eating Momotaro rice balls and were as good as dogs.
She smiled from ear to ear for a moment.
She patted Wang Qiu on the shoulder and praised, "Not bad, not bad.
I saw that at the Beijing Zoo before."
I have always wanted to get a few back, and the Hengdian Film and Television City also wanted to raise a dragon for filming costume dramas, but unfortunately it has been out of stock.
Now I finally have one, and there is a male and a female, which are perfect for mating and breeding."
Mom, there are so many flaws in what you just said.
I don’t even know where to start.
"Uh, Mom, this is a lizard-shaped dragon in the Western fantasy concept.
It is completely different from the dragon in our Eastern Chinese civilization.
Just looking at the size and appearance, you can tell that it is completely different.
Even if it is sent up, it is not considered auspicious. .
Moreover, these two young dragons are born to the same parents, and they are brother and sister.
If they are used for inbreeding, will anything go wrong?"
Wang Qiu said with a twitching corner of his mouth.
"Hey, no matter what kind of dragon it is, it's better than nothing.
Besides, what human ethics do these two beasts need to consider?"
Mayor Wang Meiling disagrees with this, "At most, there will be a few stillbirths and deformed babies, it's not a big deal."
"However, based on the average lifespan of a real dragon, it may take five hundred years for them to reach adulthood and become fertile."
"Five hundred years, eh, this is indeed a problem.
Such a long time is really a bit unbearable."
Mayor Wang Meiling immediately took a breath of cold air, "Can we use some means to ripen it, such as time furoshiki?"
"It's okay to use time to mature a young dragon into an adult dragon, but have you considered the consequences?"
Wang Qiu spread his hands, "The taming ability of Momotaro Rice Ball only takes effect on this side of the door.
When the two dragons arrived in the city of Hong Kong on the other side of the door, they immediately lost control.
With the current size and size of these two young dragons, Even with the strongest cage, it can barely be closed, but if it were replaced by two adult dragons, wouldn't it be the same as throwing two Godzillas into the city of Hong Kong?
They can also breathe fire.
In addition, because they are not pure-blooded flame dragons, but hybrids of flame dragons and water dragons, it is difficult to say whether they are fertile or not.
In fact, it is difficult to say that there are similar examples on earth, whether they are hybrids of horses and donkeys.
Mules are ligers that are hybrids of lions and tigers.
Although they look relatively healthy, they all have insurmountable obstacles in terms of fertility and reproduction."
"Looks like there's no other way, so let's keep it as it is and transport it back like this.
Five hundred years, five hundred years."
Next, the relevant departments sent a notice, not only requiring Wang Qiu and the others to transport the two captured young dragons and the dragon-man sub-god Giselle who was cut into a human stick to the country as soon as possible for the purpose of research.
At the same time, the relevant departments also invited Miss Loli Mercury, a "living sub-god sample", to visit Hong Kong for close observation and to confirm whether the sub-gods from other worlds can still exert their divine power after arriving on earth. .
In addition, in order to confirm whether the magicians of the Falmat continent can cast spells on the earth, and whether it is possible for the people on earth to master alien spells, the blue-haired girl magician Lelei and her sister, as the first group to lead the party, , was also invited to the Earth this time.
So, Wang Qiu fed the two hybrid baby dragons a large amount of fresh meat mixed with anesthetics to make them unconscious.
Then he stuffed the baby dragons into an iron cage and loaded them into a truck to prepare for departure.
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Lelai, Luo Li and others also readily agreed to the invitation.
They had long been curious about the hometown of the aliens.
However, just as this mighty team passed through the ancient Greek temple-style "door" on the top of Arnus Hill, a sudden change occurred.
As we all know, various abnormal situations will always occur around most protagonists.
This phenomenon is usually collectively referred to as the protagonist's halo.
According to the differences in specific functions, it can be further subdivided into group ridicule halo, IQ loss halo, stallion halo, pick-up halo, hatred aura, adventure halo, overlord halo, explosion halo, invincibility halo and leapfrog monster-killing halo Wait, wait.
But upon closer inspection, whether it is the famous death student Conan, the cute magical girl Illya, the upright Captain America, the hot-blooded and funny Luffy, the miserable Harry Potter, or even the useless Nobi Nobita, although they have different personalities and styles, they still have one thing in common, that is, they will make big news no matter where they go.
From this, it can be seen that the so-called halo of the protagonist is actually the halo of the disaster star, and other effects are just incidental.
In the same way, Comrade Wang Qiu has always had the constitution of a disaster star.
He will bring all kinds of bad luck and natural disasters wherever he goes, but sometimes they are latent and sometimes they occur: and now, it is the halo of natural disasters on Wang Qiu's head.
It's time to start.
Just when he sent people to escort two young dragons, a human stick god, and a large number of followers, and prepared to return to the earth through the time and space gate in the shape of an ancient Greek temple, countless bright rays of light suddenly emerged from the temple.
The ceiling inside lights up, penetrating the space inside the "door", creating a holy and solemn atmosphere.
Next, a woman wearing a Greco-Roman white robe floated in the colorful glow.
She had a beautiful face, a slim figure, and a dignified and kind demeanor.
She was so beautiful that no one dared to think of blasphemy.
Heart.
However, as long as you look carefully, you can easily find that she is not a real living person, or even an entity, but a holographic phantom projected in the void, or similar to Luo Tianyi and Virtual idols like Hatsune Miku.
This is the true god of the Falmat continent, a pure spiritual aggregate.
According to Xianxiawen, it is roughly equivalent to the cultivator's "out-of-body soul", a wandering soul without a body, or a ball.
Concepts are intangible and cannot be destroyed.
Despite this, everyone who was caught off guard was dazzled for a moment, and their faces were quite intoxicated.
Only the Apostle of the Goddess Loli Mercurial had an ugly expression on her face.
She raised her axe-gun and cursed in a low voice: "As expected, Che has come out again, Handy, this haunting guy."
Wang Qiu, who was standing next to Loli, noticed the revealed news very keenly, and was immediately shocked: "She is Handy, the God of the Underworld in this world, but why is she here?"
"Why does Handy appear here?
Because this door connecting the two worlds is originally her temple."
Loli raised her neck and glanced at him sideways, "You were originally brought into this world by her, and we are now in her territory."
Well, Wang Qiu touched his nose in embarrassment.
Although what Loli said is not completely wrong, I'm afraid it may not be completely correct.
Regarding the emergence of "Gate" in Victoria Bay, Hong Kong, at least the main god system has a share of the credit for this.
It's not enough for the indigenous people to talk about it.
All in all, after her stunning appearance, the silhouette of Handy suspended in mid-air first looked around like a goddess, then raised her fist to her mouth, making a dry coughing gesture, and then gave a eloquent speech.
Unfortunately, as a pure spiritual being, she seemed to be unable to make any sounds, so everyone could only watch her mouth opening and closing stupidly, changing mouth shapes, but couldn't hear even a single word.
Similarly, no one present mastered the rare skill of lip reading.
In this way, the arrival and speech of the majestic goddess of the underworld, and possibly the issuance of an oracle, suddenly turned into a mime without subtitles.
The original divine feeling The solemn sense of oppression quickly disappeared from everyone's hearts, leaving only an indescribable sense of embarrassment.
Goddess Handy also quickly noticed this problem, but she had no solution.
Only Loli Mercurial, a sub-god, was present and could rely on her divine power to "hear" clearly what Goddess Handy was saying, but no matter Goddess Handy How pitifully did he signal to her with his eyes?
Every time, she pouted and ignored them, resolutely refusing to act as an intermediary or translator.
Next, the anxious Goddess Handy ran around in the air, overlooking everyone again and again, and finally her eyes lit up, and she looked straight at Lan The young magician Lelei bumped into her "Too bad I didn't expect that there is a body suitable for the coming of gods here, Handy, just wait for me."
While the others were still confused, Loli's expression changed.
Unfortunately, before she could stop her, Lelai, who had been penetrated by the goddess, fell to the ground with a "snap", and then her whole body was filled with light.
Her short hair instantly grew into the waist-length hair of Goddess Handy.
The next moment, Lelai's appearance and demeanor changed subtly, or she was temporarily possessed by the goddess Handy.
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She stood up from the ground again and said with a strange accent, "Ah, little girl from another world."
Where do you want to take my apostle and my wife, you villains?”
In an instant, these words made the scene as quiet as frozen.
Then a small volcano erupted "Are you kidding?
Who is your wife?"
The apostle of the sub-god, Loli Mercurius, raised the gleaming giant axe, jumped up like an explosive kitten whose tail was stepped on, pointed the sharp blade at the goddess Handy who possessed the young magician Lelei, and shouted angrily.
He said, "How many times have I told you that I don't want to be your bride?
How can I marry you, a ghost who doesn't even have a body, if I have the same gender?"
"Oh hehehe, what does it matter?
In another forty years, won't you become just like me?"
Lelei, or the goddess Handy, who was taken away from her body, said with a smile, "For a god without a body, what meaning does gender have?"
Then, she turned around again and looked at Wang Qiu and others, "Hello, humans from another world.
My name is Handy, the Lord of Hades in this land, and the one who opened the top of Arnus Hill.
This door allows you to come to the guide of the Falmat continent."
Wang Qiu and others were listening with bated breath, but at this point, Goddess Handy suddenly stopped talking and tilted her head cutely, "Before we start talking about business, can you treat me to a decent meal first?"
As for meals, I haven’t eaten in I don’t know how many years.”
Wang Qiu and others all rolled their eyes in their hearts, saying that they were speechless oshow7: