Chapter 84: The goddess is really in trouble Handi, the goddess of the underworld, is in charge of hell, caves, underground spaces and other divine functions.
She is one of the oldest, most famous and most powerful gods on the Falmat continent.
She has a holy city of Belnag that belongs to her, which has been widely believed and admired long before humans appeared on this continent.
It's a pity that he is a Lily Funny with out-of-the-box thinking.
Although she is the goddess of the underworld, Handy is also concerned about the social progress of the mortal world, knowing that a world that is entrenched in self-improvement and lacks vitality will inevitably gradually move towards decline and destruction.
Therefore, Handy used his astonishing magnanimity and fearless spirit to regularly open the door of time and space at the top of Arnus Hill, allowing different worlds to connect to the Falmat continent again and again, so as to allow Falmat to Continents acquire species, civilizations, cultures, technologies, and knowledge from other worlds.
And as a price, the ruler of this continent is always changing with the years.
It's a pity that he is a Lily Funny with out-of-the-box thinking.
The changes of species in the Falmat continent for thousands of years, the birth and evolution of civilization, the rise and fall of various races, the decline of elves, the invasion of orcs and the rise of humans, the outbreak of interdimensional wars, etc.
This series of historical events Handy, the goddess of the underworld, is one of the driving forces behind the big events.
It's a pity that he is a Lily Funny with out-of-the-box thinking.
Falmat continent, this land that once slept in the wilderness for hundreds of millions of years and was ruled by elves for thousands of years, can become as crowded and lively as it is now.
Handy, the goddess of the underworld, can It can be said that it is a great contribution.
It's a pity that he is a Lily Funny with out-of-the-box thinking.
Well, he is also a foodie.
At this moment, in a high-end hotel in Arnus City, the goddess Handy, who had snatched the body of the young magician Lelei, was attacking a large table of delicacies with gleaming eyes.
Her mouth was full of oil as she ate.
There were also piles of empty plates and bowls stacked up, completely ignoring the various cameras and cameras set up around them, which were recording a "Picture of a Foodie Goddess".
In addition, there was a large circle of people with different thoughts. complex gaze Staring, staring, staring, I really want to kill people with my eyes.
Right next to the goddess who was feasting, Lelei's sister, the female magician Albegio, was staring at her with eyes full of anger.
At this moment, Albeggio had to use up all his self-control in order not to pick up the soup pot and hit the head of the goddess who had stolen his sister's body.
If Albezio's eyes could emit lasers like Superman, Goddess Handy would have been reduced to ashes at this moment.
But considering that Goddess Handy is actually using Lelei's body now, I'm afraid Albegio wouldn't dare to do anything even if he really had such a power.
However, although he didn't have the guts to put the soup pot on Goddess Handy's head, Albegio still had the guts to remind her.
"Ahem, Your Majesty the Goddess, may I remind you that you are currently using my sister's body."
Looking at Goddess Handy, or rather his sister's belly, which was gradually bulging as if she was pregnant as Goddess Handy was eating so much, Albegio couldn't help but coughed dryly and said, "Eat so much in one go.
If you do, it will probably break her stomach."
"Ah, I'm sorry, I haven't eaten for a long time, and I can't help myself."
Although this Goddess Handy was thinking a lot, she seemed to be quite easy to talk to.
She didn't look offended or annoyed at all.
Instead, she put down her knife and fork with a smile, and wiped her lips with a napkin at the same time, "Oh , ascending to heaven and becoming a god sounds great, but it’s really not.
How many benefits?
Sometimes I feel that I am not as good as the poorest mortal.
Because I am separated from the physical body, not to mention fine wine and food, I can't even chew the roughest black bread, and I can't drink the most ordinary cold water.
I have already remembered it.
I don’t know when was the last time I had a meal.”
"Well, can't you find someone to possess you and come down to earth to enjoy yourself like you are doing now?"
Mayor Wang Meiling, who was accompanying him, asked in confusion.
"Alas, there is only one mortal like this blue-haired girl who is suitable for possession.
How can it be so easy to find a god?
The soul is so powerful that the body of an ordinary mortal cannot bear it.
Even if the god descends only a wisp of soul, Even if it only lasts for a short time, it will give Advent a It can cause serious harm to the person in the body, ranging from bleeding from the seven orifices to death.
Although I have many devout believers who would rather give up their lives to let me enjoy a moment of joy, but as the object of their service, what can I do?
I can’t bear to let them die for such a reason.”
Goddess Handy said with compassion, but then changed the topic, "But having said that, some believers are really too much.
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They simply treat me like a trash can, and they keep throwing all kinds of prayers at me without any end.
I have nothing.
I want to get rich.
Please help me.
I want to get ahead.
Let me win this bet.
Pray for good fortune.
There are even hopes of winning the battle and finding the one I love.
Many of my prayer wishes are conflicting with each other, let alone realizing them.
Even if I listen to them one by one, it will annoy me to death when encountering things like this.
Wasteful believers who rely on others are a burden, so it’s better to just let them all die.”
Hey, Goddess Handy, is it really okay for you to comment on those believers who pray to you devoutly?
How sad would it be to hear this?
Although some believers who daydream all day long and dream about getting something for nothing and reaching the sky in one step are indeed annoying, but it seems that it is the job of gods to serve as the trash can for believers' negative emotions.
Otherwise, why would people worship them?
And you But having said that, Handi is an ancient goddess who has dominated this vast land long before humans appeared.
Therefore, it does not require the canonization of a mortal emperor, nor does it rely on incense and faith to live.
On earth, it is at least equivalent to the extraordinary existence of Jehovah and the Snail Empress, the most noble god above gods.
There are only times when people beg her, not when she begs for others, so you really don’t have to care about the opinions of believers.
Wang Qiu thought so, and couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth, but still asked as politely as possible, "So, do the food and drinks on this table suit your taste?
My dear Goddess Handy, is there anything that needs improvement?"
"Ah, the food in another world is indeed very delicious and there are many novel dishes that I have never seen before.
It is endlessly memorable."
Goddess Handy nodded approvingly, "It seems to be the right choice to connect your world with Falmat Continent."
"Ahem, now that your appetite has been satisfied, get out of here, Handy."
Loli Mercurial, who had always had a stinky face, suddenly interrupted coldly and said, "Just seeing your appearance makes me furious."
"Hiccup, this can't be done, Lolita.
I'm far from satisfied yet."
Goddess Handy burped lazily and said with a smile, "Satisfying appetite can only be regarded as one of my extra interests.
What really makes me miss you is that you are still lovely, my favorite fiancée Loli.
I’m here to marry you this time.”
Having said this, she stood up from the table, came to Lolita, and stretched out her fingers like a gift, "The cutest Lolita in the world, please marry me and become my wife.
Let's Become one forever and live the happiest life ever since.”
"Who is your fiancée, you perverted goddess talking to yourself?"
As if the most sensitive excitement point was touched, Loli Mercury couldn't help but jumped up again, and opened the hand extended by Goddess Handy with a "snap", "I don't want to marry you, what if you do it again?"
If we don't adjust like this, people will really get angry."
"Ah, is this shyness before marriage?
Don't be too shy.
I believe you will become a good wife."
Goddess Handy wrinkled her nose as if she was slightly displeased, "Also, as a noble sub-god, you have to pay more attention to your manners."
"No, you are not polite to the god I serve.
This is not what I would say to a stalker like you.
Moreover, why should I waste the last forty years of my free time before becoming a god on you?
How about being a wife?"
Loli continued pouting.
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"Oh, it turns out I just want to enjoy the last free time before marriage.
It's okay.
I'm very patient."
Goddess Handy patted her chest generously, "It's okay to get engaged now and wait until you become a god before getting married."
"It won't work even after becoming a god."
Loli's forehead veins stretched, "I'm really surprised, why do you have to pester me?"
"Hey, I'm also very surprised.
Why do you always refuse to obey the destiny and marry me?"
Goddess Handy showed a confused expression, "You see, you are the apostle of Gomora, the god of war.
The person who will become the Valkyrie in the future is responsible for bringing the souls of fallen warriors back to the underworld, and I am Master of Hades, isn’t this a match made in heaven?”
"Who said I will be a Valkyrie in the future?
Handy, don't make random guesses about some things."
Loli shouted while waving her ax gun, and then her tone became lower, "Because of the responsibilities given by Gomora, I have lived and wandered on this continent for more than nine hundred years, and witnessed countless wars and deaths, all kinds of I have experienced countless sorrows and pains, and it really makes me feel that I have had enough.
Now I have decided that I will become the God of Love after becoming a god, so please stop pestering me," she said angrily.
Well, this unexpected choice can indeed make people become petrified into silence.
After all, the God of War and the God of Love are very different.
"Goddess of Love" Goddess Handy was slightly startled, but then she was overjoyed, "So you finally accepted my love, Loli?"
"You, you, you," Loli was furious for a moment, tears bursting from her eyes, "Why do you have to bully me?"
Looking at Loli Mercurius, who was already crying because of this unreasonable Lily.
Wang Qiu, Ma Tong, Political Commissar Guo, Wang Meiling and others who were staying aside had no choice but to exchange words with each other.
The look of helpless pity showed that he was no longer able to complain about it.
Especially Ma Tong, relying on his identity as a woman, took the opportunity to reach out and pat Loli's shoulder, comforting her softly: "Oh, give up, Loli, it doesn't make sense for you to do this."
Once you are addicted to your own world, you will definitely not be able to listen to what others say."
Comrade Captain Wang Qiu coughed dryly, racking his brains in an attempt to ease the atmosphere and change the topic, "Well, my dear Goddess Handy, during your visit to Arnus City, besides tasting delicious food and pursuing pursuits, Is there anything else besides this loli lady?"
"Ah, of course you should understand, right?
The first thing is to bring back my ineffective dragon-man sub-god apostle Giselle.
Although she has no culture and often messes up things, she still represents my person after all. , how could you just take it away as a trophy?"
Goddess Handy smiled calmly and said, "In addition, there is one small thing that I have to do, which is to close this portal to another world."
“What’s closing the door?”
Hearing this, Wang Qiu's expression suddenly changed, and he subconsciously wanted to touch the pistol.
But then he realized that the goddess Handy in front of him was actually just a ghost, an invisible and illusory existence.
Even if he shot her, it would only focus on the young magician Lelei who was possessed by her.
There is no way he can hurt the goddess's body.
In other words, he has no way of controlling her.
In addition, seeing her still sitting in front of him in a grand manner, talking and laughing, and even having the time to flirt with Lolita, instead of just closing the space-time door and running away, seems to indicate that there is still negotiation on this matter. room for So, he quickly calmed down and put a polite smile on his face again, "Can you tell me why, Your Highness Handy?"
"It seems that you are very calm.
For a young man from another world, this is a good quality worthy of praise."
Goddess Handy nodded slightly and continued to say with a smile, with a hint of approval in her eyes, "As for why I want to close this time and space door connecting the two worlds, we have to start with why I let it go in the first place.
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