"One, two, three.
First move."
"Jump."
"Jump."
The skeleton and I became more and more understanding, and we jumped out of the door together.
"Brother, which dynasty were you in your previous life?"
It's a pity that the skeleton can't speak.
Under the moonlight, the skeleton and I jumped into the woods together.
I felt comfortable jumping at first, but after jumping a few hundred meters I got tired.
"Wait, let's rest against the tree for a while."
My heart really couldn't stop.
Fortunately, the skeleton was very obedient, and I rested under a lush tree.
At this time, footsteps came from deep in the woods.
"Brother, I've found a treasure today.
I didn't expect that such a remote and remote place could have such a small tiger's den hidden in it."
The sound got closer and closer, and two men in black carrying sacks walked out under the moonlight.
"Idiot, keep your voice down, do you want to go to jail if you speak so loudly?"
"Yes, yes.
I can't help it, hehe."
"Look at your potential."
The short man in black cursed angrily, "Let's go, why are you standing here."
"Brother, there is someone over there."
In fact, we are only less than two meters away from them.
The dwarf looked in his direction, and I smiled honestly, "Brother, we just met down there."
Chapo just felt baffled, "Do you know him before we have seen him?"
The tall man next to him shook his head ignorantly.
"Hey, you were just digging things and didn't see me hiding under the coffin."
I deliberately showed a weird smile, and the two of them were obviously guilty.
In order to cover up his guilty conscience, Chaozi shouted angrily, "Damn it, I'll kill you if I tell you to pretend to be gods and ghosts."
The dwarf angrily put down his sack and rushed towards us, "Damn it, I thought you were a ghost for wearing a bamboo hat.
I'll beat you two bastards to death."
He lifted the skull's hat, and then I saw the expression on his face change dramatically, and his feet kept moving back.
"Brother, what's wrong with you?"
The dwarf didn't answer him, but turned around and ran as fast as he could.
The tall man squinted his eyes and looked over hard.
The skeleton opened its mouth playfully, revealing a row of fangs.
"Ghost."
There was a scream, and the tall man ran away after the short man.
Watching them run away in panic, I couldn't help but laugh out loud.
How dare they come out to rob tombs for being so timid?
"Quack quack quack" In addition to my laughter, I heard a strange sound coming from ahead.
Looking carefully, I found that the skeleton was also laughing so hard that its bones were shaking.
I stopped laughing immediately, stared at the skeleton in front of me with a sullen face and said angrily, "You are laughing your ass off, and the skeleton is still laughing.
It's really ugly."
Instead, our eyes focused on the sacks on the ground, "Let's see what treasures there are."
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I opened the sack with my feet, and the skeleton anxiously used its toe bones to pull something out.
"Broken vases, broken jars, fuck, even the chamber pot is there.
What kind of broken things are there?
I thought they were gold and jewelry."
Although these broken things may also be antiques, I suddenly lost interest.
At this moment, a crisp metallic sound came into my ears, and I quickly looked down.
I saw a dark and strange bronze statue falling out.
It didn't look like a human being or a ghost.
I was trying to see clearly, but the skeleton pushed me back hard.
Could it be a treasure that exorcises evil spirits?
I desperately wanted to move forward, but the skeleton was stronger than me.
I can only stare at the bronze statue from a distance.
After just a few glances from a distance, I immediately became dizzy.
Damn it, it’s not a baby, it’s a monster.
My gut tells me that this is a harmful thing.
We were about to jump away when footsteps came from the forest again.
I looked back and saw that the two tomb robbers were back.
"Brother, they are indeed tied together."
The tall man shouted happily.
"I told you, why are people with skeletons?
It turns out they are looking at corpses."
I'm confused.
Didn't you say that he invented the technique of looking at corpses?
Why do these two people know about it?
This is terrible.
Now that the skeleton and I are tied together, it is inconvenient to move.
I am no match for them.
"Catch them."
The short man ordered, and the tall man immediately chased after him.
We both danced hard, but we couldn't beat him.
Soon we were chased by a tall man, who dragged us away.
I bit him hard and was hit on the head with a stick by him, and I fainted.
Of course I wasn't dizzy, I was just pretending to reduce the pain.
The tiger fell on the plain and was bullied by the dog.
They let go of me and they were both together.
I also knocked them down.
It's all this dead skeleton's fault.
We were dragged to the foot of a big tree by two tomb robbers and tied to the tree with a thicker rope.
The dwarf spat and laughed triumphantly, and I pretended to faint and hid behind my hat to avoid being sprayed with saliva.
"Haha, you still dare to pretend to be a ghost and scare me.
Now let me give you a taste of fear."
The dwarf picked up things on the ground and said treacherously, "If the corpse caretaker arrives in two hours, there is no need to dye his face with ink and offer incense. , will be burned together with the skeleton.
I think you still have to be quiet now."
"Brother, how about we light a fire for them now."
The tall man rubbed his hands excitedly.
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"The fire you lit may not be able to burn the skeleton to death.
Don't cause trouble and let's go."
The short man packed up his things and left in a hurry with the tall man.
At this moment, I wanted to cut that liar Ming Ran into pieces with a thousand knives, but it was a pity that my hands and feet were tied twice and I couldn't break free.
At this time, the skeleton began to heat up.
My body is also steaming.
It's over, two hours are almost up, and I don't want to die with this ugly skeleton.
I struggled hard, but the binding was too tight and it was useless.
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"You're crying, I'm not even a living person crying, you're an old man and you're still so afraid of death."
After I finished scolding, the skeleton cried even harder.
"Stop crying, you are so noisy, how can I think of a solution?"
I got angry.
When I yelled, the skeleton became silent.
I was suddenly hit by a spiritual light, hehe, there is a way.
Reciting the incantation silently, a flame quickly ignited on his two fingertips.
I burned the hemp rope with flames, grabbed the skeleton and ran wildly.
Fortunately, the canteen was not closed yet, so I quickly bought pens, ink, and incense.
When I ran back, the skeleton was hiding in the shade of the tree and shaking.
I used a brush to paint the skull black, and then applied ink on my face.
I guess I am much scarier than the mask girl now.
The heated bones of the skeleton finally cooled down.
I lit the incense and recited the corpse-dissolving spell.
It took a while for the heat in my body to dissipate.
"Go away, don't harm anyone again."
I originally wanted to burn the skeleton, but it was obvious that it had the same nature as me, and I couldn't help but feel a little sympathy for each other.
After releasing the skeleton, I walked towards the farmhouse.
As I walked, I always felt that something was following me.
When I looked back, I found that the skeleton was following me step by step, looking like I was following my lead and had a low eyebrow.
I stood and stared at it, "Why don't you leave?"
As soon as I stood still, the skeleton stopped moving.
Confronted me with a hollow expression.
I probably guessed what it meant.
It was a lonely skeleton.
It can be seen from its little temper that it likes to play with people.
But who among ordinary people would dare to play with skeletons?
I took out the toy I used to trick ghosts from my pocket and threw it to it and said, "You can play with it yourself.
You are an undead and I am a human being.
If you follow me, I will lose my life."
The skeleton took the toy and pulled it hard twice.
Click, and the toy broke.
This guy raised his empty skull again and looked at me innocently.
I was speechless.
What a stupid skeleton.
Fortunately, there is a toy frog in my pocket.
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I walked over, stuffed it into its hand, grabbed its hand bones, and taught it to twist gently, "Now, turn the spiral button gently, then put it on the ground, release your hand, and it will turn on its own."
Jumped."
I grabbed its hand and put the toy frog on the ground.
As soon as I let go of my hand, the wind-up frog jumped up.
"Quack, quack, quack," the skeleton laughed again.
While it was attracted by the toy frog, I hurriedly turned into the forest and escaped from its sight.
Back in front of the farmhouse, there was a fierce noise between Cai Baozi and Xiao Yunfu.
"You bastard, you tied my eldest brother and a ghost together and ran away, are you still a human being?"
"How did I know that there would be no glutinous rice at home?
Do you think I was just playing for two hours?"
Xiao Yunfu was very unconvinced.
He thought that glutinous rice was an indispensable prop, so he hurried to the town to buy some temporarily.
When I came back, I was no longer there.
"What about you, where were you when something happened to big brother?"
"It's not because of your Lili.
I brought the cow back and saw her crying on the roadside with a blanket on her back.
She didn't dare to go home.
I took her back to my house and changed into my wife's clothes.
Who knew she said it was dark again?
She was scared, and I knew she had seen a ghost, so I sent her home again and again, and ended up like this.”
In fact, the main reason why Cai Baozi was delayed for so long was that his wife saw him bringing back a naked woman and made a fuss with him regardless of the circumstances.
As a result, it took Cai Baozi and Lili an entire hour to explain the matter clearly.
"Hey," they both sighed and said anxiously, "Let's stop arguing.
Let's go look around."
As soon as the two of them reached the door, I punched them one by one and knocked them to the ground.
"Monster" Cai Baozi screamed and tried to run away.
I kicked him in the butt and said, "You are the fucking monster."
They heard my voice and said with surprise and joy, "Brother, it's you.
It's great that you are okay.
We are going to find you."
"When you guys come to find me, I will turn into a skeleton."
I walked to the dressing mirror and found that I was so handsome with black face, and Zhang Fei in the Three Kingdoms was even more powerful.
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