I lay alone in the haunted house at night, planning in my mind.
In the past, doing business was purely based on cunning.
Now I have studied Taoism with Mingran for two years, and I have mastered a unique technique.
With my intelligence, I can make a fortune openly.
This year I will start with steady steps to build my reputation, and next year I will try to open a mystical company that specializes in supernatural business.
I don’t believe that I, Cui Xiaoman, can’t make a fortune or become a leader.
Just as I was thinking about it, a bone fell from the ceiling, and I rolled my eyes helplessly.
There shouldn't be a skeleton in this haunted house.
Boom, a skeleton took shape beside my bed.
I grabbed the feather duster from the wall in horror, only to see that it was still the same skeleton.
My heart suddenly relaxed.
Somehow, I always had the feeling that this skeleton would never harm me again, so I felt confident.
"Hey, this is my private property.
If you keep coming in and out like this, be careful I use a talisman on you."
I am not someone to be trifled with.
If you offend me, set it on fire.
"Woo" The skeleton sadly took out the toy frog, and it turned out that the screw button had been twisted by it.
I was sweating profusely.
"Didn't I tell you to twist gently?"
I really can't stand this mentally retarded skeleton.
But if I don't fix it, it keeps standing on the edge of my bed and whining, which makes me upset.
"Damn it, I'm going to be your repairman."
I kicked it angrily, but it didn't move at all, but my foot hurt like hell.
It's really a case of shooting yourself in the foot.
I grabbed the toy frog, walked to the storage box, took out some strong glue and pliers, and finally fixed it after tinkering for a long time.
"Here, okay."
I threw it over, and the skeleton laughed again.
Then the bones shattered all over the floor and disappeared.
Watching the skeletons disappear, I suddenly had the idea of opening a haunted house.
Like a zoo, the ghost museum houses various ghosts, zombies and skeletons, and visitors watch them in passages marked with talismans.
I think it will definitely be very popular.
Unfortunately, it is easier to think about than to do.
With my current abilities, it’s still impossible to build a decent haunted house.
The next day, I woke up safe and sound.
Two gossip aunts carrying buckets came over to see me and found me brushing my teeth without any damage.
They both shocked me.
After feeding the big ox, Cai Baozi and I played chess in the big yard.
I gave Cai Baozi half of the army, but Cai Baozi had sinister intentions.
As soon as he came out of the mountain, he traded his cannon for my horse, leaving me with only one car and one cannon left at the beginning.
When Cai Baozi was feeling triumphant, we made a dangerous move with our troops, our vehicles and artillery, and fired the generals one after another.
We killed two of his vehicles and one of his horses, and finally turned defeat into victory.
Cai Baozi stared at the chessboard dumbfounded, almost thinking that something supernatural had happened.
Hehe, this is IQ.
I took out a cigarette and puffed on it.
"Hey, where did this young man come from?
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He's so handsome."
Aunts, aunts, and old ladies who were playing mahjong also came to the yard one after another.
When they saw Cai Baozi and I playing chess, they all took the initiative to say hello to me.
Some people also asked me if I had a date and if I wanted to find one for me in the county.
Of course I said yes, I am not Liu Xiahui.
Although I still miss Alan, after all, it has been two years, and Alan may have already met the other half of his life after the breakup.
After saying hello, they played mahjong happily while chattering all kinds of nonsense.
I learned from them that something big happened in the two villages next door.
A child drowned in Xiaozi Village to the east, and two dead bodies were found in Daoxiang Village to the west.
"You don't know, that child was dragged into the water by a ghost."
When the aunt talked about this, her tone was startled, showing an exaggerated and mysterious look.
"Isn't it?"
The other people were still playing cards happily, numbly without any reaction, and they didn't feel that there was anything special about the dead person.
I was still a little apologetic, thinking that if I had done the ritual yesterday afternoon to drive away those little ghosts, the child might not have died.
But seeing everyone's expressionless expression, the slightest bit of guilt in my heart immediately disappeared.
Yes, it’s none of my business if the child from Xiaozi Village dies.
I don’t even know his name.
If I hadn’t come here to raise cattle, I wouldn’t have known there was a Xiaozi Village next to Moqing County.
But sometimes people are mean.
It is said clearly that evil spirits are cruel in nature and will greatly increase their magic power after sucking people's yang energy.
If left unchecked, it will consume the ghosts of the deceased and become very terrifying.
Although I am not a saint, but now that I have the ability, I cannot let these evil spirits do evil.
It happened that Xiao Yunfu ran over with a smile on his face and came up to me, looking respectful.
You can guess with your toes that he is asking me for the 8,000 yuan promised yesterday.
What a joke, he almost killed me yesterday, and I can still give him money.
However, I actually have a pretty good impression of this young man, so I decided to train him some more.
"Follow me."
I took Xiao Yunfu and ran towards Xiaozi Village.
Cai Baozi is still wondering how he lost.
Xiao Yunfu and I went to the drowned child's house to put a few sticks of incense together, and were about to leave.
The child's mother suddenly plopped down on her knees in front of me without any warning, which startled me.
Her eyes were swollen as if she had been stung by bees, and she cried like rain, "Master, please, please, please save our children, please."
She choked and knelt at my feet, which made my heart soften.
I am a thug with overflowing sympathy, and I hate seeing women cry the most.
But even if I am a master, what can I do?
You didn't take good care of your child when he was alive, and now he is dead and begging me for help.
I tried my best to control my emotions and comforted her calmly, "Sister-in-law, people cannot be resurrected after death, so please forgive me."
"No," the woman shed tears all over the floor and kowtowed wildly, "Master, please get rid of the resentful ghost in the lake.
I only have one child left, and I can't lose him again, please."
Following the woman, all the relatives in the house knelt down for me.
I, who was originally just here to make soy sauce, suddenly felt a little trembled when I saw their tearful begging eyes.
I saw that there was another child next to the child's mother.
He was waiting for my rescue with a pair of frightened eyes.
Dad, where is my mother?
Your mother is dead.
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No, you lied to me.
Forget her, she doesn't deserve to be your mother.
The scene before me brought back memories of my childhood.
I walked over, patted the child's head and said, "Kid, when you grow up, you must thank your mother."
Then, I took Xiao Yunfu to the lake.
In fact, even if they didn't ask me, I would still clean up this lake.
Xiao Yunfu followed my instructions and brought the charcoal brazier, lime water and thorn bushes.
Liu Wanmei came over.
She was wearing Tsing Yi and her arms were tied with a white cloth.
It has a classical and elegant charm.
A beautiful woman is beautiful no matter how she dresses.
She asked me with some seriousness, "Why didn't you catch the ghost yesterday, so that the child wouldn't die?"
"If you helped me find the cow yesterday, if we didn't fall out, and if I could have calculated that if I didn't catch the ghost yesterday, the child would die, then I must have done the ritual yesterday.
But, this is fate."
I felt that the ghost was dead.
Behind the scenes, someone has programmed our brains.
We seem to be making our own decisions, but in fact, destiny has already paved all the roads.
I left Liu Wanmei aside and busy decorating the dojo.
He also soaked the fish with rooster blood and prepared to start work.
At this time, a police car drove over from the bumpy road and stopped by the lake.
Three policemen walked out.
They looked left and right at the crowd, and finally zeroed in on me.
The funny thing is that they start looking at people from their feet.
I was wearing a pair of imitation crocodile leather shoes.
After they saw my shoes, they asked me, "Are you Cui Xiaoman?"
I am not surprised that in freshman biology class we were able to identify the type of bird based on its claws, and now these three police officers of God identified my name through my shoes.
How not to surprise me.
It's just that after I came out of prison, except for threatening a cow, I never did anything extraordinary.
What can they do to me?
"I am.
"I hate police because I spent two years in jail.
"Hey, we are doing something.
Stop doing it now and come back with us to take notes."
The policeman stared at me mockingly.
Taking notes seems to be no big deal.
The stone in my heart hit the ground.
"Officer, can you let me finish the ritual?
There are ghosts in the lake.
They will harm people if I leave."
"Hey," the policeman obviously didn't believe it and shouted, "How dare you talk nonsense in front of me.
Hurry, or I'll break your legs and drag you back."
Let me ask, how awesome are the contemporary police?
I had no choice but to follow them.
Liu Wanmei suddenly came over, stopped me, and said to the police, "Human life is at stake, he can't leave."
The policeman looked at her suspiciously.
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Liu Wanmei began to show off her signature again, "I am the village party secretary of Xiaozi Village.
This lake is haunted.
If he does not complete the ritual, the children will be in danger.
Officer, no more people can die in Xiaozi Village."
The policemen looked at Liu Wanmei like a fool and advised, "Madam, I advise you to read more books.
Superstitious things like ghosts and gods are all lies.
I went to the temple to consecrate my new car on Thursday, and it was consecrated.
It hit me the next day.
I can’t believe this kind of thing.”
"He is not a monk, he is a Taoist priest."
Liu Wanmei retorted.
Another fat policeman shook his head, "The Taoist priest is of no use.
My wife has posted fortune charms all over her house, which has brought bad luck to the whole house.
Oh, don't mention it."
I listened on the sidelines and was completely confused.
The third policeman spoke more fairly, "You can't say that.
You two probably fell into the trap of a liar.
Real masters still have connections.
My neighbor is in business.
What happened in the past?"
It’s all a loss.
Last year, I found a Feng Shui master and moved my ancestor’s grave 300 meters away.
Oh my god, this year, their family has had bad luck and now they live in a villa in Beijing.”
Everyone's eyes gleamed when they heard this, "Wow, such an awesome Feng Shui master, hurry up and hug your thighs."
"Lao Ji, what is the name of the Feng Shui master you mentioned?"
I pricked up my ears unconsciously, for fear of missing a word.
A wrinkled old woman came over and begged, "Sheriff, if you are not in a hurry, let the master catch the ghost first."
"The old man is" "I am the child's grandmother.
I hugged the child before she died."
As soon as she spoke, the old woman burst into tears again.
The three sergeants looked at the poor old woman, sighed, and said to me, "Okay, you go catch the ghost first, hurry up, we are still waiting to investigate the case."
I can't wait to push the old woman to the ground and beat her up.
It doesn't matter when the hell you came over, but you came at this time.
I hope in my heart, Lao Ji, hurry up and say the name of that master so that I can listen to it.
But Lao Ji just stared at me, "Why are you still stupid?
Go catch ghosts quickly."
"Yes."
I left helplessly, and faintly heard the two police chiefs asking again, "Old Ji, tell me quickly, what is the master's name?"
Unfortunately, I couldn't hear a word of what they said as they returned to the car.
I walked to the lakeside ashram dejectedly, feeling so depressed that I wanted to commit suicide.
Forget it, Feng Shui masters are unreliable, so I have to rely on myself.
I sprinkled some ghost money on the lake, and I muttered words to evoke spiritualism.
The three little ghosts crawled out of the lake, their anger obviously getting worse.
Apparently it was because a child was dragged into the water last night.
As soon as they reached the bank, I immediately grabbed the chicken blood-stained red chicken and pounced on it.
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The three little ghosts were all there.
"Xiao Yunfu, come and help."
We tied up the fish together and dragged them out.
Xiao Yunfu used peach wood branches to stir up the fish and hung the little ghosts up.
The little devils were scratching and howling, so I grabbed the pole and gave each of them a hard spanking.
The three little devils suddenly became honest.
I poured out all my resentment on them for not finding out the name of the Feng Shui master.
I rang the bell and cursed, "Yesterday I thought of your pitiable background and let you live.
I didn't expect you beasts to commit murders and harm people all night long.
It's really...
It was thundering that day.”
The little devils refused to change their bad habits and stubbornly believed that the children in the village deserved it.
I picked up the poles and drew a large board each.
He continued to ring the bell, "You still dare to insist that the living and the dead treat each other as if they were wells and rivers.
The origins of the two lives should not be entangled with each other.
You use the souls of the dead to bully the bodies of the living, which is treason."
The little devils still wanted to refute, but when they saw me holding a pole, they suddenly didn't dare to say anything.
"I will give you two choices now, life or death, you choose."
I will open two gaps.
The exit on the left leads to a charcoal brazier, lime water and thorn bushes surrounded by peach trees.
If the little devils take this path, they will be tortured to death.
The exit on the right leads to the ghost gate and the place of reincarnation.
I asked the villagers to burn incense and paper money there, and the three little guys were all stunned.
The reason they stayed in the first place was because they had no money to travel to hell.
Now the money is so much that it needs to be carried on a horse-drawn carriage.
They will immediately become billionaires when they get off.
The imps who were so poor and crazy in their previous life no longer hesitated, and happily escaped into the ghost gate carrying a bag of ghost money.
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