Ming Ran said that when you deal with ghosts, you realize that human life is so abstract.
I still don’t understand this philosophical statement, but I’m learning about it.
"Master, please accept this money."
The villagers gave fifty to one, one hundred to that, and some gave one thousand, and piled up a bamboo basket full of RMB.
Xiao Yunfu's eyes turned red.
Of course I can't wait to put all this money in my bank card.
But on this occasion, there is someone watching from behind.
If I collect money, I will probably be taken down by the police directly.
Then all the money went into the pockets of the police, and I was labeled as a cuckold for "deceiving the public with monstrous words."
This is the sorrow of Taoism.
I could only refuse immediately, "Thank you for your kindness, but I can't accept the money."
These words were like a blow to the head that knocked Xiao Yunfu unconscious.
He stared at the money and then at me, opening his mouth anxiously, opening and closing it, closing it and opening it again, "Brother, this money" "Yun Fu, we hunt ghosts to do justice for heaven, how can we collect money randomly?"
Since we can't collect money, of course we have to earn some fame.
I showed off my acting skills that I have honed over the years and waved my hand solemnly, "Take it back, if you really He wanted to thank me and build a stone statue of me in the village."
"Good man."
"He is truly a master."
"Tsk, tsk, I'm so touched."
The villagers' admiration for me was like a torrential river bursting its embankment, and they sighed in their hearts, there really is a living Bodhisattva in this world who can save all sentient beings without charging money.
I cursed in my heart and couldn't accept the money I put under my nose.
I was in trouble for eight lifetimes.
The policemen hiding in the car almost wanted to rush over and help me collect the money.
They all yelled in the car, "Oh my god, you are a fucking fool.
You don't even want so much money."
"Yes, I was still thinking about it.
If he took the money, we would rush over and catch him.
We would accuse him of propaganda and superstition, and the money would be ours.
Alas, it's all gone now."
"Shit, is this idiot out of his mind?
There must be at least 10,000 to 20,000 yuan there."
I asked Xiao Yunfu to go back to the village first and get into the police car myself.
The police officers looked at me one by one.
Of course I understood that they didn't get the money, and I must feel uncomfortable.
But things are like this these days, wolves always want to eat sheep, and sheep can’t be eaten by wolves all the time, right?
The police car was driving through the countryside and passed a cemetery.
The fat police officer sitting in the passenger seat accidentally glanced out the window and shouted as if he was in a panic, "Lao Ji, stop the car."
"What's wrong?"
Lao Ji impatiently stepped on the brakes.
The four of us looked out the window.
Oh my god, this is a view that is rare to see in a thousand years.
I saw millions of crows stacked together, forming a black tornado that shot straight into the sky.
The black sky pillar rises from the ground and towers into the sky.
It is really spectacular.
With my limited knowledge, it is difficult to explain the frightening scene before me.
The crow's croaking sound is still extremely harsh hundreds of meters away.
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We got out of the car and excitedly took pictures.
There were many farmers on the roadside who stopped to watch.
Everyone had a look of disbelief on their faces.
Opposite is a bare graveyard, surrounded by three high mountains that form a natural death hole.
There is a ditch below that has dried up long ago, and there are only some black puddles in some places.
The mountainside section stands out suddenly and looks extremely eye-catching.
The crow storm was blowing from the mountainside, and more crows were coming from all directions, frantically joining the black whirlwind, covering the sky and the earth.
"Whose cemetery is this?
The descendants will probably suffer."
Everyone commented happily.
The fat police officer took pictures one after another and never tired of it.
"Lao Ji, take a picture for me quickly, with the entire background."
The shutter flashed, and the white light was so dazzling against the black background.
I always feel like the eyes of a million crows are all staring at us.
I felt a little creepy in my heart.
The fat man took the phone and played it back.
The boss complained unhappily, "Lao Ji, what did you take?
Look, my head looks like it's broken.
Don't shake your hands when taking pictures.
Lao Liu, please take the picture for me."
The fat man gave the phone to the red-faced old Liu.
Old Liu smiled while taking pictures, "Fat man, it's okay to shoot a ghost movie like that.
You can make a flower."
"If you don't take pictures of flowers, you can't take pictures of cow shit.
Hahaha."
The two funny people giggled.
Click, another flash.
"I'm fucking your uncle, it's still like this.
It looks like my head is broken off.
It really feels like I'm filming a ghost movie."
The fat man was obviously still unwilling, and looked at me again, "Cui Xiaoman, you are a young man, they should know how to do it.
Take a photo, come and take one for me.”
Damn it, this guy is really stubborn.
I took the phone and pointed the camera at the fat man.
The fat man was laughing, making a cheesy scissor hand, and the crow storm was twisting and rolling behind him, as if it was moving this way.
"Hurry up."
Fatty urged.
My face is getting darker and my pupils are getting bigger and bigger.
A black cloud of crows rolled in, covering Fatty's whole body in shadow.
"Run" I shouted wildly, turned around suddenly, and opened the car door with all my strength.
Lao Liu and Lao Ji got into the car in fear and rolled up the windows.
Dark crows swooped in like migratory locusts all over the sky.
The farmers on the road screamed and fled in all directions.
The whole world was so oppressive that it was suffocating.
"Get in the car quickly."
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I shouted to wake up the fat man who turned around and was frightened by the scene behind him.
The fat man opened his two chubby legs and threw himself in front of the front seat, sweating profusely.
Boom, there was a dull sound, and the car door was closed before the crow came after him.
For a moment, crows rolled past like a black storm, the car was as dark as night, and the noisy birds chirped.
But Lao Ji still managed to laugh, "Fat man, are you ready to take pictures?"
"Fuck, you scared me to death."
The fat man exaggeratedly wiped his sweat and cursed constantly, "You two are really not the same thing.
If brother Xiaoman hadn't reminded me, I would have almost been sold by you."
"Fat man, you can't say that.
Didn't I keep the door open for you?"
The two of them were arguing, and I looked at the crows flying around us outside the car, feeling flustered for no reason, "Shh, keep your voice down, they haven't left yet."
Lao Ji smiled heartily, "It's okay, it's just a few crows, they can't change the world."
"Bang" just as Lao Ji finished speaking, a crow crashed into the windshield.
The four of us were all stunned, and an ominous premonition came over us.
Then, "Bang bang bang bang bang bang bang", the crows hit the glass one after another and died.
Every time they hit us, our hearts thumped hard.
They use the momentum of high-speed flight to hit the windshield with their tough beaks.
There was a thick layer of crow carcasses piled up in front of the car window, and the cracks in the windshield were getting bigger and bigger.
We sat in the car in shock and were at a loss as the three of them took out pistols and electric batons.
When the windshield was completely shattered, hundreds of pitch-black crows rushed into the crowded car like a flood.
As soon as I inhaled, the strong and stinky smell of wild birds penetrated my nose, and then I inhaled a handful of bird feathers, scraping my face and blocking my nostrils.
Then my head and body were covered with birds, and I didn't dare to open my eyes at all.
The sharp chirping of birds, the crackling sound of electric batons, and the strange screams of three people could be heard in my ears.
The fat man's scream was especially cruel.
I pressed my face against the side window, covering my head with my hands and looking forward secretly.
The whole person was dumbfounded.
A huge bloody hole was pecked out of the fat man's throat.
The artery was broken and blood was flowing violently.
The crows had pecked the skin around his neck, leaving it open and riddled with holes.
The red and white neck bones were clearly visible.
"Help!"
The fat man's voice was hoarse and leaky as he called for help, because his trachea had already been torn open with a big crack.
In this state, even if he was put in the hospital, there would be no hope of saving him.
"Puff, puff, puff!"
The crow passing by at high speed continued to pierce his neck with its sharp beak.
The crow, which could not even be blocked by the windshield, pecked open the skin, tendons and flesh of the fat man's neck layer by layer.
I could imagine the fat man staring with a dead look in his eyes.
My face was pressed against the glass and my nose was flattened, forgetting the pain.
The chaotic and terrifying images in my mind severely stimulated all the nerves in my body.
I was no longer afraid.
Click When I heard the sound of my head being completely broken, I didn't dare to take another look.
Then the world became quiet, and a hundred crows grabbed the fat man's head and flew away from the police car with flapping wings.
I turned my head around like a papaya and looked at the fat man's empty neck, bleeding out like a pipe.
The severed head was pitted and jagged, and the collar was stained with minced meat and disgusting bone marrow, which made my hair stand on end.
He couldn't help but have the image of a crow pecking his neck drifting through his mind.
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Although the danger was over, I felt increasingly short of breath.
I hurriedly took out an oil-based pen from my pocket, randomly drew a meditation charm on the palm of my hand, touched my heart with my palm, and recited the mantra vaguely and uneasily.
Because of excessive panic, my voice became very hoarse and dry.
But only in this way can I be freed from fear.
"Xiaoman Xiaoman" At this time I heard Lao Ji calling my name in fear.
His face was scratched several times by the crow's claws, but they were all superficial wounds.
It was obvious that these crows were coming for the fat man.
Lao Ji looked at me pleadingly, his pity reached the extreme, "Please draw a talisman for me too, please."
"Draw for me first, draw for me first."
Old Liu also came to life.
It was obvious that everyone was frightened by the horrific scene in front of them.
It seems that this is no longer the earth, but in hell.
"Draw it for me first."
Lao Ji was anxious.
Looking at his red eyes, I guessed that if Lao Liu tried to rob him again, he would get angry and fight with Lao Liu.
What I drew was a meditation charm, but it actually had no effect at all.
But I understand that at this moment, we need to find an outlet to quiet our souls.
"Get out of the car and I'll draw it for you."
We got out of the car and sat next to each other.
The outstretched palms of the two men were shaking violently.
I pretended to be calm, tried not to be so scared, and quickly drew the Taoist talisman on the palms of both of them.
"Put your hand on your heart and recite it to me.
The mantra of Lamtuoli Sigan, don't sacrifice to gods and ghosts, my heart will be clear, and the road to heaven will be clear."
The meditation mantra is very long.
I only remember the first fifth of it, so it won't be effective at all.
After I finished reading, I asked, "Do you feel the warmth?"
"I feel it."
The two of them nodded piously, and I pretended to take a deep breath, "Very good, the evil thing won't come to you anymore."
Lao Liu immediately changed his expression and said anxiously, "Xiao Man, I don't feel it is that obvious.
Please help me read it again."
I took off my jacket and put it on him, and asked him to repeat after me, "How are you, are you warm?"
"Yeah."
This time Lao Liu was satisfied.
I thought to him, mother, you are warm, but I am getting goosebumps from the cold.
For some reason, after the crow flew over, the temperature here dropped by at least five degrees.
"Xiaoman, what should we do now?"
I don't know when, I have become the head of three people, and they have to ask me for advice on everything.
"Open the trunk and I'll hold it in place with a charm while you carry the body over.
This kind of headless corpse can easily turn into a Drought Demon."
This was not to intimidate them.
The fat man died unjustly, and the way of his death was so cruel.
His head had been taken away by a crow, and he couldn't vent his resentment.
It was very likely that he would turn into a zombie.
The two men carefully lifted the fat man's headless body from the passenger seat.
Lao Ji held his feet and his hands were shaking slightly, while Lao Liu held his hands and was shaking extremely.
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"Don't tremble."
When they started to tremble, both of them began to panic.
The more Lao Ji scolded, the more Lao Liu trembled.
A burst of blood suddenly spurted out from his neck and splashed onto Old Liu's body.
Old Liu was so frightened that his legs weakened and he fell to the ground without his body.
The originally red face turned pale.
If this continues, even if Lao Liu is not haunted by evil things, he will be frightened into a mental illness.
I quickly walked over and slapped him hard twice, waking him up completely.
"What are you afraid of?
Isn't it a corpse?
You, a criminal police officer, have seen very few corpses."
I kicked him hard again, walked over, picked up the body, and threw it into the trunk.
Do you think I'm not scared?
I'm actually scared to death, but in that situation, the more scared I am, the more permanent shadows will be left on the three of us.
If you treat it normally, you can quickly get out of fear.
After being slapped twice, Old Liu felt better.
In fact, when people are in a state of fear, their three souls and six souls tend to become separated.
A slap in the face shakes the person's body, causing the soul to gather reflexively, and the spirit is no longer in a trance.
Therefore, when a person’s soul comes out of its sheath, it must either be awakened or beaten The next chapter predicts zombies in the morgue aa2705221: