"Snort" Brother Donkey thrust his hands into the hot iron sand, and bursts of white smoke suddenly appeared, and the air was filled with the smell of meat.
"You're so crazy" The five big and three thick monks hurriedly rushed over and pulled out Pan Xiaoxian's hands, looking at the red hands, he was shocked and angry and scolded Pan Xiaoxian: "It hurts, it hurts, it doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt."
It didn't hurt at all, Pan Xiaoxian just wanted to shake his head, and suddenly reacted that something was wrong, and he was almost exposed, so he quickly nodded again: "It hurts."
"It hurts, you still insert it in" The five big and three thick monks said angrily: "Yuantong is doing hair, how can there be people who stick iron sand in the beginning" Alepan blinked his big eyes: "Senior brother, don't insert iron sand into anything" "At the beginning, I made a big vat to insert fine flour sand, and inserted my palm into the fine flour sand with horse steps, stirred, rubbed and then back, the palm rotated on the tank, and the fine flour sand floated and rotated with the slight movement of the hand "Later, the fine flour sand will be replaced with large sand, and when you can effortlessly let the big sand and gravel spin with your palm, replace it with iron sand, and wait until the iron sand can rotate in the vat, and then you are qualified to insert hot iron sand and fry chestnuts."
The five big and three thick monks raised their eyebrows and said: "The most important thing is that this is a job that can only be done by cultivating internal force, and the internal force is not messing around."
Wait a minute internal force Pan Xiaoxian suddenly realized, no wonder the dead fat man of Yuantong asked me to fry chestnuts directly, he saw through my internal strength, so he let me step into the stomach and cool my heart No wonder Lao Tzu's pair of snow-white and pink little hands are familiar, it turns out that the open posture is not right, and the donkey brother suddenly realized, it's time to perform the real technique Chixia's internal force ran to his hands, and Pan Xiaoxian felt the internal force trembling excitedly in the meridians, and with a "whoosh" voice, he inserted his hands into the hot iron sand.
"Bang la, bla blah" "Yuantong is simply lawless now" The five big and three rough monks are still venting their grievances against Yuantong on the side: "Every time he goes down the mountain to help the brothers and sisters bring something, either he brings the wrong thing, or he is short of catties and two, and sometimes he even forgets to bring the most annoying thing is that he stole something and then told us that he lost it."
"At the beginning, he would send us to the meditation room, and then put it in the gatehouse for us to take Ami for a, does he know how big the Shaolin Temple is "Let's complain about him, his attitude is worse than ours, we have to complain to the top, the abbot actually said that if the water is clear, there will be no fish "You said that this Yuantong is still special and can not do it, if he can't do it, we will go to ask Uncle Shentong and Uncle Emma of SF Express, what are you doing?"
As soon as the five big and three rough monks turned around, they saw that Pan Xiaoxian was actually inserting iron sand, and he was frightened to the chrysanthemums, and then looked at it, Pan Xiaoxian's hands were unscathed, and he fried the iron sand "Bang Bang Bang", and he was still thinking about humming some little song.
"You, you, you" The five big and three rough monks were stunned for a moment and suddenly realized: "Good boy, it turns out that you have already cultivated your internal strength."
"Thank you, senior brother, for your advice," Pan Xiaoxian smiled purely.
"No, you're welcome" The five big and three thick monks gave Pan Xiaoxian a thumbs up: "Wow, it's amazing, you have a light spewing out of the heavenly spirit cover, you know."
"At a young age, you have the internal strength to cultivate, and you are a martial arts wizard who is rare to see in a hundred years, if one day you are allowed to open up the second vein of Rendu, then it will not fly to the sky, and it is the so-called I don't go to hell, who will go to hell" Should you take out a copy of the Divine Palm of the Nyorai and give it to me, Brother Donkey is very worried, if he really takes a copy of the Divine Palm of the Divine Palm to me, will I practice or practice "As the saying goes, if I don't go to hell, who will go to hell, the task of inserting iron sand and frying chestnuts will be handed over to you, okay" The five big and three rough monks patted Pan Xiaoxian's shoulder seriously: "The opportunity to fry chestnuts is a priceless treasure, I think it is related to you, so I will give it to you for free."
How can a person be so shameless that Brother Donkey was stunned, and when he reacted, the five big and three rough monks had disappeared.
As the so-called big husband can bend and stretch, a good man can attack and suffer, Pan Xiaoxian gritted his teeth, I have Chixia magic skills, who am I afraid of I'm plugging, I'm plugging, I'm plugging Master Yuantong held the ring ruler between his armpits, and floated to the back kitchen out of nowhere, and suddenly a little monk jumped out to stop him: "Uncle Shi last time you went out of the mountain gate, I asked you to bring the reorouge shampoo, did you steal it with a clear conscience?"
Master Yuantong glared at him fiercely: "I, Yuantong, am a disciple of Buddhism, how can a disciple of Buddhism steal?"
"I'm going to the abbot to complain to you" "Hmph, you go, if you have the ability, you can complain to me."
Master Yuantong proudly shook off the tearful little monk and floated into the back kitchen, and then heard a tactful and melodious singing voice.
"Medicine and medicine Chek make trouble anti-mother Angbei nose enough verb Daci, Dongdong Daci, verb Daci, Dongdong Daci, spit, crush, Buddha who is singing, verb Daci warms loneliness, verb Daci, white clouds, long blue sky, still" Ami the master of Yuantong angrily and floated in to take a look, and couldn't help but change his face greatly, which couldn't help him I saw Pan Xiaoxian humming a cheerful tune, and at the same time, his hands were "sparsely" inserted in the iron sand, so high that he didn't want it.
This kid is really very talented in martial arts, Master Yuantong narrowed his eyes and walked over: "Donor, you have a relationship with the Buddha, why should you be greedy for the poor monk of Hongchen who has the heart to save you, the so-called sea of bitterness is boundless, turning back is the shore, it is better for you to take refuge in my Buddha" "Huh" A photo on the mobile phone screen was presented in front of Master Yuantong, it was Pan Xiaoxian holding Ning Yusha in his arms from behind, with the flawless Xiaodao Gu on the left and the pink phoenix on the right after the second round of the competition.
Brother Donkey said indifferently: "Master, this little Daoist aunt also wants to save me, if it's you, who are you willing to listen to?"
Master Yuantong looked at Ning Yu's broken fish and geese, and then looked at the flawless little Dao Gu who closed the moon and shy flowers, and then looked at the pink phoenix with a national color and fragrance, and the corners of his mouth twitched twice concealedly: "Donor, why don't we discuss how the chestnuts are fried."
"Master, please look" Pan Xiaoxian pointed to the chestnuts in the bamboo dustpan next to him, which were all the fruits of Pan Xiaoxian's labor.
Master Yuantong casually pulled and pulled in the chestnuts, and sneered: "At least one-tenth of the scorched, at least one-fifth of the sandwiched, the burnt ones you digest by yourself, and the sandwiched ones are reprocessed All in all, the monks of the whole temple will eat fifty catties of chestnuts at dinner, and you don't have to eat if you can't finish your dinner."
"You temple people are really good at playing" Brother Donkey is also drunk, he can fry up to ten catties of chestnuts in one pot, and fifty catties of chestnuts will have to fry five pots, but he also has to shave off the burnt and sandwiched ones, and he must at least fry seven or eight pots to make up fifty catties of chestnuts Master Yuantong, I call you stupid, do you dare to agree "Ami Tofu, good and good" Master Yuantong left with his eyebrows and hands folded, and he didn't know that he thought he had just helped the old lady cross the road.
I don't know how long it took, Pan Xiaoxian finally finished frying fifty catties of chestnuts, and when he went out to see the sky, it was already sunset.
Just in time for dinner, Brother Donkey was so moved that he was about to cry, and then he heard the shameful sound of "popping" from other kitchens.
Following the sound of walking, Pan Xiaoxian saw that in another kitchen, Tang Yi was practicing handstand on the stove Nima practiced handstand on the stove Brother, the medicine can't be stopped "Bang" Master Yuantong, who was standing next to the stove, hit Tang Yi's head with a ring ruler: "Donor, don't stop if you are strong" "Hmm" Tang Yi bit his lip and made a sound of shame, he didn't dare to open his mouth because saliva fell into the pot and he had to be hit by the board Pan Xiaoxian saw that Tang Yi was stir-frying upside down, holding a big shovel like a shovel in his hand, constantly turning in the pot.
Because this is a big pot dish for more than 500 people in the whole temple to eat, the pot is very vast, the shovel is also oversized, it is very difficult to turn upside down, and it is even more difficult to turn upside down, and you have to rely on this shovel to maintain your own balance, otherwise this pot will have to become a meat dish When Pan Xiaoxian took a closer look, he found that Tang Yi's technique of holding a shovel was still exquisite, and he was stir-frying with the shovel between the fingers of his thumb, index finger, and middle finger, which undoubtedly increased the difficulty Suddenly, Tang Yi's hand was weak, and the whole person plunged into the pot, but he saw Master Yuantong hit him on the head with a ruler, and Tang Yi flew up suddenly, and when he fell, Tang Yi hurriedly put the shovel in the pot a little more, and finally regained his balance.
Brother Donkey couldn't help nodding secretly: Seeing that you are not doing well, I am relieved After sneaking out of this kitchen, Pan Xiaoxian thought about walking around to see if the pink phoenix was also suffering.
Sure enough, he saw the pink phoenix in a kitchen, and the pink little girl was striding on a horse, competing with a dustpan full of soybeans.
She only used three fingers to pinch three soybeans, twisted the soybeans into soybean flour with a hard twist, put them in a dustpan on the side, and then pinched up three soybeans Pan Xiaoxian looked carefully, the pink phoenix soybeans are quite special, tightly put together the middle finger of the index, press it with the thumb, just touch the belly of the three fingers, take the first section of the fingertip as the degree, slowly push it outward, rotate into a circle, from the outside to the inside, and then from the inside to the outside After watching it for a while, Brother Donkey finally realized, it turned out that the work that the pink phoenix is doing now has been recorded in the history books, in ancient times, ordinary people would blindfold the donkey, pull the stone mill around and around, if you refuse to go around, you have to be whipped Seeing that you are all not doing well, I am even happier Brother Donkey instantly felt relaxed, and the whole person was cute t1706231537: