"Today I finally came back to life with difficulty" Tang Yi threw himself on the bunk like garbage, and he didn't want to move anymore.
"I feel like my body is hollowed out" The pink phoenix climbed to the bunk little by little like a koala, as if it had exhausted all its strength.
"The devil knows what I've been through" Brother Donkey is actually not tired at all, although he has done a day's work, but his Chixia internal strength is full of a lot, the whole person is refreshed and energetic, but as a team, everyone else is so tired that they want to die, only he is like a person who has nothing to do, isn't he separated from the masses Life is like a play, it all depends on acting skills, and Brother Donkey smashed himself on the bunk with a "poof", indicating that he was exhausted.
"Is this our martial arts practice" Tang Yi had tears in his eyes: "Boss, my tears fell when I knew the truth" "You're not alone," Brother Donkey comforted him.
"Boss, you don't know how hard I am today" Tang Yi finally saw his relatives, and cried to Pan Xiaoxian: "Let me chop wood before dawn, don't talk about firewood knives, even nail clippers don't give me a hard pull."
"Boss, look at my little arms and legs, the trunk is thicker than my waist, I pulled it out and pulled it out, and finally I played the spirit of Yugong to move mountains, and pulled out a big tree at noon, and finally carried it back, guess what "The old bald donkey told me that lunch time has passed, let me prepare for dinner, and do another practice before dinner, that is, let me stir-fry, and the pot is bigger than the kang we sleep on "He made Lao Tzu stand upside down, and he could only use three fingers to pinch a shovel to stir-fry, boss, do you know my heart was almost broken" "Brother, I'm sorry for you" Pan Xiaoxian comforted him kindly, and the pink phoenix on the side was envious, jealous and hateful: "Boss, I'm so miserable, let me carry water when it's still dark, the bottom of the bucket is pointed, and it doesn't give people a chance to breathe at all "I had to carry a bucket with my arms flat and come back from more than 60 kilometers away, and I couldn't spill more water because everybody had to fill a tank of water "Boss, I ran ten times and it was already afternoon when I filled a tank of water, and Yuantong also said let me just eat it with dinner, and then let me do another practice, twist soybeans, twist and twist with three fingers, and twist it into powder "A whole dustpan of soybeans, woo, it's all tears when you say it, and the fingers of the Lun family are almost twisted into chicken feet."
"The hard lady grinds tofu, the hard lady grinds tofu wow" Pan Xiaoxian felt deeply, and sighed faintly: "I'm not much better than you, bala bala bala" Hearing that Pan Xiaoxian also told him about his sadness, Pink Phoenix and Tang Yi were both in awe, and they were amazing to my brother It's just a matter of chopping firewood with your bare hands, and you can put your bare hands into the hot iron sand and fry chestnuts, which is a human job "Boss, I don't think they want to teach us martial arts at all" Tang Yi said angrily: "They tortured us in every way, and they simply wanted us to quit if we couldn't hold on."
"What are they doing this?"
the pink phoenix habitually scolded him.
"What do you want to do, don't pass on martial arts" Tang Yi pouted: "We are not monks in Shaolin Temple, we are just temporarily learning for half a month, they must be unwilling to teach real kung fu to us, if you don't believe it, just look at it, this half a month" "Squeak" The door was pushed open, Tang Yi decisively shut up, and sure enough, in the blink of an eye, Master Yuantong floated in like a ghost.
"Three donors," Master Yuantong asked, with his hands folded and his eyebrows merciful, "how did you feel about your first two practices today?"
"Five words floating in the sky, that's not a thing" Tang Yi didn't hesitate to blow the and go out, I represent Tang Menlang The signboard of "Ning Yu Yama King Mo provoke Tang Menlang" can't be smashed in my hands, even if I am tired and chrysanthemum molting Ding Ding Ding cramps, I have to be tough on the front The pink phoenix cautiously peeked at Pan Xiaoxian, and Pan Xiaoxian slowly stretched out a thumb vigorously: "Appropriate" Brother Donkey also gave up on himself, anyway, no matter what they say, Master Yuantong will definitely be able to achieve even the rain and dew.
It's like in the morning, Master Yuantong only punished Pink Phoenix and Tang Yi for not being allowed to eat breakfast, but as a result, let alone breakfast, the three of them all ate dinner once a day Even this dinner was only eaten hot by Pan Xiaoxian, and Pink Phoenix and Tang Yi were both cold leftovers, which was the result of Master Yuantong's mercy.
"Well, since you are all so energetic and high-spirited, let's prepare to start today's third practice."
Master Yuantong's empathetic way.
I bought a watch last year, which eye did you see that we were in good spirits and in high spirits Tang Yi simply complained powerlessly: "Can the master give a happy word, how many times a day do we have to practice?"
"Monks don't speak," Master Yuantong smiled and nodded: "I promise this is the last time" "Go to you" The trio got off the kang in good spirits, followed Master Yuantong out of the room, and by the dim light in the courtyard, the deeper and deeper they went, the more gloomy they went, if it weren't for the pure land of Buddhism, the trio wondered if they had gone to the underworld.
This is a narrow alley, and the black hole doesn't know where it leads, Master Yuantong stopped and said kindly: "The third practice is very simple, as long as each of you walks this alley to the end alone, even if your cultivation is completed today."
"I'll come" Tang Yi felt that as the first person in the trio of light skills, he had the obligation to be this bird.
The Tang Sect has three uniques, light skills, hidden weapons, and poisonous light skills are ranked first, but they are by no means in vain Tang Yi suddenly felt that there was a murderous aura around him, he hurriedly looked back, and saw that Master Yuantong intentionally or unintentionally compared his black, thick and long thing, Tang Yi shrunk his neck and forgot that he was not allowed to use other martial arts in Shaolin Temple If I said that I was bragging just now, do you believe it Tang Yi smiled obscenely, and there was a green leek stuffed between his teeth.
"You can" Pan Xiaoxian and Pink Phoenix all looked at him expectantly, Tang Menlang, hey, light work is capricious Tang Yi gritted his teeth and glared, a pair of small short legs were tightly upside down, and he "swished" into the alley.
"Puff puff puff" Tang Yi felt his heart beating very strongly, and he didn't know why, but he felt that this small alley where there was obviously nothing brought him great psychological pressure, as if there were many two-color obsessed eyes peeping at him Tang Sect Sanjue is not in vain, in order to cultivate the secret weapon, Tang Yi's ears can even hear the sound of two flies mating in the dark room So after calming down and listening, Tang Yi soon noticed an extremely long and subtle breathing sound, and he didn't know how many people were hidden in the dark "Snort" Tang Yi stopped suddenly, and sure enough, a strong wind in front of him suddenly split, only to hear the sound of "dang", and the bluestone floor tiles turned out to be stirring up a spark seed, through the faint light of the spark seed, Tang Yi vaguely saw that it was an iron rod Lying Monkey Sailei Tang Yi couldn't help but gasp, if he took a step forward just now, his head would have to be opened Tang Yi, who didn't hesitate, turned around and ran, I don't know how deep this alley is, obviously taking a turn back is the shortcut However, he had just run two steps, and a strong wind whistled, Tang Yi hurriedly retreated backwards, but at this moment, another strong wind appeared under his feet, Tang Yi immediately jumped up without thinking about it, but at this time, a stick suddenly came down from above his head.
"Phew" Tang Yi fell to the ground, rolled his eyes and kicked his legs, and fainted.
There were a few disdainful sneers in the darkness, and two figures followed in front of Tang Yi, one of them dragged one leg and dragged Tang Yi out of the alley "Boss, what do you think there will be any danger in this alley?"
the pink phoenix whispered as she clinged to Pan Xiaoxian's side.
Pan Xiaoxian has long been accustomed to her behavior of liking to hide behind herself, and she was like this when she was a pseudo-mother in the sixth district.
Pan Xiaoxian found that as long as she was with her, she liked to hide behind her, and she didn't pick up soap anyway, so she went with her.
Master Yuantong peeked at the pink phoenix's convex and backward hot and delicate body was about to become a pendant on Pan Xiaoxian's thigh, and he couldn't help but be full of envy and jealousy in his heart to hate such a beautiful and sexy female bodhisattva, why didn't he come to save me With all due respect, the poor monk has a lot of wisdom "I don't know" Pan Xiaoxian said a lie with a clear conscience, and suddenly heard a gust of wind in the dark alley, a thin figure flew out like an arrow from the string, and the elegant posture and free fall "snap" fell at Pan Xiaoxian's feet.
The pink phoenix of "Tang Seng" couldn't help but be taken aback, only to see Tang Yi with a red and purple bag on his head, and his eyes were closed and unconscious.
"Ami Tofu, don't worry, the two donors are relieved, Tang Shizhu just fainted, and it's fine."
Master Yuantong smiled kindly and said, "Which donor will be the next turn?"
The pink phoenix just wanted to say that I was coming, but was stopped by Pan Xiaoxian, looked back and smiled, and Brother Donkey said lightly: "Retreat, I'm going to start pretending" The pink phoenix couldn't help but laugh, but her heart was warm, and she said softly: "Boss, thank you" "No thanks, my name is Lei Feng" Brother Donkey turned around and dragged his heavy steps, staggering towards the alley, although the five fingers of the black were not visible in the alley, but Brother Donkey felt that the red scarf on his chest was more colorful Ami Tofu, Master Pan Shi, don't pretend to be forced, pretend to be forced to be struck by lightning Ah Master Yuantong clasped his hands together and smiled very obscenely.
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