I saw that the big wine gourd was flickering in the middle, obviously empty, and Pan Xiaoxian and Ximen Fengyue sat on a sofa while drinking, and the two didn't know how much wine they drank, at this time, if someone smoked a cigarette to calm down, it would be fun.
After drinking too much wine, there is naturally less defense between men and women, Ximen Fengyue treats himself as a pure man when he is awake, not to mention drunk, and Brother Donkey also forgets when he drinks, so now Ximen Fengyue is lying on the sofa with his back facing the sky, the hem of the coarse linen Hanfu is open, and a pair of slender and round honey legs are directly on Pan Xiaoxian's knees, and Pan Xiaoxian's big hands are also unceremoniously on these ivory-colored beautiful legs, and even the big hands are still unconsciously gently rubbing.
Seeing this scene, the disciples of the beggar gang were stunned, is this still the most handsome, chic, snow-white, and clean young gang leader in the beggar gang in the past dynasties You have changed, you used to eat meat and drink with us, and call us brothers, and every time you get drunk, you will educate us with great seriousness and say: Every beggar disciple is an angel with broken wings in his last life, you can't afford to be hurt, cherish the beggar disciple who asks for food next to you, you learn to ask for food in thirty days, the beggar gang learns to ask for food with one billion internal top-secret information, so that you can struggle for ten years less to memorize these sentences, you don't want to ask for food, it will be difficult for such a beggar disciple, the man will be silent when he sees it, and the woman will cry when he sees it, and the beggar gang leader will give the new disciple eight sentences We have all these words firmly in our hearts, silently washing our souls in every cold and biting night, we respect you like a big brother, but today you are out of the closet, big brother What are you staring at, am I wrong, wait a minute, staring at the beggars, the disciples of the beggar gang instantly seemed to have been splashed with a basin of ice water, from the Tianling cover to the soles of their feet, and they stared blankly at Ximen Fengyue, who opened his eyes at some point.
Although Ximen Fengyue only opened a thin gap with the eyes of the sleeping phoenix, it instantly made the disciples of the beggar gang frightened, and they didn't dare to move one by one.
But Ximen Fengyue slowly closed the gap again after a while, and suddenly the beggar disciples quietly retreated and retreated again if they encountered amnesty A little too drunk, Ximen Fengyue Sakura's lips spewed mellow wine, and when she wanted to stand up, her legs were held down by Pan Xiaoxian's hands, so Ximen Fengyue pushed Pan Xiaoxian unhappily: "Roll rough for the old lady" Pan Xiaoxian was pushed by her and sat up, not only did she not let go of her pair of sexy honey legs, but subconsciously pinched a handful of fleshy flesh with both hands, and it was full of elasticity, wait a minute, these beautiful legs don't seem to be right Among the women who have a leg with Pan Xiaoxian, Ning Yu's slender crush, Taishi Xiaoci's bodybuilding, Pink Phoenix's pinkness, Tang Yu's slenderness, and Tang Xian'er's plumpness They all have one thing in common, or snow white, or pink white, or milk white, or moon white, or feather white, all in all, they are all white, but these beautiful legs are honey-colored and luster According to the only person he came into contact with honey-colored thighs, Ximen Fengyue, who knew the truth, tears fell from the donkey brother's eyes.
What else can I do, I'm also desperate Brother Donkey's hairs stood on end, and after being stunned for a second, Brother Donkey chose a dog leash.
Brother Donkey dared to swear by his little friend, he was completely an instinctive reaction in a hurry, but this was indeed a new posture of death, he actually let go after pinching, and hurriedly flattered Ximen Fengyue and rubbed it Kneaded Ximen Fengyue was stunned, and it took a while for a while to suddenly wake up Nima, the old lady was sexually harassed Brother Donkey who took jujube pills felt the strong murderous aura emanating from Ximen Fengyue's body, and he finally found the right way in his heart, "Hmm", Brother Donkey hurriedly covered his mouth, his face was pale, and his chest rose and fell violently, as if he was broadcasting live at any time.
This is the old lady's special car, Ximen Fengyue's face changed, and she was immediately diverted, and grabbed Pan Xiaoxian without hesitation, and threw him out of the car door with a "whoosh": I will send you away thousands of miles away You are silent black and white Junshan is actually an island in Yunmengze, and the famous Yueyang Tower is far away, because the two concubines of Emperor Shun, Empress E, Nuying are buried here, Qu Yuan called it Xiangjun in the Nine Songs, so the descendants call it Junshan, and it is listed as the eleventh blessed land in the world by the "Book of Taoism".
It used to be the address of the beggars' helm, but later it became a 5A-level tourist area, with a ticket of sixty yuan per person, and now it belongs to the beggars again, let alone sixty, even if it is six hundred, six thousand, or sixty thousand, they are not allowed to enter.
The two concubines are eternal, and the mangosteen is full of tears.
This allusion is about Yu Shun's southern tour, collapsed in Cangwu, Empress E and Nuying came to Junshan to find a husband, suddenly heard the bad news and was very sad, so climbed the bamboo and cried, tears and blood dripped on the bamboo, it became a spotted bamboo, that is, commonly known as the Xiangfei bamboo.
The beggar king is in the world, just next to a large piece of beautiful Xiangfei bamboo forest, a group of rice flowers chose such a beautiful and elegant place to dance guns and sticks, and it is indeed suspected of burning the qin and cooking cranes, but I am in charge of my territory, and the beggar gang is so capricious "There are a total of eight people who are eligible to participate in the Beggar King World Contest this time, and each candidate must have at least one elder or two Dharma protectors jointly recommending them.
"The beggar gang has four elders and five protectors from the main and deputy leaders, the four elders each recommend one person, the five guardians except me, the other four people jointly recommended two people, the deputy leader recommended one person, and the helper supported the person I recommended, that is, you.
"So you not only represent me, but also represent the gang leader" Ximen Fengyue walked with Pan Xiaoxian and whispered to him to introduce the situation, Pan Xiaoxian pretended to be drunk and unconscious after the live broadcast yesterday, and finally survived with difficulty, and this morning he was going to come to participate in the beggar king's world competition, so it was not until this time that Ximen Fengyue told him this.
Tell the truth, teacher, you are suddenly so serious, I am really not used to Pan Xiaoxian following Ximen Fengyue silently remembering the key points, but he found that every sentence seemed to be the point, but it seemed that every sentence was not the point, summed it up Pan Xiaoxian found that in fact, the most important sentence was the last sentence, he represented Ximen Fengyue and the beggar gang leader Ximen Fengyue is the young gang leader, and the gang leader is her master, so the question is, can the people who are supported by the gang leader and the young gang leader lose "Stinky boy, you finally appeared" A hoarse broken gong voice suddenly came to the face: "We all thought you didn't dare to come, hahaha" Before Pan Xiaoxian looked back, he smelled a foul smell coming to his face, he held his breath and looked, only to see that the person who came was an old beggar with a one-eyed dragon, that eye seemed to have been gouged out by someone with his fingers, and he didn't do anything to deal with it Jin Buchang's one-eyed looked Pan Xiaoxian up and down a few times, and then sneered: "Stinky boy, do you remember what I told you last time."
"Even if you are a clean clothes faction, you should have at least one patch on your body, otherwise you will have to deal with it according to the gang rules Last time, I gave you a favor, this time you arrived in Junshan, there is still no patch, Ximen Protector, how to say this" Ximen Fengyue took a sip of wine casually, and snapped his fingers with a big grin: "Uncle Shi can say whatever he wants."
"Then don't blame the old man for dealing with it according to the gang rules" Jin Buchang's single eye bloomed with a vicious light: "According to the gang rules, it will be punished by beating dogs, and beating dogs will stop with a thousand sticks, in order to set an example, hehehe, Ximen Protector will not be reluctant."
Ximen Fengyue sneered: It's not that I look down on you, you really treat my apprentice as a pure little white flower Jin Buchang's face sank suddenly, Ximen Fengyue's obvious sneer had already angered him, Jin Buchang turned around and glared at Pan Xiaoxian viciously with one eye, and then shouted loudly: "All the disciples listen to the order, and there are dog-beating sticks in their hands."
As a beggar disciple, almost everyone has a dog stick, which is like Sun Wukong's stick, the bald axe, and the pot of the red wolf, all of which belong to the professional props that never leave the body, with Jin Buchang's shout, suddenly the surrounding disciples all "banged" and agreed, and the dog stick in his hand "clanged" and knocked on the ground, at first the stick was very messy, and I didn't know that there were hundreds of thousands of people knocking, but later it unified the rhythm, and suddenly the sound of the stick was deafening, and every time it seemed to hit the soul of a person, It's almost distracting "Wait a minute" Pan Xiaoxian shouted, "Who said I don't have a patch" As soon as Jin Buchang raised his hand, the sound of the stick immediately stopped, and everyone quieted down, which shows how prestigious Jin Buchang is among the beggars.
One-eyed coldly looked Pan Xiaoxian up and down again, and after confirming that there was indeed no patch, Jin Buchang sneered: "According to the rules of the beggar gang, no matter whether it is a clean or dirty clothes, there must be at least one patch on the coat, and the size must reach more than one inch, and the color must be contrasting, and there is no patch on the coat, even if you have a hundred patches on your underwear, it doesn't count."
The beggar disciples all burst into laughter, but Pan Xiaoxian raised his arms casually: The next thing is the moment to witness the miracle I saw that Pan Xiaoxian's patch was actually on the armpit, there was a big patch on both armpits, the clothes were white sportswear, the patch was red cloth, the size and color difference were obvious, and it was also on the coat, but the problem was that only Pan Xiaoxian could see it when he raised his arms Jin Buchang and his friends were stunned, I had never seen such a brazen person Thanks to the hero for the reward of 100 in disturbing the people, congratulations to the hero for the accumulation of the rudder in the disturbance of the people Thanks to the second floor Lao Huang 1000, Renzi Yingxue 500100, Sakuva100, Flying Frost and Falling Rain 100, Chattering 100, Laughing Buddha 100, Mo Da Agui 100, Book Friend 20170321090106553100, Mystery Girl Chen100, Qinkuai 10 and other brothers and sisters for their rewards, hug one by one, I won't tell you that this is yesterday's third change t1706231537: