I can row without oars, I can sail without direction, because all my life depends on the waves Brother Donkey brazenly and triumphantly raised his arms high, showing off the two big red patches under his armpits, for this day, Lao Tzu has been preparing for a long time, and he likes the way you can't get used to me and can't kill me Can you pharmacy Bilian Jin not change the wrinkles on his face like eating, and the big yellow teeth grinded "crunching".
The masters in the folk Ah beggars gang disciples formed a group to join the UC shock department, before talking about shameless, none of them were convinced, you must know that they are beggars, how can you do five big and three thick, with stunts, kowtow to people on the street to ask for food When shamelessness reaches a certain level, it is a professional technology The disciples of the Beggar Gang found that they had been defeated by Magnificence in their best field today "Uncle Jin, have you seen my patch" Brother Donkey raised his arms high and brought his armpits together in front of Jin Buchang's face.
"I saw it, I saw it" Jin Buchang was finally defeated, Jin Buchang can be regarded as a half-century hero, not afraid of not dying, afraid of shamelessness So it's a good friend, as soon as the quilt is made, Shi Jinfei, the beggar of the iron crutch, appeared in time to relieve him: "The big competition is about to start, everyone is in place" "Huh."
Pan Xiaoxian raised his eyebrows without changing his eyebrows, and then followed Ximen Fengyue to find a seat.
The beggar gang is different from other sects, even if it is just an ordinary sect, the other sects are strictly hierarchical, and the ranking of seniority must not be chaotic, but the beggar gang does not care about these, even the elders and Dharma protectors are mostly mixed with their disciples.
At most, their hardcore subordinates will crowd them, but they will also sit on the ground, and some even lie down at all, which is a taboo in the eyes of other sects, but it is normal for the beggars.
Pan Xiaoxian followed Ximen Fengyue and was also mixed in the middle of a group of beggar disciples, these beggar disciples were obviously from the Pure Clothes Sect, and their clothes were clean and clean, whether they were old or new, but they had one or two patches as embellishments.
Pan Xiaoxian took a closer look, not only were their clothes clean, but their hair, beard, and nails were also trimmed frequently, if it weren't for the one or two patches on their bodies, they didn't look different from ordinary people.
On the contrary, there are many beggar disciples who are afraid that they are not dirty enough, one by one, unkempt, tattered, and smelling all over their bodies, when they gather together, countless flies around them are flying up and down, but they don't care or even feel comfortable Ximen Fengyue sat on a big stone, and introduced Pan Xiaoxian while drinking: "You already know two of the four elders, one is a beggar with poisonous eyes, one is Shi Jinfei, a beggar with iron crutches, and two are familiar to you."
"Oh, one is the Iron Hand God Beggar, Dapeng, do you see the one who wears glasses over there, he has only one hobby in his life, and he spends almost all of his time playing online games except practicing martial arts, so he is a big myopia, but he didn't go for repair surgery, but chose to wear glasses, according to his own words, it mainly depends on temperament.
"His iron hands are very powerful, iron bumps can hold out of water, and I don't know how many keyboards are broken when I play in a hot dance troupe."
Pan Xiaoxian looked over, only to see that Dapeng had a big middle point, his white face was holding a pair of myopia glasses, and he was unconsciously rubbing a pair of big hands, which were far larger than ordinary people, but what was surprising was that there were no nails, every finger had no nails, and the fingers were bare and shining with metallic luster.
Ximen Fengyue raised her sharp chin to the other side: "Sitting over there is the Hercules beggar Guo Meiqi, don't look at her petite and delicate, like a flower, she seems to be a white rich beauty, in fact, her strength is greater than that of an elephant."
"Don't blow it, don't blow it, I think when our beggar gang killed all sides on the battlefield of insects and beasts, Guo Meiqi really fought with insects and elephants, and the result was that Guo Meiqi's family had an extra pair of ivory as an ornament, and she had more than one pair of ivory at home" Pan Xiaoxian saw Guo Meiqi at a glance, not that Guo Meiqi had a luminous body, mainly because there were men all around, Guo Meiqi was a beauty, and she was a normal beauty, so she was naturally held by the stars.
Like Ximen Fengyue, although her appearance is against the sky, the style of the female man makes the brothers around her very casual, and the sound of farting comes and goes, one louder than the other, and even forms a healthy competitive relationship, in order to exchange feelings, which is like Guo Meiqi's side is clamped with chrysanthemums one by one, lest it leak.
Ximen Fengyue focused on introducing these two people to Pan Xiaoxian, and Pan Xiaoxian also found that the biggest thing that these two people have in common is that they are both very clean, and the people around them are also very clean, there is no doubt that they are the same as Ximen Fengyue.
So after Ximen Fengyue's introduction, Pan Xiaoxian lowered his voice and asked, "Teacher, what is the Pure Clothes Pie?"
Ximen Fengyue squinted her big eyes and glanced at him meaningfully: "The Pure Clothes Sect is for the Dirty Clothes Sect, and the concept of the disciples of the Dirty Clothes Sect is that the flower child must have the appearance of a flower child, and it must be unclothed, hungry, dirty and sloppy, and their economic income basically depends on begging, and they also claim to have inherited the glorious tradition of the beggar gang that has lasted for thousands of years."
"The clean clothes faction is clean and brightly dressed, this is because a large part of them are well-off martial arts heroes to join, or good at business accumulation, so they have enough food and clothing, and live a worry-free life, but they also abide by the tradition and leave patches on their bodies.
"Both factions are disciples of the beggar gang, and it is only because of the diametrically opposite aspects of clothing and appearance to life attitudes, behavior and habits, etc., that they will cause all kinds of frictions, disputes and even martial arts.
In fact, the original purpose of the beggar king was to elect the heir of the gang leader, but now it has become a battlefield for power between the dirty clothes faction and the clean clothes faction."
Speaking of this, Ximen Fengyue asked with a smile: "Xiao Xian, in your opinion, which is better, the clean clothes faction or the dirty clothes faction?"
"Of course, it's the Pure Clothes Pie," Pan Xiaoxian said without hesitation.
"Oh" Ximen Fengyue was a little surprised by Pan Xiaoxian's answer so simply, and asked with a smile: "Why" "Tradition is meant to be broken, and if we keep it, we humans should be surrounded by animal skins, with sticks and stones in our hands, chasing and stopping wild beasts "In fact, as long as you are willing to contribute in modern society, you can always make a living, otherwise you will join the army, and the death squad does not require academic qualifications, and it is better to die on the battlefield than to abandon your dignity to ask for food "Saying that you abide by tradition is nothing more than an excuse to be too lazy to work," Pan Xiaoxian thought to himself: I won't tell you because you are a clean clothes faction "Well said" Ximen Fengyue happily drank a big sip of wine and handed the wine gourd to Pan Xiaoxian: "I salute you" Pull it down, the big-breasted emperor and the donkey brother are also drunk, teacher, do you know that your apprentice is going to go to the ring, which end of the day are you fed, in case your apprentice is drunk, and he will affect the fighting state in the ring, and he will be killed by someone But then again, the Cleansing Clothes Sect and the Dirty Clothes Sect turned out to be evenly matched Ah Pan Xiaoxian frowned, among the four elders, the Cleansing Clothes Sect accounted for two, and the Dirty Clothes Sect also had two, and the Five Protectors were estimated to be the same except for Ximen Fengyue.
This kind of evenly matched factional struggle is the most annoying, once the civil war breaks out, it will be a dragon fight, and then the beggar gang will not know how much loss will be suffered.
At this moment, Pan Xiaoxian felt a pair of malicious eyes staring at him, he turned his head to look, but saw that it was a middle-aged beggar carved out of almost the same mold as the iron cane.
The same unkempt, the same rags, the same stench, the same broken leg with his hips, the same crutches, the same walking "dangdang" sound, compared to the iron crutches, this middle-aged beggar is just a beard.
"Teacher," Pan Xiaoxian did not hesitate to make a small report to Ximen Fengyue: "There is a pair of obscene eyes staring at me in confusion" Ximen Fengyue immediately sensed who it was, and after glancing at the middle-aged beggar, he sneered: "He is your opponent today, Xiong Xiaochun, the descendant disciple of Shi Jinfei, the iron cane beggar, it is said that he has obtained Shi Jinfei's true inheritance." ” "Teacher, I don't know if I should say it or not."
Brother Donkey asked: "Are Shi Jinfei's disciples all disabled?"
"Yes."
Ximen Fengyue didn't understand Pan Xiaoxian's intentions for a while, and replied suspiciously.
"Then here's the problem," Pan Xiaoxian looked at the group of disabled people around Shi Jinfei and Xiong Xiaochun with a smile: "Where are so many disabled people?"
It's not that there are no disabled people, but the normal state of the disabled is basically like his father, who can only rely on prosthetic limbs.
Shi Jinfei is surrounded by a lot of disabled people, where did these disabled people come from Pan Xiaoxian thought so and asked, Ximen Fengyue was stunned for a moment, and said: "Shi Jinfei's disciples are all disabled people specially selected by him from those abducted children and fatherless children in orphanages, because disabled people can better inherit his martial arts. ” "The problem is again."
Pan Xiaoxian asked rhetorically: "Teacher, how do you know that these disabled people didn't become disabled after following him?"
Ximen Fengyue's squinted sleeping phoenix eyes widened little by little, his eyes were shocked and angry, many things would not feel like anything if he didn't scrutinize it, but once he scrutinized it, it would make people think about it very scary, you know, Shi Jinfei's subordinates have many disabled people, and even formed a dynamic organization with his disciples, named "Five Hundred Remnant Soldiers" If these disabled people are all born, then of course Shi Jinfei is immeasurably meritorious, but what if they all became disabled after following him The rest will be made up tomorrow, so everyone will rest early t1706231537: