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Chapter 34: Ghost Makes Longevity


Mom then refuted Dad: "Since the Yin Snake emerged, it has been constantly struck by lightning, nailed to its tail, suppressed, and then burned and put into a Yin and Yang bottle, and the blows it has received are enough, but this guy is a hundred-legged insect, and he can always find some strange opportunities for it to save his life."

Jiang Qingsheng, you have been fighting with it for most of your life, and you really put our whole family into it, don't you know its means, it's simply impossible to prevent it" Dad didn't argue with his mother, he just said that it didn't matter horizontally or vertically, anyway, the soldiers would block it, and the water would cover it.Next, Brother Biao has not yet called to inform the expedition team of the departure time, and it seems that it should be some days before the trip takes place.And Wang Xinmei is still like that, continue to blacken me, it's really depressing to spend a few days so quietly and quietly, I suddenly remembered the agreement with Grandpa Tian, and when I saw that the day was just around the corner, I hurriedly reminded my father and asked him if we were going to celebrate the old man's birthday, "Of course we want to go, let's go as a family of three." ”Dad said.Just the thought of giving away two jars of dark wine at once, I can't help but feel a little painful.Mom is the kind of bold atmosphere that likes to join in the fun, and count down I don't want to be too stingy, if there is no little snake sent by the old man, how can I meet her so smoothly and go, the old man likes to have many guests on this kind of day, and the lively thing is settled.It's just that I shudder at the thought of that tricky and eccentric little girl, and after thinking about it, I think it would be better to bring some snacks to make her happy, so that she will suffer less.I went to the supermarket and prepared a lot of snacks for the little girl, such as spicy jelly, which parents usually accuse of as junk food, but the children liked it the most.I went to a special birthday gift shop and bought birthday snacks for Grandpa Tian, because he is an elder, and his etiquette attitude is the most important and sloppy.In the blink of an eye, it was the fourteenth day.Estimating the time, my parents and I went to the Tianjia cemetery in the small forest on the west slope, this time my father rang the "doorbell", or the same method, but this tombstone, which is called the "anti-theft door", was originally his handwriting, so he was naturally familiar with the whole greeting action.This time it was Grandpa Tian's little granddaughter who came to "open the door", and her mother was originally a soul body, so she easily flashed in; And my dad and I are big people, so it took a little effort.Although the Tian family had been prepared, it was still a bit unexpected for our family to arrive together, which made Grandpa Tian feel more face-saving and very happy.It's just a birthday gift to bring with you, and the things used on ceremonial occasions are high-grade, but they are generally the kind that is not useful.I can see this from the reaction of Grandpa Tian's family when they receive the gift.But the surprise brought by the two altars of wine to the adults is different, the old birthday star is really happy, and he is really happy today, and his emotions have brought the whole family to the excitement.Grandpa Tian's son and daughter-in-law suddenly looked a little at a loss with joy and redoubled their enthusiasm to greet us.However, we were measured and dealt with very decently, and asked them to go about their own business, so that our family could wander around the ghost village for a while, after all, the preparation of the old man's birthday ceremony was the right thing.Grandpa Tian's sons and daughters-in-law also went down the river to do things, but Grandpa Tian insisted on accompanying us, plus the little granddaughter named Mantou.In this way, it is inconvenient for us to go too far.However, my parents have accumulated many years of experience in dealing with people, and they are sophisticated and shrewd.Dad took this opportunity to check the "anti-theft door", and also took the trouble to look around, casually chatting and asking about the use effect, which is simply doing after-sales service.The old man naturally praised the stele for its excellent workmanship and reliable quality, and the service attitude was not said, and the Tian family designated to take the goods from my house in the future.Haha, these polite words are not too serious, and I want to laugh when I listen to them.Just when I was getting a little carried away, my mother glared at me and hinted that I should stay in shape so as not to be rude.Alas, the adults are really tired of living in politeness, and at this time, the steamed bun pulled the corner of my clothes hard, and it seems that she has long been impatient; It just so happened that I took the children to play with the steamed buns of the ghost elf and pulled me hard to a place where I could hide from the eyes of adults, and then they came up and sniffed at me non-stop.This made me very vigilant and shrank back: "What kind of steamed bun are you doing", "You are so fragrant, what is it" She couldn't wait to reach out and touch my backpack.Aha, I remembered that I told her to close her eyes first, and there was a surprise.The steamed bun obediently closed her eyes, and I immediately took out a jelly and put it in her palm, and said to open her eyes.Uh, the steamed bun can actually throw the jelly into her mouth before she opens her eyes, this is fast, how did she do it, and eating jelly has to tear open the package, the child then stretched out her little hand: "Also" This time I changed the package of spicy dices, but first opened her mouth.The steamed buns were still snatched and poured into their mouths and chewed with a click, so spicy that they screamed, but they showed a rather enjoyable expression."

Still, too" Haha, I'm so tired, I don't play anymore.I then told the steamed bun to close his eyes, this little ghost is really obedient and cute now, waiting with his hands in order.But she never imagined that I had changed into a big magic this time, and made a big bag of snacks, which contained jelly, spicy dices, doughnuts, jerky, and phoenix claw steamed buns, and her eyes suddenly widened, and her expression became quite exciting."

Yay," she screamed excitedly, a high-pitched scream like a whistle, which not only scared me, but also scared my parents, Grandpa Tian, and everyone who was busy preparing for the birthday ceremony, and everyone and ghosts were looking at us.And Mantou was so happy that she was going crazy, she hugged the snack bag, jumped into the air and floated, like a bird, kept circling, circling, and mischievously kicking her legs.This way of expressing excitement was so special, I didn't realize that my decision to buy snacks for steamed buns was even better than the effect of sending dark wine, and the benefits and troubles that it brought to me later on were also something I didn't expect.In short, the little ancestor was happy to be like this, and my performance caused a sensation in the Tian family.So before Grandpa Tian's birthday ceremony officially began, steamed buns became the core of everyone, and she, a proud little princess, has always become my follower.In fact, I was so unaccustomed to being given such grand attention, so it was easy to get to the banquet, but only the birthday star was with me, and Grandpa Tian's family was nowhere to be seen; At this time, there was a crackling sound outside, and Grandpa Tian said that this was his sons setting off firecrackers to celebrate his birthday.I wondered if "this side" could also use gunpowder to process firecrackers, so miraculously, I immediately walked to the door curiously and took a look, it turned out that all the descendants of the Tian family were holding a green bamboo in the yard, and they were excitedly knocking and patting on the ground.I see, this way of setting off firecrackers in the ghost village is really green and environmentally friendly, next, birthday greetings, ceremonies, banquets, toasts, there is nothing new in these.Grandpa Tian specially instructed his eldest son to open a jar of the dark wine we brought and fill a cup for everyone.The etiquette of toasting is fixed, the respect is solemn and sincere, and I found that everyone's eyes are bright when they look at the wine, and the admiration and satisfaction when the wine enters the throat are from the heart.It seems that my family's dark wine is really extraordinary, probably in the eyes of the Tian family, it is similar to the effect of drinking "national wine".Hehe, this makes me so proud to say that Grandpa Tian excitedly raised his glass to the three of us and said: "This wine, okay, I've lived this long time, oh no, in fact, we have long been ghosts, hahaha" Now everyone and ghosts were amused by him.However, Dad is not very good at drinking, so Mom is naturally the next to shine.Drinking is such a thing, my mother, the heroine of the female middle school crushed all the ghosts, except for Grandpa Tian, it is not an exaggeration to describe it as shocking.When the wine is in full swing, the birthday banquet reaches its climax.But I saw that the wine that had just been opened had been quietly removed, and it had been hidden in a precious place; Then he replaced it with Grandpa Tian's own wine.But I don't dare to say this truth, or we will be ruined, and when the drinking and drinking banquet is over, it is time for us to leave.But when he was about to say goodbye, my father said to Grandpa Tian with a difficult face: "Old Tian, there is something" Grandpa Tian was stunned: "Haha, I also happen to have something to tell you, don't be busy, let's talk, let's chat" After that, I couldn't help but drag my father towards the small courtyard, and my mother and I had to follow behind.What exactly will they have to sayaa2705221,,; mobile phone reading,