"Sit, sit," Grandpa Tian beckoned, and slowly walked to the recliner and sat down.My parents sat down at the stone table, and I was about to carry the teapot again, but my father was preempted by the steamed buns that came with me.The steamed bun is also very clever, and he immediately came over and dragged me to sit down.Next, Grandpa Tian instructed her father to spread the word and told everyone to disperse; The small courtyard quickly fell silent.I observed, it seems that the steamed bun family should be a long house, so the housework has to be taken care of more; Now I have to participate in accompanying the guests to talk about things, and it seems that what Grandpa Tian wants to say is not small.And what did Dad want to tell him, why didn't he tell us beforehand, "Oh, I'm so happy today" Grandpa Tian looked at me deliberately when he said this, with a smile in his eyebrows and eyes.But there are a lot of people here today, and there are many ghosts, and I am a little restrained.And Grandpa Tian's words are somewhat meaningful.On the surface, he was simply describing his feelings; But it can also be understood in this way: what he means is that today is really happy; Therefore, you should talk about what you are happy about, and don't take things that make people unhappy to lose your happiness.Mom is no different, her flat face didn't make the Tian family feel fussed, and Mom herself was calm.If this is in someone else's house in Shaliu Town, if my mother is like this when she is alive, I am afraid that it will attract many curious or frightened eyes, it seems that there is really a difference between the angle of people and ghosts.Speaking of Dad, I guess he must have guessed the deep meaning of Grandpa Tian's words, because I saw that his brow was very imperceptible.But he talked and laughed as if he had nothing to do, as if what he wanted to say was also happy.At this time, the old mother took the steamed bun and hugged it, and reached out to rub it on her head; The steamed bun was not timid at all, giggling and grimacing at me.The ghosts of the Tian family and the father present all looked at the mother and steamed buns together, and so did Grandpa Tian, who seemed to enjoy the happy picture in front of him.Dad spoke: "What does Tian Lao have to tell you, please say, today you are the biggest, as long as we do it, it is our duty to do it" Grandpa Tian said: "How can there be such a reason, the guest is coming, and naturally the guest is the greatest." ”The two of them were polite and prevaricated, I didn't understand what I saw: It's really tiring If we are young people, if there is really something, Balabala's kung fu to speak may not be finalized Grandpa Tian insisted, the guest is as he pleases, listen to him, let Dad speak first.Dad had no choice but to say, "Actually, I'm here to ask for something." ”As soon as I heard this, I immediately gave a bad review in my heart: Dad, Dad, everyone has said it, talk about happiness, don't be disappointed; Today, Grandpa Tian celebrates his birthday, but you open your mouth to beg for something, is this to ask for something, is it a snake bone, but this is too bad scenery, Grandpa Tian shook his head and said, see the outside, see the outside, your whole family came to congratulate, and brought a heavy gift, we are too late to be happy, a "begging" word to say directly, straight to say, must be satisfied, this means that you are taking heavy gifts to exchange things, hey, I am a little ashamed, I feel that the sincerity of this gift has become bad at once.Also, what Dad said was "as long as it can be done", and what Grandpa Tian said was "must be satisfied", the two realms suddenly made a judgment, why do I think that Dad's ability to deal with people today is out of standard, I can't figure it out, my mother is expressionless, but the air on the scene can't help but be a little embarrassed.But Dad's next sentence suddenly burst out: "Tian Lao is happy today, of course we only talk about happy things; We came here to ask for a icing on the cake so to say, Tian Lao, you have also seen it, steamed buns, this child and the kid like it very much at a glance, we are now lacking a girl in our family, so I am thinking" At this time, my father paused, and all the expressions and reactions of the audience were a little strange, and they were all smiling at me, but I was shocked: Old man, dad, what are you doing, are you asking for a kiss for me, cough up steamed buns, or a four- or five-year-old child, let me put this face Don't say it, don't say anything, I'm really anxious and sweaty.Mom was also surprised, but she didn't speak.Grandpa Tian was also stunned, his expression was both like wanting to cry and like he wanted to laugh, looking at me at the age of twenty-five, and at the steamed buns of the four or five years old, he stretched out his finger and nodded towards the void, wanting to speak and stopping.That couldn't be clearer.He wanted to say, Jiang Qingsheng, your idea is good, but this age gap is here, is it appropriate, it is inappropriate, it is inappropriate to the extreme, what is the icing on the cake, it is obviously deliberately disgusting The old man came I felt that I was almost fainting, and shouted weakly in my heart: Just sell me like this, Dad, I hate you In fact, it is just a blink of an eye, but I estimate that all the listeners feel that the time is too long, suffocating Grandpa Tian said in embarrassment: "I'm afraid of this" "Eh, Tian Lao may have misunderstood, listen to me first." ”Dad waved his hand.I'm already covering my face in horror again.I heard my father say again: "I want to ask your permission to promise the steamed buns to our husband and wife to be a righteous daughter." ”"Poof", "Dangchang", "Bang", "Hahaha" The cups fell to the ground and shattered, the fruits rolled everywhere, and the once solemn air on the scene was suddenly loosened, and the audience all staggered, leaning forward and backward with laughter, completely out of shape.I was once on the verge of collapse, and suddenly I was bruised: "Woo woo dad, you played this trick really hard, my son's heart was almost broken" Steamed bun looked innocent and dazed.Grandpa Tian was about to burst out laughing.Mom couldn't stand up with a straight smile.Daddy Mantou was in tears like me.The funniest of all was the dad, who was still inexplicably and seriously asking, "What, is this proposal funny?"
and the audience laughed even harder.Ouch, ouch, let's spare us, it's been a long time, and everyone finally recovered.Dad is still firmly asking the bottom of the question: "What, Tian Lao, you don't agree" Grandpa Tian replied weakly: "Agree, why don't you agree, this is a good thing, I agree too much, haha" Mom looked at me with deep sympathy for me, and glanced at Dad fiercely, he played really big this time, and the next step was very simple.Because the birthday ceremony has just passed, incense, lamps, candles, offerings, etc., related things are readily available; The scattered ghosts of the Tian family were gathered back again, and everyone came together to witness the ceremony of recognizing relatives.Grandpa Tian had already instructed his family to prepare a gift for recognizing his relatives and present it, which was a square box in a tray and covered with a black scarf.Then the steamed bun was called over to kowtow to his parents, and at this time they also had to give a gift to their goddaughter.I knew at a glance that my father had come prepared, because from his movements, I could see that he had already brought the gift with him, and it seemed that he had really come to recognize his relatives.However, the mother was obviously kept in the dark, she was a little embarrassed, and touched her body, and finally gave a gift.I looked at it again, but it was that day when I accompanied Wang Xinmei shopping, she picked out a beautiful little doll that I took home, and I didn't know that it was hidden by my mother when she was there.Steamed buns like this little doll very much, it's okay, it's okay, Mom, this is also crooked, and it happened to pass the test.Mom breathed a sigh of relief, I also breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately there was no fool of it, and the Tian family seemed to be more nervous than us at first, and when the gift was delivered, they all smiled happily, in their opinion, we did come all the way, not improvised.But Grandpa Tian smiled meaningfully at me when everyone was not paying attention, which shows that he and I have seen through everything, but both sides know in their hearts and will not say it.Moreover, it seems that Grandpa Tian claimed that he had something to tell his father, but he seemed to have forgotten it on purpose, and he didn't mention the matter of recognizing his godfather, of course, it was his father's own initiative.All of a sudden, I somehow had a tricky little sister, and I couldn't react a little.But compared to the result of almost being forced to be married to a child who went to kindergarten, this is already a great luck in misfortune, hey, let me wipe the sweat first, we finally rushed home before dawn, along the way my mother was very dissatisfied with Dad's whim, and kept counting him all the way home.It's true, I almost made my mother ugly, and this kind of behavior cannot be tolerated.But Dad was in a good mood, and he didn't care about that.Because one of the purposes of his and his mother's trip was to ask Grandpa Tian for a piece of snake bone, and this matter was done.Isn't it just a snake bone when I go, but my father, who is so excited to move everyone to worship his birthday and give gifts and recognize his relatives, criticized me and said: "You only know one thing, but you don't know the other." ”Well, is there an insider hereaa2705221,,; mobile phone reading,