"Master, I think, since I know you, it sounds most comfortable to say what you said, so you have the appearance of being a master" Ma Xiaodonkey licked his face, looking like you were finally on the road."
Didn't I already teach you how to control birds, what else do you want?"
the bald bird eats more salt than the horse and the donkey eat, where will they go to the road."
Bird control, look at the birds around you, they're all dead, I'm driving a bird, besides, controlling birds and birds, isn't it also a bird, why can't I control you, take 10,000 steps back, you are embarrassed to say that it is to teach me, you give me blood, is it good to die, we are brothers in the blood alliance" Ma Xiaodonkey really said the reason."
I'm very suspicious of your intentions," the bald bird squinted at the horse and the little donkey, "Say it quickly, did you have bad intentions towards Lao Tzu from the beginning?"
"Ouch, I'll go."
I have bad intentions for you, and you don't look at your bird-like appearance, even if I have an important taste for humans and beasts, I will find a fox spirit, not a leper like you, besides, isn't it a special situation now, can you still have the ability to pounce a few times to destroy the guy in the Dead Demon Cave" The old bald bird naturally knew about this situation, and it didn't make much sense to continue arguing, besides, he actually looked at the cooking skills of the child Ma Xiaodonkey, which was quite pleasing to the eye, and his own experience in the past tens of thousands of years, he really couldn't remember how many martial arts he had.
Just teach him a few, and he can't hurt his strength and move his bones."
Now, don't talk about this, Lao Tzu is uncomfortable to death, hurry up and give Lao Tzu a few dishes, get some wine, nourish your spirit, and then order you a few tricks, keep you invincible in the world" His throat was indeed uncomfortable with coughing pain."
It's not simple" A shameless guy like Ma Xiaodonkey, who is shameless to ask, is naturally very willing in the face of benefits, and he spent dozens of virtual values to get him a table of good wine and good food, in this society, even the state banquet is not so delicious.Good wine is even more indispensable, and the old bald bird who eats directly on Moutai for a meal is bald and sweating, and the leprosy skin on one end is even more bright red and dazzling."
It's not that Lao Tzu is bragging, Lao Tzu hasn't eaten any good things, but, you fuck, this is too delicious, what is this?"
the old bald bird asked the horse and the donkey in a drunken daze."
This dish is very particular, this is a special dish of a certain place, called three squeaks" "This meat is good, the taste is good, and the way to eat is even more special, but how do I think this thing is the same as a little mouse" The old bald bird doesn't look at the ugly claws, but it is not ambiguous at all with chopsticks."
It tastes good, naturally.Don't you see that we don't eat the one that is reserved for your old man, saying that this little thing is really alive, but I'm afraid you can't accept it, so I killed them all The reason why this thing is called three squeaks is because of this dish, it tastes exquisite, first of all, the chopsticks are special, one is wooden and one is iron, the iron end must be burned hot, and then pick up this little old thing, and then the little thing will be called the first because of the pain, this is a squeak and then it is to use this little thing to dip the seasoning, one is particular, you must use the head to dip, In this way, the little thing will inhale a belly of seasoning because of the pain, which is called a second squeak.When we bite into it, the seasoning from the little thing's stomach shoots into the mouth, and it feels invincible," explained Ma Xiaodonkey.Damn, although this is indeed a dish, but he really can't accept it, it's not like a little mouse, it's just a little mouse."
That's good, that's good, as long as it's not a mouse, anyway, the most disgusting thing for me is a mouse.But these three squeaks really taste good" As he spoke, the old bald bird ate a few more little mice, and the horse and donkey looked at it and turned to their stomachs."
This little bug, I like it even more, the entrance is smooth and tender, it's just delicious" The old bald bird picked up another bug."
That's, isn't it all about honoring you old This worm, it's not an ordinary bug, in short, you have to know, they are extremely hard to come by, the taste is delicious, and ordinary people can't eat it if they want to" Ma Xiaodonkey looked at the crunchy and delicious appearance of the old bald bird, and his face was green, what is that, but the tooth flesh is not gum meat, but when pickling pickles, the maggots that accidentally gave birth to them "Mmmmmm, these dishes are good, You kid still has two brushes, if you make these delicious foods for Lao Tzu to eat every day, then Lao Tzu will teach you a set of kung fu even if you have a meal, so what's the matter?"
The "real drop" horse and the little donkey were as happy as hearing that his sister-in-law had given birth to a little brother for him.If you want to say that this is cooking, he is really not afraid of virtual value, but he really can't do it, just all kinds of dark dishes, what fried toenails, brine toads, braised big chirps, stewed menstrual soup, not to mention any watermelon noodles, carrots fried oranges, frozen spicy hot "That's nature, boy, Lao Tzu is a little dizzy now, I know you have some doorways, but this path of cultivation can't be fake, even if the reality is a success, in the end, it is also a mirror, so, there are some things, you can only take it as an opportunity." , must not be used as a last resort to remember, don't let anything hold you back, but you have to use him as a tool from beginning to end" The old bald bird's words exploded in the ears of the horse and the donkey like a thunderbolt on a sunny day, although he did not directly name him, but the spearhead was directly aimed at the summoning mobile phone on his body.You must know that when he came to this world, the only reliance and reliance was on this mobile phone and Yang Ji in the mobile phone.And no one has ever discovered these, and Ma Xiaodonkey is confident that no one will find out.But it was said by the old bald bird.How could he not be shocked.Of course, if it is just debunked, it will not be so shocking.The point is what he said.Yes, why did she cross this mobile phone, why did she follow her, and why did she want to help herself, and Yang Ji, why did she keep helping herself, is it just because she is handsome, of course, she is handsome, this must be admitted, but the reason is really far-fetched, Ma Xiaodonkey never thinks that the moral sentiment in his heart is as high as several floors, and even he himself thinks that he is a mercenary guy.And a mercenary person is often not afraid to speculate on the people around him with the worst malice.In that case, there are some doubts.Why would they help themselves, isn't there a plan, but what can they do to give them a picture In fact, Ma Xiaodonkey has long had doubts in his heart, but he doesn't have the ability, and he really relies on this mobile phone, so he doesn't want to think about this problem, or has been evading.But being exposed like an old bald bird, he had to think about it carefully."
However, you don't need to worry, because your current cultivation is not enough.And those things do give you benefits, whether it is the meridians or the exercises, they belong to the upper level.But have you ever thought about the little bit of cultivation value that others can only get by cultivating hard, and you can get it by taking pills, will it be a little too simple" The old bald bird is indeed high today, but, every sentence is reasonable.All things must be reversed.Ma Xiaodonkey doesn't think he is so good, so awesome that he can be fatter than others when he eats meat and drinks cold water.Then, this cultivation method is debatable."
So.Boy, everything must be viewed with suspicion, just like the three squeaks you just gave me, although it tastes good, but I still suspect that it is a mouse, but after your explanation.I was immediately at a loss.Knowing the truth, I can eat more at ease" The analogy of the old bald bird is really apt enough, and the apt horse and little donkey almost laughed at the delay in such a heavy environment."
Let me tell you this, the exercises are good, and those who can rely on them still have to rely on them, but don't rely on them too much, and lay a good foundation.When you are powerful yourself, you can not be coerced by anyone for those things you have, I just want to say, choose the good ones and follow them, and change the bad ones for the good ones" This old bald bird is very powerful, this is the first thought of the horse and the little donkey.Second, he is not good at math, just now he clearly said that he only wanted to say one sentence, but he was stunned to add, so let's do it, "Then Master, what do you think I should do?"
Ma Xiaodonkey called very sincerely this time.A real warrior dares to face the bleak life, and dares to accept anyone's guidance with an open mind.Even if it's a god stick bird, "Rely more on yourself to improve, down-to-earth, I have a set of refining bodies here, it's definitely good, I think it's quite suitable for you, don't be weak, practice well, maybe it will be inspiring." ”After the old bald bird finished speaking, Ma Xiaodonkey magically found that he had something more in his mind, "I'll go", this is another magic skill shown by the old bald bird in addition to the bird control technique.Direct consciousness through the delivery, it's faster than fucking copying."
Here, I'm afraid we won't be able to do without for a while, you practice, I'll go and get some sleep" After the old bald bird finished speaking, he staggered like a balloon stuffed into his crotch and fell asleep.Ma Xiaodonkey carefully looked through the body refining technique, but his mind was on the mobile phone in his dantian.Why did Yang Ji deliberately not appear only from meeting the old bald bird by herself, even if it was an occasional appearance, it was fleeting.This at least shows that Yang Ji is afraid of the old bald bird and is afraid of being discovered by him.However, what is she afraid of" Anyway, the old bald bird also said that he doesn't have any use value now, what is he doing thinking about so much" Thinking about it, Ma Xiaodonkey began to study the body refining technique.，，； mobile phone reading,