There is a statistics table in the lower left corner of the simulation system.
Every time a goal is scored, the statistics table will be updated in time.
At this moment, Ai Luo shot the football into the dead center with a semi-volley shot.
He heard the system "buzz", and then heard the sexy and touching female system prompt: "Because the host completed a shot in the simulated shooting system."
Thousands of goals, 1 shooting skill” "Damn, this is a timely help.
You know I'm eager to improve my shooting skills now."
Ai Luo saw a new football appeared in front of him and shot into the lower left corner without hesitation. hit The simulated shooting system does not have a goalkeeper, so the football must enter a blind spot to be considered a hit, and then it will trigger the running statistics program of the data statistics table.
The data in the statistics table reset to zero, and then slowly rolled up a number 001.
Looking at the number 1 slowly rolling up, Ai Luo murmured: "It's just too stingy to score a thousand goals before adding some shooting skills."
After saying this, he immediately realized that he shouldn't have said this. , closed his mouth, looked left and right, and breathed a sigh of relief when he found that Xiao Meng was not there.
Since starting the last game of the Sevilla youth team and assisting and scoring a goal, Antonio Lopez and Juan Pizzi have become more and more optimistic about Aiello's prospects, even if Herrellana Even after Joe returned from injury, he could no longer shake Ai Luo's position.
Thinking of this, the two shook their heads knowingly.
Hey, the cruelty of professional football Therefore, the day before the game against Athletic Bilbao's youth team, Antonio Lopez normally placed Aiello in the starting lineup again.
After training in the afternoon, Raul Albiol took a few good nights to relax at his home with guests such as Aiello, Pisson, Andy, David Silva and goalkeeper Asenjo.
Euphemistically known as: Relaxing before a game So Raúl Albiol went home and got one.
He learned it from Aiello, and told his parents about the special way of thinking.
The general idea was: If you two are here, our teammates will have trouble playing, and if we can’t play, we will If you don’t have fun, you won’t be able to relax.
If you can’t relax, you won’t perform well tomorrow.
If you don’t perform well tomorrow, you will Listening to Old Raul's stunned expression, when did his son become so humorous?
"Stop."
Old Raul really couldn't stand the son in front of him who was half a head taller than himself, so he took his wife to the city for a big meal.
He said: There is enough food in the refrigerator, don't make the house a mess.
Raul looked at his parents leaving.
Albiol first dialed David.
Silva's cell phone, after instructing him to gather together and bring him to his home, he hung up the phone and then dialed the cell phone of his girlfriend Rafael Caritan, "Hey, dear, I have invited young people tonight.
A teammate from the team is coming to my house as a guest, so you should come too.”
After that, we chatted about the "ozone layer" for nearly two hours before reluctantly hanging up the phone.
Looking at the little brother who was so proud, he cursed: You bitch, but I don't like it.
"Dong dong dong" "Hey, open the door, dong dong dong."
Just when Raul Albiol was about to fire two shots with his left hand, he heard the knock on the door and Ai Luo's voice, and also heard the singing of other Andys sporadically.
The little brother was so frightened that he immediately shrank, stood up and said: "Here we come" and opened the door neatly.
The dinner was prepared by food enthusiasts Andy and Raúl Albiol, and they looked at a whole table of shrimp, oysters, ham, chicken, beef, paella, and seafood noodles.
I really have to admire the operational skills of these two foodies, Andy and Raul Albiol.
They are really good.
So Ai Luo thought of retiring in the future and opened a restaurant in Spain and Algeria, and invited Raul Albiol.
Beol and Andy are chefs in a restaurant Pison took out a bottle of fresh juice from the refrigerator, poured a glass for each of them, and then raised the glass: "Cheers" "Cheers!"
The other six people raised the transparent wine glasses in front of the table that were already filled with juice.
After drinking the juice, I don't know who said "dinner", except for Raul Albiol's girlfriend Rafael Caritan, who ate slowly with a fork, the other six hungry wolves started to eat without caring about themselves.
Image, using both hands together, as if he has practiced the left-right fighting of the old naughty boy Zhou Botong, holding the ham in his left hand and looking for the chicken in his right hand, the level of grabbing food is better than that of the other.
A new generation is better than an old one.
Ai Luo looked at the few guys who were almost robbed of food and squeezed out Rafael Kalitan.
He thought evilly, and at the same time, he did not forget to snatch the last chicken drumstick left on the plate.
With his excellent quality, Aiello relied on Andy to withstand Albiol's superb performance and became the first bandit to be fed.
"Uh-oh" After eating and drinking, Ai Luo lay on the sofa, burped beautifully, and crossed his legs.
When he was about to lie down, he found something under his butt, which was extremely uncomfortable.
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He took it out and looked at it, and found that it was a TV.
Remote control, turned to look at the few hungry wolves still fighting on the dining table, shook his head, felt bored, and turned on the TV.
After switching several channels, I found that there was nothing particularly interesting.
After switching, I finally stopped at a local talk show in Valencia and watched it with gusto.
"Hey, Ai, it's boring to watch TV alone.
Come on, let's take turns telling jokes."
He probably had finished eating.
Albiol touched his full belly, called Ai Luo, turned around and hugged him Rafael.
Caritan kissed Ranhu on the waist, patted her, and said: "My dear, please help me clear the table, hey."
David Silva touched his full belly.
When he heard what Albiol said, he suddenly realized that this guy is such a beast.
He asked his girlfriend to come over.
He was basically going to be used as a servant.
However, David Silva was only half right.
Ai Luo looked at the people rubbing their bellies and suddenly thought, what a funny scene it would be if Europeans also had the habit of using toothpicks, so he burst out laughing.
"Hey, what's so funny about Ai?"
Andy, the little black man, put his feet on Pison's thighs, leaned back on the stool, and asked Ai Luo with a leisurely look.
"No, no, no."
Ai Luo, who came back from his wandering mind, quickly said no, straightened his stool, and continued: "I just heard Raoul say that he wanted me to come over and tell jokes together, and suddenly he thought of a funny joke, so he laughed, haha " "Haha, tell me the funny joke first," Albiol looked at everyone, and then said: "Let me tell you the rules first.
If you tell a joke, no matter how many people laugh, as long as one person doesn't laugh, you must Punishment, what do you think?”
"I agree with both hands and feet."
Andy, the little black man who always liked liveliness, couldn't bear the loneliness and asked "What's the punishment?"
"Hehe, it's the same old rules," Albiol said, winking at the other teammates except Aiello and smiling.
"Dizzy" Damn, I swear these guys are definitely trying to punish me.
I can't let them succeed.
They have to tell a joke that I can't help but laugh at.
Yes, there is Suddenly an idea struck me, and I thought of a joke I saw in my previous life.
"Ahem, Redis, Bricks, I'll start."
Aiello coughed, poured a glass of the remaining juice on the table into his own cup, took a sip, moistened his throat, and told the title of the joke first. came out: "The title of this joke is: Chinese and Japanese virtues."
The word "Japanese" was said with a wink, which caused several wolves to whistle.
Then, he frowned slightly, pretending to think for a while, and then slowly said: "There was an American, a German, a Japanese and a Chinese sitting on a plane.
The plane suddenly ran out of fuel halfway through the flight. , the captain announced that one person must jump out of the plane to reduce weight, So the American showed his personal heroism and walked to the hatch of the plane and shouted: Long live the United States and the United States, then jumped off the plane and continued flying.
He paused and looked at his teammates who were listening attentively.
I saw Rafael doing some cleaning in the kitchen.
Caritan stopped what she was doing and stretched her neck to listen.
He took a sip of juice and continued with a smile: "Not long after, the captain announced again: The weight was still too heavy, and one person had to jump out.
So the German stood up, walked to the hatch of the plane, and shouted: Long Live the German Empire also jumped out of the plane and continued flying.
At this time, the captain announced: No, it is still too heavy, and one more person must jump out.
The Chinese looked at the Japanese, stood up and walked to the hatch of the plane.
The Japanese hurriedly Come over and hold the Chinese hand tightly: Good brother, I will never forget you."
At this point, Ai Luo hesitated, "Does anyone know the outcome?"
"The Chinese must have jumped."
Pisson is a straightforward Spaniard, so his ideas are also very direct.
"Does anyone else have a different opinion?"
Ai Luo looked at everyone.
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"Hehe, if it's really what Pison guessed," Albiol curled his lips and smiled, looked at Ai Luo, smiled brightly, and said, "Then you are ready to accept the punishment and call on speakerphone to consult.
Solve sexual dysfunction haha” Aiello shook his head, waved the index finger of his right hand at Albiol: "nonono", exhaled a breath, pressed his left hand on the table, supported his chin with his palm, and said the final ending: "The Chinese shouted: China Long live the People's Republic and then kicked the Japanese down."
"Hahaha" everyone burst into laughter, even Rafael who was cleaning up in the kitchen.
Caritan also laughed while holding on to the refrigerator in the kitchen.
"Yeah yeah" looking at everyone who was laughing, he made a victory gesture
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