Aiello got up, took a few oranges from the refrigerator in the kitchen, peeled them as he walked, returned to the dining table, blinked and said to Albiol: "Hey, I successfully passed the test, who is next?"
Rafael Kalitan, who was in the kitchen, asked curiously.
Except for the little black man, everyone looked curious, because the little black man had asked Ai Luo why he chose Albiol's new nickname before.
To be honest, Ai Luo was really embarrassed to explain this to his sister-in-law.
After all, conservative ideas still existed, but Andy, the little black man next to him, didn't have so many scruples.
He covered his mouth and smiled a little obscenely. , explained loudly: "Dadao is the nickname Ai gave your boyfriend."
At this point, Andy paused. , stretched out his thumb to express his admiration for Ai Luo.
He admired this guy's logical thinking so much that he gave Ai Luo a thousand likes and then continued: "The Chinese translated Raul It has the same pronunciation as "Lao Er", so I used another synonym "Diao" instead, but you have to be lucky that Ai is lenient. " "Pfft" Hearing this, he couldn't help but spit out the orange meat in his mouth, and glared at the little black man Andy, you will die if you don't complain.
"Haha" everyone cheered and laughed.
"Oh, you're still being lenient."
The curious Rafael Callitan put down what he was doing, walked to the dining table, and sat on Albiol's lap.
When Rafael Callitan asked this, the little black man couldn't help but laugh again.
Looking at everyone's curious eyes, he continued: "Hey, because the Diao is divided into big Diao and small Diao."
He turned sideways and winked at Ai Luo again.
Blinking, he saw Ai Luo rolling his eyes, laughed, and then continued: "Ai is afraid that Raoul won't accept the small mouth, and he is also afraid that if he takes it like this, Raoul's small mouth will get smaller and smaller, so he takes it for him.
A big mouth haha” "And this kid, he's afraid of Rafa."
"Shut up!"
Ai Luo couldn't help but said angrily, throwing a piece of orange flesh at the little black man's head.
"hey-hey" Seeing the two of them fighting like this, there was another burst of laughter.
After joking for a while, they quickly entered the entertainment activities of Joke Adventure.
David Silva coughed lightly, sat up straight, looked at everyone and said: "Mrs.
Brown: Oh, dear, I lost my precious puppy.
Mrs.
Smith: But you It's time to put an ad in the newspaper.
Mrs.
Brown: It's no use.
My puppy can't read."
"Hahaha" "Hahaha" David Silva's joke successfully made the audience laugh, and he imitated Aiello and made a victory gesture.
The next Albiol was not so lucky.
When Albiol was about to reach the punchline of his joke, Aiello twisted his thigh with his right hand.
When everyone laughed, only He didn't smile but secretly shouted: It hurts.
None of them brought their girlfriends, so you just brought your girlfriend, so forget it and sit on your lap.
I told you to show affection "Oh oh oh oh" the owner of this voice was Asenjo, who stood up excitedly and shouted.
"Haha, Ai didn't laugh at Raul, call me."
The most unloyal Asenjo jumped out like a god descending from the earth, announcing that the previous five-person alliance to please Ai was officially broken.
Then he took out his mobile phone very actively and put it on Albiol's hand: "Here, take my mobile phone to make a call, haha" Albiol rolled his eyes and raised his middle finger to Asenjo to express his dissatisfaction.
Several others covered their mouths and snickered.
So Albiol walked to the living room willing to admit defeat.
In the phone book next to the phone, he found the phone hotline for the health section of Radio 1 in Valencia.
He pulled his girlfriend to sit on his lap, and then dialed it. , turn on the hands-free.
Vanessa Berry is the host of the health section of Radio 1 in Valencia.
However, she is only temporary because her friend Jenny is ill and has no choice but to ask her to help cover the shift.
She was in a bad mood these two days because she found out at noon the day before yesterday that her boyfriend was having an affair, and the affair partner was actually her best friend of more than ten years, so she started not to believe in love.
When she was looking forward to choosing a birthday gift for her boyfriend in the gift shop, she accidentally saw her boyfriend hugging a woman.
When she saw the woman clearly, her heart was broken.
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She has been with her for more than ten years.
My best friend actually had an affair with her boyfriend A bloody scene She couldn't accept it, so she ran in front of them, pointed at her boyfriend and best friend: "You have to give me an explanation."
When Vanessa Berry appeared in front of them, her boyfriend was just slightly stunned.
She was looking forward to her boyfriend's explanation, but she didn't expect that her boyfriend just said to her calmly: "Now that you have seen it, I'm sorry Vanessa, I don't love you anymore, let's break up."
And her best friend of more than ten years only expressed her apology and said nothing else.
Soon, her boyfriend left the gift shop with his best friend of more than ten years in his arms.
Vanessa Berry looked at the time.
It was exactly eight o'clock in the evening.
She took a deep breath.
Her good professionalism allowed her to temporarily get rid of the messy thoughts and get herself back into the best condition for work.
She turned on the mic.
He read from a manuscript in his hand: "Ladies and gentlemen, good evening, Huan Everyone is welcome to listen to our sexual health column at 8 o'clock on time.
Listeners who have questions can call the hotline and I will answer you carefully."
Vanessa Berry felt her throat was a little dry, turned off the microphone, put on the song, and then After taking a sip of water, he continued: "Now, I would like to invite the first hotline listener."
Vanessa Berry answered three hotline calls in succession and felt a little tired, so she put on light music and was about to get up and move her stiff body when the hotline rang again.
Vanessa Berry frowned, but still pressed the answer button, and asked in a gentle and pleasant voice, "Hello, I am Vanessa Berry, the host of the show.
How can I help you?"
"Sister, sister, I don't know what's wrong.
I was just about to go to bed with my girlfriend when I realized..."
The other end of the phone sounded very anxious and seemed a little at a loss.
If you listen carefully, you will hear strange laughter on the other end of the phone.
Needless to say, the person who called the hotline was: Raul.
Albiol.
Vanessa Berry felt the anxiety on the other end of the phone and didn't listen carefully.
Out of a sense of responsibility, she asked: "Don't be anxious, tell me slowly what you found."
"Sister, I find that I can't get hard anymore."
The other end of the phone was particularly lively, and everyone was already covering their mouths and laughing quietly.
Of course all this Vanessa.
Berry didn't know.
"Haha, I couldn't believe that Da Diao could come up with such a weird reason.
It makes me laugh to death."
Pisson and Andy were already hugging each other and laughing together.
Andy suddenly thought of something and looked at Albiol with evil intentions. , said in a vulgar manner: "Isn't it really hard to get hard with a big mouth?"
The crowd burst into laughter again.
Provoking Albiol, he took the pillow on the sofa and threw it hard at the little black man.
"Ah, I can't stand it.
What's the specific situation?
Tell me slowly."
Vanessa Berry was moved by the anxiety on the other end of the phone and asked anxiously.
"Actually, sister, you can help me."
Raul.
Albiol interrupted Vanessa Berry's speech and touched Rafael Caritan's face.
His expression was calm, but his tone sounded sad, sad and helpless.
"I read on the Internet that if you hear other women moaning during sex, you will feel very excited," Raul said.
Albiol paused, "So, I want to try."
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Hearing this, everyone gave Albiol a thumbs up.
"ah" "Sister, you must help me."
I am so good at this acting that I will continue to praise you.
Vanessa Berry hesitated for a moment, turned off the radio's transmission signal, and then said, "Okay, I'll try my best."
"Sister, you are so good and have a safe life."
I have to say that Albiol's mouth is still very sweet.
"Can we start?"
After a while, Vanessa Berry asked with a blushing face.
"Okay.
Sister," Albiol replied quickly, then made a shushing gesture and kissed Rafael, who was sitting on his lap and was already blushing.
Caritan's lips and her free right hand were placed on her girlfriend's plump breasts.
Vanessa Berry, who was contemplating her feelings, heard the voice on the other end of the phone.
How could she not know what was going on over there?
Her face became increasingly red, and then she remembered the scene of having sex with her former boyfriend, and said "Well Ahhhhh, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh noises of sounds.
"It's a bit of a reaction, but not a little bit."
"Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh."
Vanessa Berry unconsciously touched her breasts and began to moan forgetfully.
"Hahahahaha" Just when Vanessa Berry screamed abnormally, Ai Luo took the lead and couldn't help it anymore and burst out laughing.
"Well, you guys are kidding me."
Vanessa Berry reacted and was about to curse when she heard the sound of hanging up the phone.
She was so angry that she kicked the wall hard.
"Haha Dadai, you are really a talent.
After you retire, you can definitely go to Hollywood to make movies and win the Best Actor."
David Silva, who has always been low-key and honest, couldn't help but praise Albiol and raised his eyebrows. thumb.
"If you let me know who is teasing me, I will kill you with a thousand knives," Vanessa Berry said fiercely to herself
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