Seeing that Qin Lang hung up the phone, Tao Ruoxiang asked Qin Lang: "It seems that you are preparing to capture this flying monkey, but I want to know, how can you catch such a lawless monkey?"
"No matter how powerful a monkey is, he can't turn over the palm of the Buddha's hand."
Qin Lang smiled, "Although I am not a Buddha, this monkey is not a Monkey King, so if I want to catch it, the possibility is still relatively large, but the premise is that it should not leave Xiayang City." ” "No, you can really catch this monkey" Tao Ruoxiang asked in surprise, although Qin Lang's biological knowledge is quite perverted, but to catch a cunning monkey in such a large urban area as Xiayang City, it is simply a fantasy Even Tao Ruoxiang didn't believe it, Han Xuan didn't believe it even more, she sighed: "When I knew that it was a monkey who stole the briefcase, I had already accepted my fate, and I could only be considered unlucky."
In just one night, even catching a person is like looking for a needle in a haystack, not to mention a monkey who can climb trees and houses. ” "Teacher Tao, in order to stimulate my potential, I would like to ask you, if I catch this monkey, how will you reward me" Qin Lang asked Tao Ruoxiang with a smile.
"Mr.
Qin, if you can catch the monkey and get the briefcase back for me, I will definitely thank you" Han Xuan said with an oath, but she didn't think that Qin Lang was not interested in her promise at all.
Therefore, Qin Lang was still staring at Tao Ruoxiang, waiting for her statement.
"If you can help Xuanxuan get the briefcase back, I will really serve you" "What's the use of you obeying me."
Qin Lang smiled and said, "This doesn't count." ” "If Mr.
Qin wins, Xiangxiang, you can agree to date him."
Han Xuan finally said something that was still "human words" in Qin Lang's opinion.
"Don't be kidding, I'm his teacher" Tao Ruoxiang glanced at Han Xuan, and then said to Qin Lang, "If you can really help Xuanxuan find things back, I will invite you to dinner." ” "Eating is just eating, Mr.
Tao, please your reward is a little creative, okay?"
Qin Lang said a little absent-mindedly.
"If you don't agree, you'll be pulled" Tao Ruoxiang snorted dissatisfiedly, "You think anyone can let me have a dinner" "Okay, then eat.
However, you have to invite me alone, I don't want to be the same as last time, and there are stirring sticks in it.
Qin Lang put forward his own conditions.
"Okay, I promise you."
Tao Ruoxiang made a little concession appropriately, she was also forced to be helpless, Qin Lang, this kid is too cunning, Tao Ruoxiang doesn't want to put herself in it.
"Both, please don't flirt and scold, help me solve the problem first, okay" Han Xuan is still concerned about her own troubles, if this problem can't be solved, she will completely say goodbye to this decent job, and don't even think about it.
Han Xuan's vanity has always been very strong, if she can't even keep this job, where does her vanity come from, and what will she compare with Tao Ruoxiang, a godsister, when the time comes.
"I have a sense of proportion in my heart."
Qin Lang was a little irritable by Han Xuan's urging, but for the sake of Tao Ruoxiang's face, Qin Lang still started the search for the monkey.
Qin Lang first made a phone call to Han Sanqiang and asked him to arrange five or six junior brothers to be on duty on every street in Xiayang City, and then wait for his orders.
Tao Ruoxiang and Han Xuan thought that Qin Lang had some tricks, but when they saw that Qin Lang called Han Sanqiang to make arrangements, they thought that Qin Lang had just used the tactics of crowds and waited for the rabbit, and suddenly their confidence in Qin Lang fell to the bottom.
Qin Lang also saw that these two had little confidence in himself, and said with a smile: "Don't judge too quickly, the next arrangement is the key Okay, the audio file has been sent to the phone, and we can go." ” "What kind of audio file," Tao Ruoxiang asked curiously.
"You want to hear it now," Qin Lang looked at Tao Ruoxiang with a smile.
Tao Ruoxiang vaguely felt that there was nothing good, but the curiosity in her heart still prevailed, so she nodded and said, "Don't sell Guanzi, hurry up and tell me what audio file you downloaded." ” "You really want to listen" "Less nonsense," Tao Ruoxiang said impatiently.
Qin Lang had no choice but to click on the audio file he had just downloaded, and suddenly Qin Lang's mobile phone sounded a strange "shout" of a monkey, although it was a monkey's voice, but because it was too "coquettish", Tao Ruoxiang and Han Xuan both heard the "sound outside the strings" This is not an ordinary monkey call at all, but a monkey call spring or the sound of amusement during mating Hearing this voice, Tao Ruoxiang's face suddenly turned red, and even her ears turned red, and she secretly scolded Qin Lang in her heart for being so shameless that he had such a perverted hobby.
Although Han Xuan is relatively open in this regard, he can't stand Qin Lang's actions, this guy actually downloads this kind of audio, which can be called the best little cheap.
"Don't turn it off yet" Tao Ruoxiang was almost angry.
Qin Lang saw that Tao Ruoxiang's face was not good, so he quickly turned off the audio, and then explained, "Please, don't look at me with colored eyes, I don't have a perverted hobby in this area, but I am drugged to prepare for cleaning up that flying monkey According to the current research results, it is not only the human female voice that stimulates the excitement of the opposite sex, thereby promoting the rapid arrival of the opposite sex, and the monkey is also a leader in this regard."
Because monkeys, orangutans and other animals mate frequently, and males have multiple mates at the same time, the female monkey has to find a way to squeeze out the sperm of the male monkey, and this method is to scream. ” Qin Lang paused, and saw that the two girls had already listened, so he continued to say in a popular science tone: "Studies have shown that when monkeys, orangutans, etc. mate, if the female does not scream, the probability of the male releasing sperm is less than ten percent, but on the contrary, it can reach eighty percent.
Therefore, many female monkeys are masters in this area, and they know how to flirt with the male monkey's desires. ” "You want to use these calls to lure that monkey out," Tao Ruoxiang seemed to understand Qin Lang's thoughts.
"Teacher Tao is really smart" Qin Lang nodded with a smile, "I have people play similar audio on their mobile phones on every street, it will definitely attract the attention of that flying monkey, as a monkey who often lives alone in the city, has been separated from the monkey group for a long time, and has no desire to vent its desires, it must be very eager for the comfort of the opposite sex, so it will definitely appear" Tao Ruoxiang and Han Xuan were dumbfounded, and their previous contempt for Qin Lang turned to amazement: Such a creative idea can probably only be thought of by a "wonderful" like Qin Lang.
And, crucially, the idea is still highly viable "Play it on your mobile phone, can that flying monkey hear it?"
Tao Ruoxiang asked.
"Rest assured, there's someone playing it on every block, and it's going to be heard.
Although the sound of the mobile phone is not high, the monkey must be very sensitive to this sound, and it will definitely hear it.
What's more, I can't use a tweeter to play this kind of sound," Qin Lang explained again, and then said, "Okay, let's get out of the hotel first, whether it's useful or not, we'll see it later":