Mating and reproducing offspring is the instinct of a species, and even humans who are the masters of all things cannot control this instinct, let alone a hungry monkey.
After Lu Qingshan's reminder, Qin Lang roughly figured out the details of this monkey: a male monkey, he felt hungry and thirsty because he had stayed by his master's side for many years, so this monkey definitely needed to vent.
And Qin Lang's crowd tactics also quickly worked, although the monkey call was not obvious on the street with his mobile phone, and it was difficult to attract the attention of pedestrians, but he was able to attract the attention of the monkeys.
This is not because the monkey's hearing is much better than that of humans, but because of the different concerns, such as a person who admires nature, he can even hear the sound of insects in a noisy city, because he does not focus on the noise, but on the sounds of nature.
Soon after Qin Lang went downstairs, about twenty minutes later, Han Sanqiang called and said that his people had found a black monkey in a plane tree on a street in the north of the city.
"Hooked" Qin Lang laughed and said to Tao Ruoxiang, "Teacher Tao, go to the pioneer road in the north of the city, the monkey has already appeared. ” "Really" Tao Ruoxiang and Han Xuan couldn't believe that Qin Lang's dirty trick actually succeeded.
"You'll know when you go."
Qin Lang said, "Hurry up, otherwise the monkey will be in trouble if he runs away." ” When Tao Ruoxiang heard this, she hurriedly started the car and quickly rushed onto the street.
Tao Ruoxiang's driving skills are quite good, and in less than ten minutes, he has already arrived at the pioneer road.
Then, a van came over, and a person came out of it to Qin Lang's car and described the situation to him, saying that it was a monkey hiding in the lush branches and leaves of the plane trees on both sides of Pioneer Road, this monkey was very cunning, and the movement was very small, and the pedestrians on the street had not noticed its existence, if it wasn't for Qin Lang's special explanation to let these people pay attention to the monkey's hiding place, I'm afraid it would be difficult for them to find a monkey among the branches.
"Okay, I'll leave it to me, you guys will be around first."
Qin Lang commanded this person.
At this time, the others had already turned off the audio of the mobile phone, but Qin Lang opened the audio file, because it was the same audio file, so Qin Lang believed that the monkey must not know that he had changed to a "monkey".
Sure enough, after hearing this cry, Qin Lang saw that the branches and leaves at the top of the plane tree in front of him were moving without wind, and it could be seen that there must be something shuttling inside.
"Sister Han, it's time for you to perform."
Qin Lang said to Han Xuan.
"What are you performing," Han Xuan wondered.
"Didn't you just buy a fluffy monkey toy, just use this monkey toy to seduce that monkey monkey, you should be better at this."
Qin Lang's words implied deep meaning, Tao Ruoxiang glared at Qin Lang fiercely, but this guy turned a blind eye.
Han Xuan also felt that Qin Lang's words were weird, but she didn't have time to think about it, she took out the monkey's doll, then opened the window, stretched one of the monkey's feet out of the window, and then shook it gently.
"Hey, what are you doing," Qin Lang asked Han Xuan.
"Didn't you want me to seduce that monkey," Han Xuan asked rhetorically.
"Seduce it with one leg" Qin Lang really couldn't laugh or cry.
"You know what."
Han Xuan explained, "You have to show your thighs."
Women's legs are inherently very lethal weapons, but many people are not good at using them.
I think monkeys are similar to humans, so I guess that's the case. ” "Hope you're right."
Although Qin Lang's biological knowledge is solid, he really doesn't know how the female monkey shows their "sexiness", I just hope that Han Xuan is right, this monkey also has a foot fetish.
Moreover, in Qin Lang's opinion, it is also right to show one leg and go out, lest the monkey see that the female monkey is fake, although the lights here are not very bright, but in case the monkey's eyesight is very strong, it will be troublesome.
Soon, the branches and leaves at the top of the tree shook even more, and it seemed that the monkey had indeed been lured, and it was a little uncontrollable.
"Hurry up, Sister Han, seduce this monkey," Qin Lang urged.
This sounded like Han Xuan was seducing this monkey, and Han Xuan also heard it at this time, and gritted her teeth in anger, but she was embarrassed to worry about Qin Lang, so she just thought she didn't hear it, and then exposed the small half of the monkey toy's face, as if "still holding the pipa and half covering her face". may be because this simulated monkey is indeed very similar, and this artificial female monkey is indeed very "sexy", coupled with the "hot" monkey cry that broke out in Qin Lang's mobile phone, these elements together are enough to stimulate the monkey to go crazy.
Sure enough, the monkey finally couldn't hold it back, jumped out of the branches and leaves of the plane tree, and then jumped from the branches, and pounced in the direction of the car window, as if he was about to drag the female monkey out of the window, and then turn over the clouds and rain well, but at the moment when the monkey grabbed the female monkey's thigh, it heard a cracking sound, and then the scream of the woman in the car window.
The scream was made by Han Xuan, she didn't expect this monkey to come directly to the door and directly snatch the female monkey toy in her hand, but it really frightened her, after all, the monkey's claws were very sharp in the light, and the legs of the monkey toy were torn apart with one claw.
However, at this time, the monkey also felt that it might have been deceived, because this female monkey was a fake at all, and it used to be the monkey king, so it was completely enraged, slapped the car window fiercely, bared its teeth, and reached in with its paws to grab Han Xuan, which scared Han Xuan really discolored.
"Evil Animals" At this moment, Qin Lang snorted, and slashed his palm on the monkey's paw, Qin Lang's palm knife was so powerful, only to hear a click, the monkey's front paw was probably fractured, it let out a strange scream, and then jumped into the branch with injuries, and fled in a hurry, followed by a little red light.
"It ran and it ran away" Han Xuan said dejectedly, "It's over, it's really done if you didn't catch this monkey Qin Lang, why didn't you just catch it just now, what's the use of hurting it?"
"Quack" Qin Lang snorted coldly, "You can't use your brain, why are you catching it, do you still want to torture it to extract a confession, then you know how to communicate with a monkey" Being yelled at by Qin Lang like this, Han Xuan was stunned for a moment, and said with some grievances: "You have a point, but this monkey has run away, don't we have no clues?"
"I deliberately let it go."
Qin Lang said calmly.
"Why" Tao Ruoxiang couldn't help but ask, because she was really curious about why Qin Lang did this
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