"Here are our most precious little princesses, solemnly perform on stage" After the deacon yelled, a little girl about twelve years old and innocent-looking took the stage and began to perform hard.
"The glorious Great Zhou, the great country, the sunrise in the east, the radiance" When Ye Feng heard this, he immediately felt deep sympathy for the most precious little princess in the Great Zhou Kingdom, and it was really not her fault that she could sing the results that made the ten little judges cover their nineteen ears in an instant, but the pot of her growth cycle.
She has grown up in the period of diacriticy, and this hoarse voice is used to sing some deep love songs on the earth, which can achieve the results of a love song diva, but it is very inappropriate to sing children's songs, especially to the children's judges who don't know what they are, and they still use a roar.
There is no way why ten little judges are covering their nineteen ears, and a certain little judge's interest in chicken legs beats the noise like a grinding casserole, and his right hand can't be freed.
Fortunately, the national anthem of the Great Zhou Kingdom was short and powerful, and just when even Ye Feng was about to be unable to withstand the attack of the sonic weapon, the performance of the beautiful princess was finally over "Zero points zero points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 The deaconess yelled vigorously, "Congratulations to the beautiful little princess, who has achieved such a good result of ten points."
"Wrong" A certain little judge stood up with a look of indignation and said loudly: "The score I gave her is not ten points, it should be negative ten points."
"Negative ten" The deaconess said with a strange face, "Little friend, what does negative ten mean, please forgive my sister for being lonely and unheard, can you explain it?"
"There is a sun and moon in the sky, and I think the number should also have positive and negative, and the advantages and disadvantages should be divided" The little judge said loudly, "The song she sings is more annoying than the quarrel of a thousand ducks in our family, so I gave her a negative perfect score that is so bad that it falls off" "Children, your ideas are ingenious and find new ways, and my sister personally appreciates this."
"But unfortunately, your idea is not recognized by the rules of mathematics, so our pretty little princess's total score is still quite good." ” "Oh yes" The pretty little princess made a gesture representing victory with a happy face, which made the leveling madman stunned again: the beautiful child really has a big heart No way, Ye Feng remembered the score of his first performance on stage when he was a child, the same minus ten points, but the leveling maniac who was not famous at that time definitely did not pose a V-shape, but a dejected judgment.
"Zhang Heng children, are you interested in coming to our Nanlu Academy to study, not only free of board and lodging, but also for good learning, there are also scholarships?"
Just when everyone was looking at the jokes and studying the little judge Zhang Heng who had just made a strange and strange theory, a bad old man with a good crown and a funny appearance looked at Zhang Heng's children with the eyes of Puyu, and said with a seductive expression.
"Oh my God, Nanguo Old Rabbit, he is one of the supreme beings in the world, the dean of Nanlu Academy, Nanguo Old Rabbit" exclaimed as soon as the people ate melons The exclamations of the people who ate melons suddenly stopped, and the eyes of Zhang Heng's children were no longer funny, but with endless envy and strong jealousy Nanlu Academy, one of the four major academies in Central Continent, its dean's surname is Nanguo, his name is unknown, nicknamed Old Rabbit, because the dean of Nanguo has lived too long and long, and the source of his nickname has been unknown.
Although the cultivation of the old rabbit in the south pot is one of the world's most famous existences, the most praised place in the world is the way of mechanical arithmetic that is absolutely superior to ancient and modern.
After Ye Feng took a look, he was immediately stunned: it turned out that the strange old man who gave Qiqi the strange eggs would be the world-famous dean of Nanlu Academy, the old rabbit of Nanguo.
"What kind of thing is a scholarship" Who knew that Zhang Heng's child, who was hit by a big trap cake falling from the sky, held a big chicken leg with an ignorant expression, which made many enthusiastic melon eaters want to strangle him to death immediately, and replace the protagonist who appeared on the scene with his own little rabbit cub.
"Scholarship thing," the old rabbit of Nanguo said patiently, "It can be exchanged for a lot of good things like this big chicken leg in your hand." ” "Oh, that's right."
Zhang Heng's child said reluctantly, "If you are willing to wait, after I finish the judge's task, I will think about it, if you are not willing to wait, you can leave now."
My mother told me that impatient sincerity is hypocrisy, and any stranger who is hypocritical accosted with you is the big bad guy who wants to abduct and sell children."
As soon as the ignorant Zhang Heng said this, many enthusiastic melon-eating people expressed their passion to strangle his ignorant mother to death.
Who is known as the old rabbit of Nanguo who moves the world, but he is not annoyed at all, but looks at Zhang Heng's children with an appreciative face, sits down patiently, and continues to enjoy this boring children's rhyme competition "It's a pity that the total score of the little prince is, zero points.
But it doesn't matter, your score is not unique and the lowest in history, but only a tie, and the number of ties, and the number of ties, is quite large, and our spirit is: focus on participation" "Zero points zero points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 points 0 "Third brother, is it okay for us to abandon the race?"
After watching three zero eggs and five single-digit children's song performances in a row, Qiqi was afraid to say, "That little flower hat doesn't seem to be too beautiful, and Qiqi still prefers the little straw hat that the third brother knitted for Qiqi." ” "Don't be bold" Ye Feng immediately gave Qiqi, who was so frightened that he wanted to retreat, and encouraged, "I believe brother, the champion, it will definitely be Qiqi" "Kiki, it's important to participate" Huang Rong on the side also hurriedly gave her a cheer or a discouragement, "Even if you get a zero egg, it's not a shame, there are already three eggs in front, one more of you, so many people share the food, and you can't kill everyone." ” "Bean sprouts, believe it or not, Qiqi threw you with Xiao Maomao" Qiqi was so shocked that she immediately glared at Huang Rong angrily and threatened.
"Don't surrender me, I'm guilty" Huang Rong immediately raised his hands and said, "The little devil is out of the horse, it must be a sonic shock, a blockbuster, a full score of 100, the Toad Palace will win back a big flower hat for yourself, or the tall kind" "Hmph, that's pretty much it."
Ye Feng looked confused, and Qiqi performed on stage with a look of anger
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