"Next, I would like to invite Princess Qi from the friendly Ye Celestial Dynasty to sing on stage" After the host yelled, Kiki put her hands in her ears, crossed her little buttocks, and began to sing hard.
"Two tigers, two tigers, Run fast, run fast, One without ears, One without a tail, It's weird, it's weird."
The audience was collectively confused: what the hell is this, what kind of song can you sing like this "Two tigers, two tigers, Run fast, run fast, One without ears, One without a tail, It's weird, it's weird, thank you, done."
It's gone, why is it so short, and the little judges looked at Kiki with a confused expression.
"Ahem" After the host coughed lightly twice, he said reluctantly, "Qiqi's children's songs are also novel and chic, crisp and pleasant, who taught you this song, why has my sister never heard it before?"
"It was Kiki's smartest third brother who made it up for Kiki," Kiki said proudly.
Princess Xin in the audience couldn't help but cover her eyes: This can also be regarded as the two brothers and sisters, it's too embarrassing The rich king in the audience glanced at Ye Feng with a playful face: The literary literacy of the three princes of the Heavenly Dynasty is so bad that it is scum, and my eldest sister's previous good intentions can only be cheaply given to Old Master Jiang for nothing, fortunately, the fertilizer and water do not flow into the fields of outsiders, no matter how I say it, they are all Hanlin University scholars of my Great Zhou Kingdom "Hahaha" A vigorous blast sounded, and I saw the old master Jiang laughing in the audience, "This can be regarded as a song that I don't know, bullshit."
The old man solemnly suggested that in the future, there should be a primary selection for the children's rhyme competition, so as to save all kinds of cats and dogs from coming to the stage to fill up the number and sing some messy garbage to pollute everyone's audio-visual."
The surrounding audience nodded their heads one after another, and deeply agreed with Mr.
Jiang's suggestion, although it is a children's song performance, it is also one of the most cutting-edge cultural programs on behalf of the Great Zhou Kingdom.
Qiqi on the stage suddenly shed tears with an aggrieved face: why don't everyone like such a beautiful song made up by the third brother "The emphasis is on participation, our spirit is: the emphasis is on participation" After the deaconess comforted Kiki, she said loudly, "Now please ask the little judges to give Princess Qi a bright score for her performance." 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 The audience was collectively incredibly stunned: how could it be, such a short and naïve strange song without any literary conception, how could it be nine perfect points plus one nine points The deaconess was particularly surprised, and couldn't help but be curious: "Zhang Heng's children, everyone scores ten, why are you the only one who scores nine?"
"It's too short" Zhang Heng stood up and said loudly, "It's not enough to listen to at all" The small judges nodded in agreement.
The audience was once again collectively confused: just this simple scum to almost no twists and turns, the children still feel that it is too incredible to listen to it at all, and the children's artistic quality is too pessimistic "Nonsense" The indignant old master Jiang rushed to the judges' seat, glared at the little judges and said, "Say, did the little devil give you any benefits, let you collectively help him cheat?"
"Woo woo wow" The little judges were so frightened by Old Master Jiang's fierce appearance that they cried collectively. syllable A slap sounded loudly in the audience, Old Master Jiang flew high, plopped, fell out of the judges' seat, fell into the lawn next to him, gnawed a mouth full of grass, and added a little mud.
"What the hell?"
Nanguo Old Rabbit took out a handkerchief, wiped his hands that were as bright as jade, and glared at the audience: "It's all a group of self-righteous pretends, look at what kind of bullshit you write for children."
What is the grass, the egret is flying, what is mourning, the south of the Hong, the children can't understand what the hell it is, and it is merciful not to give zero eggs.
Looking at the tunes you composed, it is either sad or sad, and Chengxin is ruining the children's happy childhood Children's rhymes, children's songs, is for children to sing to listen to the song, Kiki children just sang the two tigers, it is very cheerful, very lively, the lyrics are also simple and clear, cheerful and interesting, very suitable for children to enjoy, even my old friend, listen to the cheerful and interesting, why has it become a garbage thing in your mouth Guys, the things you make up that get a few cents every year are the real rubbish, do you have an opinion?"
In the literary world, the dean of Nanlu Academy, who is as authoritative as Mount Tai Beidou, and the judgment of the old rabbit in Nanguo, how dare everyone have any opinions, not to mention that his authority is not only reflected in the literary world, but his vast cultivation that threatens the world is so authoritative that no one dares to have any opinions.
Authority, it represents the vane of fashion and trend, and people in the music industry have reflected on their own creative ideas under the lessons and inspiration of the president of Nanlu Academy, an authority like Taishan Beidou.
Since then, children's songs have changed and developed in the direction of being easy to understand, simple and bright, not only children's songs, but also some particularly intelligent creators, but also trying to make some music works suitable for ordinary people to sing.
Who knew that the power of ordinary people's singing was far better than the disease-free "sheny" in the spring and white snow, and this kind of popular songs, which were denounced by the defenders as the "plague of art", quickly crowded out the mainstream market in the music and art industry.
Pop songs began to be popular in another world, and later people in other worlds respected Nanguo Old Rabbit as the founder of pop music, and the little devil who compiled the first pop song Two Tigers is regarded as the originator of pop music.
Even Kiki has earned the historical honor of being the originator singer of the pop music industry.
After all the children's song competitions were over, the beautiful princess who scored 10 points won the third place, and the county lord of Sissi, who scored 20 points, was even more high.
It can be seen that the level of creation of children's songs in another world is so frustrating.
So, relying on two tigers to get 99 points, which is far beyond the highest score in history, Kiki, finally won the Toad Palace and received a fancy and beautiful little flower hat.
The children's song contest is just an appetizer for the literary meeting, and after the appetizer, the main dish has to be served, so after the children's rhyme contest in the morning, the first main dish before the big meal begins in the afternoon.
This first course is the couplet that best shows the literati's learning and intelligence.
The old master Jiang, who had been embarrassed all morning, finally began to be angry in the afternoon, very simple, couplets have always been his forte, and the new friend who made him hate to pick his skin and gnaw his bones was so bad that he didn't dare to sign up for the competition
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